Crusader Kingdoms Begins with the Black Beast

“? Uh… not very small.” The guys standing in front of him were all Germans. The first thing they said was: “It’s actually very prosperous, but…”

If it's a small place, your place might not be that great either.

"Well, since you know so much about Britain, I will give you four a secret mission."

"?What?"

"Go and pick up a... no, a group of people for me." Levi worked a miracle. The ship that was ready to beat the Vikings had already been built. The giant built it, and the air and air were excellent: "Go and pick up Afu's parents and others for me. I will give you 10 warships, and my flagship will also be handed over to you - don't let me down."

"?" What does that mean? "Yes!"

Levi's meaning is very simple. I sent my best generals (now appointed) and my best warships (this is true) to pick him up. If they don't come, don't blame me, Ah Fu.

The blame lies with the generals under my command. They promised me that they would complete the task, but they failed to do so. It must be their fault for dereliction of duty!

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Back then, when Britain was the empire on which the sun never set and was punching and kicking the whole world, local defense strength was the top priority.

Now it is almost there, being ravaged by various Vikings, French conquerors, or other (Anglo-Saxon) nations, one after another, one after another, like a European bus. In the end, it was used by the Anglo-Saxons for private purposes, but Britain has always regarded the Germans as its masters in its heart (the British royal family is German). Isn't this NTR of NTR?

As for now... Levi asked his men to bring the army to Kent and rescue the people.

"Thank you, dear demon lord. Without you, my family and I would have certainly met with misfortune."

About half a month later, Levi saw King Otton of Kent standing in front of him.

And their family.

Hiss! Levi couldn't help but gasp when he saw the other party. Do you see how terrible this gene is? The group of people standing in front of him, none of them were taller than 1.7 meters, and most of them were around 1.6 meters tall. Not only that, the group of big pink hairs in sight! The fur color is the same, same, same as Astolfo's!

His father looks like his mother, kind of effeminate. His mother looks like a sissy, kind of heroic.

Oh, this family. And several of his close relatives, this is really a spring breeze reflecting the sun.

"You're welcome, King Ottoen." Levi held his hand and looked at the king who looked like a third of an Afu and a seventh of a sissy. Levi kept wondering, how did these people rule the country?

Everyone knows how the transvestite rules the country in hentai.

"Afu and I are brothers in adversity. We share life and death. We once swore - we don't want to be born on the same day, but we hope to die on the same day." Li Wei said it very nicely, and it can even be said to be a bit sensational: "This is a loyal and courageous bow. We will stick together through adversity and never separate..."

Almost sang out loud (wooooooo…).

"?" Is my son so awesome? Aoto En thought: When Ah Fu went to Europe, he was going to serve as a knight for a beautiful young king.

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You are not a good son, but you want to be a knight for the king of the European continent. This is really... to bring honor to your family! Kent is nothing, the land that King Charles gave to Alfred is larger than Kent! It's really great, and it will bring honor to your father!

But... I didn't expect that my son not only caught a handsome young king, but also a handsome young duke!

Oh, your son is so awesome. He makes me, your father, proud!

And she gave birth to two sons, which is double insurance! - Go ahead, I won't blame you if you continue to play heavy-mouthed songs!

227 Pervert? Perverts are also human beings. Who can they tell about their pain?

Ah Fu was originally the darling of the entire Frankish Empire - almost the darling of the entire Frankish Empire. But there was just one small problem - he liked to wear women's clothes.

Of course, this is not a big deal. Given its extraordinary capabilities, especially reconnaissance and counter-reconnaissance capabilities, it usually appears as a vanguard during the march. In some versions, Ah Fu and his son were killed because they rushed in too aggressively when they were vanguards.

It's just a quirk, not a big deal.

The 12 Templars around Xia Lulu, basically all of them have quirks.

No, basically they are all perverts.

"Ah~" Astolfo's two feet were hanging in the air, his calves were not as long as the high chair. Sitting on the high chair, swinging his legs back and forth, he said: "This march takes a long time. Xia Lulu, there are so many surrenders in Italy. I just went there and the battle hasn't started yet, but they have already sent several groups of people to surrender. The entire northern Italy is vulnerable. Now it depends on what the Holy See says. Ah~ Xia Lulu, I'll go back first if I'm fine..."

"What a joke, you idiot!" Sometimes, Xia Lulu had to resort to violence. The girl dressed as a boy slapped Ah Fu on the head, and his long black hair swayed in the wind - then Ah Fu fell directly on the table and pretended to be dead. But Xia Lulu still refused to give in: "Now is war time, there must be a limit to your nonsense! Tomorrow, take your people to Milan. If there is no movement in the east, cross the Alps and occupy all obstacles for me! I tell you, this is crucial..."

“Yes, yes, I know, I know—Mom, I beg you to stop nagging, wuwuwuwu…Mom, I was wrong…”

“…!!!!! You…”

Aside from wearing women's clothes, Ah Fu's most important feature is that he is cute - he is always noisy. He is always there, just like a cute child by your side - and he is not a naughty child who makes people's rationality evaporate!

"Bang!" Bradatman.

The only female among the 12 Templars punched Astolfo on the head. It was a mixed doubles match, and the beautiful girl was very ruthless when she attacked the beautiful transvestite in front of her.

"rua!" Astolfo stuck out his tongue and felt like he was going to faint.

"Idiot." Bradatman grabbed Astolfo by the collar and lifted him up: "Do you have any respect for my lord at all? My lord is designating the battle plan now. Do you know how much your remarks that seem to disregard my lord will affect the morale of the army?"

"It won't affect the morale of the army...right?" Everyone around seemed to have gotten used to this scene.

I, Great Frank, also rule the country with my cooking skills.

But it is obvious that Great France is much stronger than Great Britain. Although we are both ruled by the power of the kitchen, my rule is ten thousand times more reliable than yours. Right? Little quilt?

"Apologize to my Lord!"

"Uh... stop hitting me, Bradatman, or I'll kill you." He grabbed Ah Fu and threw his hands on the chair. Xia Lulu smiled awkwardly and said, "Thank you for speaking up for me, but now is not the time to talk about this. Bradatman, it's your turn. Next, we need you to play a role in Piedmont. There is the King's army of the Kingdom of Piedmont here, with about 1,500 people - take your people over and deal with him, is there any problem?"

"No problem. As long as he doesn't surrender, I can send everyone to heaven! - If he surrenders, then I can only accept the surrender."

Which one of them raised the white flag faster, the Italians or the French? "But what should I do next?"

"? This Italian expedition is mainly to control those who want to murder me." Xia Lulu thought for a moment and continued, "It's not a war of annihilation - you send troops to station in the Kingdom of Piedmont."

"? Then what should I do?"

"?Stationed in Piedmont, suppressed."

"Ah... can we go back?"

"???"

"I haven't seen Levi for a long time. Now I can smell his scent clearly. It's not that I like him, he's married. So now it's just pure admiration without the premise of marriage. Oh... that feeling is really... I admire him to the point of pain, and now I want to die with him..."

"Bang!" Bradatman is Xia Lulu's niece, so Xia Lulu didn't hesitate at all when she started fighting! What's the big deal about a woman beating a woman? "Can you calm down? Calm down, be quiet, be cool!!!"

"!!! Sorry, I've been a little crazy recently when I mention him..."

"Understandable."

? What do you understand?

"Then let me talk about other people's tasks. Tobin, you...; Malajiji, you... um. And... Roland... Roland? Roland?

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"Where's Roland!!!" Xia Lulu's blood pressure suddenly began to soar: "Wasn't he there when the roll was called just now? Why is he gone now? - Who of you called the roll for him? Ah Fu, you little brat, was it you!!!"

"Uh...ah...Roland said he had something urgent to do today, so I agreed on his behalf. He will be here soon...ah hey!"

The couple look like they have both learned belly-pounding intercourse.

When Xia Lulu threw a punch, the feeling was as strong as green tofu as white snow in spring, as powerful as Mizutsuki Jing as a dragon emerging from water, as powerful as Asanagi as the morning breeze... In short, it was so powerful!

"I'm telling you, if you defend Roland again next time, you'll be subject to military law! - All of you, go and bring Roland back to me! First, give him five military sticks, so he knows what military law means!!! (Frank swear words), he really has no memory!"

"...Master, we can't go find Lord Roland now." Several guards looked at each other and said awkwardly: "He is in the city now... uh... go and see for yourself."

"Pa!" A slap was given to the guard, and it was obvious that he was a little menopausal: "What do you mean? You dare not listen to me?"

The guard was about to cry: "It's really impossible to find him. You are really wronging him... Let me tell you... According to the news just received, he is running naked in the city."

“…Huh? What?”

Everyone in the conference room fell silent, just like the silence in your elementary school essays—you could even hear a pin drop.

"He is streaking in the city... streaking means walking naked in the street without even a pair of underwear..."

"Who asked you to explain this! - Why is he running naked?! Is he crazy? He is one of my Thirteen Templars! Does he still want to do it? If not, get out!" Xia Lulu was so angry that she almost had a brain congestion. This feeling cannot be described in words: "I will go and tie him up and beat him to death now! - No, beating him to death is too easy for him! He is not ashamed, but I am! Do you have pig brains? Don't you think about it, the leader of the Thirteen Templars, running naked! How can this be mentioned! You are not ashamed, but I am!!!"

"...Didn't you tell me to say that..." Medieval barbarian, without any tact.

"...!!!! Get down! Today's meeting is over!! - Where is that bastard?! I'm going to kick him in the foot with my own hands (beep~)! Let him walk willingly!"

"Uh... He was on the city gate tower, and no matter how we shouted, he couldn't come down. Many of us went over to cover up what happened, but we couldn't get him down. There were more and more people watching at the city gate, and we couldn't do anything..."

“……”I@#￥@#￥, Xia Lulu took a deep breath.

"From today on, Roland will recover from his illness." Xia Lulu took a deep breath and said, "The number of Templars will be reduced from 13 to 12. Levi will be the Chief Templar. Because he is often absent and needs to govern Brittany, Leonardo will take over!"

Li Nadu, also translated as Ronaldo.

Ronaldo, oh, that's Neymar's name.

"Oh..." Ah Fu was very indifferent in the conference hall, his face looked calm.

Isn't it just streaking? What's the big deal? It's just abnormal, very normal, no problem! "It's not a big deal, Xia Lulu, let me tell you. When it comes to doing things, Levi said that you should remain calm even if the Alps collapse in front of you, and look displeased even if a deer rises to your left. Laugh, understand? Isn't it abnormal? Look at me, no matter how big the problem is, I can get over it with a smile."

“You!!!——”

"Owner!!!"

Suddenly there was a loud shout, and a panting messenger ran in from outside.

"? What happened?" My home was robbed? "What happened? What happened?" x3

"Britain, Britain, something happened?"

"Oh." Wasn't your home robbed? That's not a big deal.

"?!?! Britain? What happened to Britain?" Suddenly, Ah Fu became nervous.

"According to merchants, a wave of pagans suddenly appeared in Britain. They are the drow elves! Brutal and bloody pagans. There are a large number of them, and there are more than 100,000 monsters. They have slaughtered the entire UK. Now they have reached the English Channel——"

"!?!?! Where is Kent? Where is the Kingdom of Kent?!" Ah Fu grabbed the messenger by the collar and jumped on him, shaking him back and forth.

"Ahem...Kent, the Kingdom of Kent...is destroyed, destroyed."

"!! Hey, he ...

"?" Xia Lulu thought to herself, Ah Fu is so awesome? He can still laugh even though his family is destroyed?

“Hehehe…Poof…”

Laughing and rolling his eyes, Ah Fu passed out with his head facing down.

228 Funeral

What will happen if you are too subjective? ... Well, the country cannot bear too much sorrow, and the years cannot withstand too much waiting.

Everyone thinks that they might be special. From a gambler's perspective, it is like this: Although this World Cup is very tricky, I think as long as I take action, I will definitely make a lot of money.

Astolfo felt that even though the whole of England was destroyed, his parents should be able to survive... right?

"Afu? Afu? --What shall we do?"

One of his closest vassals was killed in this way. It looked like his head fell down with a thud, and the noise was really loud.

Xia Lulu, hurry up

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I ran over and saw that he was foaming at the mouth.

"Ah! Ah Fu!" A group of Templars quickly gathered around. What should they do? "Xia Lulu, he's already foaming at the mouth. Is he dying?"

"Hmm..." Based on her experience, Xia Lulu said, "Not necessarily. Maybe it will be fine after a good night's sleep."

"?" Bradatman, who was still a virgin, certainly had no idea what the virgin woman next to her was talking about.

"But this is different. This is caused by stimulation." Xia Lulu picked up Ah Fu and quickly performed medieval first aid: "Boil hot water, quickly! Over there, prepare bathing supplies!!!"

Soon, in less than five minutes, the hot water was ready. Anyway, it didn't need to be heated to 100 degrees. Several large pots were used to boil a small amount of water, and it soon reached more than 40 degrees. The warm water was collected in one large pot. Then, Ah Fu was stripped from head to toe, clean and tender, and thrown into the pot.

Then start heating.

Throw in salt, lots of it. Throw in animal bile, yellow bile, black bile, pig brain mucus, whatever—turn to low heat and simmer.

Excellent Medieval Therapy - People in the Middle Ages believed that the balance of four liquids dominated everything in the body, so they boiled people in a pot and added four kinds of bile for people to absorb or excrete. Didn't this solve the problem?

"Ah! It's so hot!"

Sure enough, this treatment was effective. In less than three minutes, Ah Fu jumped out of the pot by himself.

If he had woken up a few minutes later, he could have... the music started, the cloth was covered, and the whole village, young and old, was waiting for the dish to be served - and the dish served was him.

After jumping out of the pot, the people around him breathed a sigh of relief and felt proud - they all felt that they had finally, through their efforts, effectively saved Ah Fu, who could easily get into trouble if left alone!

"Hoo, hoo, hoo..." The naked transvestite who jumped out of the pot was almost cooked. She didn't get burned but she felt like she was going to be done. She was panting, and a long string of boki was banging down her bottom. She stood on the ground with her arms and legs spread out: "That bastard cooked me! Wait? What am I... um... ahhhh!"

He thought for a few seconds, and before everyone came forward to greet him and turn off the fire (Europe has energy restrictions) - Ah Fu himself had already remembered everything!