Tokyo, but I'm a deceitful fox

When I opened my eyes again, the first thing I saw was a ceiling I didn't recognize... but this crystal chandelier looked a bit expensive...

Hoshino Hideyuki raised his eyebrows, slowly stood up, and finally looked around.

It turned out that he was in a luxuriously decorated bedroom, lying on a double bed.

On the left side of the fox was Ichichi Kikuri, who was sleeping soundly on her side. She was covered with the same quilt as the fox, but her two long bare legs were exposed outside the quilt. The sunlight shone on her fair skin, as if a layer of golden gauze had been draped over her.

On the right hand side of the fox was Asuka Tendo, who had kicked off the quilt and was sleeping on her back. She was wearing pink pajamas with a bear pattern. Her golden hair was scattered all over the bed, and some strands of hair even reached her pink lips, dancing in the breeze of her breath.

This sleeping position, I feel like adding a snot bubble wouldn't be out of place...

I have to remember that I am in the body of a fox now and my size is relatively small, otherwise I would have been kicked by this kid.

Hoshino Hideyuki curled his lips and suddenly felt playful. He quietly picked up a strand of Asuka Tendo's golden hair, intending to tie it into a knot and stuff it into the girl's nostrils.

But just when he was halfway through, he heard the girl smacking her lips and talking in her sleep: "Fox... please, get well soon..."

Well.

Would it make me seem like a terrible person if I teased her in this situation?

Wait, I'm not a human either, so it doesn't matter~

"Yeah, you look very energetic~"

The sudden voice made the fox stop moving.

Hoshino Hideyuki turned around and found that Yukiho Amamiya, wearing white pajamas, appeared at the door at some point.

"I was wondering why one person was missing..."

"There's nothing I can do. How could a delicate and frail young lady compete with them? They pushed her off the bed long ago~"

What's wrong with you being weak?

Facing the fox's contemptuous look, Yukiho Amamiya came to the end of the bed with a smile, waved at the fox and said, "Anyway, I'm not in the bed now. Shouldn't Mr. Fox give me some compensation?"

Alas! You, woman, are so utilitarian!

Hoshino Hideyuki crossed his tail and stood in front of him, looking unhappy.

Yukiho Amamiya then changed the subject and said, "If Mr. Fox disagrees, I will have to make suggestions to Kikuri and Asuka. Let's work together to imprison Mr. Fox~"

"?"

Hoshino Hideyuki widened his eyes and said, "Do you want to listen to what you are saying?"

"Indeed, this is just my personal hobby. They would not agree to it..."

Hoshino Hideyuki crossed his arms and said, "What do you mean by a hobby? I advise you to abandon these low-level interests and try something more advanced, such as dancing, Go, symphony music, and watching Vtubers."

Yukiho Amamiya ignored the fox's complaints and continued, "...But, Mr. Fox, look, there have been many times when you almost went to Sanzu River after making a scene, and had to come back and lie in bed or something."

"Besides, you brought back a new woman this time."

Yukiho Amamiya smiled slightly, half jokingly and half sincerely, and said: "It's really worrying, so, Mr. Fox, guess what, if I propose to lock you up now on the grounds of protecting your safety and preventing the increase of thieving cats..."

You are such a vixen, you actually want to cause chaos among the people! You are indeed my kind!

But do you think I will be fooled? You underestimate the bond between me, Kikuri and Asuka. I believe they will never believe you!

"…So what compensation do you want?"

"Touch the tail for an hour~"

"No, it's too long, unless..."

"unless?"

"Unless I can touch your tail at the same time!"

"What a filthy request..."

Huh? It's not obscene for you to touch mine, but it's obscene for me to touch yours? You double-standard vixen!

Just as the male and female foxes were staring at each other, Asuka Tendo and Kikuri Ijichi in the back were finally awakened by the series of conversations.

"Fox, are you awake? How do you feel?"

"Come to think of it, what were you two secretly chatting about at the end of the bed..."

Snapped.

Hoshino Hideyuki smelled the atmosphere of Shura Field and quickly clapped his hands to interrupt the atmosphere, and said loudly: "Don't worry, I'm fine. At least I feel good now."

"Well, that's the end of the interlude. Now that everyone is awake, let's get down to business~"

A few minutes later.

Everyone changed their clothes and sat around the bed again.

"So, what happened over there? What happened after I fainted? How are Inuyama Tetsu and Haibara Chizuru..."

As soon as he came on stage, Hideyuki Hoshino asked a series of questions.

"That Hundred Eyes seemed to belong to a secret organization. Just when we were about to capture him, he called for reinforcements..."

Because the view from the sky was better, Amamiya Yukiho took in the overall situation and was the first to speak, narrating the entire process from beating the Hundred Eyes to picking up the fox underground.

Then, Asuka Tendo took over the conversation: "After that, Ryuji and I came forward to negotiate with the local Metropolitan Police Department and the Countermeasures Office in Osaka. Anyway, you don't have to worry about those miscellaneous matters later."

Hoshino Hideyuki asked: "I don't care what happens, but as for Tetsu..."

"You're asking about the detective named Inuyama Tetsu, right?"

Asuka Tendo said: "There are dedicated people in charge of the relevant memory modification and confidentiality work. Don't worry, your ordinary friend will not be affected. However, I personally suggest that he should not be a policeman in the future, otherwise it will be a bit troublesome..."

"That depends on his personal wishes." Hoshino Hideyuki said with a smile: "Where is he now?"

"I came here to see you all night yesterday. After confirming that you were okay, I went back to the Osaka Metropolitan Police Department. Hey, I guess you're frantically writing reports right now? The workload is terrifying just thinking about it."

Asuka Tendo added: "And Chizuru Huihara, ah, to be precise, she and you, are not suitable to appear in front of the Countermeasures Office, otherwise Ryuji and I will not be able to explain clearly, and it will easily cause a conflict between the Tendo family and the Countermeasures Office..."

At this time, Yukiho Amamiya interrupted with a smile, "So I used some invisibility spells to secretly bring her and you here. She is now in the house opposite, intact. If you have any questions, you can go directly to her."

"The house opposite?"

Hoshino Hideyuki leaned over the window and looked out, and saw a small villa not far away.

Yukiho Amamiya smiled and whispered in the fox's ear: "I forgot to tell you, this is an unused Western-style manor of our family in Osaka. Thank me. If I hadn't contributed this place, it would have been difficult for your friend to hide in his condition~"

Hiss, no wonder this house looks luxurious...

Is this the background of a top young lady?

Hoshino Hideyuki smacked his lips and lamented about the evil capitalism. Just as he was about to turn around and continue asking, Amamiya Yukiho spoke first:

"Mr. Fox, now it's your turn to tell me about your experience."

"Your body is not as good as it looks, so I really want to know what happened to you."

Chapter 269 Fox I will kill myself today! (4K)

Hoshino Hideyuki nodded, then shot his own cannon into the eyes, and then told the whole story of seeing the other party's eyes become a spirit.

"Another big monster? No wonder..."

Yukiho Amamiya lowered her head and thought for a while, then said in a deep voice: "According to the analysis of Asuka and I, you, Fox, are most likely infected by her phantom poison."

Hoshino Hideyuki didn't quite understand: "Phantom poison?"

"It's actually a kind of curse that uses illusion to cast a spell. The effect is like making people hallucinate after being poisoned, so it's called this."

Asuka Tendo curled her lips and said, "Come to think of it, it's a bit similar to the so-called 'meme virus' that's been popular on the Internet recently. It can basically be described as poisoning the brain through information."

Well, I think I understand...

Hoshino Hideyuki recalled the strange purple glare and the little man dancing in front of him afterwards, and his tail drooped.

Did I get hit by something so weird?

"So, I am still in a state of poisoning?"

Yukiho Amamiya nodded and said, "Yes."

"The other party is obviously an expert in this field, and Asuka and I are not familiar with this kind of thing. We can only help you suppress some symptoms, but cannot eradicate the root cause."

"But the good news is that since you, Fox, are very good at illusions and have a strong soul, you are also very resistant to illusion poison."

"When you are in a normal state, this phantom poison can only interfere with your actions, but cannot cause any actual harm to you."

Understood.

He's got me to blame, but he can't kill me. He's the kind of yandere who stalks his beloved senior in the club but doesn't have the courage to pick up an axe.

Hoshino Hideyuki rubbed his temple, sighed, and asked: "Then what should I do next?"

Asuka Tendo replied, "I will ask the elders in the next few days, maybe they know how to remove the phantom poison."

Yukiho Amamiya said, "I will also use my own channels to find a solution. As for you, Fox, you should take a good rest these days and don't consume too much demonic energy. As your strength grows normally, the phantom poison may naturally dissipate."

It seems that this is the only way to go.

The fox sniffed, then straightened his expression, stood up on his legs, and bowed to the three beauties in front of him:

"Thank you for your hard work."

“Thank you very much this time!”

"Well, you don't have to be so polite~" Ijichi Kikuri smiled with narrowed eyes.

Asuka Tendo crossed her arms and raised her chin: "Hehe, now you know that I am a genius, right?"

Yukiho Amamiya said slowly: "So, what does Mr. Fox plan to reward everyone with~"

As soon as these words were spoken, Kikuri and Asuka's attention turned back to them.

Hoshino Hideyuki coughed twice and said seriously, "Well, according to the tradition of this land...I will fold two paper cranes for each of you?"

"..."

"three?"

Asuka Tendo slapped the bed hard, shaking the fox so much that it couldn't stand steadily: "This is not a question of how many!"

Yukiho Amamiya chuckled and changed the subject: "I knew that you, a fox, couldn't say anything nice, but... in the future, we will probably help each other like this often, so there's really no need to be so polite~"

Hoshino Hideyuki's thoughts diverged, and he sighed:

"Yeah, if the enemies that appear later are as difficult to deal with as this time..."

If you count, there are already two big monsters on Ruyifangzhu's side.

And this time, behind the Hundred Eyes, there are at least two beings that are comparable to big monsters.

Hiss, I have so many potential enemies without realizing it. I feel like I'm trapped in a terrifying vortex...

Damn it, why are the plots always like this, starting easy and then becoming difficult? Can't there be a plot where at first you think the opponent is very powerful and you're scared to death, fighting wits and courage with the air, but ends up killing the opponent in seconds just by blowing air after you start fighting!

"It doesn't matter. I think as long as we are together, there is nothing we can't face!"

At this moment, Kikuri Ijichi suddenly uttered a line that is very suitable for the protagonist of a 12+ anime.

However, the next second, seeing the two people and the fox looking at her, she shrank her neck and scratched her head and said, "Well, is it a bit embarrassing for me to say this?"

"Not at all!"

The fox patted Ichichi Kikuri's fleshy thigh and said, "Very spirited, that's how it should be!"

No matter how many big monsters there are, I am not afraid of foxes! As the saying goes, when the enemy comes, the generals will fight, when the water comes, the earth will cover it, when the cockroaches come, the Cantonese will fight, everything is just let nature take its course~

After relaxing the atmosphere, Hoshino Hideyuki stretched and said, "Well, I want to go see Huihara Chizuru."

"uh-huh?"

Yukiho Amamiya raised her eyebrows: "Come to think of it, we still don't know what happened between you and Miss Huiyuan..."

Ijichi Kikuri and Tendo Asuka turned their heads away again.

Ok.

I've figured it out, you, the vixen, are here to set the pace for me today!

Hoshino Hideyuki simply sat cross-legged and waved his hand, saying, "We have experienced a lot. This matter should start from the Cambrian Explosion of Life..."

"What are you talking about? You are a fox demon, not a trilobite demon!"