Did you masturbate today Commander?

Suddenly, all these images turned into a flurry of snowflakes, and then reunited into a large screen, and Zero's figure appeared on the screen.

Still with that expressionless face, he asked, "We agreed to observe, but you actually interfered."

Although he looked expressionless, he seemed angry for some reason.

Although his interest in observation was disturbed, the observer was not angry. Instead, he looked at her with a teasing expression: "That's an interesting statement. If it comes to meddling, you don't seem to have the right to criticize me. It was you who intervened first."

"That's necessary intervention. I have to confirm the extent of the changes in that child after coming into contact with the ship girl."

Whether it's KanColle or Sirens, they seem to have a natural talent for double standards.

The observer was unmoved: "Hmph, you're so bold! If you want to question me about this, you don't have to waste your time."

But Zero still insisted: "What if the Singularity gets hurt?"

As if hearing a joke, the observer laughed unceremoniously: "Don't tell me you don't know how strong the "singularity" is. Even if it is projected vertically from outer space, there won't be any problem."

"But the 'singularity' has not yet..."

"Stop, stop. I'm not interested in wasting my time here with you. Compared to these trivial matters, I think you should be more worried about the fact that Yu Jin has already noticed this world line."

"Why? You?"

"You really wronged me this time. I was just helping to cover up the situation. Otherwise, Yu Jin would have been here a long time ago."

Observers said they did not take the blame, and it was obvious that the "embers" they mentioned were not simple.

Seeing Zero fall silent, the observer opened the communication: "Is the idiot there? Come over here and help me."

A cute and lively voice responded from the other side: "No! Purifier is not here! And he won't come over!"

"Really? It's rare that the 'singularity' where we had the most fun is right here."

"Wait, the Purifier will be here soon."

Then he decisively hung up the call. Feeling Zero's gaze, the observer explained, "You don't think I can stop those crazy embers by myself, do you? At least I have to get some combat power over. I believe it will become more interesting next time."

"It's up to you, but you are not allowed to harm the Singularity."

Then Zero disappears, and things get even more turbulent.

Chapter 288 The restless ship girls (please order the whole thing!)

Chapter 288 The restless ship girls

Apart from these Siren forces operating in private, no one knows that this world line has begun to become turbulent. This world line was originally just an ordinary experimental world line, but with the intervention of high-level Sirens, everything seems to be starting to become troublesome.

Not only are the number of strange Sirens gradually increasing, but it seems that some strange forces will also join in.

It is obviously just an ordinary world line. According to the original plan of the Siren, this world line would just be a conventional struggle with the Siren chess piece fleet.

Although no one knows why the Sirens called Wang Lele "Singularity", his existence is indeed worthy of the name "Singularity". To use the terminology of the game, the difficulty of this world is increasing.

This is based on the premise that the experimental agency is concealing something. If even the arbitration agency gets involved, it will become even more complicated.

And now, everyone who is unaware of all this is living a peaceful and normal life.

The Alaska port area is very lively every day, and you can see various famous "crazy" scenes of ship girls. But there is nothing you can do, because there is only one Xiao Lele, but there are so many ship girls in the port area, not to mention that two new camps have been added now, and they are a group of crazy religious ship girls.

"Honey, where are you? My honey, I miss you so much!"

"Dear, the Cheshire cats are here. We are all cats. Let's post together."

"Xiao Lele, when we were little, we agreed to date under the sacred cherry tree!"

"Commander, Taiho missed you so much!"

"Hello, are you interested in learning about the greatness of the Holy Son?"

"You bunch of ship ladies, stop harassing my children all day long!"

………………

The number of ship girls who are sick is increasing in a straight line, and the frequency of the illness is also increasing in a straight line. Unfortunately, there is only one Xiao Lele, and she is out running errands most of the time, which means that there are not many opportunities to spend time with them and relieve stress.

This situation gave rise to the birth of the "Xiao Lele Tracking Club". Yes, this very capable organization is just for finding Xiao Lele's whereabouts when he is away at work, and then uploading them to the Hong Kong District News.

At the beginning, this suspicious club was not actually suspicious, because it was composed of only a group of idle expellees and submarines, similar to those who wanted to play hide-and-seek with Xiao Lele.

But with the joining of an older sister with evil intentions, this club becomes more and more suspicious.

It's just that they seem to have overestimated their luck or their enemy-detecting radar. Except for the one time when Ron caught it by chance, no other ship girl has caught it again so far, not even Yukikaze is an exception. As for Ron, he may have used up all his luck last time, anyway, he has not been able to find it now.

This leads to a problem: if they cannot get timely relief, they will only become more and more dissatisfied.

As the saying goes, "It's better to seek a boat than to find one yourself", we can't always rely on this club, so these older sisters can only use their own methods to attract Xiao Lele, or... to trap Xiao Lele. In short, their methods are not very decent, and it can even be said to be despicable.

"Commander, this is all for you, please don't blame Akagi!"

Inside the First Air Force dormitory in Sakura Empire, Akagi had some kind of confidence that made him say something as if he was sure of winning.

Her confidence naturally came from the box of express goods in front of her. It seemed that it was the goods packed inside that gave her such great confidence.

Only Kaga responded with a face full of doubt: "Onee-sama, this method... can it really work? It feels very unreliable."

"No matter if it works or not, I have to try it. If it works, maybe the commander will lie on me with an intoxicated look on his face!"

As if he had already imagined the scene at that time, Akagi had a silly smile on his face, the kind of suspicious smile that could have led to him being dragged away and locked up with the Royal Ark.

Seeing her unable to come back to her senses, Kaga couldn't help but sigh, because she knew very well that Akagi in this state could not be woken up in a short time.

Seeing that the other party was treating the express box very preciously, and was even touching the box while making a silly laugh that even she couldn't stand.

To be honest, she really has to question the method that Akagi came up with. It’s not that she has no confidence in Akagi, but Xiao Lele is too special. Can he really be treated with such a general method?

There is no need to continue playing guessing games at this point. The courier box contains Polygonum multiflorum and many bottles of Polygonum multiflorum perfume. The main purpose of the perfume is to attract cats and make them hang on it.

Why is she so confident?

Maybe it's because these Kitamurai perfumes are produced by Akashi, and they can have a good effect even against the cat-type ship girls of the Sakura Empire. In this case, if all these perfumes are used, will the effect be doubled?

This is a special perfume that works even on the cat-type ship girls of the Sakura Empire, and she is convinced that it will work on Xiao Lele as well.

When she thought of the scene where the child would get drunk and fall down like an ordinary cat and let herself "play with" him, she couldn't help but start breathing heavily. Yes, the same type as the Royal Ark.

And what a coincidence was that it wasn't just Akagi who was having problems. At the same time, a hilarious farce was also taking place in the dormitory area of ​​White Eagle's battleship.

"So... New Jersey, what's wrong with you?"

Looking at New Jersey in front of him, North Carolina said that he really couldn't say anything else except this sentence. After all, the scene at this moment was too ridiculous.

"Hehehe, you are stupid, right? Didn't you expect that with this most powerful "equipment", as long as Honey shows up, she will definitely pounce on me."

How to put it, New Jersey is not wearing the usual high-tech leather jacket, but a kind of clothing woven entirely from dogtail grass. You can even see some dogtail grass swaying outside, as if luring the cat over.

I really don't know how to comment on it. To say it's fashion is simply an insult to fashion. But maybe it's because New Jersey's figure is really good, it actually looks a little tight on her.

At this moment, she was very proud and was showing off to her colleagues in the same camp: "It's perfect. Now Honey's attention will all be on me!"

In a way, what she said was indeed correct. After all, just standing here in the battleship dormitory had already attracted their attention. However, this kind of attention, in a way, was definitely not the kind of attention that the other party had in mind.

Chapter 289: The Shipwomen Are Planning Something (Please Order the Whole Book!)

Chapter 289: What are the women of the fleet planning?

New Jersey usually gives people a silly image. Now after putting on this dog-tail "fashion" that occasionally reveals his private parts when he moves too much, his silly temperament is directly sublimated into a silly sculpture.

Georgia was stunned and couldn't help but complain: "New Jersey, you didn't pick all the foxtail grass from Sakura?"

You know, this kind of plant, which is afraid of attracting cats, has always been a specialty of Sakura Empire. Now seeing the exaggerated amount of it on the other party, her complaint is not without reason.

New Jersey waved his hand and replied, "It's not as exaggerated as taking them all back. I still left a little bit, and this killer costume is a little itchy to wear, but for Honey, it's not a problem at all."

My goodness, let’s not talk about how much the “little” she mentioned is, I’m afraid with her personality, she will definitely not let anything grow.

They didn't know if the Sakura Empire's shipgirls would come to protest, but Pennsylvania couldn't help but complain as well: "So... is there such a big guarantee that it will definitely work for the commander?"

As this almost fatal complaint was uttered, New Jersey's movements became visibly stiff.

After a while, he said, "It definitely works! Honey is such a cute kitten, how could it not work?"

Everyone could hear that this sentence was more like self-suggestion than self-consolation. This idiot definitely did not consider the possibility of this aspect before taking action directly. However, this is the silly New Jersey they know.

Washington couldn't help but cover his face and shook his head: "You idiot, don't you consider the consequences of failure before doing anything?"

However, New Jersey refuted confidently: "Since we are going to do it, we should naturally complete it with the mentality of winning. It is not a good idea to prepare for failure before the battle. Failure absolutely does not exist in the battlefield of love!"

Obviously, she was talking nonsense, but why did it seem to make sense when she said it in such a grand tone? It was really weird.

Seeing the cheerful Silly Rabbit even planning to wear it out, Arizona couldn't help but ask, "Um... is it really okay to show off the shortcomings?"

After all, if you wear this thing outside, it’s hard to say whether you will embarrass yourself or not, but it will definitely embarrass your camp.

North Carolina, who was already having a headache, said that he didn't want to care at all: "Forget it, let's leave it to the enterprise. If our flagship has no objection, we won't worry about it."

I'm sure Qieji will be in a lot of trouble. After all, it's hard for her to get along with this straightforward and idiotic guy. It looks like this will definitely annoy her.

Everyone seemed to have agreed that such a ridiculous scene would definitely not only happen to the Sakura Empire and the White Eagles, but also to the royal ship in the Sakura Empire camp.

“Why the ahhhhhh?”

A scream was heard, but the funny thing was that the scream came from the royal ship, and this was the territory of the Sakura Empire.

The object of the scream is a ship that everyone is familiar with. Yes, it is Cheshire, the stupid cat who always says "I love you so much".

At this moment, she was lying on a flat patch of mowed grass, crying and complaining loudly: "Cheshire, I clearly remember that this was a large patch of dogtail grass, why is it all flattened now?!"

That’s right, this is the foxtail grass that was previously harvested by New Jersey. Only a few foxtail grasses were left on the ground that had fallen or had luckily escaped the harvester. Unfortunately, it did not meet the required quantity at all.

In fact, she was not the only one at the scene. Sheffield was also standing aside and watching coldly. If she was not worried that this stupid cat would embarrass the royal family, she would not have been ordered by Belfast to keep an eye on everyone except her own camp.

Seeing her screams, Sheffield said calmly, "You may have got the wrong place, right? Or is this a place you imagined?"

It can be heard that this sharp-tongued and cold-faced maid is definitely mocking the cat.

But Cheshire didn't hear the other party's sarcasm at all, and instead retorted loudly and seriously, "I'm not mistaken, and it's not a fantasy. The dogtail grass here is one of the famous scenic spots in Sakura Empire. I spent a lot of effort to find out from the cat ship girl in Sakura Empire. Why was it cleared? Why is everything going wrong today? I wanted to buy perfume online but was told that the goods were sold out. Why is this happening?!"

It's a pity that Sheffield didn't know the situation in other camps. If he knew, he would definitely not know where to start complaining.

All I can say is that fools definitely flock together. This group of female ship members who had ill intentions towards Xiao Lele even thought of the same means to do something bad. It was a pity that she was a step slow in the end, and all she could think of was preempted by Akagi and New Jersey.

Looking at the stupid cat maid bending forward in frustration, Sheffield felt a rare good mood: "Are you done yelling? If you are, come back with me. There is still a lot of work waiting for me to do at the Royal Family."

"I don't want to go back!"

Unexpectedly, this stupid cat maid started to act unhappy: "I haven't found a way to capture my dear yet, so I won't go back!"

Suddenly, Sheffield's already cold face turned dark. If her own qualities did not allow it, she would have taken out her ship-mounted pistol and fired at the other person's face, and then dragged this dead cat back.

"Sheffield-senpai, can you please teach me how to seduce the commander?"

This stupid cat maid must be dead, otherwise why would she ask such a question to the cold-faced maid? If she asks Belfast or Newcastle, they will give a reliable answer.

"You... did this on purpose?"

Although she still had that familiar cold face, a vein was already bulging on Sheffield's forehead. Was he asking this question to mock her for not knowing how to seduce men? Who was he looking down on?

Unfortunately, Cheshire didn't have such complicated thoughts. She really couldn't think of any other way, so she asked for help from her usually very "reliable" senior. After all, the senior was so skilled in the maid business, so his skills in hooking men must be good too.

Although they are the Royal Maid Team, I always feel that this stupid cat maid seems to have some misunderstanding about the maid team she belongs to.

She asked him very "sincerely": "I really don't know what to do, so I seriously ask for help from Mr. Sheffield. How can I attract the attention of my dear?"

The attitude may sound sincere, but unfortunately the question was asked to the wrong ship.

Chapter 290 Sheffield wants to attack the ship (please order the whole thing!)

Chapter 290 Sheffield wants to attack the ship

As we all know, the impression given by the Royal Maid Team to the outside world is that they are omnipotent, but it is ultimately just an impression given to the outside world. Now that Cheshire has started her own ship, it should be very clear how powerful the Royal Maid Team is. If you ask Sheffield about housework or fighting, or even the worst funny entertainment gossip, she can always answer. But asking Sheffield, the cold-faced maid who fishes for men and often calls humans bugs, is simply a direct provocation.

"You stupid cat maid...are you really trying to provoke me?"

Sheffield's face had no expression to begin with, but now, because of the other party's question, that face finally revealed a look of looking at a bug as if it were a person.

However, Cheshire, who was too innocent, didn't seem to notice the anger that was accumulating on the other side. "No, no, Sheffield is now in charge of teaching my senior. Since he is a senior, he must have much more experience as a ship student than me. If I have any questions, I will naturally come to ask him for advice."

Tianran Dai showed us how to say very suicidal words with the most innocent remarks. There is actually nothing wrong with the point of view in this sentence. The real problem is the question that the other party wants to ask.

Sheffield really wanted to pull out his ship-mounted pistol and point it at the other person's head and ask, what kind of eyes does it take to show that you are good at hooking men?

But her good maid manners still made her suppress the urge to pull out her gun, and she continued to be patient and replied without getting angry: "I don't know about this kind of thing, anyway, don't ask me, figure it out yourself."