"It's clearly tasteless!" Mo Ming lowered his head and took a breath. The rich fragrance just now was gone at all.
"You pooped inside your pants. Do you think you'll just not care if Patch gives you a cleaning spell?" Haruhi rolled her eyes at Mo Ming helplessly.
"Eh~~Haruhi, what you said is disgusting!" Mo Ming (﹁“﹁) "But I promise, you didn't use your ultimate skill just now!"
"o(▼皿▼メ;)o Nonsense! Don't I know whether I exist or not?" For a moment, Kasuga wanted to jump up and smash Mo Ming's head.
“I’m worried that you might be hallucinating~” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“So honey, you don’t have to worry at all. Besides…”
"What else?" Chunri glared at Mo Ming who kept talking with dissatisfaction. She felt very uncomfortable now!
She was apparently even drier than in sanitary napkin commercials, but her heart was filled with watery memories of a bunch of modern poets. This contradictory and awkward feeling was so torturous that Haruhi felt like her brain was going to explode!
“Besides, I’ve even seen the building where I patrol the ward diligently at night. How could I be disgusted by your big move?” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“Although I don’t like eating poop as much as you locals in the Sakura area, I can still tolerate it when I’m in the mood.”
"I'm going to die! What you said is so disgusting!" Chun jumped up, swung his fist, and hit Mo Ming's head with a series of bangs.
"╮(╯▽╰)╭Isn't this to show my affection for you?" Mo Ming helplessly stretched out his hand to hold Haruhi's slender waist, so that she wouldn't lose balance and fall to the ground due to excessive force when she used her legs to hold her waist.
That look, no matter how you look at it, looks a bit like a masochist!
"Huh!?" Haruhi's face was filled with disbelief, "Is this how you show your affection?"
"Hmm!" Mo Mingo( ̄▽ ̄)d "If you don't even dare to eat the big change of the woman you love, how can you dare to say love?"
"Ugh - how disgusting!" Haruhi almost vomited, "Where did you see such a disgusting sentence!?"
"Female-oriented novel." Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"(.o_o)..." Haruhi never expected that a straight man like Mo Ming would actually read female novels. It was even more absurd than the end of the century!
“Although I haven’t read the full article, but if you watch too many short videos, you will always come across something you have to say!”Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“There’s nothing I can do! It’s just like walking on the road at night in Gensokyo. If you walk enough, you will always meet Yuyuko!”
"Such a strong smell so early in the morning, it ruins my mood!" Haruhi was extremely disgusted.
"Forget it, I won't talk to you anymore. I'd better go back to my room and change." Haruhi gave up banging her head and jumped off Mo Ming.
“(╯▽╰)Okay, as long as you like it.” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“I’ll eat something to fill my stomach first.”
"(﹁"﹁)..." Haruhi, who was just about to go back to her room, had a look of disgust on her face. She knew it would be like this!
"Haruhi, have you had breakfast? Do you want me to get you one as well?" Mo Ming asked casually.
"I've eaten! Get out of here! Don't disturb me from changing clothes!"
“(╯▽╰)Okay okay~” Mo Ming shrugged indifferently, then slowly moved towards the door.
"(▼皿▼#)!!" Looking at Mo Ming's slow movements, veins popped out on Haruhi's forehead and his anger surged out!
"(<ゝω?)☆Hey~"
"Hey your sister!" Haruhi picked up a pillow and threw it at Mo Ming.
"╮(╯▽╰)╭" Mo Ming spread his hands helplessly, then quickly disappeared before Haruhi was about to hit him with the second pillow, not giving him any chance at all.
"(.o_o)..." Haruhi was speechless.
After all, Mo Ming, this Hentai, is simply her nemesis. She can't beat him, and she enjoys scolding him.
There's not much to say about Haruhi's equipment change.
The only thing that made Kasuga feel fortunate was that she had enough equipment in her closet so that she could find the same equipment when changing clothes and not feel awkward.
"By the way, is this idiot Hentai's magical attainment getting higher and higher?" After changing her equipment, Haruhi discovered that it seemed that many places in their master bedroom had been expanded by space magic.
"(.o_o)... How do I deal with this?" Looking at the equipment in her hand that had body temperature and faintly visible curves, Haruhi was in a dilemma.
You said this equipment is dirty?
It's been through a cleaning process and is cleaner than new!
You said you should put it back and change it at night~
I feel that it has been wet, and psychologically I feel that it is a bit dirty.
It’s obviously very clean, but I feel a little disgusted!
And it’s your own!
"Forget it! Let's deal with it like last time!" The annoyed Haruhi finally decided to stuff the replaced equipment into Mo Ming's hands.
"(O_o)??" Mo Ming, who was eating breakfast, looked at Haruhi with confusion as she stuffed the small built-in chassis into his hands. He had no idea what she was doing!
"Why are you looking at me like an idiot?" Haruhi blushed and turned her head away, not daring to look at Mo Ming at all.
"Wife, I didn't say that!"
“(.o_o)…”
“Although I’m quite perverted, you’re testing me with this?” Mo Ming (.o_o) “Besides, we’re an old married couple, you shouldn’t test me with this hot bread! It’s totally useless!”
"ヽ(#`Д?)ノHentai! Who tested you!" Kasuga protested loudly, "I told you to put it in your storage space and return it to me when you clean it at night!!"
“Hi~Hi~~” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“I thought you were testing me with this!”
"(▼へ▼メ) Humph! You don't even need to be tested!" Kasuga (▼⊿▼) "I've seen through your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys!"
"Yeah, you're right!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"╭(╯^╰)╮huh!"
“╮(╯▽╰)╭”
"Don't take it out secretly and smell it!"
“Got it!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"You can't even think about it!" Haruhi
"Yeah!" Mo Ming nodded.
"(.o_o)..." Haruhi frowned, because Mo Ming just agreed to whatever she said. He was too easy to talk to, which was abnormal no matter how you looked at it!
"What's wrong?" Mo Ming asked curiously.
"Why don't you refute it?" Haruhi (ー`?ー) "I feel uneasy when you are so easy to talk to!"
"Why is it not quite the same?" Mo Ming asked with a smile.
"I always feel like you're planning something big!" Kasuga replied seriously.
“(*^▽^*)Hehe~It’s actually nothing!” Mo Ming smiled happily.
"Don't do this, I'm scared!" Haruhi quietly took a step back, ready to escape at any time.
"Actually..." Mo Ming (* ̄︶ ̄)
"Actually?" Haruhi (O_O)?
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"Actually, I am a super Kryptonian warrior!" Mo Ming said seriously.
"I know! And then?" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming helplessly. That was it! She thought Mo Ming was going to tell her some dark history that he had to reveal!
"I am a super Kryptonian warrior!" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"I understand! What next?"
“ε=(?ο`*)))Alas…” Mo Ming sighed helplessly.
"(ー`?ー) Why are you sighing for no apparent reason?" Haruhi still couldn't wrap her mind around that.
"That is to say, as long as I want, my nose will be filled with the fragrance you emit!" Mo Ming was helpless, "Haruhi, listen carefully, as long as I want, I can do it!"
"(.o_o)..." Haruhi was silent.
"(OдO;)..." Haruhi seemed to realize something!
"o(*////▽////*)qWho...who cares about you! Hentai!" The angry Haruhi almost snatched the small equipment in Mo Ming's hand and threw it hard on his face. Fortunately, he still had his sanity and finally just let out an unreasonable roar with a red face.
"We are an old married couple, and you are so cute, my wife!" Mo Ming didn't care at all, and even thought Haruhi was cute!
"Even food can't fill your mouth!" Chunri, whose brain was no longer working, chose to stuff the bun in front of Mo Ming's mouth, trying to block his dog mouth that couldn't spit out ivory.
“╮(╯▽╰)╭” My wife! What else can I do?
Mo Ming shrugged helplessly, and then enjoyed Chunri's feeding.
As long as he ate fast enough, he could still eat elegantly even if Haruhi fed him violently out of anger.
There were not many buns in a basket, especially since Mo Ming only ate them to maintain his habit, so Chunri soon found that he couldn't catch any buns no matter how hard he tried.
"Okay, now that we're full, let's get to work!" After a period of emotional release, Haruhi returned to her true self.
"Work? What kind of work?" Mo Ming looked at Chunri in confusion, "Shouldn't we go back to school to replenish our energy at this time?"
"Go back to school to replenish your energy?" Kasuga (﹁"﹁) "How can you say such shameless words?"
“Just like that, it just came out naturally!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"You haven't even finished what you promised me! How can I let you go back to school and enjoy the harem life?" Chunri rolled her eyes at Mo Ming in dissatisfaction, "I paid a huge price!"
"Really?" Mo Ming (O_o)?? "Haven't I been working for free?"
"Yes!" Kasuga ヽ(#`Д?)ノ "If there is no benefit, how could you agree to take leave with me? Is Mio-chan not cute? Or is Tsumugi-chan not delicious?"
Kasuga was very angry. After all, when Mo Ming went to school every day, he looked forward to the time he spent in the light music club!
It was just like the king of the harem returning to the harem, kissing this one or that one.
I can only say that, except for the law team, everyone else kissed each other a few times!
The reason why the Law Team was excluded is simply because they are more like buddies than others, and buddies cannot be conquered.
Unless, hey~ bro, you smell so good~~
Obviously, the Law Team does not meet this requirement!
"Wife, why do you think I chose to go out with you?" Mo Ming asked with a smile.
"╭(╯^╰)╮Humph! We agreed not to wait for you after the deadline! Who made you so crazy?" Haruhi snorted proudly, "Even if you suffer a loss, you still have to help me finish the job!"
“Okay! Whatever you say, that’s fine.” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“There’s still a long way to go.”
"I always feel like you have a lot of time to show for it!" Haruhi wrinkled her nose in dissatisfaction.
"No! No! Don't talk nonsense! This is just a very normal idiom!" Mo Ming quickly launched three consecutive denials and tried to prove his innocence!
"(▼⊿▼) Ha! Who would believe that?" But Haruhi didn't buy it at all.
I can only say that they are all thousand-year-old foxes, what is the point of telling Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio?
We are all LSPs, even if our language systems are different, it does not hinder communication!
“Okay! I admit, it’s a bit risqué!” Mo Ming helplessly admitted that he was not a good person. “After all, we are an old married couple. Isn’t this interesting?”
“(﹁“﹁)…” Haruhi gave Mo Ming a look of contempt, leaving him to experience the experience on his own.
“Okay, okay, I was wrong!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"It's your fault!" Haruhi╭(╯^╰)╮
“Yes, yes, it’s all my fault!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭
"╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!" Haruhi snorted tsunderely.
"Haruhi wife, where are we going next?"
"Go back to school!"
"Go back to school?" Mo Ming (O_o)?? "Didn't you just say you weren't going back to school?"
"Just now was just now, now is now!" Haruhi (* ̄︶ ̄) "Besides, who said that going back to school is to let you go back to the land of comfort?"
"Didn't they feel sorry for me and let me go back to enjoy myself?" Mo Ming's face was full of shock. "I haven't kissed Mio-chan and the others for a long time! And I haven't eaten Tsumugi-chan's saliva for a long time!"
“╭(╯^╰)╮Who cares about you!”
"(ー`?ー)Wait, you just said eating cake, right?"
“Yeah!” Mo Ming nodded. “It must be cake! Could it be saliva?”
"Who knows you!" Haruhi (▼⊿▼) "You are so perverted, what kind of work can't you do?"
Kasuga didn't forget that just now, Mo Ming told her that if you love someone, you have to eat her feces. He also said that he had seen the scene where Nanase Ren and the others covered the floor with curry.
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