Tokyo, but I'm a deceitful fox

She curled her lips, turned her head, and fantasized about the bright lights and extravagant streets of Tokyo not far away.

"Well, what should I do next?"

…Whether the fishnet-stocking ninja is confused or not, time will continue to flow mercilessly.

a.

Near the port, in an empty warehouse, two groups of men with fierce faces met here...

Chapter 311: Poor fox, wandering alone in Tokyo, can only eat soft rice

In the empty warehouse, two groups of people, one from the south and one from the north, stared at each other.

A few seconds later, the leader of the group in the south, a middle-aged man with a scar on his neck, broke the silence first and asked coldly, "Have you brought everything?"

"That's natural, ahem."

Across from him, an old man with a cane responded, and then a younger brother beside him brought two boxes to the table in the middle of the crowd.

When it was opened, packets of white powder were revealed.

"Um……"

The scarred man nodded in satisfaction and waved behind him. His followers then came over dragging three sacks and said, "The whole family of three is here."

The old man relaxed and said with a smile: "Very good, very good, as expected, you guys are reliable in doing things."

"Haha, thank you for the compliment, old man." The scarred man looked at the two boxes and said, "You are incredible to have gotten so many pure goods!"

"No, no, it's still you guys..."

While the bosses of both sides began to flatter each other's business, their subordinates quickly completed the transaction.

The scarred man's subordinate took the suitcase, tore open a bag of powder, dipped his index finger in some, and put it in his mouth to taste...

"vomit!!!"

"Brother, it tastes wrong!"

"Damn, it looks like someone squeezed out the pus from the abscess, dried it, and ground it into powder!"

"Why the hell are you being so imaginative? Ugh!"

At the same time, the cane old man's younger brother also took over the three sacks, opened the ropes, and then...

Then he saw a skunk raising its tail towards him.

Pfft!

"Ugh! Boss, this, this is not... Ugh!"

"This isn't a human family of three, it's a skunk family of three! Ugh!"

In an instant, the brothers on both sides vomited all over the place, filling the serious and stern gang transaction scene with the smell of second-hand beer and barbecue.

The scarred man's forehead twitched, and he glared at the old man with the cane and asked, "What's going on?"

The old man retorted: "I was just about to ask you that! Damn it, I'm glad I didn't have breakfast..."

Click click click!

After the brothers on both sides finished vomiting, they immediately pulled out guns from their arms and pointed them at each other.

The solemn yet somewhat smelly atmosphere lasted for half a minute before the scarred man spoke first.

He looked at the numerous gun barrels on the opposite side and said in a deep voice: "Let's... calm down first. The goods on both sides have problems at the same time. Most likely there is another hidden reason..."

"That's right. It won't benefit anyone if we fight here." The old man nodded: "Let's go back and check..."

But at this moment, a little brother behind the scarred man suddenly squinted his eyes and took a closer look, then suddenly shouted:

"Asshole! Ximu, you actually made it here! Brother, that guy is an undercover policeman! He was the one who informed on us last time, causing the five kilograms of idol cigarette butts that Tetsuya's team spent a week collecting to be confiscated!"

No, the police would never confiscate cigarette butts! Are you some kind of pervert that you even pick up cigarette butts? Wait, you use five kilograms of cigarette butts in a week. Does the lungs of the idol you are talking about have iron?

The scarred man was complaining a lot, but before he could sort out his thoughts and issue an order, someone in the crowd on the other side came out and shouted, "You are slandering me! You are obviously the police! Damn it, I will beat you to death!"

"stop!"

The bosses on both sides shouted at the same time, but the sound was not transmitted fast enough. Before they finished speaking, gunshots rang out one after another.

PiaPiaPia! BiuBiuBiu!

In just a few seconds, flames appeared and blood splattered.

When the gunfire subsided, most of the evil forces were lying on the ground.

There were only two people left, the younger brother who just shouted "bastard" and the "undercover police" who fired the first shot.

But the younger brother blinked, slapped his thigh and said, "Oops! Sorry, there were too many people blocking my view, I made a mistake!"

The man on the other side also said: "I told you, my name is not Ximu at all. Well, forget it, buy me a bottle of Coke and I will forgive you."

"Easy to say, easy to say..."

On the ground, a group of younger brothers:?

What are you two bastards doing? You're just going to forgive each other? Then why are we fighting so hard? To create sales for the cleaners? Baka!

The scarred man and the old man with a cane, who were still breathing, asked in unison: "Who are you two...?"

"There are no two~" The two held hands and then merged together, turning into a handsome man with fox ears: "From the beginning to the end, there is only me. If you want revenge in the next life, remember the name of Smiling Fox~"

After Hoshino Hideyuki finished speaking, he looked at the cultivation points that had increased a little in the system, and walked out of the warehouse with a smile, leaving behind two groups of seriously injured extremists wailing on the ground.

After walking a few dozen meters, he turned his head, smiled wickedly at Inuyama Tetsu who was hiding behind the wall with a depressed look on his face, and said, "Hey, it's done."

"Oh……"

"Why do you look so bad?"

"Because I thought we didn't need to call the forensic doctor." Inuyama Tetsu recalled the gunshots just now and sighed, "I don't know how long we will have to do this now."

Hoshino Hideyuki shrugged and said, "Don't be so serious. Think positively. You might be able to save money on dinner."

"?"

"Just kidding... Most likely you'll order takeout, which will not only not save you money, but will actually cost you more."

"??"

"But don't worry, I have foresight and have arranged with the pizza shop I often go to at noon. I have spent a lot of money to prepare a super rich set meal for you. As long as you call them, they will deliver it to you immediately, whether you are at home or at the Metropolitan Police Department."

Inuyama Tetsu curled his lips: "That's more like it."

"…but I scratched your card."

"You bold fox demon, I will kill you today!"

ten minutes later.

Hoshino Hideyuki still paid the money back before leaving the dock with a smile.

"Speaking of which, it's almost time for lunch, isn't it?"

He counted the days on his fingers, then squinted his eyes and smiled, turning into a pigeon. He did not go to the restaurant, nor to the cabin of Tetsu Inuyama or Kikuri Ijichi, but flew towards Chizuru Haibara's laboratory.

This is how Hideyuki Hoshino has been spending the past week.

After leaving the Amemiya family, he first went to the ski resort of the snow women with Amemiya Yukiho, expressed his gratitude and facilitated an investment, and then began a wandering life.

When you want to be corrupted by capitalism, go to Yukiho Amamiya's house.

When you want to practice Onmyojitsu, go to Tendo Asuka's house.

When you want a little warmth in your daily life, go to Ijichi Gikuri's house.

When you want to learn something about abnormal biology, go to Chizuru Haibara's lab.

After we got there, we ate and took some, and also stayed the night.

Of course, sometimes they would come to me on their own initiative, but that’s another story.

In short, in every sense, foxes live a very fulfilling life.

What? You say this is too bad?

No, scum is used to describe human beings. Mr. Fox is not a human being, so how can he be called scum?

Besides, if you think about it carefully, don't you think the fox is pitiful? He has been struggling in Tokyo for more than two years, but he doesn't even have his own home or his own pot. He can only wander around, sleep in hundreds of beds, and eat hundreds of soft meals. Oh, it's too miserable. It's really heartbreaking to hear about it and cry to listen to it. Woo woo woo.

cough cough.

Without further ado, Hoshino Hideyuki soon arrived in front of Chizuru Haibara's laboratory.

This is a small building located by a river in Arakawa District. It has four floors above ground and one floor underground. Since it used to be a transportation company, it also comes with a large garage and a yard.

Hoshino Hideyuki looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he somersaulted into the yard and shouted after landing: "Chizuru, I..."

Whoosh!

Before he could finish his words, he saw the door in the yard suddenly bounce open, and a snake tail shot out from it with a residual shadow. In less than half a second, it tightly wrapped around the fox's waist, and then whooshed back into the house.

Hoshino Hideyuki just blinked and found himself on a large sofa in a living room, with Haibara Chizuru standing at the armrest of the sofa.

Since the other party was not wearing anything except the white coat, according to the law of gravity, the fox's eyes were instantly attracted to the pair of large, white, pointy, indescribable things.

There's no way around it, this is how physics works. Even a monster has to obey it.

Huihara Chizuru stroked her blushing face, the tip of her pink finger nail lingering on the corner of her pink lips, revealing a smile like a fisherman seeing a ten-pound black fish: "Mr. Smiley Fox, if you keep looking at me like this, I'll be shy."

Hoshino Hideyuki curled his lips and said, "A female pervert who dragged me in without even waiting for me to knock on the door, do you have the right to say such things?"

"Ah... Hehe, that's right."

Chizuru Huihara blinked, took a half step forward, gave the fox a face wash and said, "Then, as a female pervert, I will continue to do what a pervert should do?"

As he spoke, the long snake tail swung, and the fox and the sofa rolled up into the shape of a Michelin tire...

Feeling the warmth on his face and the coolness on his body at the same time, Hoshino Hideyuki rolled his eyes.

If you didn’t buy the furniture yourself, you shouldn’t cherish it, right?

Damn it! Look, I’m here to teach you a lesson on behalf of Yukiho Amamiya!

In an instant, the fox and the snake started fighting fiercely, one side screaming and the other side whimpering, staging a wonderful battle for a seat in the food chain...

(Since this book is not an animal science book, the specific details of the 1000-word battle are omitted. If you need to know more, please refer to the documentaries shot by those unscrupulous photographers who wantonly violate the privacy of animals)

Two full hours passed before Hoshino Hideyuki poked his head out from the gap in the snake's tail and smiled at the beauty lying on her back on the sofa.

After a simple tidying up, the fox and the snake came to the restaurant and enjoyed a sumptuous curry rice.

After eating, Hoshino Hideyuki lazily turned back into his original fox form, lying on the table and asked, "How is your research going now?"

When talking about this issue, Huihara Chizuru adjusted her glasses, and the lenses flashed a sharp white light. She no longer had the overflowing nymphomaniac feeling just now, and finally looked like a rigorous and serious female scientist.

She spoke at a relatively fast pace:

"I discovered two new triple helix peptide chain structures through the mass spectrometer... and found a suspicious infrared absorption peak... Based on this, I screened out a special chiral protein... Oh, by the way, I also discovered several special reactions when they interact with spiritual energy..."

Hoshino Hideyuki:?

The fox blinked and said, "Well, Chizuru, I understand that you want to tell me something, but what you said... I really don't understand!"

"Yeah... that's right, then you should come and see it for yourself."

Chizuru Haibara rolled up the fox with her snake tail, let it ride on her snake waist, and then carried him underground.

This is the main body of the laboratory, filled with various equipment that are quite expensive even for the Amemiya family. There are also two separate rooms in the corner, which seem to require special disinfection and changing of clothes before entering.

However, Chizuru Haibara did not intend to take the fox there. Instead, she stopped at the gate and took out two small bottles filled with green liquid from the freezer.

"Let's not talk about the things that Mr. Fox doesn't understand. Let's just talk about the direct results. Currently, I have created two new drugs with stable effects based on my own blood. They don't need to be injected and can be taken orally..."

Hoshino Hideyuki blinked.

Why are they all green?

For some reason I have the illusion that after I drink it, someone will ask me in my ear "What is the price?"

Here, Huihara Chizuru held up a light green bottle and said, "This is the first one. Is it effective..."

Halfway through her speech, she suddenly curled up the corners of her mouth, opened the lid, and drank the liquid inside.

Hoshino Hideyuki was stunned, and before he could ask anything, Haibara Chizuru's body shrank rapidly, and within a few seconds, it turned back into human form.