"Kyoshi..." Haruhi looked at Kyoshi with a dark face as he became more and more excited.
"What...what happened?"
[Complaining is fun for a while, and it’s fun all the time if you keep complaining! Looking back at Xuzi’s life, we can find that complaining is always accompanied by risks! ]
"That's enough!" Kyoshi, who was almost scared by Kasuga's fierce gaze, stepped on Ji's foot in anger, "Is there anyone who is as good as you to a friend?"
"Ah~~" Yiji's scream is creepy and makes people wonder if she is a masochist.
"Okay, since it's getting late, let's disband!" Haruhi decided to go into the game and find trouble with Mo Ming later, and today's club activities would end here.
"Hi~~~" The happiest person when he heard that he could leave was naturally Xuzi!
The second happiest person was naturally Yiji, who expressed her desire to go and have a chat with Kyoshi.
The first day of the SOS Group's activities came to an end, and everyone went back home to find their own mothers.
As soon as Haruhi returned home, she put on her gaming helmet and tried to find trouble in the game for Mo Ming's 'leaving without saying goodbye'.
As a result, not only Mo Ming was not online, even Fengjiang was not online.
Looking at the two gray avatars in the friend list, Haruhi was silent - she had a little doubt that everyone didn't really like playing games.
Just when Haruhi was about to log off, Chika came on.
Because Qianhua's game helmet was redeemed by Kasuga using the Easter egg reward in the game, once Qianhua's game character is created, she will immediately become a friend of Kasuga.
After the two of them added each other as friends, they naturally started to play games as a team.
Like Kaede, neither of them is the type to play by the rules, so while others are killing monsters, Haruhi plays an adventure game with Chika.
Chapter 40: Shokuho who is addicted to being a vegetable
At the time when Haruhi returned home and came online, Mo Ming was shopping with Shokuhou Misaki in Academy City.
Yesterday, Mo Ming took Feng and Shokuhou to frantically play the Poison Dragon dungeon, which resulted in neither of them wanting to play the game.
Even Mo Ming himself didn't want to play games anymore.
As expected, if you want someone to quit something, make it his job!
Shokuhou, who didn't want to play games, naturally chose to let Mo Ming accompany her shopping. She had already thought of the reason - she had hosted Asuna for Mo Ming during the day, so Mo Ming naturally needed to compensate her at night.
As for the date they talked about earlier? Shokuhou smiled and said nothing.
Then, Shokuhou gave Mo Ming a good demonstration of what it means to be a wimp!
"That's why I said that you should exercise more often in your daily life." Although Mo Ming really enjoyed the feeling of having Queen Shokuho hanging on his body, he still had to complain about it. After all, with Shokuho's physique, Mo Ming was afraid that if he let her join Kaede and Risa's team, she would end up rolling her eyes and lying dead.
“Next time, definitely next time~~” Shokuhou’s entire body went soft this time, even her mouth was no exception.
“Every time I tell you to do it, you always say you will do it next time, but then you do it again and again. You’re just lazy.” Mo Ming shook his head helplessly. “You’re just as unlucky as me, but you don’t even think about making up for your shortcomings. Instead, you’re just playing like a salted fish. Little bee, you’re hopeless.”
Once Mo Ming was one of the countless people who hoped that a savior would save the world, but the forced shutdown of [Earth OL] made Mo Ming understand one thing, that is, it is better to hope that his plug-in will not be banned by the mother of the world than to expect a savior who is either in love or on the way to love to save the world!
"Hmm~ Mingjun~ No girl will like you like this." Shokuhou pouted her lips in dissatisfaction, looking very dissatisfied.
"So I married Mrs. Feng early on. Wasn't that a very foresighted decision?" Mo Ming showed a smile that was one part reserved and nine parts proud.
"Wu…" Shokuhou pursed her lips and wanted to cry. Every time he responded to her like this, she really wanted to cry!
"Hmm? How about the look of an abandoned puppy?" That's why Mo Ming thought that the bee eater was addicted to food! She was both naive and playful, that's what she was like.
People say no! ?
Shokuhou stomped her feet hard, and punched Mo Ming's chest forcefully with her right hand. Then she became ruthless, wrapped her arms around Mo Ming's neck, raised her head, stood on tiptoe, closed her eyes, and kissed Mo Ming's lips hard.
If he wanted to hide, Mo Ming could naturally hide, but why did he want to hide?
He is a super Kryptonian warrior and a time traveler with cheats, not the protagonist of a light novel. Why should he hide?
Shokuhou's first kiss was nothing like what was described in the novel. It was just a pure lip contact. Not to mention any extra movements, she didn't even dare to breathe.
When she couldn't hold it back any longer, Shokuhou let go of her hand with blurry eyes.
But who is Mo Ming? He is a tough guy with tons of study materials, and he and Fengjiang have practiced kissing to perfection. How could it be that the kiss was over after just a touch of lips?
So, Mo Ming hugged Shokuhou's waist tightly with his arms, and Shokuhou had to stand on tiptoe again. Then Mo Ming lowered his head and used the skills he had practiced with Kaede on Shokuhou.
After passively learning new knowledge, Shokuhou felt like she was wandering in an ocean of knowledge. She was so happy that she felt the whole world had become dreamy and filled with sweetness everywhere. Her arms, which had originally loosened, once again hugged Mo Ming's neck.
The two were so absorbed in learning new knowledge that they didn't even notice the passage of time.
"How shameless!"
Finally, after who knows how long, someone couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted the two people's study!
As a straight man, Mo Ming regains his sanity the fastest!
He looked in the direction of the voice and discovered that the one who interrupted his study state was none other than Misaka Mikoto.
The awakened Shokuhou buried her head in Mo Ming's arms, not daring to show her face, she was extremely shy.
Don’t talk about psychological control. When people are emotional, it is really difficult for them to switch systems instantly like a machine.
"Go away, kid, don't meddle in other people's business." Mo Ming was somewhat dissatisfied with Misaka Mikoto's interruption.
After all, Shokuhou is very plump, which is different from Kaede and Risa, and she is very cute in every sense. Coupled with the fact that love is so strong, it is natural for the baby to be born in ten months.
"You're not a child! And you're corrupting public morals! The world is going downhill and morals are declining!" Mikoto waved her hands with a red face and accused Mo Ming and Shokuhou of corrupting children incoherently!
"How can it be considered immoral for two people in love to kiss on the street? How can it be considered a sign of moral decline? How can it be considered a sign of declining morals? How can it be considered a bad example for children?" Mo Ming rolled his eyes speechlessly. "You will get kicked in the ass by a horse for interrupting the intimacy between lovers like this!"
"Lover!?" Mikoto looked at Mo Ming and Shokuhou in shock.
For a moment, Mikoto felt guilty!
After all, from her point of view, Mo Ming is an extremely mature man, and he may have even graduated from college and entered society.
So it was really wrong for a little kid like her to interrupt the intimacy between a social animal and his girlfriend...
"What a shame!" The more Mikoto looked at her, the more guilty she felt that the hair color, the hair style, and the vulgar figure under the same school uniform as hers, seemed familiar to her. She was just like the bad woman she hated so much who liked to manipulate other people's minds!
"Shokuhou Misaki!" Mikoto couldn't help but shout out.
"Huh? Who is it?" Shokuhou, who was still dazed in Mo Ming's arms, looked up with a blushing face and followed the voice, trying to find the person who called her. She habitually reached into her bag and took out the remote control with a speaker that Mikoto was very familiar with - she was Shokuhou Misaki, the queen of Tokiwadai, and she would not allow anyone to spy on her private life!
"It's you!" Although Shokuhou looked like the colorful comics that Mikoto read at the moment, so hot, astringent and tempting, Mikoto still recognized her at the first sight!
"Oh, it's Misaka-san! I was wondering, how could there be such a rude person in the world? It turns out to be Misaka-san! It's not surprising if it's Misaka-san! After all, it's Misaka-san!" It was a rare opportunity for her to have a close and intimate negative distance contact with her beloved, but it was interrupted by someone. Even if that person was Misaka Mikoto, Shokuhou would still be angry.
So the remote control in Shokuhou's hand kept beeping, and Mikoto's head was shaking left and right as if it was shot by a gun, and sparks were flying everywhere.
"Damn it!" Mikoto roared when she was attacked, and the strength of the electromagnetic barrier increased dramatically, finally blocking Shokuhou's attack.
"How scary!" Seeing Mikoto talking so much, Shokuhou decisively hid behind Mo Ming. She was a sports idiot and only knew how to do things gracefully, such as stabbing people in the back and having others stab people in the back. She would never confront a muscular and violent girl like Mikoto head-on.
"Damn it! You're such a manipulator!" Mikoto felt she was attacked for no apparent reason and was filled with rage. "Uncle over there, you're being manipulated! Get away from that bad woman!"
"Oh, is Misaka-san jealous? She's even learned to frame me!" Shokuhou tapped her chin lightly with the hand holding the remote control, and a happy smile appeared on her pretty face, whose blush had not yet completely faded.
When it comes to playing with people's hearts, Shokuhou Misaki is no less capable than anyone else in her life! Isn't Misaka Mikoto just delivering herself to him? How could she not retaliate after interrupting her good deeds?
"False accusation? What accusation? Can a bad woman like you really fall in love with an old man?" Mikoto was very disdainful. "But I didn't expect a bad woman like you to be such an unsatisfied bad girl! You actually picked a random old man on the street and kissed him. How horny are you?"
"Uncle? Who are you talking about!?" Mo Ming didn't feel anything, but Shokuhou felt like jumping up and down. Her darling was so handsome, how could he be a greasy uncle?
"Who else could it be? Isn't it obvious?" Mikoto almost pointed her finger at Mo Ming's nose and shouted, "This is it!"
At this time, Mo Ming was wearing a well-fitting suit selected by Shokuhou, but he was too tall and mighty, and with the temperament of a super Kryptonian warrior, no matter how you looked at him, he didn't look like he was in the same age group as them.
You have to know that in the eyes of little girls, a boy one year younger is a brother, a boy two years younger is a big brother, and a boy more than three years older is an uncle.
If you don’t believe it, think back, what did Lizi call you?
Shokuhou and Mikoto are second-year students at Tokiwadai. Mo Ming is now dressed according to Shokuhou's preferences (the result of shopping just now). He looks like a social elite and seems to be in his twenties at least. What else could he be but an uncle?
Chapter 41: Shokuhou, you're so hot!
After Mikoto pointed it out, Shokuhou finally realized that the way Mo Ming dressed up didn't look like a student, at least not a high school student.
But, she liked it anyway! After all, in her mind, Mo Ming was a married man, and in her impression, most married people dressed like this.
The thought of Maple-chan or something like that made Shokuhou feel so excited! She felt like she couldn't stop! !
"Oh, aren't we a perfect match like this?" It's true that she was in control of her mind. Shokuhou quickly calmed down and snuggled in Mo Ming's arms again, turning around and making a face at Mikoto.
"They're a good match!" Mikoto wondered if she was hallucinating. Or was it that this bad woman, Shokuhou, just liked this?
Mikoto had heard that there were people in this world who were obsessed with people older than them, but she had never thought that Shokuhou, a bad woman who didn't look like a junior high school student at all, would also have this problem. Could it be that she really wasn't a junior high school student?
"Well, it's a good match!" Shokuho slid her index finger from her chin downwards, showing Mikoto what the super-thick front armor, refined beams and powerful power system were.
"(oへo╬)" Mikoto's gaze followed Shokuhou's index finger, and her anger soared exponentially with the arc her finger drew.
"Hey!" After showing off her powerful equipment, Shokuhou winked at Mikoto in a cute way.
[○?`Д?? ○]
Not only is she showing off! She also said I'm a child with a flat body! ——by Misaka Mikoto
Mikoto was so angry after being shown off and despised that she almost transformed into Pikachu on the spot. She even almost gave Shokuhou a 100,000 volt buff to let her know what Pikachu's wrath was.
But Mikoto saw that Mo Ming looked like an ordinary person (all the adults in Academy City are powerless), and Shokuhou was lying in Mo Ming's arms. If she attacked Shokuhou, Mo Ming would definitely be implicated!
The kind-hearted Mikoto didn't want to hurt innocent people, so she forcibly grabbed the lightning spear that was intended to attack Shokuhou in her hand. The squeaking sound of the lightning almost made Mikoto complete a Naruto cosplay.
"Hey! Uncle over there, wake up quickly! Your consciousness has been controlled by that bad woman!" Mikoto, who couldn't attack directly, chose to use words to try to wake Mo Ming up.
Although Misaka Mikoto has never been successful in her life, she still chose to use mouth-to-mouth tactics!
"Misaka-san is really a bad woman~~ My dear and I truly love each other, it's not some psychological operation you said." At this moment, Shokuhou is just like the bad woman in the TV series. I don't know if she is sincere or not, but she is definitely over-acting.
"You bad woman, I can tell at a glance that you are not a good person!" Mikoto glared at Shokuhou angrily, "You said you didn't use psychological manipulation, do you dare to tell me what he is thinking now?"
"My dear, I've been advising you in my heart not to use electric current to lose weight. Misuzu has such a good figure, but your figure is so sorry. After thinking about it, the only problem is that you like to use electric current to lose weight!" Shokuhou told Mikoto what Mo Ming was thinking without thinking, and by the way, she also saw the image of Misaka Mikoto's mother Misaka Misuzu in Mo Ming's mind.
"You still dare to say that you didn't use any psychological manipulation!" Mikoto was so angry that she felt like she was leaving her body and ascending to heaven. She waved her hand and the lightning spear flew past Shokuhou's cheek.
"Honey, this is scary!" Although she knew that she was absolutely safe around Mo Ming, she still felt scared by Mikoto's lightning spear...
So excited!
What should I do?
Would you like to recite a poem to commemorate it?
How could Shokuhou be afraid? She was a psychological controller and knew Misaka Mikoto's mind very well. She knew that even if she was so angry that Mikoto screamed, Mikoto would not attack her directly! What was there to be afraid of?
And the angrier Mikoto gets, the more she can't control herself, the happier Shokuhou Misaki will be!
"(〃>皿<) Damn it!" The more Shokuhou screamed in fear, the angrier Mikoto became - this guy's acting was too bad, and the signs of acting were too obvious! It was a perfect interpretation of what is called pretentious! !
Isn't this just taking advantage of the fact that Misaka Mikoto is kind-hearted and doesn't want to hurt innocent people, and bullying her to death?
It's simply that her uncle can tolerate it, her aunt can't, but she, Misaka Mikoto, has to endure it! It's so frustrating!
"Honey, I'm so scared! Is that violent female gorilla going to hit me?" Shokuhou suddenly switched to green tea mode and her cunning voice was simply a unique skill. Even a strong man like Mo Ming who had experienced many storms couldn't help but shiver and attacked with a knife.
"Yidayo--" The beaten Shokuhou looked at Mo Ming with tears in her eyes. There were three parts of grievance, three parts of confusion, three parts of doubt and one part of questioning in her eyes, just like a fan-shaped diagram.
"No green tea." Mo Ming shook his head helplessly, "You can bully Sister Pao, but you can't be green tea. I don't like green tea."
"Dear..." Shokuhou covered her head and stared at Mo Ming blankly. After a few seconds, all the grievances, confusion, and doubts disappeared, and happiness blossomed.
"Honey!" Shokuho cheered and threw herself directly into Mo Ming's arms, rubbing her pretty face against Mo Ming happily.
Mo Ming hugged Shokuhou tightly again.
"..." Misaka, who was inexplicably fed dog food, suddenly felt very full and even started to feel a little bloated.
"Wait! This uncle is not being controlled!?" Mikoto, who had eaten a meal of dog food for no reason, suddenly discovered something incredible!
You have to know that most people with psychic abilities have a bad habit, which is a strong desire for control!
Whether intentionally or unintentionally, they always use their mind control abilities to rewrite the thoughts of those around them without realizing it, so most people tend to avoid psychics as much as possible.
After all, you don’t know whether you will gradually lose yourself and become a mindless puppet over time.
"No, no! Whether this uncle is manipulated or not is a small matter. The real point should be that Shokuhou is actually an uncle complex!?" Mikoto said that she had been shocked by Shokuhou's happy look for a whole year.
"No, no! It's still not right!!" Mikoto felt that this incident would only shock her for a whole year, but it wouldn't make her feel weird.
After all, it’s no big deal if psychics have a bit strange hobbies.
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