The Devil Inside
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"..."
Are you crazy?
Why does the answer to this question affect the evaluation?
Come, here is a plump breast and a round buttocks. Tell me, which one is noble and which one is dirty?
There is no difference at all!
Chapter 6 #006 Ass Study
A fatal choice!
Which do you prefer, breasts or buttocks?
Leila's face turned dark and she looked at Han Solo solemnly.
"Breasts and buttocks... Honestly, I like buttocks."
Han Solo said as he observed.
If Leila showed any disdain, he would immediately change his tone.
"Oh?"
Leila's expression lightened up a little, and a smile appeared on her lips: "Why?"
Han Solo smiled mysteriously: "Because the best is the buttocks."
The highest good is the buttocks?!
Leila savored these words, puzzled: "What does it mean that the highest virtue is like the buttocks?"
"Miss Leila, the butt is the most sacred thing in the world. I believe it represents the virtues of humility, equality and devotion."
Leila blinked frantically, feeling only the weirdness.
Han Solo added: "Breasts and buttocks are both beautiful things. Many people show off their breasts to show off their charm. Have you ever seen people showing off their buttocks in public? They are both beautiful and round. Why is there such a difference?"
"It's a kind of humility, no doubt. I like butts because they have value but don't actively advertise their value."
"What about equality?" Leila asked.
"Breasts are cruel. Big is big, small is small, and it's clear at a glance. Those who are born with deficiencies will find it futile no matter how hard they work; those who are born great will enjoy luxury even if they do nothing! This is naked injustice, like class differences, and it is systematic oppression."
Han Solo sighed.
"Breasts are beautiful and fascinating. But in my opinion, they exude a rotten smell and flash a bloody murderous light. But the butt is fair, no one will worry about it. Even if it is born with deficiencies, it can be shaped and perfect through exercise. This is good and beautiful, because it treats everyone equally!"
Leila was in awe!
She is a brave one.
The Zelmon continent does not go against the norm. If you want to be a hero, you must be compassionate and have justice in your heart.
If a hero goes astray, he will lose his status as a "hero" in an instant.
This is the "root authority" of the Zelmon continent, above all else.
Leila had thought about the relationship between nobles, civilians and slaves, and the nature of the system. Han Solo's words were exactly what she wanted.
She nodded and said, "Butts are equal, long live butts."
Han Solo felt the atmosphere eased a bit, and asked, "Do you still want to hear the final 'dedication'?"
"Mr. Han, you have such insights, which proves that you are not a despicable person. I believe you were thinking about something just now." Leila smiled, "But I still want to hear your opinion. What is the meaning of butt dedication?"
Han Solo said: "In daily life, breasts are just meaningless fat; but the buttocks silently support the entire weight of our body when we sit down. When we accidentally fall, it is also the first to land. If the buttocks are injured, we will not be able to sit still."
Isn't this right?
Leila was about to speak when Han Solo interrupted her.
"—Do you mean, when you were pregnant?"
Leila nodded. "Yes, breasts may not be useful in daily life. But they are indispensable in the process of childbirth, right?"
"Haha, I admit that sweet milk is the source of life. But Miss Leila, what suffers the most during childbirth?"
butt.
Han Solo continued, "The answer is the butt. People only praise breasts, thinking that they symbolize fertility and sacred reproduction, but what is the price? The loose sphincter, the torn pelvic floor muscles, and in the end, the butt silently admits everything, and that is an irreparable scar! The butt bears everything, the butt is ignored, and the butt never complains."
"This is the dedication of the butt!"
Really...
Listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books.
"Clap! Clap! Clap!"
Leila was convinced and applauded repeatedly.
She looked at Han Solo and said seriously, "Teacher Monica once told me that knowledge is everywhere. Today, seeing you, I finally understand that this is true. The humility of the buttocks, the equality of the buttocks, the dedication of the buttocks... it's very well said! Mr. Han, you are a thoughtful person. I would like to call you... the master of buttocks studies."
"No, I'm just imagining things."
"No, you really have depth. You are considerate and have a strong sense of justice. I like butts, too, but my thoughts are not as profound as yours. I just... simply like them, haha."
Leila felt a little embarrassed and used laughter to ease the embarrassment.
Han Solo looked at her, "Really? There are no bad people who like butts."
"That's right! There are no bad people who like butts, because 'the highest virtue is the butt'!"
Leila's cheerful voice caught Rachel's attention.
She turned around and saw Leila smiling sweetly and happily communicating with Han Solo.
"What are they talking about? Leila is smiling so happily..."
Inexplicably, Rachel felt a surge of emotion in her heart and an uncomfortable feeling in her throat.
She looked away and back at the road.
[You used sweet words to win the favor and trust of the brave Leila. I have to say, you did a great job.]
[You left a good impression on Leila, and she remembered you.]
[The plunder was successfully launched, and you gained 5 free points (5 points provided by Leila's favor). ]
[Rachel Darkwood's jealousy still has a lot of residual value, please continue to explore. ]
"Love" is limited.
It could be more, it could be less, the total amount of admiration, dependence and care a person has is limited.
At the same time, what I give to him, I cannot give to you.
Those who can care for everyone actually don't have the ability to love. They love no one, so they can love everyone.
The so-called yellow-haired people are those who take advantage of the situation, burn, kill and loot, constantly erode the limited love, and eventually occupy the magpie's nest and take over the throne.
Han Solo looked at Rachel who was walking in the front and thought to himself: "In my game process, Rachel disappeared after the first round. Now it seems that she has great potential. She seems to be a treasure trove of attribute points..."
It is hard to imagine that this well-educated and heroic woman would be abandoned by her family after "forty or fifty rounds" and end up wandering.
The Darkwood family is the only "Marquis" in the Principality of Zethlia, second only to the emperor and above everyone else. Owning a mine is not enough to describe their wealth. It is as if they have a money printing machine and nuclear power at home.
Keeping a free person is not a problem at all.
It is likely that after being forced to leave Leila, Rachel suffered a great blow and became devastated. She did something rebellious and disappointed everyone, and was therefore abandoned by the family.
“This is a conspiracy.”
"No, this is an open conspiracy, and it is extremely difficult to crack. 'Adrian', the second-generation who makes even dogs shake their heads, has carefully planned to destroy Rachel in this dead zone. Her fate is almost certain."
"I'm too weak now. Even if I knew the script, it would be hard to change it at all!"
Han Solo sighed softly and looked away.
A stronghold appeared ahead.
A man dressed in full black armor and armed to the teeth stood at the entrance of the stronghold with his trusted aides.
He saw someone coming from a distance, trotted forward, waved his hands vigorously, and shouted loudly: "Lady Leila! Lady Leila!"
"Wow……"
When Leila saw this person, her face looked like she had eaten a lemon: "It's Adrian, why is he here?"
Rachel frowned, and after a moment she said, "Mr. Han, it's getting late. We'll stay overnight at the base ahead and set off again tomorrow morning."
Han Solo nodded, "No problem."
Chapter 7 #007 Mrs. Rachel, you don't want to fail in conquering the dead zone, do you?
The dead zone in Mill Town is quite large.
In order to assist adventurers in their exploration, the local lord dispatched troops to build a stronghold in the dead zone to serve as a safe house.
The "stronghold" in front of us was previously a logging site.
Large tents were set up in the open space where logs were piled up, providing free accommodation for adventurers.
There is a bar at the entrance of the stronghold, which provides drinks and skewers, all at cost price. They don't make any money, or rather, they are subsidized.
When Han Solo and the other two got close, a guard immediately stepped forward and took the horses to the stables.
Ordinary adventurers don't have this kind of treatment.
But Adrian stood at the door for more than an hour just waiting for these three distinguished guests. If he doesn't take the initiative to provide service at this time, he will be eliminated.
Adrian in black armor stepped forward enthusiastically and said, "Lady Leila, you are here?"
Adrian is about 1.9 meters tall, strong and muscular, with shoulders that look like an iron tower.
Even with a smile on his face, he only brought a sense of oppression.
Leila looked at him with an unfriendly look: "Master Adrian...why are you here?"
Adrian felt "hostility".
This is normal.
Adrian's family had a grudge against Rachel's ancestors. From the day he entered Arendelle to study, he had been madly targeting Rachel, suppressing her whenever he had the chance, and creating opportunities to suppress her when he didn't.
At that time, Leila was not yet a hero, but just a close friend of Rachel.
Adrian swatted the fly while beating the tiger, and made things difficult for Leila. The relationship between him and Leila cannot be described as sweet and harmonious, but rather as incompatible as fire and water.
But a person's destiny, in addition to his own struggle, also needs to take into account the course of history.
Who would have thought?
Leila Justin has been blessed with a new destiny and has become a hero!
When Adrian heard the news, he couldn't believe his ears. Thinking back to his exclusion and attacks on Leila over the years, he felt dizzy and almost fainted.
Fortunately, he has no shame.
The day after Leila became a hero, before the Arendelle City Council could react, Adrian made a big move!
He ordered people to hang ribbons and balloons on the streets, distribute gifts to every household, and invite circuses and bards to perform. He turned ordinary days into a New Year atmosphere just to celebrate the birth of a brave man.
Even more exaggerated.
He spent a huge amount of money and, without notifying anyone, asked a master craftsman to create a full-length statue of Leila.
Ten meters high, obsidian, lifelike, it is placed in the center of Arendelle's Academic Square, standing side by side with the "Eleven Sages of Arendelle" that originally stood there.
This move was truly earth-shattering. The engravers of Arendelle woke up the next day and found that the Eleven Sages had become Twelve Sages.
The statue of Leila stood in the middle, a head taller than her.
When Leila heard the news, she couldn't believe her ears. But when she saw it with her own eyes, she felt dizzy and the sun and moon disappeared. She could dig out a three-bedroom apartment with her toes.
Afterwards, the statue was naturally removed.
Adrian successfully gained fame through two shocking actions, but people who knew the inside story just regarded him as a clown. What kind of nonsense is it to be so flattering?
But if we expand the scope to the Principality of Zethlia and even the continent of Zelmund, Adrian has been regarded as "Lila's number one follower", and some people speculate that he will become Leila's teammate.
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