Genshin Impact, why are all the characters in my game NPCs?

The reason I have been able to persevere until now is entirely due to this unshakable belief.

Taking a deep breath, Funina opened the door and planned to sit at the desk to think carefully about how to face that guy.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I opened the door, a man wearing only a bathrobe was leaning on the sofa, yawning from time to time.

Seeing her coming, the other party stretched and said lazily: "Go take a shower quickly, otherwise the water will be cold."

Funina: "..."

No, whose house is this?

Also, it doesn't look right for a boy like you to urge the opposite sex to take a shower while dressed like this.

Xu Guang tilted his head, a little puzzled: "What's wrong? Is the atmosphere wrong, or do you feel that something is missing? I actually have low-temperature candles and Confucian clips here, but these are a bit too difficult for newcomers, so let's talk about it later."

Funina raised her hand to interrupt the other person, the corners of her mouth twitching slightly.

"Wait a minute, aside from saying that's not what I meant, what the hell are those weird things you're talking about?"

Xu Guang chuckled: "What do you know? This is a wonderful tool that will be used later. It is guaranteed to make you meow."

Funina: "..."

No matter how you put it, this kind of conversation was too explosive. Wait, why did she feel like something was wrong?

Could it be that this guy has feelings for her?

Xu Guang laughed out loud.

Is it still worth thinking about such things since Funina is so slow to react?

That must be it.

But only in this way can he become happier.

Xu Guang became casual, looking at the other person with a smile in his eyes: "What else do you think you are going to do? In the middle of the night, a man and a woman alone in the same room, these few words combined are enough to make two episodes in some countries' movies. You can't think that I'm just here to chat with you, right?"

Furninna took two steps back and accidentally bumped into a chair, making a clanging sound.

Xu Guang quickly stepped forward to hold her, and then pulled the girl into his arms, smiling and saying, "Be careful, don't make such a loud noise. If others hear it, I can't guarantee that I won't accidentally reveal your identity."

Furninna's body was shaking with anger and fear.

She had no means to counter this threat that directly hit her vitals.

Xu Guang continued to persuade and advise in a gentle and persuasive manner.

"Look at those lights outside the window. They are so beautiful. If they were destroyed, it would be a shame. All your hard work over the years would be wasted."

As he spoke, he pointed outside.

"They are not numbers, but families, street vendors, workers who are busy all day, and children who smile and look forward to tomorrow."

As those heart-piercing words continued to fall, Finina could only take a deep breath and try to calm herself down, and asked in a low voice.

"What do you want?"

After Xu Guang reached his hand to the other's neck, he lifted the girl's head and replied with a smile: "I want to, but before that, shouldn't you squat down and lubricate it first? After all, if it's too dry, it won't be a good experience for you and me later."

Funina fell silent and didn't speak for a long time. Her eyes were wandering. After a long time, she made up her mind and slowly bent down to squat.

Xu Guang in front of him was still teaching: "Do you know the Thunder Fire Sword Squat? You have to do this first, then where, and then stick out your tongue, understand?"

Finina listened to the other party's arrangements with a humiliated look on her face, and then she saw something that she would never forget in her life.

Under the bathrobe, the dragon raised its head.

It was as long as half her head.

"You must be joking..."

She has lived for so many years, but this is the first time she has seen this thing. Are all boys' so outrageous?

No wonder many girls say it feels very uncomfortable. Anyone would feel uncomfortable if this thing went in.

The light shone down, and the shadow fell on Furninna's face. The huge thing was intimidating.

Xu Guang chuckled: "I also understand that you are a beginner. Shen Hou may be a bit too difficult. How about this, try to wrap the front end first, this is not difficult."

Although the girl didn't understand everything, she roughly understood the meaning. She gestured the size and nodded with some difficulty.

From what she could see, it didn't seem too difficult.

Fortunately, the other person had taken a shower beforehand, so the smell was not very strong.

After looking around for a long time, Funina found her position and lowered her head.

Warm objects entering hot and humid places.

Xu Guang narrowed his eyes comfortably.

Chapter 158: Pressing the Head

"Cough cough cough..."

The girl's face turned red and she kept coughing. It could be roughly understood that she choked on the water, but that stuff was much thicker than water.

Xu Guang stood on top of her, patted her back gently, and sighed helplessly: "I told you it was coming out and asked you to be careful, but it ended up like this."

Furninna rolled her eyes at the other person.

I cursed in my heart, who do you think caused this?

And I didn't plan to eat it at that time. Who was pressing her head with his hand!

This is purely the case of not recognizing anyone after putting on his pants.

What's more, before you even pull up your pants, something rears its head again, slapping her body from time to time.

Although half an hour ago, this thing hit her face a few times.

Just as Funina was lost in thought, Xu Guang stretched out his finger, pulled the corner of her mouth, carefully examined it, and said with satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad, you drank it obediently, I will reward you well."

The girl just remained silent.

She actually hoped that there wouldn't be a next time. Who would like to have something stuffed in their mouth?

Xu Guang patted the other person's head and said, "You can't say that. You have to know that one drop of semen is worth ten drops of blood. This is a good thing."

The girl slandered secretly.

How strange!

But soon, she realized something was wrong and raised her head suddenly. She clearly didn't say anything just now, so how did the other party know?

"Can you read minds?"

Xu Guang spread his hands: "I can indeed see your idea. Of course, this is just the most basic way to play. I have a brand new service here that will allow you to have a high* without any resistance. Do you want to try it?"

Furninna took a deep breath, closed her eyes, and gritted her teeth.

She has many secrets that cannot be known to outsiders, such as the fact that she is actually playing the role of a god, and the crisis that Fontaine will face.

If the other party knew about it, she would not know what she would face.

As a result, the girl's mood, which had just calmed down, suddenly became extremely bad.

Seeing this, Xu Guang stepped forward and rubbed the cherry, comforting her: "Don't worry, everything has a first time. Maybe you will get used to it in the future, and then it won't be so easy even if you want it."

Furninna's face was full of fatigue.

She doesn't think she will ever get used to it. No normal person would like this feeling of suffocation, right? And is this what I am worried about?

For the people of Fontaine, her sacrifice is really nothing.

Also, just talk and don’t move your hands. My head is already swollen from your bite, why are you keeping pinching it?

Seeing the girl's expression becoming more and more angry, Xu Guang stopped and wiped his hands with the still warm ball cover.

What, why not use triangular pieces of fabric, you ask?

It's all wet, it's not usable at all.

Throwing the ball cover aside, Xu Guang looked at the person in front of him with a smile: "Okay, don't be so sad. There is gain and loss, and there is loss and gain. You have played the role of a god for so long, have you ever thought about becoming a real god?"

Finina frowned. In her opinion, to make a person become a god, a lot of resources and costs must be paid. The other party was really powerful. He wanted to make her a god just by talking?

She was about to open her mouth to refute, but when she saw Xu Guang's playful smile, she swallowed the words that were about to come out of her mouth and nodded instead: "Okay, I want to become a god, how can you help me?"

Xu Guang smiled and said, "I promised you that I would give you a reward. As for how to become a god?"

Having said that, Xu Guang stretched out his hand and touched the other person's forehead.

"Okay, that's it."

Looking at this childish behavior, Funina almost laughed out of anger.

What the hell, can this make her a god?

Really...

The girl was thinking, and suddenly froze, because she found that the water element in the air was responding to her.

As the human side of the water god, she does not have much power, but that does not mean she is just an ordinary person.

At the very least, she is sensitive to the water element.

Now the girl discovered that the elemental forces that had been lazily floating in the air before were now surrounding her like dogs licking her, as if they were paying homage to the king.

Finina raised her hand, and the blue water elements gathered madly, changing according to her thoughts. The power gathered in her palm. She could feel that now as long as she waved her hand, she could easily shake the mountains and lift the rivers and seas.

That terrifying power is probably much stronger than the divine aspect.

Funina asked in surprise: "How did you do that?"

Xu Guang looked at her and replied thoughtfully: "These little things don't matter. I am more curious now, since you have the power equivalent to the genuine water god and the control over the water element.

So if we are doing something fun, can you use this power to assist? For example, leaking, or heating the water in the body to make it more inclusive and comfortable. "

Funina's expression froze, she didn't quite understand.

This is the power of God. How could the other party want to use it to do such a thing?

Is there any mistake?

Xu Guang smiled and shook his head.

"I always feel like you seem to have made a mistake. For me, the power of God is just at my fingertips, but there are not many characters that can make me happy, and there are even fewer skills that can help me enjoy it better. Scarcity makes things valuable."

Funina covered her head with her hands, looking confused.

What's the point of this for her?

Or Teyvat?

When did the power of gods become worthless?

If she had this thing, she wouldn't have to act so hard.

Isn't it good to just be a leisurely street kid? Buy two desserts, eat one and get one free. Anyone who dares to disobey will be judged immediately.

But there is no need to rush now, as she is already a god. If that is the case, she must make up for all that she has missed over the years!

She wants to buy desserts openly and severely punish those who offend her!

But soon, Xu Guang shattered her beautiful fantasy.

"First of all, this power only lasts for one day, so you'd better plan ahead."

Furninna's originally excited expression froze and she sighed.

"It's okay. This is good too. Be content with what you have."

If you only have one day, you really have to plan it well. First, you have to demonstrate your strength, give the people confidence, and deter enemies hiding in the dark. Then you go to the court to complete a trial led by yourself to strengthen the authenticity of your identity.

Come to think of it, it seems that there isn't much time left for her to do other things.

Pity.

"Fufu."

Hearing the other person calling her, the girl turned her head, looked at the other person's smile, and asked in confusion: "What's wrong?"

"When did I tell you that this ability can only be used once? It's just because I don't have enough anchor points right now, so it's like this. Later, it doesn't matter how long you want."