Genshin Impact, why are all the characters in my game NPCs?

If this thing is stuffed in, it will definitely be uncomfortable for a long time.

Eula thought so.

Xu Guang had no way to comfort them. After all, he couldn't say that others could put their entire fists in. What was this? It was not even as big as his Barrett. It was just an appetizer at best.

However, Xu Guang understood that food should be eaten bite by bite, so he decided to gradually open up the road first.

Putting on a friendly smile, Xu Guang placed the anal... suppository in his palm and pushed it in front of the other person.

"This thing is definitely effective. Many volunteers have tried it and praised it highly. Do you want me to help you this time or do it yourself?"

As he spoke, he took out a bottle of golden dragon fish and handed it to the other person.

Seeing Xu Guang's actions, Eula became a little unconfident.

His eyes gradually became hesitant.

Thinking about the several contacts with the other party and this expression that doesn't seem fake, it does seem somewhat credible.

More importantly, since I have been seen naked by the other party, I don’t care about these things anymore.

After biting her lip and thinking for a while, Eula sighed and took the thing.

Facing the other person's burning gaze, she coughed and said, "Turn around first."

Xu Guang refused righteously: "What are you talking about? You are not a professional doctor. What if you make a mistake and hurt yourself? I have the obligation to watch and prevent any accidents."

There is some truth in what he said.

Eula's eyes flickered a few times, and she finally decided to believe the other party.

You have to understand that as a descendant of the nobility of the old times, Eula learned aristocratic etiquette and various courses in her family.

Once she got out of the house, she had to atone for her family's sins, join the Knights Templar despite the discrimination and misunderstanding of others, and treat herself with a very austere lifestyle.

In such an environment, she really had no way of getting in touch with the adult world.

Xu Guang was the one who opened the door, but since they had only met a few times, Eula only knew a little about him.

This poor knowledge could not help her understand the current situation, and she could only act according to the other party's words with half belief and half doubt.

First turn your back, hold the potion in one hand and the oil in the other.

"First, drop the oil onto the coccyx, then pour a little on the suppository. When the oil reaches the position, you can align it."

Xu Guang stood by and gave enthusiastic guidance.

And Eula followed the steps, applied the oil, and held the chair with her free hand.

Seeing that the other party had tried four or five times but failed to get it in, Xu Guang sighed helplessly: "Let me do it. After all, it's in your blind spot. It's normal that you can't see it and can't get it in."

After saying that, he walked forward and took the suppository, then after moving it up and down a few times, he pushed it in all at once.

"Well……"

The blue-haired girl gritted her teeth to avoid making any indecent noises.

The thing was icy cold. Although it was very hard when held in the hand, it was actually somewhat soft after entering.

Like now, this thing is slowly moving to reduce her discomfort.

What the hell? Why does it look so much like slime?

Eula was breathing heavily, and her hands holding on to the chair had no strength at all.

I lowered my head to see what was going on, only to discover that a small puddle of water had formed on the ground.

"I……"

His eyes were a little dazed and his mind was blank.

The girl was a little shocked.

Is she incontinent?

How can it be!

And this stuff is so thick?

After Xu Guang stuffed his things in, he also saw this scene and touched it with his fingers.

Looking at the adhesion of his fingertips, he said with a little emotion: "I didn't expect you to go there so soon. You are talented."

Chapter 100: When the water is too clear, there will be no fish

As the saying goes, when the water is too clear, there will be no fish. It means that when the water a person creates is too clear, the little goldfish will not be able to make white paste.

The inversion technique is also cleverly used here, which is quite ingenious.

Of course, if Xu Guang’s Chinese teacher in his previous life knew about this, he would probably want to slap him to death.

Looking at Eula whose body was shaking in front of him, Xu Guang considerately helped her up.

What he was thinking was that such a good seedling must be cultivated seriously. Among all the characters he had come into contact with, only Xinhai could compete with him.

Eula was just naive, not stupid. She slowly adjusted her breathing, trying to calm herself down, and then looked at the other person with a bit of resentment in her eyes.

“Is this really medicine?”

In fact, there is another sentence behind it: Are you really applying medicine for me?

But she didn't say it out loud, because it didn't seem that she hated it.

And this is... kind of comfortable.

Xu Guang patted the steel plug and said righteously: "Of course, can I lie to you?"

Eula twitched her nose, didn't say anything, just sighed.

Because it just washed and it got dirty again.

Xu Guang obviously saw his worries and gave him a very good suggestion.

"I heard that saliva can heal wounds, how about..."

Before he could finish his words, the girl quickly stopped him: "No!!!"

After saying that, he glanced at the other person's face with some worry, and added: "It's not that it's not possible, but this thing doesn't sound very hygienic..."

Hearing this, Xu Guang cited several examples to dispel the other party's concerns.

"How could that be? You know, in Inazuma, more than one person has tried this method and gave a positive answer. There are not only lawyers, but also generals, shrine maidens, and cat demons. Such a general group of people is enough to prove it."

As he spoke, he took out a few photos.

Although it only flashed by, Eula saw it clearly.

Why are all the people in there rolling their eyes and sticking out their tongues, and there is suspicious white liquid in the corners of their mouths!

Youla was silent for a moment, looked at the other person's burning eyes, lowered her head, bit her lip and said after a while: "If you want, it's not impossible..."

Anyway, I've been seen and touched, so licking it a few times... doesn't seem to be a problem.

Eula thought so.

But Xu Guang shook his head: "Forget it this time."

After saying that, he snapped his fingers. Eula felt a change in front of her eyes, and then she came to a warm room.

The girl came to her senses and looked around. Wasn't this the place where she got drunk last time?

It was also here that the other party applied medicine to her for the first time.

Why is she...

Just as she was about to ask a question, a finger was placed at her lips. She raised her head and met the other person's gentle smile. The words rang in her ears: "I'm just an ordinary bartender."

The implication was that she should not worry so much.

Swallowing all the questions in her mind, Eula nodded and said nothing more, just watching the other party prepare things.

Wine glasses, some side dishes and a plate of frozen slime?

What is this?

The girl said she didn't understand but was deeply shocked.

The other person was wearing gold-rimmed glasses, holding a thick book in his hand, and he exuded a scholarly elegance when he spoke.

"So, Miss Eula, how have you been doing these days? Are you tired?"

The most peaceful and simple words, but in such an environment, the girl still bit her lower lip and took a deep breath. When she spoke, she realized that her voice was a little hoarse: "I'm fine, I have things to do every day, and I have so many friendly colleagues..."

It was as if her chatterbox had been opened, and the girl kept talking.

It's not her fault.

It is true that Eula has no one else to confide in.

She is not Klee, who is liked by everyone except for Captain Jean, who occasionally gives her a headache.

She is not Barbara, who has a large number of fans to rely on.

She is not Noelle, who has her own goals even though her work is hard.

She is Eula, nothing more.

She was atoning, nothing more.

The funny thing is that she doesn't even know how to atone for her sins. She can only work hard and try to make more people accept her.

But when those people knew her identity and looked at her with strange eyes, who could understand the suffocation she felt?

There are only two or three big and small cats left among the nobles of the old times, but it is still unknown how many are left.

Xu Guang sighed slightly.

He wanted to say something, but when he thought about a day in the future when an Inazuma war criminal would forgive a Mond war criminal without any Mond people around, he wanted to laugh.

In order to atone for her sins, Eula endured the disapproval of others and willingly worked in the wild for several years.

This crime was not committed by her, it was the fault of her family.

But the guys who actually committed the murder are still able to get away with it.

Not really, he scattered all the ashes of the stragglers.

But only at this time would he sigh that Lao Mi's writing skills were still very good.

A profound reflection of reality.

Aren’t there many of those unforgivable evil guys in real life who are living a comfortable life?

Stepping forward and patting the girl on the shoulder, Xu Guang said softly, "Thank you for your hard work."

Then he handed over a glass of wine.

Youla looked at the other person aggrievedly and said with a heavy nasal voice: "Thank you."

Then he took it and drank it all.

The girl drank cup after cup until she passed out.

After Xu Guang covered the other person with a quilt and set the location for the other person to wake up, he walked out of the cabin and manually searched for a guy.

……

Wendy, who was playing the Sky Harp, sneezed and inexplicably felt a little cold.

Paimon floated over and asked with concern, "Hey, Bard, are you okay?"

Wendy smiled amiably: "Of course it's okay, don't worry, I can still finish playing this song."

Having said that, he continued to play.

The travelers listened to the beautiful music and nodded repeatedly.

Looking at the water droplets being slowly purified, she breathed a sigh of relief.

As a foreigner, she actually only recently learned that Tevarin was once the Guardian of the Four Winds of Mondstadt, but became like this because he was contaminated by evil forces.