Tokyo, but I'm a deceitful fox

Hoshino Hideyuki curled his lips, but considering the limited time, he didn't dwell on it and told him about his experiences in recent days one by one. Of course, this was a version that omitted sensitive information.

As Senjougahara Ryoko listened, her expression became more expressive.

"The Tono Trial of the Tendou family is still going on. I thought Tan Lang had died a long time ago..."

"The true body of Ruyi Fangzhu has been able to come to the human world? It's so fast..."

"Nuclear bomb? Field? Hanakaiin family? Wait..."

Because there are too many elements involved and too many twists and turns, even as a great monster, it took Ryoko Senjougahara a lot of effort to fully understand the story of the fox.

Finally, Senjougahara Ryoko smiled with a complicated expression and said:

"Brother Fox, you...really had an adventure."

"Alas, I never thought that I would almost not see you, my little fox brother... I still feel scared when I talk about it now..."

As she said this, she was about to come closer again.

The fox decisively raised its right leg again, kicked the pad of its paw against the old cat's face and said, "Ms. Ryoko, please respect yourself!"

"Mmm!"

After a lot of nonsense, the fox turned into a mat and sat face to face with the cat.

The fox raised his eyebrows and asked, "The Ruyi Fangzhu has come out, what about you? When can you come to the world?"

Don't want to open your eyes one day and find that I, the fox, am dead? Then come out quickly, so that I can call you next time!

Senjougahara Ryoko squinted her eyes and calculated for a while, then replied, "It should be soon. It will definitely be within this year, but I can't be sure of the exact time. It depends on the timing."

What is the timing? The stars move to a certain position? Are you Cthulhu?

A year is enough time for someone to make me into a Weibo scarf and sell it to others.

The corners of Hoshino Hideyuki's mouth twitched, and he asked again: "By the way, why do you come to see me less and less recently? Didn't you say once a week before? Now it's almost once every two weeks."

He is obviously a cat demon, why did he imitate the mouse of Little John Khan? We promised to tell a bragging story every week!

"It's because you always hide in strange secret places and barriers."

Senjougahara Ryoko blinked in grievance and explained:

"I need to wait for the right time to enter the dream. Once I miss the right time, I will have to wait until next week... If you really can't wait, brother Fox, why don't you keep my bell with you at all times?"

The fox wagged its tail.

So that's how it is. Is the barrier at the Tendo family also enough to keep Ryoko out?

As for keeping the bell nearby...

In the past, the fox would never consider this proposal, but now, he would really hesitate. After all, Miss Ryoko is still more friendly than Dice Head.

Well... wait a little longer, wait until he really becomes a great monster, then do this.

So he said, "Well, I'll think about it. The specific result will depend on your performance, Ms. Ryoko~"

"Pfft~ Brother Fox, are you thinking of using me as a PUA in this matter?" Senjougahara Ryoko smiled, and suddenly reached out her hand and rubbed the fox's face again:

"The strength of this spirit is indeed much better than last time... But is it really enough for you to use your domain? I still don't quite believe it..."

"Why did I lie to you?"

Hoshino Hideyuki lifted his tail and showed the cracked copper coin tied to his hair to Senjougahara Ryoko: "Look, this is the evidence! By the way, is there any chance that my Kaiyuan Tongbao will be repaired?"

Ryoko Senjougahara reached out and touched the copper coin, then shook her head regretfully.

"The luck inside has been completely exhausted. Forget it."

"All right……"

The fox's ears drooped, and then he asked, "Can you give me some advice on what happened to my short-lived field? Is it possible to reproduce it?"

Senjougahara Ryoko said, "Well, Brother Fox, can you show me the scene again?"

After a while.

The thousand-year-old cat lady shook her head again: "You... can't see anything at all..."

The fox shrugged and thought to himself, there's nothing I can do. All of a sudden, everything went black before my eyes, and then I came back to life.

"In short, even though you used up some luck, the fact that you were able to break through means that you are on the right track and have accumulated enough experience. Just keep going down the same path. Don't be too anxious. Maybe you will break through after going to the toilet someday~"

What you said is similar to what Miss Amamiya said.

And why do you have to use going to the toilet as an analogy!

The fox's eyes showed obvious disdain: "Just wait like this? That's too slow..."

It’s not that the fox has to be anxious, but he is now openly confronting the master of Ruyifang. Although he looks happy on the surface, he is still under great pressure in his heart.

However, Senjougahara Ryoko was clearly more concerned about another word...

"slow?"

Her eyelids twitched suddenly, and then she smiled with an emotionless smile. She picked up the fox with both hands and said in a tender voice, "Brother Fox, do you know? When I became a great monster, I was already more than 500 years old."

"And as for you...from what you said, it seems that you are not even three years old yet?"

"And you call this speed slow?"

"Yeah, I'm a little jealous now..."

The fox thought that what Senjougahara Ryoko said was some kind of compliment, which sounded quite nice. He was just about to put his hands on his hips and lift his tail proudly, but then he vaguely sensed that the atmosphere was not right, and the fur on his body stood up.

"Um, Ms. Ryoko, what do you want to do?"

"I'm thinking, with Brother Fox's current rate of improvement, I'm afraid he will soon surpass me. By then, won't I be controlled by Brother Fox?"

Senjougahara Ryoko tilted her head and smiled: "In that case, I might as well satisfy my craving now. Even if I am overwhelmed by my fox brother in the future, it won't be a loss~"

ha?

You bad cat! You, you can't bite your teeth like that!

Chapter 240: The Bad Cat Demon Guards the Empty Nest Alone, and the Scumbag Fox Returns to the Throne

Whoosh!

Realizing that something was wrong, the pink-haired ball suddenly jumped up and ran out of Senjougahara Ryoko's hand.

"Why are you running away, little fox brother~" Senjougahara Ryoko curled her lips, licked the back of her white hand like a cat, and jumped after him.

The fox turned his head and said, "Running is good for health, so I ran. But why are you chasing me?"

"Of course, it's because I want to be healthier~"

"You are already a thousand years old, what's the point of being healthy or not!"

"Alala, you, my fox brother, said something very extraordinary..."

Senjougahara Ryoko's smile remained unchanged, but her tone was a little colder: "She looks like a 17-year-old girl now~"

Even if you are really 17 years old, my 2-year-old baby can still call you auntie when he sees you!

The fox curled his lips, and with a thought, the peach tree in the dream suddenly moved, transforming into tree men, blocking the way of Senjougahara Ryoko.

Ryoko Senjougahara slowed down her pace a little and was about to go around, but she saw that the branches of the tree people suddenly extended dozens of times, weaving a large net with no dead corners in the air, and covering her head.

"To be honest, Brother Fox, your trick is a bit boring~"

The cat demon smiled, its body trembled, and then it turned into countless petals. Just before the tree net fell to the ground, it dispersed into the endless peach blossoms around it.

The fox stopped.

Where did the old cat demon go?

He carefully climbed up a higher branch, looked around, and then...

…then I discovered that the branches under my feet had come alive and were swaying up and down!

huh?

The fox lost its balance for a moment and nearly fell down. In panic, it used its four paws to grab hold of the branch beneath it.

After shaking for a while, he finally managed to steady himself and looked up again.

My goodness, what he was hugging was not a branch, but the soft and slender calf of Ryoko Senjougahara!

Less than five centimeters away from his mouth was the person's right foot. The snow-white instep stood in mid-air, and the five cute toes like lotus buds were slightly curled up, swaying back and forth as if dancing ballet.

I could only hear the mocking laughter of Ryoko Senjougahara from behind me: "Brother Fox, do you like my legs?"

I'm sorry, but you are barefoot now, without stockings or boots, and it is not in accordance with porridge etiquette for me to like your legs.

The fox twisted its neck, then suddenly swung its tail like a dragon, and its big tail lashed the back of Ryoko Senjougahara's feet so hard that they turned red, and then it scurried down the tree.

"Ah, it hurts."

Ryoko Senjougahara cried out softly, rubbed the back of her feet, and followed the fox angrily.

"Brother Fox, if you keep running, my addiction will only grow stronger and stronger~"

"As an adult monster, I advise you not to indulge in low-level interests. Try something advanced, such as studying advanced mathematics!"

that's it.

A cat and a fox started fighting in a peach forest until the time limit was up and the forest collapsed.

"Look, we wasted so much time and didn't talk about any serious stuff!"

The fox put his hands on his hips and was about to turn around and sternly reprimand Ryoko Senjougahara, but the moment he slowed down, Ryoko Senjougahara pounced on him and hugged him again.

"Hehe, I won~"

She only had time to finish this sentence before her figure shattered into petals and disappeared into the dream.

The fox's eyes were suddenly filled with disgust.

This bad cat is beyond help!

You have no place to vent your energy, right? You like to make trouble, right? When I become a big monster, I will lock you in a hamster ball!

the other side.

After the peach blossom forest in the dream disappeared, Ryoko Senjougahara opened her eyes in the real, secret peach blossom forest.

The joy she had just felt when the fox was making a fuss gradually faded away. Looking at the peach forest that had not changed in hundreds of years, she sighed quietly, flew to a nearby branch, leaned against the trunk, raised her head, and gazed at the blue sky which had not changed for many years.

Was I a little childish just now?

Every time I see a fox, it reveals more of its cat nature...

There's no way. It's just too boring and lonely here. I've been here for a long time. I finally get to go out and meet some outsiders. How can I not let myself go?

Please forgive me, Brother Fox~

Just at this moment, a peach blossom fell. Senjougahara Ryoko smiled slightly, raised her right hand, and gently pinched the petals with her onion-white index finger and thumb.

Then she put the pink flowers in her hair and murmured:

"In half a year at most, we will be able to meet in real life... I think I will bring surprises to many people by then..."

in reality.

Hoshino Hideyuki was unaware of the mumblings of a certain empty-nest old cat. When he opened his eyes, he was surprised to find himself lying on a plate.

fox:?

He turned his head and looked at Ijichi Kikuri, who was standing next to him with her hands clasped together, her thumbs resting on her chopsticks, ready to eat. He glared at her and said:

"What's going on? Could it be that... you have contracted the legendary quantum psychosis that has no pre-symptoms and no treatment plan and can suddenly attack at any time and anywhere?"

"...What are you talking about?" Ijichi Kikuri pouted unhappily, "I'm just angry because the food is ready and is about to get cold, but I can't wake up a fox."

"So you put me on a plate?"

"Don't you allow me to wait for you to eat and watch you satisfy your craving? Come to think of it, I wanted to put an apple in your mouth, but I couldn't find it..."

This is outrageous! What if I catch a cold?

"How dare you, Juli, treat me, a fox, so badly? Eat my tail!"

Hoshino Hideyuki raised his claws and pounced towards Ijichi Kikuri's face with his entire fox body, immediately filling the red-haired beauty's mouth with a mouthful of fur.

“Eh? Wait… Uh… Bah… Bah… Can’t I just admit I was wrong…”