Genshin Impact, why are all the characters in my game NPCs?

"What a mess..."

The size of Inazuma's room is not measured in square meters but in ping.

Behind this so-called unit of measurement is the alienation of architecture.

Of course, none of that matters. What matters is that the several square feet of ground around the heart sea is filled with turbidity.

White and transparent are everywhere.

If everything were changed to red, it would be hard not to suspect that someone had accidentally walked into a murder scene.

While thinking, Jiuqi Shinobu suddenly heard a call.

"Little Secretary, come here for a moment."

The girl's expression remained unchanged. She had already guessed it, otherwise why would she put her hair up before entering the house.

Because she knew that if she didn't do that, the hair might get into her mouth.

Wearing high heels covered with strange things, Jiuqi Shinobu walked forward, then squatted and lowered her head.

Xu Guang touched her head and smacked his lips.

To be honest, if all characters could be so self-aware, he would be able to avoid a lot of trouble, but the problem is that there is almost no difference between him and NPCs.

Do you want to try some new and interesting ways of playing next time?

Feeling an inexplicable chill, Jiuqi Shinobu stopped what he was doing, raised his head and looked at the other person with suspicion.

But Xu Guang pinched his face: "What? Did I ask you to stop?"

Jiuqi Ren rolled his eyes at the other person and continued to hesitate.

Xin Hai on the side was still trying hard to adjust his state. After a while he finally recovered. Looking over there, he found that the green-haired girl's cheeks were bulging.

He immediately said with horror: "You...you..."

She had never expected that this secretary would do such a thing, even though she looked so capable.

I thought I was being coerced...wait, this seems more like coercion.

Xinhai felt dizzy and couldn't come back to his senses for a while.

Xu Guang noticed it and just laughed: "Why? Do you want to do it again?"

Xinhai was startled and quickly stepped aside, hugging his knees.

People are strange sometimes.

Although I cannot notice it when it is on my body, I can clearly feel the wrinkles after the foreign object enters.

The ravines are everywhere, and every stroke is tested and unfolded.

She didn't want to try it a second time in her life, but judging from the other party's expression, it didn't look like he would let her go.

Try your best to escape from its clutches.

Xinhai gritted his teeth and silently cheered himself up, and then he saw an even more terrifying scene.

Those white things came out of the secretary's nostrils!

Jiuqi Shinobu coughed for a long time because of choking, then he rolled his eyes and looked at the other party. The meaning of his eyes was self-evident.

It's your fault.

Xu Guang was not ashamed but proud of it. He took out a handkerchief and helped the other person wipe it.

It was only after the wiping was completed that a secretary discovered it.

Does this handkerchief look familiar? Judging from the pattern and size, it seems to be the one she wore when going out today.

Sure enough, I overestimated the other party's moral integrity.

But since it has come to this, Jiuqi Shinobu naturally wouldn't care about wiping her face with just a triangular piece of cloth.

He just snatched it away, looked at the liquid on it and sighed helplessly.

Xu Guang always adhered to the principle of equal exchange. He took the jade pendant from the other person's arms and then nodded it.

Then he returned it.

Seeing Jiuqi Shinobu's confused look, he explained: "Now there is a new effect, which can refresh your mind and eyesight and greatly reduce your fatigue."

The girl nodded and put the thing back into her arms.

There are gains and losses, but it’s not a loss at all.

After doing all this, Xu Guang pulled Xin Hai, who was squatting in the small corner, over and tapped his forehead.

The other party was startled and soon felt drastic changes in his body.

pain!

The pain that penetrated deep into her bones spread to every corner of her body. The girl gritted her teeth and almost fainted.

Jiuqi Shinobu also frowned slightly.

Seeing her like this, Xu Guang held her in his arms and said, "I helped cleanse her blood."

Jiuqi Ren was puzzled and asked decisively.

Xu Guang smiled and said, "In my hometown, there is a prophecy story called "Fish Leaping Over the Dragon Gate", which says that a carp can transform into a dragon as long as it crosses the Dragon Gate. I helped her complete this process."

Chapter 118: Good evening, Miss Funina

Jiuqi Shinobu didn't show it on his face, but his heart was already surging.

Helping a fish transform into a dragon, even gods might have trouble doing this, right?

But the other party is so simple...

The girl bared her teeth and now felt that nothing the other party did was strange.

In fact, she wasn't worried at first, she just suspected that it was some kind of BT gameplay.

She really didn't understand Xu Guang's conscience, but she understood Xu Guang's lustful heart.

Given the identity and appearance of this shrine maiden, it would be impossible for the other party not to be interested in her.

Xu Guang was helping Xin Hai transform when he suddenly felt ripples in his heart.

After picking up Jiuqi Shinobu and putting him aside, he walked up to the collapsed Xinhai and closed his eyes to think.

After a moment, he stretched out his finger and touched the other's brow again.

Consciousness invaded, and Xu Guang came to the spiritual world of Xin Hai.

All he could hear was a series of dragon roars approaching. It was the eternal wail, the dragons' contempt for aliens, and also a test for his heart. Originally, Xu Guang had already given the opponent a buff, so that he could pass the test no matter what happened to his heart. But now he realized something was wrong.

Looking at the several lizard-like creatures attacking him, Xu Guang did not dodge or evade. Instead, he sneered, waved his hand to disperse them, and then walked forward.

Soon he came to the center of the other party's spiritual world. He looked at the girl wrapped in the water ball in front of him. The halo above her became stronger and stronger, with a hint of holiness.

Xu Guang suddenly laughed.

"I see, that's how it is!"

Question: How many water dragons are there in the continent of Teyvat?

If there is only one person who left a deep impression on me, it would be Navelette, the Water Dragon King and the future Water God.

But now it’s different, my heart has become a dragon.

To be honest, he has been unhappy with Navilette for a long time.

He acts like a big shot every day, but in the end, the judgment is entirely dependent on the judging machine. He has no ideas of his own, just like a human machine.

It would not be a bad idea to let the sea of ​​heart take its place.

After all, he solved the problem of Inazuma's Eye Hunting Order and the war ended early, which also caused Xinhai to have nothing to do.

Since I'm free anyway, I'm sure I'll have time to make a cameo appearance as a foreign god.

Thinking of this, Xu Guang looked at Xin Hai with eyes full of love.

However, the other party is at a critical moment now, so he can't disturb him now. He can only wait until the next time they meet.

After exiting the spiritual world, Xu Guang hugged Jiuqi Ren and kissed him.

Then he showed the ball of light in his hand.

The secretary cooperated and asked, "What is this?"

Xu Guang kept it a secret: "Good stuff, I have something else to do and I have to leave first, you take care of Xin Hai here, so that she won't cause any trouble after she wakes up."

After saying that, he stood up and located Fontaine's position.

When he was in the spiritual world of Xinhai, he also usurped some of the power of the water dragon, and now he can use this to meet Fu Fu.

Although he could cripple Navilette with a wave of his hand, he had no way to set up an anchor in Fontaine yet, and even if he went there he could only stay for a short time.

For the sake of Funina and Fukalos, we can only let that little K have fun for a while.

Inside the house, Jiuqi Shinobu shook his head as he looked at the disappearing figure, but suddenly stopped.

Why do I feel like something like this has happened somewhere before?

Slap it.

Jiuqi Shinobu slapped his forehead.

As expected, it was really Lord Kujo Sara that time.

……

"It's a bit cold, is it an illusion?"

Navellette frowned in her office in Fontaine, but quickly shook off these messy thoughts and continued working.

When he thought about what happened today, he felt a sense of depression in his chest.

"You are obviously the God of Water, can't you be a little more steady?"

During the trial today, Funina's exaggerated behavior made everyone laugh.

The originally solemn trial situation was turned into a stage play.

It happens every time.

As the God of Water, he was entrusted with most of the official duties. He was also a judgement fanatic, which was fine, but he just loved to make trouble.

Navilette thought with some dissatisfaction.

How about not letting Lady Funina speak next time? It ruins the atmosphere. Or, to be more extreme, just don't let her go?

But he couldn't hide his headache when he thought of the other party's stubborn look in the face of trial.

"It's really troublesome..."

And what was Furninna doing that he was complaining about at this time?

The girl with blue and white hair sat in the bedroom, looking at the pastries in front of her and swallowed.

"How about rewarding myself? Today is my 499th year as a god."

But soon, Funina Jiu quickly covered her mouth.

How could she be so careless?

Although what he said just now seems fine at first glance, if it is accidentally heard by someone with ulterior motives, Plan Nine of the Divine Aspect will fail.

We have persisted for so long, how can we fail because of such a problem?

Looking at the pastries, Funina wondered whether she should just not eat them to punish herself for this mistake.

Looking at the girl's appearance, Xu Guang laughed.

Look, how wonderful it is.

The supreme judge of a country complained to the gods over trivial matters and even wanted to expel them from the court.