I am always pushed back

Gaga frowned his small eyebrows, and walked around Lexington and Wang Chuan, whose faces suddenly blushed, with a suspicious look on his face. During the walk, he kept looking at them with admiring eyes, and then revealed an intriguing smile.

"Sister, congratulations! I'll be there soon!"

The girl Gaga immediately ran downstairs excitedly, leaving Wang Chuan and Lexington looking at each other in bewilderment.

"Admiral, I."

Just when Lexington was about to ask Wang Chuan what he wanted to say, everything changed.

Lexington, who was originally smiling, suddenly had her signature deep sea evil smile on her lips. Her eyes turned blood red, deep and violent, and the white navy uniform on Lexington's body was slowly swallowed by a layer of darkness; the walls became old as before, and the yellowed wallpaper fell off sparsely: and the sunset outside the window was also stained with a touch of blood.

"Oh, Admiral, I didn't expect that we meet again. Is this God's will~" The deep-sea Lexington stared at Wang Chuan with a smile, and the look in his eyes was as if he was looking at his most greedy prey.

Worse!

When Wang Chuan saw Deep Sea Lexington, he took a step back without saying a word and slammed the door.

Sure enough, my guess might be right! !

Lexington outside the door was banging on the bedroom door with a laugh, but Deep Sea Lexington seemed to just want to tease his admiral first, hoping to see his panicked look to give himself more pleasure.

If that's the case, just hold on for these thirty seconds!

Wang Chuan gritted his teeth and mobilized his remaining strength to block the door with everything he could. Sofas, bed frames, desks... many objects were piled together, forming a straight line between the door and the wall on the other side. In this way, if Lexington opened the door, he could only violently kick the door or use enough force to squeeze the obstruction brought by Wang Chuan until it was deformed.

"Admiral!! Admiral!!! Come out quickly!!!!"

Deep Sea Lexington seemed to have become very impatient, but Wang Chuan was secretly counting in his heart.

It’s almost there, it’s almost there!! More than 20 seconds have passed!!

To be honest, Wang Chuan was still a little scared. What if his guess was wrong? However, Wang Chuan was impulsive and decided to test it directly to prove his guess. Although he was afraid of the consequences of a failed guess, Wang Chuan did not regret it. Since he had done it, he would stick to it. (A certain whimpering seal lady: Humph, at worst, you can just lie down. God knows how many men envy you for this bad result.)

The dramatic moment had arrived, and thirty seconds had passed, but nothing had changed. Instead, Deep Sea Lexington had become impatient and was attacking the bedroom door even harder.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

The sound of hitting became louder and louder, and the door made a fragile scream. This makeshift line of defense was about to be broken!

However, just as Deep Sea Lexington tore the door apart with her hands and stared at Wang Chuan with her scarlet pupils, everything changed back to the way it was.

"Hey sister and brother-in-law, what are you doing? It's been more than forty seconds and there's still no movement inside!!"

Saratoga pushed open the bedroom door rashly, but what faced Gaga was Mrs. Lexington's unusually kind smile.

"Jia Jia, what nonsense are you talking about? The admiral and I just walked in."

"But I..."

"Admiral, I'm so sorry, but Gaga may need me to go talk with her."

Knowing that his good thing was ruined, Lexington first apologized to Wang Chuan and said that he was leaving first. Then, Lexington turned around and his face turned dark when facing Saratoga.

"Jia Jia, let's go."

The lady's voice was still as pleasant as ever, but only Saratoga, whose hand was held by Lexington, knew how much strength Lexington's hand, with veins bulging out, was exerting.

"Sister. Sister. I can walk by myself. Let Gaga go." Saratoga uttered the words tremblingly, but Lexington said nothing. He still smiled kindly and pulled away the trembling Saratoga with a purple face.

Gaga in heaven, may you rest in peace.

Wang Chuan, who was in a heartless state, prayed for Saratoga in his heart, and then fell into a brainstorming session.

Therefore, whenever I am alone with a ship girl with a strange soul position, I will be dragged into a small, independent, corrupted world. Only when another ship girl with the same position appears and the two positions conflict, will I be freed and return to the current world. This should be roughly the case. How to explain the suspected memory loss before? My memory is that I was standing at the door with Lexington, but when I came back from the corrupted world, Lexington and I were in my bedroom with the door closed. Could it be that the law of time causality automatically repaired this period of vacant time to prevent the collapse of the logical world?

As for Wang Chuan who was struggling to move forward and verify in the brainstorming, Miss Yingyingying could not help but say: "Why think so much, find that special (KanColle) point and solve (fuck) her!"

Suddenly, Wang Chuan felt very tired and didn't want to talk.

Why is this world always thinking about fucking her? It's so impure!

I, Wang Chuan, the last emperor of conscience in the universe, will never bow to the evil forces of sin! !

53. Big news, big news, another story

As the sun sets, people with kidney deficiency are at the peak of bliss, enjoying the extreme of pleasure and pain. Of course, Wang Chuan is now just lying quietly on the comfortable and soft big bed, rolling around, slacking off, and playing games.

Of course, just now, Wang Chuan was still in the torment of brainstorming, and his brain was almost bursting with all kinds of speculations and worries. However, the whimpering Miss Sealed provoked the extremely irritated Mr. Wang at this critical moment. Then, after Mr. Wang, who did not want to reveal his name, taught Miss Sealed the whimpering Miss a lesson, the two sides reconciled, and Wang Chuan looked refreshed, as if he had temporarily forgotten his previous troubles.

"Boohoo, I can't get married!!" A certain shameful frustration sealed in Wang Chuan's body cried out, and then when she saw the various tickling tools that Wang Chuan condensed again, she shamefully became cowardly.

"Ohhhhhhhhh..." She only dared to whimper softly. But even so, Wang Chuan still had an inexplicable desire to slap Miss Yingyingying Sealed.

Have I developed some weird habit? Never mind. I'll finish eating the food Lexington sent me, play some games, and then go to bed. I've had so many troubles today.

So, Wang Chuan picked up the American dinner that was placed steadily on the floor outside the bedroom, closed the door with his foot, and began to enjoy a pleasant time while eating and surfing the Internet on the Cross-World Network.

Huh? What!!! The Celestial Empire didn’t simply announce that there is only one Celestial Empire in the universe, but actually started a war?!?!

The first piece of news about the other world that caught Wang Chuan's eye almost made him pop his eyes out. The specific content of the news was as follows:

The Tianchao National Defense Security and Planet Management Department announced that in view of the provocative behavior of the Bald Eagle Alliance and the Shajiji Empire on the Longmengou Planet, the relevant departments of the Tianchao decided to take it seriously. The Bald Eagle Alliance and the Shajiji Empire sent a seven-leaf-class alert warship to the Longmengou Planet. Although according to the security treaty, this behavior is not considered a military conflict, the implication is already very obvious.

The Celestial Empire is a peace-loving and friendly country, but it will never be soft-hearted when faced with the violation of sovereignty. Therefore, in order to expel the Bald Eagle Alliance and the Shajiji Empire, the Celestial Empire's National Security and Planetary Management Department made the following decisions: First, the Celestial Empire will send a team of urban management and figurative masters to the conflict area for coordination. Second, if the Bald Eagle Alliance and the Shajiji Empire do not cooperate, our dynasty has the right to use certain means of force to forcefully expel them. Third, our dynasty will issue a voting resolution to all the people's soldiers in the army and the general public, in which the voting rights of the people's soldiers are equivalent to the number of votes of 100 citizens...

Our special correspondent Mitchell Strickland asked Comrade Zhang Zhaohu, former director of the Chinese Strategic Bureau, about his views on this matter. Comrade Zhang Zhaohu said: "Seeing that our country is so rogue, I feel relieved."

After reading this news, Wang Chuan was very shocked. After all, the last time the White Elephant Asan drove a fleet full of explosions to invade the territory of China, the relevant Chinese authorities were not so tough (the excrement treatment system of the White Elephant Asan fleet went wrong halfway through, the septic tank exploded, and they ran back in disgrace). However, this time the attitude of China is so firm! !

You know, the people sent by the Celestial Empire look very simple. One is an urban management officer, and the other is called a figurative master.

However, do you know what the urban management of the Celestial Empire is made of? ! With the advent of the interstellar age, unstable black hole vortexes or alien invasions will occur near the planet. At this time, in order to protect the planet where the people of the Celestial Empire live, the urban management, which has been given a great mission, will take action. Every urban management is the combat elite and combat master of the Celestial Empire, and has rich experience in handling crisis events. It can be said that every urban management of the Celestial Empire has been selected through untold hardships, and is a great existence with great strength and great mission to sit on a planet and protect the safety of the people. However, what is the urban management in the eyes of foreign forces? Beat up small vendors, punch nail households, and kick small hooligans.

Regarding foreign forces’ understanding of China’s urban management, China’s Strategic Deception Bureau said: “Yes, that’s right, our urban management is used in this way. They are all relatives and friends who come here to make a living. You don’t need to worry about them. (From Google Translate)”

Then, the figurative master is even more of a bullshit existence. The figurative master has a nickname, called the keyboard warrior. Because the figurative master always appears with an auxiliary device similar to a keyboard, but the figurative master is not an auxiliary unit. The ability of the figurative master is to visualize, conditional and limited visualization. However, the figurative master sent by the Celestial Empire is definitely a ruthless person. Once he gets angry, he will start to clatter on his keyboard, and then the enemy will find that they are surrounded. At some point, a group of Golden Eagle-class strategic bombers, also known as self-destruct ships, appeared in the air. According to the information provided by the official, Wang Chuan judged that this pair of figurative masters are probably the kind of people who can work 24 hours a day without rest, and visualize an unmanned self-destruct bombing fleet as if they were injected with chicken blood.

In response, the Strategic Deception Bureau said: "Ah? What is a figurative artist? Oh, it's just those keyboard warriors who slash at every little thing on the Internet all day long."

In short, Wang Chuan felt that the Bald Eagle Alliance and the Shajiji Empire were going to be in trouble.

bang bang bang~

"Admiral, Commander, tell us a story~"

Suddenly, the voices of a group of little girls were heard outside the door. Wang Chuan put down his dinner, walked over and opened the door.

When I pushed open the door, what caught my eye was a bunch of little lolita of ship girls and tactical dolls. They were all wearing cute pajamas and came over with pillows, looking like they were planning to sleep here directly.

"Admiral, Admiral~~Hug~~~"

"Good evening, Commander."

"I need the Admiral to forgive me for not looking for me for so long, ╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph." This is a tsundere little loli.

"Huh~ I'm going to sleep~" said a dormouse and jumped onto Wang Chuan.

Catching the body of the little dormouse, Wang Chuan smiled and said to the lolis, "Come in, I'll tell you a story today." So the lolis cheered and jumped onto Wang Chuan's huge bed, looking at Wang Chuan with their big eyes eagerly.

Well, with so many ship girls and tactical figures here today, there shouldn't be any problems. Even if there are ship girls who want to launch a night attack, we don't have to worry.

Wang Chuan made up his mind, then cleared his throat and said: "A long time ago, there was a..."

"Admiral, Admiral!" The little angel Camiciea Nella raised her hand to interrupt Wang Chuan.

"Ok?"

"Stop telling the same old stories. We want to hear new ones!"

"Hmm? A new story? What's it going to be like?"

Camichia suddenly laughed strangely, and suddenly pushed out her sister, the little devil Aviel, and said righteously: "For example, Aviel X humiliation~"

"Woo~~Sister~~~" The little devil Aviel looked like he was about to cry.

“............” Wang Chuan said that society is incomparable.

Miss Fengyin suddenly spoke inside Wang Chuan: "With Peppa Pig tattooed on my body, I will be a Shehui person from now on~"

54. When I am the only male left in the world (I)

After telling stories to the loli forces from the ship girls and tactical dolls all night, Wang Chuan finally welcomed the new day peacefully.

The sky is still as blue, the water is still as deep, the cooing pigeons still look as eager to fish, and everything seems to be peaceful.

After finishing breakfast, Wang Chuan came to the coast alone with his exquisite movement skills to avoid any possibility of being alone with the ship girls or tactical dolls. It is worth mentioning that there is a green grove next to the coast, exuding the breath of life. To be honest, Wang Chuan refused when he saw the grove for the first time. Who knows if a few ship girls or tactical dolls will suddenly jump out from it?

Although he had some concerns about the grove, Wang Chuan's sixth sense led him here, as if something was going to happen. However, after waiting for a long time, nothing happened. If there was any change, it was nothing more than the pigeon on the branch in the grove calling more happily.

“Gugugugu~Gugugugu~~”

The strange thing was that amid the cooing of the pigeons, Wang Chuan felt that his eyelids were increasingly wanting to close, and he felt a little drowsy.

Well, maybe I told the story for too long yesterday. Today's destroyer elementary school tactical dolls are really hard to satisfy... Bai Xue princess fairy tales don't listen, Dragon Quest adventure stories don't listen, and even Peppa Pig doesn't work! ! Then, the domineering admiral fell in love with me and said it was too cliché, and the governor's personal secretary ship complained too much. In the end, they all wanted to listen to Bai Xue's story... Why are the little lolita now so skilled? ! Why do they all say that they want to kill a crying monster with one punch, and a monster with one knife, and in the end it became a chain? ?

Wang Chuan felt that he could no longer keep up with the little loli's thoughts. He just felt so tired. Not only was he tired, but he was also worried about the chance of being caught alone.

Complaining and sighing, Wang Chuan gradually lay down on the beach by the coast and fell asleep.

Huh?! That's not right! ! According to my physical condition, it's impossible for me to sleep now because of fatigue?

This was Wang Chuan’s last thought before he fell asleep.

Wang Chuan had a nightmare. He returned to his childhood, a different childhood. Everything in the world was running in an orderly manner. If he had to say something, it was that Wang Chuan wondered why all his friends were girls.

However, everything changed. It was a sudden, global epidemic. The infected women became very strange, some became crazy, and some, if they successfully resisted the virus, would maintain normal consciousness. However, the same thing was that the women infected with the virus, whether they were strong or not, they all had great power. Soon, all humans were infected with the virus. Women became extremely strong, while men were almost extinct under the attack of the virus. Yes, almost extinct.

Almost, not all, because at that time, the little boy Wang Chuan was still alive and well, having survived the attack of the virus.

In addition, many women in this world have become extremely eager for the opposite sex. According to the analysis of some female scientists who still maintain their rationality, the virus strengthens the pursuit of opposite sex hormones in women's bodies and affects a person's behavior from a spiritual perspective. However, there are no men in this world. Therefore, women are crazy. Without the opposite sex to satisfy themselves, they can only start wars to let crazy blood satisfy their inner needs and fill their inner emptiness. Lily? Sorry, it doesn't exist. Due to the explosive secretion of the demand for opposite sex hormones, women all over the world can't have any feelings of love for the same sex.

The war lasted for several months. It was not fierce, because under the interference of the virus, a group of extremely powerful individual combat forces emerged in the world. Where there is a decisive and powerful force, there will be victory. Where are the nuclear bombs, armored forces, and war machines? Excuse me, do you know a sword technique that falls from the sky? In the Battle of Curvano, the sword demon Mei sealed the devil with one sword, and the style of that sword took away tens of thousands of souls. In other famous battles, the master of gun fighting, Kiana, set a record of killing 10,000 people with two pistols, and Sister Theresa used a cross to spread the name of "the cutest in the world" everywhere... In short, this is an era of outstanding talents.

The war ended within a few months, not only because of the emergence of a decisive force, but also because of the contribution of scientists. At the end of the war, Miss Einstein, who claimed to be from the Destiny Organization, developed a drug that inhibited hormonal impulses and announced the formula to the world. After the war, there was another thriving scene. In addition, there was suddenly a force called Destiny in the world. Destiny had only one battleship, an unprecedented high-tech battleship, a sci-fi battleship called Hyperion. They seemed to appear out of thin air, and no previous records of Destiny could be found. According to rumors, Hyperion also had a male captain, but he disappeared. This has attracted close attention from all parties.

"Chuanchuan~ I can't take it anymore!! Sister is going to die!!!!" Somewhere in the world, a HENTAI sister with a nympho look and a flushed face couldn't help but pounce on her cute brother with red eyes.

"gunna!! It's time for you to take your medicine!!!" The little boy Wang Chuan was obviously very dissatisfied with his sister who did not take her medicine.

By the way, how did Xiao Wangchuan survive in a world of war and crazy men? Well, you know that little boys are actually very cute when they are young, and they can even look real when they are dressed as women? Anyway, Xiao Wangchuan refuses to wear women's clothes - "Humph! I can't wear women's clothes, I can't wear women's clothes in this life!" As he said that, Xiao Wangchuan secretly drove away the motorcycle that someone parked outside in the game.

Little Wang Chuan was surrounded by his childhood sweethearts. At first, they were all crazy and wanted to bully the trembling little Wang Chuan. Then, due to unfair distribution, they started to fight. Yes, they fought. Some of Wang Chuan’s childhood sweethearts can summon things like armored cannons on battleships, which can be hung on themselves for use; some can summon firearms and use them with unscientifically great power; and some little loli claim to be some famous historical figures and have many special abilities. Of course, Wang Chuan didn’t believe it at first. Are you King Arthur? ? King Arthur is a man, right? Your history was taught by your physical education teacher, right? ! You said you are Joan of Arc, are you also Joan of Arc? Emmmm, you are two sisters, not the same person, don’t wear one black and one white clothes...

In short, with the childhood sweethearts and family forces around him, Xiao Wangchuan barely managed to keep his chastity. However, Xiao Wangchuan was in disguise restricted to the scope of his own community.

"Chuanchuan, if you go out, how can you guarantee the safety of your chastity? Now that you have been discovered, I am afraid that all the women in the world will come to kill you. Although we are confident in our own strength, what if some rapist sneaks in?!"

This was the reply given to Xiao Wangchuan after his protest and his childhood friends discussed it.

55. Bai Zhen's Original Wish (II)

The sun is shining in the sky and the pigeons are cooing.

As a symbol of peace, the dove received very different treatment after the war.

Some people hope for peace and place their hopes on the snow-white doves that symbolize peace, while another group of dirty women are always thinking about how to stew pigeon soup and studying eight hundred ways of cooking pigeons.

"Gugugugugugugu~"

“Itchy…”

Xiao Wangchuan was feeding a fat pigeon in his own yard. The pigeon had become particularly close to him without him knowing when. The pigeon cooed and acted very close to Xiao Wangchuan.

"Woo!!!"

The elder sister secretly hid in the house, pulling the iron ingot in her hand, and looked jealously at the fat pigeon that was perched on little Wangchuan's palm and cooing.

"Damn it! Why, why can that pigeon be so close to my brother Sang, why can it enjoy my brother Sang's feeding PLAY, why... maybe, this pigeon can be used to make soup!" Black gas emerged from behind the elder sister, and a ferocious ghost condensed in the black gas.

The fat pigeon felt the deep malice from the elder sister. Liu Ying didn't know if it was an illusion, but she felt that the pigeon actually looked back at her with contempt and flew away with disdain.

"Gugugugugugugu~"

"Damn it! If you have the guts, don't run! Ahhh!" Liu Ying suddenly felt angry and rushed out of the house to the yard like a madman, shouting loudly at the pigeon circling in the air.

"Sister?" Little Wang Chuan looked at his elder sister in shock for doing such a shocking thing.

My sister, has her brain burned out again?

Then, little Wang Chuan looked at his sister with caring eyes, walked to her side, patted her on the back with his little hand, and said deeply: "Sister, even if you become like this, I will not give up on you."

After hearing this, Liu Ying’s anger towards the pigeon disappeared immediately.

My brother cares about me so much. This is really great! Woohoo~ Hmm? Is there something wrong?

“Gugugugu~Gugugugu~”

"Nonsense! That's not the look of caring for a silly roe deer!" Liu Ying heard the fat pigeon's teasing call, and immediately yelled in anger.