“No!” Mo Ming┓(??`)┏“It’s just a bunch of nonsense!”
"(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻What the hell!" Haruhi overturned the little coffee table in her heart again!
"I'm free anyway, so wouldn't it be good to write some words?" Mo Ming shrugged indifferently.
"No! Not at all!" Kasuga "Since you know you're bored, can't you come with me to save the world?"
"No!" Mo Ming rejected Chunri's invitation again.
"Why?" Kasuga ヽ(#`Д?)ノ "Why on earth!?"
"Of course it's because I miss Tsumugi-chan's lap pillow!" Mo Ming ( ̄へ ̄) "As an LSP, you should know how painful it is to not indulge in beauty for two whole days!"
"(.o_o)..." Haruhi looked at the completely shameless Mo Ming in complete silence.
As a fellow LSP, Haruhi certainly understands Mo Ming’s feelings!
Not to mention Mo Ming, even Haruhi herself felt extremely uncomfortable as she hadn't played with the beautiful girl for two days.
But compared with the safety of the whole world, what does a little personal discomfort matter?
Although Kasuga doesn't think she's some great hero, she still knows her priorities!
The discomfort of a mere LSP is definitely not as important as catching the mastermind behind the threat to world peace and human security!
Haruhi is so sure!
"Well, actually the mastermind behind the scenes is dead!" Mo Ming shrugged indifferently and gave an answer casually.
"(OдO;)Ah..." Haruhi, who finally got the answer, pointed at Mo Ming in confusion, then pointed at herself, her mind going blank!
“╮(╯▽╰)╭That’s it!” Mo Ming spread his hands in a very funny way.
"Asshole! Since the mastermind has already died, why didn't you tell me!?" Haruhi, who had recovered from her shock, roared at Mo Ming, "Not only did you not tell me, but you also watched me running around like the three city guards in Gensokyo. Did you want to laugh at me?"
"(;¬_¬) Isn't it because you're in a bad mood?" Mo Ming tried to argue. He would never admit that he just liked to see Haruhi getting into trouble!
"o(▼皿▼メ;)o You're still trying to make excuses!"
"╮(╯▽╰)╭Okay! It's my fault! Haruhi, please forgive me!"
"( ̄へ ̄) Humph! You have no sincerity at all! I will never forgive you!"
"Then what do you want?" Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭"Lick your feet?"
"(.o_o)..." Haruhi, who was just pretending to be prepared for the unreasonable behavior that might come next, was instantly speechless!
"Or is it **?" Mo Ming (???)?
"You are such a disgusting person!" Haruhi (.o_o)
"You'll get used to it!" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏
"I can't get used to it at all!" Haruhi [○?`Д??○]
"As long as you like it!" Mo Ming┓(??`)┏
"I don't like it at all!"
"Besides, as an LSP, I like to collect various CGs of beautiful girls. Is there any problem?" Mo Ming ( ̄へ ̄)
"This is a big problem!" Kasuga ヽ(#`Д?)ノ┌┛〃Mo Ming, "Don't think you can get away with it by complimenting me!"
"Yeah!" Mo Ming nodded, not commenting on Haruhi's words.
"( ̄へ ̄) Unless you tell me what [**] is!"
"You are an experienced driver!" Mo Ming (;¬_¬) "Isn't this obvious?"
"What's so obvious?" Haruhi (﹁“﹁) "I don't understand at all!"
"Haven't you heard the saying that fairies don't poop?" Mo Ming (;¬_¬)
"I've heard of it." Haruhi (▼⊿▼) "And then?"
“╮(╯▽╰)╭Have you ever thought about where this sentence came from?” Mo Ming (﹁“﹁)
“(▼⊿▼)And then?”
“Look, even fairies despise their own perfection and fabricate a perfect attribute out of thin air!” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“This shows that even fairies who think they are perfect think that some parts of their body are dirty!”
"Everyone knows this!" Haruhi (▼⊿▼) "And then?"
“So…” Mo Ming╮(╯▽╰)╭“Don’t you think that [**] is actually related to this?”
"(;¬_¬)..." Having said this, Haruhi probably guessed what this [**] that Mo Ming was talking about was!
I can only say, he is indeed a pervert! He can even say such dirty words!
Although some short videos always say that certain parts of the human body are hundreds of times dirtier than a toilet, they are just for attention!
In fact, whether it is chocolate with the flavor of Ole Gei or Ole Gei with the flavor of chocolate, neither is a curious existence that normal people can accept.
Of course, the Mud People are an exception, they really know how to eat!
"o( ̄▽ ̄)d" Seeing that Haruhi had realized it, Mo Ming silently gave her a thumbs up!
"(▼⊿▼) Eh~ You're so disgusting!" In just a moment, Haruhi's face was filled with disgust.
"After all, when it comes to betting, there has to be some jackpot!"
"No! I think you just want to disgust me!"Haruhi (▼⊿▼) "Also, when did we make the bet? How come I didn't know?"
"!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノSo we didn't make a bet?" Mo Ming looked at Haruhi in shock.
"No!" Kasuga (﹁"﹁) "Not only did we not bet, we didn't even get angry!"
"We were chatting about how people like to eat shit, and then we made a bet that if you were to lick a pretty girl's **, would you also lick it?"
"We didn't talk about this topic!" Haruhi (▼⊿▼) "Even though the streets of Old Nihong are full of perverts who like to eat shit, it doesn't mean that a beautiful girl like me would like to talk about this topic!"
"Besides, I'm a beautiful girl myself, how could I possibly lick a beautiful girl's vagina?" Kasuga (﹁“﹁) "So just think about it - I definitely won't bet with you just because of this!"
"Then tell me, why did we go to see the beautiful legs of Xia Feifei and Heino?" Mo Ming ( ̄へ ̄)
"(﹁“﹁) Didn't you want to go and see it? Why are you asking me?" Haruhi rolled his eyes at Mo Ming helplessly, "With your memory, you're still a super Kryptonian warrior!"
"(﹁“﹁)Really? Is that so?" Mo Ming seriously suspected that Chunri was fooling him.
"( ̄へ ̄) That's right! That's it!" Kasuga seriously suspected that Mo Ming was pretending to have amnesia!
Chapter 495: Haruhi: I’m jealous, but there’s nothing I can do!
Looking at Mo Ming who was becoming more and more abstract, Haruhi thought it would be best to satisfy his request!
After all, the lunatic is not scary, what is scary is that the lunatic is a super Kryptonian warrior!
and so……
"(?????)Hmm~Hmm~Hmm~~" Tsumugi-chan hummed a tune happily while gently caressing Mo Ming's cheek as he enjoyed his rest on her lap.
Yes! That's right! Kasuga chose to ask for help!
As for Tsumugi-chan who was still in class, how did she get here?
Of course I’m asking for leave!
Kasuga asked Tsumugi-chan for leave on the pretext of saving the earth!
Jing Keai listened to Haruhi's explanation for a moment and immediately approved it!
Damn! A super Kryptonian warrior has a mental problem because he couldn't get close to a beautiful girl. No one dares to hinder the treatment!
As for the fact that this seemingly extremely unreliable treatment method is a bit weird, in Jing Keai's opinion, there is no need to care about it at all, as long as it works!
This is the world of anime~~
Is there anything weird?
Right!
"Damn it! I'm so envious!" It was obviously just an ordinary knee pillow, but seeing Mo Ming enjoying it, Haruhi felt jealous for some unknown reason!
I'm not jealous of Tsumugi-chan, I'm jealous of Mo Ming! The kind of jealousy that makes me want to replace her!
Although Tsumugi-chan is gentle and easy to talk to everyone in daily life, her lap pillow is not something that everyone can enjoy!
So far, only Mo Ming has this treatment. Even mascots like Dai Wei have no chance!
"I'm jealous, but there's nothing I can do!" Haruhi scratched his head in distress and finally chose not to look.
Haruhi, who had nothing to do, finally remembered the mission she had entrusted to Xilixi and the others.
Then a message was sent over.
It turns out it's under investigation!
"Pervert, are Xilixi and the others so inefficient?" Chunri asked curiously as she moved closer to Mo Ming. "With such low efficiency, how did they get such great privileges?"
The power that the Butei has in the Sakura region is outrageous, and they even claim that they can take over all authority over public safety if they so choose.
But compared to their power, they are more famous for their ability to pull the strings.
For example: often ambushed + often there are traitors!
"You ask me, but I don't know!" Mo Ming faced Tsumugi's lower abdomen and responded to Haruhi's question sullenly.
"o(*////▽////*)q" As Mo Ming spoke, Tsumugi-chan's little face turned red.
Then a scent of temptation emanated from Tsumugi-chan.
"Tsumugi-chan!?" Not to mention Mo Ming, even the LSP Haruhi next to her noticed that Tsumugi-chan was abnormal.
"I think someone is abusing his power for personal gain!" Tsumugi-chan gave her answer with a panicked and silly look on her face.
"(O_o)??" Haruhi looked at Tsumugi-chan in confusion, feeling like they were not on the same wavelength at all.
After all, what she was asking was - why was the innocent Tsumugi-chan releasing alluring pheromones so loudly, was she aroused?
"Σ(っ°Д°;)っEh!? Did I say something wrong?" Seeing Haruhi's puzzled expression, Tsumugi-chan panicked instantly.
"Tsumugi-chan, you are right." Mo Ming sat up, hugged Tsumugi-chan and started patting her head.
"But..." Tsumugi looked at Haruhi a little embarrassedly, then looked at Mo Ming pleadingly, waiting for his explanation.
"What my wife Haruhi wants to ask is - why did you suddenly become so fragrant and attractive, Tsumugi-chan?" Mo Ming stroked Tsumugi-chan gently and explained the meaning of Haruhi's words to her with a smile.
"o(*////▽////*)q" Tsumugi buried her blushing face in Mo Ming's arms, completely acting like an ostrich.
"(???`?)*??*" Looking at the shy Tsumugi-chan, Mo Ming couldn't help but smile happily.
"(.o_o)..." Haruhi frowned unconsciously as she looked at Tsumugi-chan who became even more attractive.
Are these two people sick? Why do they continue to do this the more people pay attention to their illogical behavior?
"Duo duo!"
Just as Haruhi was struggling over whether or not to grab Tsumugi-chan and put her on his lap to enjoy her, there was a knock at the door.
"Come in!" Although she didn't know who it was, Haruhi still let the person in.
Although she dislikes Mo Ming very much on a daily basis, when Mo Ming is around, Haruhi never worries about her own safety.
"Mr. Mo Ming, Kasuga-chan, Tsumugi-chan, sorry to bother you!" Oleander, who opened the door and came in, greeted the three of them politely.
"What~ It's you~" Seeing that it was Oleander, Haruhi, who was originally looking forward to encountering something interesting, lost interest in an instant.
Although Oleander is a beautiful woman who could pass for Mio-chan's multiple-twin sister, Haruhi has no interest in her at all.
Don’t think that Haruhi was very jealous just now and wanted to take Mo Ming’s position and enjoy Tsumugi-chan’s lap, but in fact, she has only been fond of the four major types of people from beginning to end!
Oleander, a native beauty that only knows how to use poison, is obviously not within Kasuga's defense range!
Of course, if the interaction between Mo Ming and Oleander is comparable to the previous interaction between Mo Ming and Tsumugi-chan, Haruhi wouldn't mind taking Mo Ming's place and enjoying it herself!
"╮(╯▽╰)╭It's me. I'm so sorry!" Oleander replied to Haruhi helplessly, then came to Mo Ming and said to him seriously: "Sir, the leader of Yiyou, the professor, requests an audience."
"Did that shitty ghost find you?" Mo Ming asked curiously.
"Yes!" Oleander nodded seriously, "I didn't want to bother with him at first, but Master Patchouli suggested that I bring him here, so I agreed to help pass on the message."
"Huh!? Oleander, you became Patch's apprentice?" Haruhi looked at Oleander with curiosity, "That's really unexpected!"
In Haruhi's eyes, although Oleander is a bad woman, in terms of camp, she should be in the scientific camp. Logically, she shouldn't hang out with a witch like Patch!
"Yes! It is my honor to be Master Patchouli's disciple!" Oleander (???)
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