Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

With long silver hair, this sexy lady has wings under her arms. It feels like she is wearing a gliding suit, but you can see that her temperament is more loving, the kind of person who makes you want to say "Madam, I love you" (the other kind of person is the type that makes you want to be crushed to death)

"Evanna... Madam, hello." Levi nodded and performed the etiquette between medieval pagans: "Salamar, Asharanore - may your God bless you."

Then Levi used his broader vision to greet from a non-religious perspective: "May we always have peace, prosperity, and tranquility. May your race have many children and grandchildren, may your heart soar like a sharp arrow in the sky, and may your race spread to every corner of the world."

“…”AV…When Evelynna saw Levi for the first time, she felt that this guy was easy to get along with.

Of course, that was the first feeling as a visual creature, and there was no big concept of chastity anyway. Everyone just lived together for decades. The man cried for thirty or fifty years after G, and then came back to have a second spring. For example, Ivanna was like this. As a big car, he preferred that kind of child. The previous one was made to look like a transvestite all his life by her - the statue is still in the nest.

Previous transvestite husband

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After G, the other children persuaded him. A group of bird people persuaded him: Mom, although this father is gone, you have to continue to have children. I have to continue to have a sister or something, otherwise what will happen to our race? Mom, remarry.

Evelynna said: My heart is dead, please stop trying to persuade me.

The days passed one by one, and fifty years later, Evelynna figured it out.

The key is that 50 years have passed and almost everything that should be forgotten has been forgotten. Biology is very scary. I dreamed and thought about it every day for the first 30 years, but in the next 20 years, almost everything that should be forgotten has been forgotten. Bird brains don't remember very well. Of course, Ivanna is a birdman, a beast.

50 years have passed, but they are still nothing compared to those humans who "Yesterday, bones were buried in the loess, and tonight, mandarin ducks were sleeping under the red gauze tent."

In the past 50 years, Ivana has lived a life like a monk, serving as a saint within the race. Anyway, it's almost the same. She is basically the mistress of all the harpy people. If she wants to change her title, then basically all the children in that race are hers. The four queens, eight heroines, sixteen guardians... five hundred royal guards and so on are all her children. Whatever she says she wants to do, isn't that what she does?

If you don’t want to get married, just become a monk.

When she saw the beautiful young devil in front of her for the first time, Ivanna felt that she was destined to bid farewell to those days of white clothes like snow, coming and going like the wind, and swords and swords. At the age of 750, the old man resolutely prepared to take off his monk's robe and return to secular life (liao).

A woman who is 25 looks almost the same as , which means she has strong fertility.

"Hello, and may your God bless you." He wishes me many children and grandchildren, and I am in his heart!

Of course, Levi had no interest in the mistress in front of him - he didn't know that he had been targeted by the entire family on the opposite side.

This kind of thing has happened a lot recently, and it will happen more frequently in the future. No one can make the other party surrender by marrying all the mothers of the other party, right? No way, no way, there can't be such a person, right?

——Yes, he is quite famous. He lived in the seventh century AD, but I cannot say who he was.

"Ms. Ivanna's coming here makes my place glorious." Li Wei thought to himself that it was really hard to be an HR. Alas... HR is hard, I have difficulties and you take care of them. The exploitation period of a lifetime is longer than the sky. HR is hard, I have blessings and I enjoy them. The dismissal period at the age of 30 is shorter than a meat urinal.

"I am very honored to invite you to my camp. This is my honor and the honor of all my Christians." Levi bowed deeply. Because of the special nature of the other party's race, the other party should not be able to retire before the internal combustion cylinder engine is invented. He continued: "Let me introduce myself. My name is Levi. As you can see, I am a Christian demon lord."

Buffs are fully stacked.

"My name is Avonna, and I am the Harpy Matron."

"Please sit down." Li Wei sometimes wondered whether he should give the other person some millet or corn kernels. So he asked considerately, "What do you need? I have steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roasted..."

He gave me so many delicious foods as soon as we met. It was obvious that he cared about me!

Levi thought the other person licking her lips was quite sexy, but considering that there shouldn't be a woman in the normal world who would want to give herself away for free as soon as they meet, Levi didn't think too much about it.

But the problem is that this is the world view of anime.

"Yes, we also feel the threat getting closer and closer. The last time the threat was so great was when the barbarians migrated westward. Alas... the time before that was when the Romans almost crossed the Elbe River. Alas, the Romans, they really don't learn their lessons."

"..." You are old, are you? "We are willing to unite all the forces we can unite and help all the friends we can help. For example, you and your race, we are willing to help you and your entire race overcome this difficulty. Including but not limited to - guarding your ancestral land and protecting the safety of your race. If your entire race has any needs for food, shelter and security, I can provide them to you free of charge -"

"..." He was so nice to me, there was no doubt about it, it was impossible for him not to have me in his heart: "Although we don't migrate often, moving is not a burden like other birds. If you can really provide a place for our entire tribe... then we are willing to move our entire tribe to your territory. I am really surprised, but what do we need to do to repay your kindness? - Please make any request, I can agree to anything. For example, I can be a hostage..."

"No, no, no, we don't need hostages at all." Levi was polite and said with great joy: "As long as you are willing, we can provide them to you immediately..."

"No, I won't agree without a hostage exchange!"

"..." What does this mean? "That's fine. Our group: 54 can send hostages to..."

"No! I won't agree without a hostage exchange!"

"...?"

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Fish see it and dive deep into the water; birds see it and fly high; deer see it and leave the flock; among these four, who knows the true nature of the world?

Levi had not yet decided who would be the hostage, but the harpy had already decided to send his mistress as a hostage. Later, the hostage incident disappeared in the crowd - the harpy had moved the entire clan to their own territory.

What would happen if the final result was an exchange of hostages?

Li Wei, 18 years old, actually

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I'm almost 20 years old.

Such a successful person in the prime of life is of course liked by others. At least, this face is more useful in some situations.

"Oh... I'm busy." Another day as a leading cadre has begun.

The birdman flew back to his tribe to move. When he left yesterday, he seemed reluctant to leave. As a birdman, Levi thought that birds would just dance and say hello when they met each other. Unexpectedly, it was also a Xunzong-style greeting.

Saliva stinks.

Although some unscrupulous authors describe beautiful girls’ saliva as sweet, how can that be possible? Saliva is obviously smelly, especially if you are over 25. So, breath fresheners are very important - of course, either you are gifted with sweet saliva (but this is impossible, unless you don’t eat, digest, or metabolize), or the person sucking your saliva is a pervert who likes this smell.

So everyone just kisses each other and that's it, there's no need to reach inside.

When adrenaline, hormones, and estrogen/androgen are secreted crazily, you may like this taste, just like you like stinky tofu. If you were asked to stand next to a stinky tofu stall for a whole day, you might not be able to stand it. But if you take a few bites, it will still taste good once you get into the mood.

"Busy." Li Wei finished his work for the day and looked up. It was already half past ten - almost time for lunch. Ah, yes, half past ten in the morning, not half past ten in the afternoon, which was the time to wake up and do nucleic acid tests.

“I don’t know what you are busy with all day long.” Darkness is obviously different from a real masochist. Maybe masochism is just a hobby, not his life.

A true masochist won't argue. They will either be tied up like a dumpling and placed in a corner, or put in a latex suit and become a silent piece of furniture, or be cut off (silenced) and placed in a (silenced) as a (silenced). And so on, and so forth... and so on. Those are the true masochists.

Someone like Darkness who is good at talking nonsense is just a funny character at best.

"Nonsense." Levi had no choice but to be forced to do his job. After putting the blonde female knight down, the devil boy helped her put on her clothes: "Don't you know what I'm doing?... This has become red, untie it quickly..."

"No! - We agreed that this is our salary!" Darkness said no! The clothes can be worn, and the rope does not need to be untied: "This is part of our work content!"

"… It's time to get off work! The salary has been paid. I paid too much!" Li Wei tried to persuade the masochist not to go too far. It was like Huang Shiren begging Yang Bailao. If he continued like this, it would be like exchanging his pure heart for a death-free gold medal. If he continued like this, he would sooner or later become a psychopath, the kind who would hit people on the head with a golf club.

"That won't work. Qun: five four three six five nine three eight nine - you haven't scolded me today..."

"I'm scolding you now, you..." About three minutes later, Levi felt that his life as an H was not very happy. Some XPs really don't like them very much - but just treat it as eating spicy hot pot once in a year, it's quite delicious.

But if you make me eat it every day, it would be no different from hell.

"Get up! Untie the rope!"

"I don't! -- well, those few strokes were quite ..."

"……stand up!!!"

Every day, Li Wei had to humbly beat and scold his beautiful subordinates for the sake of his own safety. He also had to beg them for help...

"You (silence) bastard! Get (silence) up right now! I @#￥@#￥" and then some very unpleasant words came out, and he also started to fight.

"Ah~ah hey~"

"Alas..." In the guard room nearby, a dozen female soldiers with knives and guns looked inside with resentment: "Thank you, our Duke, for your hard work."

"Yes." The female soldiers nodded one after another to show that they couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

"Look how tired our Duke is. He always says it's physical exercise. It's much more comfortable to watch someone being beaten than to beat someone. The key is that you see the person being beaten - nothing happened! The one beating someone is so tired that he's out of breath."

"Yes." The female soldiers nodded again.

"Dangdang--" Just when a group of female soldiers were eager to go in and replace Levi as the target of beating, the door of the guard room was knocked.

"Who?"

For some reason, Levi set up three doors and three guard rooms - mainly to prevent the tragedy that happened to a certain Kaka, where one guard room was breached and the whole thing was gone.

Because it was just a simple duty, everyone was dressed quite simply. A few Taimanin and a group of female soldiers, everyone was wearing... very seductive uniforms. Anyway, it was also a hentai world, the kind that would make people shout "Party State Female Secretary" at a glance, high-heeled leather boots, black leather gloves - anyway, leather instead of cloth, all the female soldiers objected to it on a hot day. It was not until autumn that they agreed.

"It's me." Shuicheng Xuefeng came back with her hands on her hips and said without disguising, "Where Are We Going, Dad?"

"Oh." Everyone knows about the nepotism between Mizuki Yukikaze and Levi. If Mizuki Shiranui hadn't stopped him (actually, he didn't), and Levi had strong self-control, he would have been more than just a father long ago: "Duke Levi is in the office - with Miss Darkness."

"Tsk!" Shuicheng Xuefeng curled his lips in disdain: "The resettlement workers

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The work is done. I have brought the master craftsman and the harpy mistress with me. Miss Darkness? Can Miss Darkness do it? If not, I will beat her! "

"... Let's report it." Several Taima Ninjas on guard knocked on the door, making Levi's office look like a wolf's den.

"Please come in."

When Shuicheng Xuefeng entered the room, he saw Levi panting and lying on the desk, exhausted both mentally and physically. The blonde lady Darkness beside him was full of energy.

“Ah~ Xuefeng, you’re back.” Darkness jumped up to Shuicheng Xuefeng. After all, she was not much older than him. “It’s been almost five days since I left. I missed you so much.”

“…Ms. Darkness, are you playing with your father again?”

"Oh, there it is, I'm being toyed with~——Your father's way of yelling is a bit perverted."

“Ms. Darkness is so self-conscious…”

"Both of you should be more self-aware! - Xuefeng, you're back? And this title is a bit..." Levi has been a little sensitive to the word "dad" recently, because his boss is ten years older than him and wants to call him dad every day: "Thank you for your hard work."

"It's not hard—the Master Craftsman and the Harpy Matron are just outside."

"Well, call them all in."

Sorisun Kotoko and Avna also walked in immediately. In fact, all the materials had been prepared.

"Hello, Miss Evelynna - thank you for your hard work along the way." Levi now felt that he was no longer the evil feudal warlord who oppressed the people.

I am being pursued, PUAed, and even brainwashed by all kinds of women every day. I am simply being exploited, just like the famous saying: capitalists are all vulnerable groups.

"For you, all this is worth it." Ivana walked up to Levi with a smile, then held up a feather and said, "I give it to you as a symbol of our official friendship this time."

"? I will keep this well and hang it in the most conspicuous place in my bedroom." In a diplomatic occasion, Levi solemnly took the feather and said, "Decorate it as our heirloom."

"Eh? Ah... well, not so fast..." Birds like to decorate their nests with their feathers.

"?" What the hell is wrong with me? "Although the journey is exhausting, there are some things that need to be solved quickly - come, Qinzi, bring me some of my drawings and show them to Ivana."

"Okay." The dwarf loli tiptoed and handed a few pieces of parchment to Evelynna, saying, "I've never come into contact with harpy people - you come and take a look? To be honest... I don't think they are good."

"? What...is this? A new sex toy?"

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You have to say that brain-dead children are a lot of fun. With just one word from Darkness, Levi's status dropped by several hundred levels.

"… Pull her aside, pull her aside! Put this in her mouth! Shut her up!"

Levi took out a gag from the drawer, wiped it with alcohol and put it into Darkness's mouth.

"Is it really that bad?" Levi looked at the bird overalls he designed. They are better than the little chicken with black feet exposed, right? At least they look much more professional. "I think they are quite reliable."

It turns out that even the most powerful Valkyrie can't beat 100 Skeleton Archers (at least that's the case in the game, the setting seems to be ridiculously strong). Levi thinks that ants can kill elephants, and after many investigations, he has no idea why countries don't build air forces.

"...You want us to wear this?" Birdhead obviously didn't like this kind of play: "Why?"

"It's like this. I plan to organize an air force." Levi pointed to the ship model drawings unfolded on the other side of the desk: "A sea and air force, you specialize in fighting in the sky."

"…It's not that we don't give face, who are we going to fight against in heaven?" Ivana didn't understand, but she understood it in an instant - after all, people are not perfect. If they look good, they must be not very smart: "In heaven, there are only gods and birds. We can't fight against birds that have no grudges against us, right?"

"? No, this is what I expected." Levi repeated his idea for the aircraft carrier fleet: "Before engaging the enemy, you will be responsible for high-altitude reconnaissance over the sea to detect the enemy fleet."

“? This… is possible.”

"Woo woo woo!" You know what, Darkness on the side looked at Levi with admiration. Maybe this is the crazy admiration feeling when a masochist has an attack.

"A very clever idea." Kotoko, the loli beside her, had not expected this either. She jumped onto the table and looked at it carefully: "So you want to conduct reconnaissance on the sea?"

"Not only that, the enemy is discovered first, and the enemy is fired first." The enemy is destroyed first... No, this is not the world of War Thunder. "The enemy is destroyed first!... By the way, there seems to be no explosives in this world..."

Careless.

"?"

"I want you to drop bombs from the air to attack the enemy... Well, if that doesn't work, you can throw rocks..."

"Excuse me for being blunt." Evelynna retorted to Levi: "Although we harpy people can lift heavy objects, they are not too heavy. We can't sink the enemy's ship, let alone a large ship, even a small boat."

"Well, there are indeed some empiricist errors..." Levi thought for a long time and said, "But can't you lift an adult man?

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"Can you stand up? I think an adult man weighs at least 100 kilograms, right? If a stone weighing more than 100 kilograms is dropped from a height of 500 meters, I think it should be able to destroy a Viking longship, after all, a Viking longship is not big. "

"Since you know that Viking longships are not big, you should also know that 500 meters is a high altitude, right? Not to mention whether we can hit it, if the boat is slightly blown by the waves, we can't hit it. What's more... although... we harpies can lift an adult man. But that was when we were robbing a bride. What, do you want to try it? - The kind that just leaves after robbing, can't fly very far."