Genshin Impact, why are all the characters in my game NPCs?

Somewhere in Inazuma's residence.

A man sneezed and rubbed his nose: "Why do I feel like someone is saying bad things about me behind my back?"

But soon, these unimportant things were put behind him.

Because he has more important things to do now.

As a fan of illustrated collections in his previous life, Xu Guang basically had one of every character he could get by playing games.

As the saying goes, eat what's in the bowl and look at what's in the pot.

So even though he has so many roles, he is still not satisfied and longs for more.

At present, there are only two roles that Inazuma has not yet played.

For example, the sleepy little raccoon in front of you and a fireworks expert who has disappeared.

Although Xiao Gong was very envious, he was not in a hurry because his primary target was still the little civet cat.

Before, he still felt guilty because of the other person's ** body shape, but last time when he was close to Kamisato Ayaka, he accidentally learned that Zaoyou was actually an adult and a leader among her classmates, but was often misunderstood because of her body shape.

Xu Guang sighed helplessly.

Why didn't you tell me earlier? If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have kept the other party here until now without taking action.

Chapter 95: Zaoyou, why is there a curly hair on your mouth?

"I feel dizzy, why don't you take a nap..."

Zaoyou yawned. As a person who would rather stand than sit, and would rather lie down than sit, she has always been lazy.

But recently the eldest lady has been issuing tasks frequently, so she is either working overtime or on her way to work overtime every day.

How could she bear this?

Seeing that the work was almost coming to the end, many things could be completed without her help, so she found a small room to take a nap while no one was paying attention.

But her ninja instinct told her that there was danger, so she didn't fall asleep immediately.

I looked around, there was nothing.

Just the same old furniture.

"Illusion?"

Zaoyou puffed up her face and muttered.

She wanted to just fall asleep, but her ninja lessons taught her that sleeping without knowing where her enemies were would only cost her her life.

For this reason, Zaoyou had to take a deep breath and look around carefully again.

"As expected, there is still nothing..."

The little Loli sighed, tiptoed to find a comfortable place to lie down, and then curved her eyes at a comfortable angle.

"Sleeping is more comfortable, and as long as you sleep long enough, you will definitely grow taller..."

After a while, a very light snoring sound was heard.

Kind of like a cat.

Xu Guang sighed, then looked at the other person seriously.

Brown hair, a wide hood, and a big tail held in the arms of white little hands.

Her slender legs were exceptionally white, and the shoes she wore revealed her heels and toes.

Overall, she is a cute loli who can be rated eight points. The reason for such a high score is very simple: she is a legal loli.

He is at an age where even if he does something unspeakable, he won’t be sentenced to death.

Moving closer and looking at the tiny creature, Xu Guang narrowed his eyes and touched it twice tentatively. Seeing no reaction from the other party, he simply held it in his arms.

Such an action naturally startled the sleeping little cat. She slightly opened her sleepy eyes and looked at the other person in confusion: "Hey, are you the one who..."

Xu Guang patted her head gently: "No one, go to sleep, you still need to grow taller."

Hearing these reassuring words, Zaoyou yawned, adjusted his posture, and fell asleep again.

Xu Guang raised his eyebrows. This was not a dream world, but perhaps because he had come into contact with many Inazuma characters, the power he could mobilize in this country was unprecedentedly strong.

It's the kind where you can go in and out and refresh the status five or six times without any problem.

However, when he looked at the little girl's cute sleeping face, he thought of a fun way to play.

This is what he had thought about a long time ago.

He did it right away, changing the position of the little civet cat and said gently.

"Come on, Zaoyou, be good and open your mouth, ah~"

Zaoyou, who was sleeping soundly, heard this without thinking much and just opened his mouth in a daze.

In the dream, the little civet cat felt as if something big was pushed into its mouth.

It was smaller than the candy apples she usually ate, but it still made her cheeks feel uncomfortable.

As if to soothe her discomfort, the person who spoke patted her back gently.

"Well……"

Looking at the little girl's hesitation, Xu Guang frowned.

It was indeed very interesting to play like this, but he overlooked one problem, which was that in such a situation, Zaoyou naturally could not retract his teeth or use his tongue to assist.

It's difficult to use a mouth without any function.

But this is not a problem for Xu Guang. A simple buff and some delicious yogurt can effectively solve this problem.

Looking at the hungry pomelo, Xu Guang filled it up with a smile.

……

"My mouth feels so good, so full..."

A certain little civet cat rubbed his eyes and felt that he had a very comfortable sleep. The only drawback was that for some reason there was a strange taste in his mouth and his stomach was bloated.

After yawning and preparing to take another nap, Zaoyou looked out the window and suddenly froze, his expression changed drastically: "It's over! How come it's already nighttime all of a sudden! Obviously, I didn't sleep for a long time."

But it was too late to say anything now. She quickly stood up, looked around, and after making sure that no one was around, she quietly returned to the end of the show.

This is the place where Inazuma trained ninjas, and currently the ownership is in the hands of the Kamisato siblings.

However, her group of people only need to be responsible to Kamisato Ayaka, and other people will be in charge of the head of the family.

After returning to the base, Zaoyou breathed a sigh of relief when he saw other teammates coming back one after another.

I hope she's not the last.

Just as I was thinking this, a cheerful female voice suddenly came from beside me: "Senior Zaoyou, are you slacking off again?"

Having her thoughts exposed, Zaoyou retorted with a guilty conscience: "No way!"

The man smiled, pulled his bangs back, and squatted down: "Okay, okay, I believe Senior Zaoyou, but what's that at the corner of your mouth?"

As he spoke, he pointed at something, and Zaoyou blinked her innocent eyes, touched it, and found that there was really something there, and the other party was not joking with her.

Putting the thing in the palm of his hand, Zaoyou frowned, tilted his head, and his expression was full of confusion.

"Why is there a curved hair at the corner of my mouth?"

The female ninja squatting nearby touched her chin and made a guess: "Maybe you moved around while sleeping, so your armpit hair got to your mouth."

Zaoyou nodded: "It seems possible, but I don't have armpit hair, that's not right! I didn't sleep at all!"

Listening to the other party's feeble rebuttal, not only the female ninja squatting on the side, but everyone else also laughed good-naturedly.

Looking at everyone laughing, Zaoyou left angrily.

But she still didn't understand why there was a curved hair at the corner of her mouth.

……

"Why do human hairs have straight ends and other hairs have curly ends?"

Xu Guang was sitting in the Fatui's base in Mondstadt, looking at the Young Master and the Doctor who had not arrived yet, and asked with a yawn.

And the lady next to him didn't dare to say anything back.

She is not a naive person. Hasn't she seen a pig run even if she has eaten pork?

There are only a few places on the human body where there is hair, and given this guy's personality, where else can you say where.

But it seemed impossible not to answer, so the lady replied with a forced smile: "Some people have naturally curly hair, and their hair is also curly."

Xu Guang nodded thoughtfully: "That makes some sense. How about yours?"

The lady's expression was stiff. She didn't understand how the other party jumped to the topic of looking at her. She coughed twice and quickly changed the subject: "What's so good about mine? By the way, I just transferred a group of Lei Ying magicians from the headquarters. Do you want to take a look?"

Chapter 96: If you want to get promoted, breathe in more promotion energy

When talking about this, Xu Guang became excited.

As we all know, as a game that has been running for a long time, the quality of O神 should be good, but unexpectedly, some characters are not even as good as the wild monsters in the game.

For example, there is a certain perfumer who can really make Xu Guangxin have no evil thoughts and no bad ideas at all.

After all, no matter how hungry he is, there are so many roles to choose from, why should he choose an old aunt.

It's not like I have a fetish for ugliness.

However, although the Leiying Warlock was wearing a mask and his true face could not be seen, he attracted a large number of perverts with his proud figure and seductive voice.

As a frugal person, Xu Guang has always adhered to a path, which is to eat every grain in the bowl.

The perfumer is different, she is the rat shit.

I really can’t eat this.

Seeing the lady's expression, Xu Guang had no intention of teasing her any further. He waved his hand to signal the other party to call over the prepared Leiying Warlock.

Just at this moment, Xu Guang suddenly paused.

Why does it feel like he is really just like asking a brothel owner for a girl? But isn't that why he rescued the lady?

As the lady walked out of the room, a moment later a woman dressed in purple and black came in, holding a lantern in her hand.

If you look more closely, you can see the other person's dark green hair hidden under the wide hood, and a very distinctive mask.

While Xu Guang was sizing up the other person, the Thunder Firefly Warlock was also looking at him stealthily.

She was originally a member of the Fatui with no sense of existence, and she didn't have much ambition. She just wanted to live her own life.

She originally thought that this was how her life would end, but unexpectedly today she was suddenly found by the eighth executive officer, who told her that there was an opportunity for promotion.

Who would refuse this?

But after she came here, she felt a wave of regret in her heart, because the person in front of her was none other than the Sixth Executive, Xu Guang, who had always had a bad reputation.

There have always been various rumors about this adult within the organization. Some say that he is arrogant and looks down on others, and some say that he is indifferent to life. But there is no doubt that even among the Fatui, who are all evil, his character is definitely bad.

If she had known that she would have to face this adult, she would not have come.

Sensing the other person's thoughts, Xu Guang said softly, "You seem to be afraid of me?"

These words exploded in the mind of the Lightning Warlock like thunder. She immediately knelt on one knee and denied it flatly: "No, no, how could I be afraid of you, sir?"

Ignoring the other party's explanation, Xu Guang approached and lifted up the other party's head with his index finger: "It's okay for you to be afraid, but since you want to climb up, such emotions are a bit ridiculous. We are not doing charity."

The Lightning Warlock tilted his head back, looked at the smiling man in front of him, and forced a smile: "Yes, I understand."

Xu Guang shook his head: "No, you don't know, if you want to get promoted, then you have to absorb more promotion energy, come on and open your mouth."

Lightning Warlock: “Huh?”