The Improper Strategy of Yandere

So just now in the bathroom, Sister Jianli was teaching Apple how to kiss seriously, and to pay attention to cleaning the bad water discharged, not to let the dirt stick to the body, and not to sleep with the belly against the belly, or you will get pregnant...

Who told me that no one taught me this in junior high school? I had no choice but to combine the fragmentary clues I half-understood and guessed a set of gender worldviews on my own.

It was even more impossible for Apple to know this! Pear couldn't be taught either, so she twisted her body and threw herself into He Xiao's arms, smiling foolishly at him with her cute little face, and happily lifted her two white legs: "Brother He Xiao, I want a kiss."

In the girl's eyes, Brother He Xiao is omnipotent. He can give her chocolate if she wants it, can give her apple juice if she wants it, and can even turn her into a kitten. He is the most powerful man in the world.

Then kissing can definitely satisfy you, right?

The cute cat face did not have the shyness of a fifteen-year-old girl asking for a kiss, but was full of wild tension. Her round almond-shaped eyes stared at the boy's face without blinking, and she licked her lips, eager to try.

He Xiao naturally would not let Xiao Mao down. He put his arms around her slender and strong waist and leaned over to kiss her.

Both green plums have thick and small cherry lips, the pear is particularly charming when it is sucked and swallowed, and the apple has narrow flower lips, and when it is pursed, it looks like an angry kitten.

Chapter 137 Apple Likes Kittens

For the little girl who was not experienced in kissing, it was difficult to have a wet kiss with interlocking petals and licking tongues. So He Xiao just held her pouting little mouth, opened it and tasted the innocent beauty inside.

“Hoooooo… woooooo…”

After a long time, Pingguo was reluctant to open a bridge. She licked He Xiao's lips with satisfaction, frowned and panted, muttering: "Brother He Xiao! Our stomachs are touching, will you get pregnant?"

"Did Li Zi teach you that?" He Xiao was overjoyed. The physiology and hygiene classes in junior high school were vague, and told boys and girls in an abstract way not to have physical contact.

Da Qingmei didn't know the details, but she figured out how to get pregnant? And why was he the only man to get pregnant?

"Yup!"

Apple's cat face was extremely serious. He pinched his mouth and suddenly burst out laughing: "Ah - Brother He Xiao, you are so smart. You actually got bigger and poked my belly. Now it's separated... Um, it's so hard."

He Xiao hugged the girl and teased vaguely: "Isn't it good to get pregnant?" "No, we have to wait until we grow up to have a baby." Apple gently knocked his teeth open, stared at him with wide eyes, and could no longer distinguish her saliva from that of brother He Xiao.

He Xiao hugged her and laid on the bed, holding Xiao Qingmei and teasing her: "Apple, do you think the baby will be a child or a kitten?"

"It must be a child. Brother He Xiao turned me into a cat."

Apple stuck out her pink tongue slightly, jumping between her lips and said, "Brother He Xiao, don't close your mouth. It feels so good to kiss you. I want more."

He Xiao opened his mouth wide and let her work carefully between his teeth and cheek membranes, massaging his mouth with a gurgling sound.

The saliva of Xiao Qingmei actually has no taste if it is not touched by air. If you have to say it, it feels like a slippery mint-flavored little fish swimming around in your mouth.

"Brother He Xiao, can you give birth to a little girl?" Pingguo collapsed in his arms and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. Her tongue felt a little sore before she was willing to speak, mumbling her suggestions.

He Xiao finally had time to laugh, but Pingguo quickly blocked his mouth and said aggrievedly, "Don't laugh, Brother He Xiao... I like girls."

"Don't laugh, don't laugh. Why are boys not good?" He Xiao touched the back of her head.

Apple counted on her fingers: "First, because Brother He Xiao will love our daughter as much as he loves me, second..." The girl lying on He Xiao felt a little embarrassed and buried her head in his arms.

"Second, I also want to learn cat magic and have a cat."

Raising your daughter as a cat? He Xiao automatically ignored the previous words, hugged Apple and kissed her: "Didn't you see Xiao Ye today? How about she be your kitten?"

In his mind, he had completely broken the stereotype of his junior high school girl. The book of predicted questions was so accurate and detailed that He Xiao could not pretend not to have seen it no matter what.

Coupled with a lot of inexplicable historical changes, he is now extremely alert to Ye Tangxin. If it is really that crazy school girl who has returned...

He caught her and trained her carefully to become a good leaf cat.

"Okay, okay!" Apple clapped her hands happily. She thought Little Leaf was pretty and small, and it would be fun to turn her into a cat.

"Hey!" Apple twisted her waist and hugged He Xiao's neck angrily: "Brother He Xiao, you are not allowed to become smaller. You have to separate our stomachs."

The innocent words made He Xiao energetic again. He turned over and pressed Apple. The girl was very sleepy outside, and she became energetic again after taking a bath at home. Now she started yawning as soon as she was rubbed into his arms.

She slept until dawn, and the next day, Da Qingmei didn't need Dr. Jian to pick her up. After breakfast, she said she wanted to go home.

He Xiao rode his bicycle to take her back to the three-story building of the medical station. The grape vines in the two mud fields downstairs were growing well, and the bunches of grapes were green with purple.

The cat, perhaps raised by Apple, was fluttering on the vines. White shadows flitted in the spots of sunlight. The sparrows that were eager to try were scared away and stood on the electric wires, looking around and waiting for the opportunity to steal the grapes.

"Brother He Xiao, you should come and eat the grapes when they are ripe." Seeing He Xiao looking up at them, Jian Li took his hand and tilted her head to recall: "It will be ready in about a month."

"We can also make wine. Brother He Xiao, are you still not drinking as usual?"

"I'll just drink grape juice like an apple." He Xiao had to decline the kindness. His elder sister doted on him. Sometimes her bottom line was very flexible, but sometimes it was extremely tough.

For example, gambling. Last time, after finding out that He Xiao was betting on football, she almost fainted from anger. And cigarettes. Dr. Jian likes to pass him cigarettes, and every time the elder sister sees it, she confiscates them.

For example, Xi Nanfeng particularly hated alcohol. He Xiao was not allowed to taste even low-proof alcoholic beverages.

However, the process of squeezing grape juice was very interesting. He Xiao's eyes moved to Sister Li Zi's feet. She didn't have much change of clothes, and the new clothes she bought yesterday had to be washed before she could wear them.

So she was still wearing the thin school trousers and slightly dark white sneakers. You could see the white cotton socks around her ankles, and through the pores in the fabric, you could vaguely see the snow-white flesh of Da Qingmei's skin.

Every August when the grapes are ripe, her family will wash the grapes and put them in a large bathtub.

When picking apples and pears, take off your shoes and socks and step on them barefoot to squeeze out the pulp and juice. After filtering, it becomes real freshly squeezed juice, and after fermentation, it becomes low-alcohol folk wine.

He had been drinking the grape juice made by the two sisters for so many years, but he had never tasted the two jade feet of greengage plums...

"Ahem!" He Xiao retracted his gaze. His father-in-law coughed, lifted the door curtain and came out. He looked a lot shabbier after not seeing him for a few days. Was it because there were no pears for him to cook?

The middle-aged man's eyes widened. If he knew He Xiao would come, he would definitely pack up. He shifted his gaze to his daughter and then calmed down. He nodded and said, "Come in quickly when you get home."

Li Zi went upstairs to change clothes, and He Xiao stayed downstairs and stared at Doctor Jian and began to endure it, but He Xiao was no longer a child, and his thickness was no longer the same as before.

Doctor Jian couldn't bear it any longer after sitting there for a while, so he took out a lighter in his pocket like an old smoker, and then was held down by He Xiao.

"You wrote it yourself." He Xiao pointed to the no-smoking sign on the wall. The first floor of the medical station is a working area, so of course smoking is not allowed.

"You can't control me today!" The doctor snorted coldly, and He Xiao continued with a smile: "The pear will come down soon."

The middle-aged man had to listen to his daughter. He froze, put down his lighter awkwardly and said, "You and Li Zi...did you spend a lot of money yesterday?"

Chapter 138 Bringing Pear Back to Her Parents' Home

The clothes that Jian Li brought up were beautifully packaged, and the doctor saw the bright brands on each of the boxes and felt pain in his heart.

Since he bought it for his eldest daughter, how could the younger daughter not have it? How could Xi Nanfeng not have it? The five thousand he gave her might not be enough, right?

Doctor Jian was amazed and said, "You are so generous, isn't your wife writing a book? How much money can she make from it? Just go buy them a bunch of clothes."

He Xiao suspected that he was just trying to show off. He Xiao stood up and poured water for himself and the doctor, and said calmly, "Not only that, Li Zi also showed you two nice clothes and shoes. She brought them up."

"It's not like you have nothing to wear after retiring." The doctor didn't take it seriously. It's a good thing to devote yourself to your elders, but it's stupid to spend your few cents on these things.

"That won't do." He Xiao smiled and shook his head: "Your clothes were bought with Li Zi's own savings. If you want to return them, you have to talk to her in person."

Da Qingmei has been saving money. She plans to prepare delicious food for Apple and her own sixteenth birthday, and also wants to buy new shoes for Dr. Jane.

Because He Xiao needed the capital to gamble on football, he borrowed 2,000 yuan from Li Zi last time and repaid her 200,000 yuan a hundred times. Li Zi is now a wealthy woman! Dr. Jian probably doesn't have as much savings as she does...

Moreover, he is still using Li's savings card to manage his own liquid funds of up to one million. When he was picking clothes for the doctor yesterday, he had someone pack the ones that Da Qingmei liked.

Although Li Zi may not have checked the balance in her card... since brother He Xiao said he wanted to borrow it, she would not be wary at all.

"And Uncle Jian." He Xiao lowered his voice: "I really made a small fortune recently, don't worry, Li Zi will not suffer if she follows me."

"Get rich? How did you get rich?" Doctor Jian had a wooden face. Money didn't matter to him. He was mainly afraid that He Xiao wouldn't be able to hold on to the money, and would become a prodigal son and bring trouble to his daughter.

"A few hundred thousand dollars for stock trading." He Xiao understated the matter. If Dr. Jian knew that he had tens of millions of dollars in capital, she would probably regret giving her daughter to him.

In fact, except for Apple who is silly, the father and daughter in the Jian family are all a little inferior. Li Zi thinks that she has a deformed body shape and is too big, and she also thinks that she is too stupid.

The doctor became even more discouraged, and secretly packed up a pair of sisters, pears and apples, and handed them to him. He was still worried that he would abandon the two girls in the future, so he forced him to go for revenge as an insurance measure.

If the middle-aged man in front of him knew that he was rich, he would probably become even more suspicious - but it seemed that he was not wronged, as He Xiao was planning to hook up with many girls.

Apart from anything else, he would definitely not let go of elder sister Xi Nanfeng and junior sister Ye Tangxin. Of course, Apple and Pear were following him now, so it was too late for them to regret!

"That's good luck." Doctor Jian nodded, hesitated for a moment and said slowly: "There is something I need to tell you..."

Finally, he stopped hiding it! He Xiao smiled and straightened up: "Uncle Jian, the Apple issue should have been resolved, right? Hmm? What's with that expression? It's not over yet?"

"It's settled!" Dr. Jian waved his hand unhappily. "The gang has given in and promised not to target Apple again, but they still want to have dinner with us."

"What? Do you want to bring Apple?" He Xiao's face darkened. He didn't want to involve Xiao Qingmei.

Doctor Jian was also somewhat helpless: "This is a matter of etiquette. The other party said they wanted to apologize to Apple, so the real owner must show up. If we don't give them face, they won't give us face in the future."

He Xiao touched the rim of the cup, his face gloomy and silent.

He knew that what the doctor said was true. Although the old city looked chaotic, it actually had its own order of operation. People there lived in a muddle-headed state, so naturally everyone lived carelessly to save face.

You can be without strength, but you cannot be without face.

"Brother He Xiao, do you want to stay at our house for lunch?" Jian Li came down from upstairs, skipped over with small steps, and asked him with a sweet smile.

Da Qingmei changed into a beige short jacket and jeans. Her hair has grown a little longer recently, from a bob to shoulder-length short hair, making her look like a big sister next door.

"No, I have to cook for Sister Xi and Apple when I go back at noon." As soon as He Xiao finished speaking, she sat down next to him, took his hand and rubbed it gently.

"Yeah... then Brother He Xiao, I'll cook some food early and you can take it back for Sister Xi and your younger sister, right?" Jian Li swayed her body and gently bumped into his arm, looking at him hopefully.

The girl thought her greatest talent was cooking, and she would seize any opportunity to cook for brother He Xiao.

He Xiao glanced at his father-in-law. Doctor Jian had a strange expression on his face, and he kept shaking his head with a crooked mouth.

"That's great. I like meals made with pears the best."

He Xiao pinched her little finger. The crystal clear finger flesh was soft. The girl stopped moving after he pinched it, and rubbed her soft hand slowly in his palm.

"Then I'll go cook." After being stunned for two breaths, Jian Li reluctantly pulled out her fingers and went upstairs excitedly to cook.

After Li Zi left, He Xiao sighed, "When will you bring back the apples? I'll go to eat with those gang members, too."

The old father-in-law obviously didn't trust those gangsters. He agreed with He Xiao to invite some respected people to be in charge at that time. After the details were agreed upon, the doctor had other things to do, so he hurried out.

He Xiao went upstairs. The Jian family’s medical station was actually a renovated three-story residential building. The first floor was the working area of ​​the medical station, and the second and third floors were living areas.

There are flowers and plants on the stone railings of the semi-open corridor. The concrete pillars supporting the vines are just that high. The vines climbing on them are lush and green, like a green blanket floating in the air.

There was a skinny kitten among the grape leaves. It opened its eyes and looked at him twice. Seeing that it was not an apple, it turned its head and lay back down in the vine leaves to rest. He Xiao had been to Qingmei's house countless times and slipped into the kitchen with ease.

Da Qingmei was humming a song while busying herself with her back to him. A bow of her apron was tied behind her snow-white neck, leaving a long rope tail behind her waist, swaying behind her plump waist and hips.

She is so cute, He Xiao stopped and thought, then moved closer.

Feeling her back pressed tightly against the warm embrace, the girl swayed her waist docilely, rubbed the big hand that was hugging her side abdomen twice, and kept her eyes on the food in front of her: "Brother He Xiao, you have to wait for the meal~"

"I can't wait any longer, Li Zi. I feel like I'm getting stupider." He Xiao rested his head against Qingmei's shoulder. In his breath, he could smell the pure and innocent fragrance of the girl as well as the fresh aroma of the food.

There is a warmth close to life.

So the girl in his arms bent her waist slightly and rubbed it, covering her half-open mouth in surprise: "Ah! Brother He Xiao, you must be very anxious, right? It's so... so..."

Chapter 139: The Green Plum That Almost Cannot Be Fitted

Jian Li's face flushed slightly. She bent her legs and squatted down, half-covering her cherry lips and breathing in small sips. She blew away the hair at the corners of her mouth with her hot air, reached out and touched her plump lips, and whispered softly.

"Then I'll help brother He Xiao~ok?"

The girl felt that the world was unfair - unfair to her younger brother He Xiao. She had always been stupid but had never felt any physical discomfort, but once a boy became stupid, it would be particularly embarrassing.

Wouldn't it be difficult to even walk? How painful it must be for He Xiao's brother... So she didn't feel uncomfortable at all, because she was doing something sacred and great!

Doctors have the duty of curing illnesses and saving lives, and she also has the mission of curing He Xiao's brother! Just like the boy patiently helped her become smarter!

He spat out with a "wow" sound, and the thick liquid mixed with saliva overflowed from the corners of his mouth. Jane Li's pink tongue hooked it back, and she looked up at the boy's flushed face, swallowed shyly, and licked it clean charmingly.

Li Zi's innocent face was full of satisfaction. She bent down and kissed him closely, and said in a sweet and naive baby voice, "Brother He Xiao has become smarter, right? There are so many bad things in your mouth that you can hardly hold them all."

"It's okay now." He Xiao touched Li Zi's head and pulled her hand to help Qingmei stand up.

"My legs are sore~" The girl pounded her legs and asked the boy to help her stand up straight.

Thinking of the way Da Qingmei was struggling just now, He Xiao poked her moist lips, which would become white and transparent when they were tense, and couldn't help asking: "Lizi, are you feeling uncomfortable?"

"Why do you think so?" Jian Li looked at him strangely, hugged her childhood sweetheart and smiled with narrowed eyes: "Does He Xiao feel uncomfortable when he helps me suck out the bad water?"

"Of course not." On the contrary, He Xiao liked the girl's shy purity, which was so beautiful when mixed with the sweetness of the spring liquid.

Jian Li took the water that He Xiao brought, drank it in a few sips, pouted her lips, gargled, and swallowed it, then whispered shyly in her ear with love.

"Actually... it doesn't matter if Brother He Xiao uses more force or goes faster. It feels good in my mouth and throat."

"I love you, Li Zi." He Xiao turned around and kissed her innocence and understanding without saying a word, until he was contented and finished making a loving lunch with her.

The large home appliances he bought in the past two days have arrived and have been installed one by one. He also hired someone to repair the old walls, floors and 302 opposite the door.