Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

"I don't like such cumbersome religious ceremonies, but there's nothing I can do. I still hope to go to heaven in the future - do you think I want to? We all know what kind of person Xia Lulu is. Next time when you lie to him, you should also think about whether this guy will do anything out of line - he's out of his mind." The English transvestite prince sighed: "Xia Lulu, this guy... treats people very well. I like him very much, I love him like I love myself. Of course, I love you as I love myself - do you know? He loves you like a father. I haven't returned to England because I can't bear to leave him, my dear friends around me, and now I can't bear to leave you even more. Do you know? I love you as I love the world and God - I hope that no matter what happens in the future, you will not go against Xia Lulu."

"?!?!"

Levi felt something was wrong when he heard you foreigners flirting with each other.

But this is the thing

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child.

Levi took out a cigar from the drawer that he had rubbed on the legs of the dark elf girl. He lit one and said nothing. To be honest, in two lifetimes, apart from his parents, no one else treated him like Xia Lulu and Ah Fu. Either they shared life and death, or they depended on each other for life and death. In Levi's eyes, even close friends might not be able to have such a life-and-death friendship, let alone this kind of insignificant relationship.

That can be compared with the three big brothers in Taoyuan.

...I originally planned to come here to be Sima Yi.

You're trying to move me like Guan Yu, but that won't do. I...

"What do you mean 'no matter what happens'? - Xia Lulu is my boss, my brother, and my dearest friend." Levi waved his hand and said, "I will never be disloyal to him no matter how many interests I encounter. Well... one of my daughters is his half-sister - your assumption just now really makes me feel sad, Ah Fu."

“? Huh? No… aha, aha… ahahahahahaha, don’t take it personally. Oh, please forgive me, I just felt something was wrong. It seems I was wrong——Okay, okay~”

"In short, in short, I still have some things to do. I really can't leave here." Li Wei said that business is business and friends are friends: "But it is true that I am ready to resign. I am an old soldier here and I just won a victory. Should I go back and rest?"

"Uh... I came here for this reason." Ah Fu suddenly looked a little embarrassed when he said this: "Ah, this... you see. The kingdom is under a lot of pressure now. You said you want to change the defense... uh. It's not impossible... you think you can withdraw from the east to the south, how about that?"

"?south?"

"Yes, to defend against Xia Lulu's brother..."

"Bah! Isn't that a transfer from a battlefield that has already been fought to a battlefield that may start fighting soon? You can't bully me like this, right? You want to use me to death just because I am useful, right? I tell you, I suffered heavy losses in this battle! Give me the money!"

"Money is easy to talk about, money is easy to talk about - if you don't want to, you can just stay where you are."

"No, I'm going back to Brittany...? What are you going to do?"

"Please, help me! I know you haven't been home for half a year, but Xia Lulu is also in trouble! Please help, please help!" Ah Fu didn't have any airs at all. To be more precise, he was soft when he was with Li Wei, so why should he be airs? - He hugged Li Wei's thigh and wouldn't let go. They were both short, and the posture of hugging Li Wei's thigh was even more strange: "We are all in a mess now. If you give up at this time, we will all be finished! Please help, please help!"

"Let go... Hey! Let go!——"

Levi had already exhausted all his strength to get the other person off his waist. He was suddenly shocked to find that maybe Ah Fu... although he looked like a sissy, he was very good in many aspects such as hand strength, power, technology and fighting ability.

Crush yourself.

...I really need to have a few people around me in the future. If the opponent uses force, I will be in trouble!

"I will let you go only if you promise me."

? What kind of 8s and 90s brother-in-law and sister-in-law plot is this?

"All right, all right, I promise you!—Why don't you let me go?"

“…It feels good…”

In the end, Levi threw the other person into the sky.

"Then." Li Wei had already decided not to rebel. At least when Cao Cao was around, Sima Yi was quite loyal, right? Regardless of loyalty or not daring to act rashly, Li felt that it was unreasonable to rebel now.

Besides, it makes no difference whether Europe rebels or not.

"I will continue to station troops here. Okay...then you have to pay me some salary, right? I have already served for more than half a year beyond my term. Most vassals cannot do that."

"Well... that's true. But... you know that Xia Lulu is in financial difficulty recently? Building a fortress for you is really a lot of work. Oh, by the way - Xia Lulu wants to recognize you as her father. Can I contribute to the family too..."

"Ugh! Xia Lulu is 29, you are 26, and I am 19—I am your father? Would your mother be happy with that?!"

192 Broken Angle Play

Dreaming back to the dormitory, the deep love between brothers! The father and son are both dads!

We have such a good relationship, if we always talk about money, it will hurt our relationship. People are really scary sometimes. How much have we lost for such a little bit of self-esteem?

"? Thank you. You still care about my mother so much. Uh... you want to meet her? It's not impossible. Let me tell you, she is still the most beautiful young woman who wants to be a mother. The most beautiful lady in England..."

"Ah stop!——"

I know you all like ethical plots, but you damn foreigners are really too extravagant. I have only seen similar articles in some very powerful ones, where the charge for a thousand words per person can reach more than 10 yuan... P station bosses. What is the story of [transvestite, wife, mother] falling into depravity...

Ugh! Disgusting! Disgusting, disgusting! I can’t even bear to watch it!! …There’s a story that goes like this (laughing).

Cough cough, it’s disgusting anyway!

"Afu, calm down and be calm. I have so many people waiting for my salary.

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How much money can a little Brittany have?" Levi began to reason and tell the truth: "We can't let heroes bleed and cry, right? I have already exhausted the country's strength to help Xia Lulu fight! Although I really want to continue to support it, but you think that an army that can't get paid - even if I am a genius and have a high reputation, I can't suppress so many people, right? The mutiny is expected to come soon."

"? Aren't most of your troops void demons?"

That's called a prestige soldier! What void demon? I'm a warp demon!

“Yeah, but do you think that once they’re summoned, they can ignore the rules of the world and go to war without giving them anything? - Can you be reasonable? I still have to pay them.” That’s right, for example, I can pay them [Degeneration Value] (prestige value).

So, the simple bloody battles, the battlefield fighting without any technical content, and the hand-to-hand combat with no educational requirements were left to these P-Corps Martian soldiers to complete. As for the very tedious, high-tech, high-education, advanced mathematics - addition and multiplication to understand and get the price difference, Levi took a little effort to help all the soldiers spend it.

He is truly a conscientious commander.

"Well...well...what do you think we should do?"

"...Write a receipt." Levi saw that the other party really couldn't squeeze any money out of him, and looked at the sissy who was about to collapse. Anyway, there is no use for you to keep it, so why not let me play with it - I mean money: "In theory, you have to pay for one month of fighting outside, and one and a half months is a friendship price. Two months is a family price, and three months is a father. You have to pay in full. It's not impossible for my army to continue to be stationed here - first, pay half a year's wages. Secondly, pay the bonus for winning this time. Finally - pay the monthly military pay! It doesn't matter if I can't pay, I believe in Xia Lulu's character. Write an IOU, and I will be a sucker and pay all the military pay that should be paid first. This is for your face, otherwise..."

"Hehehe~ Thank you, Avi~ If you really need money, I still have a reserve of 10,000 gold coins..."

"Okay, okay." Levi could see that this damn transvestite had a better relationship with Xia Lulu over there.

I feel a little bit uncomfortable.

In fact, it is like standing between two friends. One friend is short of money, so he hopes that the other friend will postpone the relationship for two days. If it were transferred, I believe Ah Fu would sell himself to help Li Wei pay off his debts, right?

"I have a lot to do." Li Wei pointed at Ah Fu and said, "How about you come with me to see the military camp?"

"? Your soldiers, why should I go and see them?"

"Everyone thinks I live a godly life, but it's not true. I live a miserable life. I have to consider everyone's thoughts. I have to recognize everyone's cognition - and I have to estimate everyone's needs! Once one side is biased, it will definitely have serious consequences over time."

This is true.

The only way to solve this is to de-alienate, or to de-radicalize. De-alienation is the physical solution that the three desert cults like the most, and this can really solve the problem. De-radicalization is... the only country in the world where the three religions are integrated.

Levi has so many monster girls. He might be able to "suppress" them when he's alive, but what about when he's dead? How do you deal with so many different races? When humans only had one race, they would still distinguish between ethnic groups. When there was only one big ethnic group, even the genders would fight each other - as long as someone instigates the group: 3659389, someone will be fooled! As long as someone is fooled, someone will profit. As long as someone profits, there will definitely be chaos in the world.

But... I don't care about the flood after I die.

Europe was already in a mess, and now? It's none of my business.

"I am dancing on three eggs." Levi sighed and said, "And..."

"? And what?"

"I seem to have forgotten." Levi said honestly: "Under the seemingly grand narrative (P Company conquers the world) - this is a fucking hentai world!"

"?"

"I also have to watch out for a bunch of dogs (beep)!"

"?!"

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Levi originally thought that the most worry-free people under his command were the minotaurs... Oh, the Minotaur. After all... to be honest, they were too strong! They had strong physical fitness, and the average height of the female race was over 666 meters, which was not considered short in nature. There were also many people who were about meters tall including the horns. They were strong and had endurance that was not much worse than their odd-toed ungulate brothers, and they were even more powerful. The race's axe weapon was called . In war, this was a real berserker unit that could be used.

In daily life, as long as you don't touch the other party's reverse scale, it's generally not a big deal. Sometimes they are even good-tempered... Really like an old cow. In daily economic development, you can produce milk after 14, and if you are a little precocious, you don't know how old you are. There is no need for sexual behavior or pregnancy - everyone... every cow can complete a false pregnancy by themselves, and there are no sequelae. There is nothing wrong with it except milk swelling. 5000 Minotauros is equivalent to the production capacity of 5000 real cows!

They eat grass and produce milk.

But as we get along.

Gradually, Levi discovered that the problem was not that simple.

In addition to the good things mentioned above, there are actually some

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Something that one cannot ignore...but cannot look directly at.

……friend

Have you heard of... Asanagi's broken horn play?

Yes, it is a monster girl with horns... or even just horns. Although she has made great achievements in battle, she is heroic and powerful.

But! Once you meet a man you like (basically the protagonist), the next step is the Asanagi three-piece set - belly fuck, instant rapture, horn break (ear for elves) play! Instantly enter the line of nymphomaniac or even instant rapture. The author focuses on describing powerful women (mostly female ghosts, the other half are mature women) who are actually full of sultry deep in their hearts, which is a serious x fantasy.

Asanagi once said: Drawing nymphomaniacs is the greatest respect for women - directly abandoning those violent methods of forcing them to submit, which would corrupt children. In order to avoid corrupting children, they are directly set to be nymphomaniacs. This will at most educate a group of YY otakus, but will not educate a group of violent x-criminals.

The idea... is good, at least it is very practical.

But life is not just about sex, there is also poetry and the distance.

Levi discovered that there were 5000 such Minotaur girls, each of them a potential beauty-loving masochist.

I... Let's not talk about anything else, do you want to greatly reduce my fighting power? So!

Capitalism turns people into nymphomaniacs!

I have to turn the nympho back into a leek temporarily!

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Leeks are the cornerstone of the country. The foundation of the empire is built on leeks. This is an absolutely true proverb. The blood of leeks is the fire of the empire. When loyal leeks learn to love being cut, only death is the end of the harvest - as long as technology and capital continue to move forward. Leek cutters are still leeks cutters in the underworld, and leeks are still leeks in the underworld. Born as human beings, nobility and honor are all determined by capital, and the blood vessels of class flow are blocked on a large scale. Class is immutable, and capital is eternal. However, can the heavy coffin prevent the erosion of decay? Can the thick loess bury the struggle of life?

...In short, if you cannot stop the corruption, please rot it here. If you cannot bury the resistance, please bury it here! If you are a dragon, you must lie down, if you are a tiger, you must lie down, if you are a leek, you must be cut! I am a feudal lord, if I am not reactionary, who will be reactionary? There is no class that has ever betrayed its class, don’t you understand this?

——I have talked about so many things that can be broadcast above, it’s time to talk about those that cannot be broadcast.

Sluts are the cornerstone of R-anime. R-anime is based on the intelligence of sluts. This is an absolutely true maxim. Sluts' silver X is the fire of R-anime. When loyal sluts learn to love being X, only the END is the end of being X - as long as the filming is good enough, there will be sequels, figures, peripherals, games and the like.

But the problem is that Levi's story is not just an hentai!

He still has a lot of things he wants to do. Yes, he is very happy every day in the world of hentai. But this happiness can only last for a few hours at most. What about the remaining 20 hours? The sage time is too long.

But the thing is, these women are really awesome, really awesome! They want to be in heat for 24 hours out of 25 hours a day, should we say they are worthy of being called monster girls? They are in heat at work, after get off work, and when ordering takeout. As long as they are by my side, it's like turning on a switch.

"? What's this?" Prince Astolfo is usually considered a typical person whose rationality evaporates.

Among all the fan fictions, His Royal Highness Prince Astolfo is not an ordinary person. Compared with the ordinary ones, he can... have very strong self-discipline, just like ancient Greek sculptures. Why don't I write about him? (Jiang Wen.jpg)

In the anime, Prince Astolfo can be a dark man or a cuckold. It only takes a thought to stab or be stabbed. Whether it is heavy or not depends on the author's XP. In various different worlds, Prince Astolfo plays out his own future - anyway, it is quite merciless. It is estimated that even Astolfo, whose rationality has evaporated, will be shocked for a year when he sees so many kinds of heavy scripts of himself.

Today's Astolfo is a male supporting role (the type without the right to mate), and the transvestite whose rationality has evaporated is looking at the big sign in front of her with some shock.

"Here, it's for milking - I didn't tell you before, but now I tell you. Oh..." Levi lit a cigarette, the smell of milk and cigarettes mixed together, oh! Suddenly, a white light appeared, and the aroma of milk filled the air! "It's also our Brittany's flagship product. There are more than 5000 Minotaurs here -"

"I... do know the Minotaur. I heard they're hard to get along with." Ah Fu said this with the mentality of a human feudal ruler: "They're pagans, nomads, and a different race. They have bad tempers and unpredictable personalities. It's a pity you can be with them..."

"We communicate with a sincere heart, there is nothing that cannot be communicated. Come, I can give you a magic weapon called the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence..." Levi repeated the five principles to the other party.

"? Avi, you are so awesome... Yes, in this way, people, people and monsters, and monsters and monsters will be able to understand and get along with each other..." Afu looked at Levi with admiration.

"What are you dreaming about?" The devilish young man rolled his eyes and said, "I just told you that this is effective. The premise of everything is that your fist is big! Otherwise, if you want to live in peace with others, you have to have the ability to do so, right? If they want to kill you,

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"When you are in power, I will kill you anyway. Only when you can kill others at will, you are qualified to ask them to sit down and talk to you properly. Remember, peace can only be given by the superiors, not begged by the inferiors - like me! - Only people like me are worthy of talking about the Five Principles of Peaceful Coexistence, understand?"

...my three views have been impacted.

"You...what you said really fits the demon's rhetoric. It's not philanthropic or merciful at all, but it makes sense..."

"Universal love does not exist. It is a deception. In a class society, everyone lives in a certain class status. All kinds of thoughts are stamped with the mark of class." That's why there will be nouveau riche people looked down upon by blue bloods, and there will be poor nobles like the Eight Banners children showing off their poverty: "I've said too much - what I want to tell you now is what's going on here."

Li Wei pointed to the milk factory in the distance: "Originally, each person would produce about 80 kilograms of milk per day..."

"...?!?! 80 kilograms!?"

"Yes, so milking is a very serious problem. Therefore, I built a milking station here. These Minotaurs come to milk every day, which is a normal thing - and then something goes wrong. Milking here is divided into two types: tool milking and manual milking. Manual milking... Women who milk manually are basically the same. It seems to be quite mentally polluted. Every woman who works here has serious inferiority complex and mental depression - they feel much better after the salary increase. And there are machines - look, they won't get up after lying on them. Sometimes I want to ask you, you can milk 80 kilograms a day in just ten minutes, why don't you get down after lying on it for an hour. I suddenly realized that this place has become their social place -"

"?social contact?"

"Yes." At first, Li Wei didn't understand, but then he recalled his childhood memories - they were really childhood memories. Or when he went out to a very remote dry toilet (ordinary public toilets don't have this ability) - there was no obstacle to communicating with each other when squatting, not to mention that they were just milking.

This kind of social interaction is everywhere—and it’s terrifying.

"At first I thought it was just a simple social activity, but later I was surprised to find that this kind of thing can actually be addictive. It seems that female minotaurs... well, Minotaur, really like the feeling of being squeezed quickly. But this will consume physical strength - how can this be allowed!" You want to harm my body, I have no intention of saving fallen women. If you want to harm my labor, then I must teach you how to love life and love your body.

"Then I discovered... the inevitability of bureaucratic capitalism, which immediately gave rise to corruption. There was still the problem of the Minotaur using the Minotaur beyond its time limit - so I punished it. At first I did it myself, and found that the error rate was even higher! Some Minotaur accidentally... hit the horns in my hands. And then..."