Chapter 390: Sister Misaka, is your brain occupied by a frog?

"You ask me why?" Mo Ming ( ̄へ ̄) "Such an obvious question, you still ask me why? Misaka Mikoto, is your brain occupied by a frog?"

"So why is that?" Although being criticized made her very angry, Mikoto suppressed her anger due to her curiosity.

"Because I am from the flower-growing family!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭

"(O_o)Eh?" Mikoto's mind was full of question marks. She couldn't figure out the whole thing.

"Master, I'm curious too!" Lei Zi thought that Mo Ming was learning from her, but she didn't expect it to be the case.

"Me too!" Hatsuharu was also curious, for the same reason as Ruiko.

"Because Hatsuharu is easier to pronounce than Shiri!" Mo Ming (???)? "Besides, don't you think it's more approachable?"

“(.o_o)…”*3

"Of course, I don't deny that calling her 'Hatsuchun' would make her look cuter." Mo Ming o( ̄▽ ̄)d

"I think so too!" Ruizi nodded in agreement.

"Eh? So that's how it is?" Hatsuharu was confused. She thought that Ruiko was unwilling to get closer to them, so she was unwilling to call her name.

"That's it! Hatsuharu, do you think I don't want to be closer to you, so I don't want to call my name?" Lei Zi discovered a new world, "If that's the case, let's get to know each other again!"

Lei Zi said this and was about to lift up Haruharu’s skirt.

"Wait! Saten-san, don't! Damn!!" When Hatsuharu saw that Ruizi was about to lift her skirt again, she decisively hid behind Mo Ming, stuck her head out, and waved her little hands to protest loudly to Ruizi.

"(O_o)??" Mikoto was confused and didn't know what kind of weird performance this was.

Although she has a roommate whose writing is Kuroko and whose reading is perverted, she thinks the world is a beautiful place and Kuroko is just an exception, so for a moment, she really doesn't know what Ruizi wants to do?

"Tear, don't do anything yet." Mo Ming (??ω?)ノ(._.`) said to Tear, "This kind of thing can't be done in public!"

"Master..." After being reminded by Mo Ming, Lei Zi hesitated a little.

"Lord Mo Ming!" Chuchun looked at Mo Ming with gratitude. If she wasn't afraid of death, she would even want to give herself to him!

“Leizi, you have to learn how to keep accounts!” Mo Ming sighed helplessly, “This is a secret that I will never pass on to anyone else!”

"Keep accounts?" Although Ruizi often heard Risa say that Mo Ming kept accounts for her, she really couldn't react for a moment. What power does keeping accounts have?

“(* ̄︶ ̄)That’s right, it’s accounting!” Mo Ming showed a proud smile, “In our school, we use the most simple and unpretentious accounting method, nine out of thirteen return, one account is settled every day, and all the decimals are counted as the full number!”

"(O_o)??" Ruizi still couldn't understand the secret.

"No! What you're doing is illegal!" Ruiko didn't understand, but Mikoto understood it immediately.

With Mo Ming's accounting method, if you don't balance the accounts on the first day, you will never be able to balance the accounts again after that!

"Misaka-senpai, is this serious?" Seeing that Mikoto seemed to understand, Ruiko immediately sought her explanation.

As a fashion icon, Ruiko's talent is obviously in art. She definitely has an IQ, but it's definitely not as high as Mikoto and the others who rely on their brains.

"According to him, as long as he doesn't collect the debt on the first day and the other party doesn't pay it back, his bill will increase infinitely, exponentially!" Mikoto kindly explained to Ruiko.

"I see!" Although Ruizi pretended to understand, she actually didn't understand at all!

"Tear, you just need to know that Chuchun owes you once, and you will never be able to repay her in your lifetime!" Mo Ming (???)?

"Hey~~ Master, you are so bad!" Even Lei Zi, who had the heart of a jockey master, felt very disgusted at this moment.

"It seems you understand!" Mo Ming nodded.

"Lord Mo Ming!" Chuchun almost cried, because if Lei Zi really wanted to treat her like this, she seemed unable to resist!

"Don't worry, don't worry! Hatsuharu, I won't do this to you!" Leizi (??ω?)ノ(._.`) Hatsuharu, "Hatsuharu you are my best friend, how could I possibly hurt you!"

"Saten-kun..." Hatsuharu was so moved by being comforted that she almost cried.

"But, Hatsuharu, you still call me Saten-san. Isn't that a bit too unfamiliar?" Ruiko decisively asked Hatsuharu to change his address.

"But..." Although Mo Ming had just explained why he and Lei Zi liked to call Chuchun, in Chuchun's concept, calling someone by their surname was still rather unfamiliar, and he couldn't change it for the time being.

"(ー`?ー) No buts!" Ruiko was a little angry, "If you don't change it, I will do it according to the master's instructions!"

"Tears...Tears!" Hatsuharu (*/ω\*)

What seemed like a very ordinary thing in Mo Ming's eyes, became something very serious and embarrassing in Chuchun's eyes.

"Hatsuharu-chan!" Seeing that Hatsuharu finally stopped insisting on calling her "Saten-san", which was such a distant name, Ruiko was so excited that she dropped the suit in her hand on the spot, hugged Hatsuharu and jumped for joy.

"Perverted uncle, look, even your apprentice doesn't choose your method. This shows how much of a failure you are!" Mikoto proudly put her hands on her hips and began to mock Mo Ming.

“Ah… it doesn’t matter!” Mo Ming shrugged indifferently. “I’m not an old antique who crawled out of a cave. I don’t want my apprentice to follow the route I have planned. On the contrary, it’s what I hope for Lei Zi to have her own ideas! But you, Misaka…”

"What's wrong with me?" Mikoto asked with a frown.

She didn't expect Mo Ming to have such a good attitude, and seemed to have some bad opinions about her.

"I didn't expect that you, a Level 5 girl in Academy City, would be so backward and closed-minded!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"I thought a young girl like you would be more open-minded!"

"(OдO;)..." Misaka was instantly labeled an old stubborn person, and she was so speechless that she didn't know how to respond for a moment.

“Forget it, as an adult, I won’t bother with you about this!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“After all, you are already so pitiful. If I still bother with you about this, wouldn’t I just be bullying the old, weak, sick and disabled?”

"Wait! Why do you say I'm old, weak and sick?" When Mikoto heard Mo Ming actually evaluate her like this, she instantly got furious.

"Isn't it?" Mo Ming (O_o)??

"ヽ(#`Д?)ノYou are the old, weak and disabled!" Mikoto almost tiptoed as she roared at Mo Ming angrily, "Not only are you old, weak and disabled, you are also blind! How could you mistake a young and beautiful JC girl like me for an old, weak and disabled person? If you are not blind, then who is blind!"

Chapter 391: Lei Zi: Isn’t it to give you benefits~~

"Mikoto-chan?" Facing Mikoto's anger, Mo Ming smiled gently and placed his hands lightly on Mikoto's shoulders.

"Hi!" Mikoto's nerves instantly tensed up because the atmosphere suddenly became too solemn.

“(???)? I was right when I said you are old, weak and disabled!” Mo Ming showed an evil smile.

That smile is simply creepy!

"I don't want to listen! What a turtle chanting!!" Mikoto felt an ominous premonition in her heart and shook her head desperately, trying to avoid the information pollution that was about to follow from Mo Ming.

"Hehe!" Seeing Mikoto like this, Mo Ming laughed even more evilly.

"Because your thinking is very rigid, you can be considered old-fashioned, and it is not an exaggeration to even say that you are a relic of the times!" Mo Ming launched the first attack.

"No!" Although she had been hit by Mo Ming with this reason before, Mikoto still felt like the sky was falling and the earth was splitting apart at this moment!

She is still a JC, not an old aunt as JS said!

"Just LV5, the third in Academy City, Misaka Mikoto, you are too weak! No one can protect you when you are so weak!" Mo Ming ignored Mikoto's struggle and launched the second wave of attacks!

"No! Stop talking!" For some reason, Mikoto felt like she must have shouted like this on a certain iron bridge, and cried and shouted like a certain Lei Lu, saying such depressing words as [I can't do anything!]!

"As a LV5 in Academy City, it's common sense that you are sick, so I won't say anything to you!" Because Mo Ming looked very pitiful, the third wave of attack was even more terrifying than the previous two.

"No..." Mikoto ORZ

Although she didn't want to admit it, Mikoto, who had a little knowledge of each LV5, knew that all of the LV5s in Academy City had serious illnesses.

"Last!" Mo Ming's mouth curled up, and he was ready to launch the final attack.

"Shut up!" After collapsing for a while, Mikoto finally chose to jump up and cover Mo Ming's mouth that was spraying venom, interrupting Mo Ming's magic output.

"╮(╯▽╰)╭Okay. I was going to talk about your shortcomings, but since you don't want to listen, forget it!" Mo Ming shrugged indifferently and easily broke free from Mikoto's restraints.

"No one wants to be called old, weak, sick or disabled by you!" Mikoto was very angry.

What made her even more angry was that her subconscious told her that what Mo Ming said was right!

Just think about it, the electrodes are inserted from the ears into the brain, it would be strange if the brain is not damaged!

"Sister Cang, running away won't solve the problem!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"No matter when, you must remember! Running away will never solve the problem!"

"(ˉ▽ ̄~) Tsk~~" Mikoto waved her hand dismissively, "Of course I know! Do I need a stinky old man like you to tell me?"

"No! No!" Mo Ming shook his head, showing a meaningful smile and said to Mikoto: "You won't understand the meaning of this sentence at this moment! When you really understand it, you will have grown up!"

"You sound like you know a lot! Uncles who love to preach are the worst!" Mikoto (▼⊿▼)

Mikoto believes that she has read quite a few books, so she feels that she has learned a lot of useful knowledge from them. Having been enlightened by philosophy and having her horizons broadened, she must know that avoiding the problem will not solve it!

"╮(╯▽╰)╭It doesn't matter! Anyway, when you encounter a problem that you can't avoid or solve, remember to shout loudly 'Dad, save me', and I will flash to you at the speed of light!" Seeing Mikoto like this, Mo Ming didn't want to say anything more.

“(﹁“﹁)…” Logically, Misaka should be angry, because what Mo Ming said sounded like he was planning to target her mother, but for some reason, at this moment she just wanted to despise Mo Ming.

"Master, let's go buy some swimsuits!" Seeing that the atmosphere was heading in a strange direction, Lei Zi, who couldn't bear it anymore, decisively pulled Mo Ming's hand and acted coquettishly, begging him to go buy a swimsuit together.

"Why do you want to buy a swimsuit?" Before Mo Ming could say anything, Mikoto asked curiously.

After all, it’s not time to swim yet. For a growing girl, buying a swimsuit may be useless and a waste of money!

"Didn't Leizi already buy it during the last training camp?" Mo Ming asked curiously, "Why did you buy it again?"

"Cough cough!" Lei Zi coughed twice, then put her hands behind her back and straightened her chest, looking at Mo Ming with a smile.

"Hmm?" Mo Ming looked at Lei Zi in confusion, as if he really had no idea what her action meant.

"Master, haven't you noticed that my size has increased?" Lei Zi (*/ω\*)

Even someone as strong as her would be shy at this time!

“!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ” Mo Ming was not scared, but Mikoto was.

Because Mikoto discovered that although Ruiko was younger than her, she was better than her in all aspects, especially in terms of her mind. Although it was not as exaggerated as Shokuhou's, it was still far better than hers!

"This is unscientific!" Mikoto secretly complained in her heart, "Are the meals for young people nowadays so good? I drink milk every day too! This is unfair!!"

"Well... if you put it that way, it seems to have indeed grown!" Mo Ming observed carefully for several seconds and found that it seemed to be indeed as Lei Zi said, a little bigger than the last time they met.

But it's only a little bigger! It's not to the point where I need to change equipment!

"Yeah!" Ruizi smiled happily.

"However, Lei Zi, the increased weight doesn't seem to be enough to require a change of equipment, right?" Mo Ming frowned, thinking that Lei Zi was making a fuss out of nothing. He was definitely not worried that he would get angry if he accompanied Lei Zi to buy a swimsuit!

“Isn’t it because I want to give you benefits~~” Lei Zi immediately switched to a spoiled state, shaking Mo Ming’s hand and saying in a sweet voice: “Master~~ Please~~~”

"Hiss——" Before Mo Ming could do anything, Mikoto, who usually treated herself as a man, started to gasp and said that she had learned a new powerful skill!

"Okay, okay! Whatever you say is fine!" Mo Ming was helpless and had to nod his head frantically in agreement.

There is really no other way! He can't stand cute girls and little girls acting like a spoiled brat!

"Master, you are the best!" Seeing that Mo Ming agreed, Lei Zi happily threw herself into Mo Ming's arms and hugged him!

Because, it means opportunity! People can’t wear underwear on the street, but swimsuits can!

The styles are obviously not much different, and Kuroko's swimsuit even has only two strings, but as long as it is a swimsuit, you can wear it on the street!

Magical or not?

What Ruizi likes most is undoubtedly that the fancy swimsuits are more tempting than underwear!

"Σ(っ°Д°;)っ" Looking at Mo Ming's reaction and then at Ruizi's actions, Hatsuharu was greatly surprised, because this was a way she had never thought of.

Almost all the students in Academy City are very independent, so most of them have almost no chance to act like a spoiled child.

However, it is precisely because the students of Academy City are almost free-range that the research institutions in Academy City dare to treat the students as guinea pigs and consumables.

To be honest, if there was a kind-hearted parent living in Academy City, those unethical researchers might not even see the next day.

Because there is a universal truth in the world - when people are killed, they die!

"So this uncle is a scumbag?" Mikoto muttered softly.

The scene before her seemed familiar. Mikoto recalled it carefully and soon found the source of the sense of déjà vu from her memory!

That was the last time when Mo Ming and Shokuhou were shopping, and she happened to run into them! Because of the embarrassing incident, she had a very deep impression of them!

Especially now that she saw Ruiko throwing herself into Mo Ming's arms, Mikoto became more certain of her guess at the time - Queen Shokuhou must have been PUA'd by this scumbag uncle!

Chapter 392 Haruhi (ー`?ー): Mikoto-chan, there's something wrong with you!

"He's not a scumbag, he's just more philanthropic." Kasuga had arrived at the scene without knowing when.

"(;¬_¬) What's the difference between that and being a scumbag?" Mikoto suspected that Kasuga and Shokuhou had the same problem - beauty is in the eyes of the beholder!

"Yes!" Haruhi nodded seriously.

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