Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Li Xinghe climbed up and wiped it to atone for his sins, pushing down his poor little crotch.

Poor men in the workplace not only have to pay their subordinates, but also have to solve the problem of their smooth sex life.

Behind him, Musashi Hachimane changed her pants and followed him with a red face, following closely.

"Next time... around this time? The judo test will be in a while, and I promise you'll get full marks."

"Yes, thank you, teacher."

Li Xinghe pinched her plump and tender mons pubis.

"Don't move, it's going to leak..."

Musashi Hachimane blushed, wrapped herself in a coat and followed Li Xinghe, becoming the brightest star in the group of people leaving get off work at night. Her shy face, her fit body, the contradiction between her tallness and her coy posture, even a fool could see that there was something wrong.

The Metropolitan Police Department immediately spread the rumor that Li Xinghe had slept with his muscular subordinate.

"He's really not picky. He'll flirt with any woman and take her to bed. I think the cleaning lady is also dangerous." Everyone exclaimed.

"Isn't there a little rich woman?"

"Maybe he doesn't like short people."

......

In the evening, Li Xinghe sent Musashi Hachiman back to the rental house. When he returned to the door of his house, sweating profusely and wiping the smell off his body, he unexpectedly found a yellow Focus parked in front of him.

The beauty in the car had bright eyes, a high nose and full lips. Her palm-sized face was delicate and stylish. Her thick long hair was casually draped over her shoulders. Her every frown and smile had the grace of a star. It was Misato Mama. She smiled like a mother:

"Tonight is the opening ceremony, let's go and see it together."

No matter how she thought about it, she felt unsafe and wanted to take Li Xinghe to shoot the on-site report immediately.

Li Xinghe turned around and looked at the room, and suddenly realized that no one was home yet, and they would have to wait a few days before they could be reunited. Ping Yingmei and Zhao Liesuk were still staying at the airport hotel, and they would be picked up tomorrow when the protests eased a little.

"alright."

Li Xinghe leaned over and got into the car.

The scene is not far from here, it is the common shooting scene of Fuji.

When Li Xinghe arrived, the opening ceremony had already ended.

In addition to Haru, the goddess of pure desire with big eyes and short hair, there is another beautiful lady with a pure and otherworldly face, big eyes like shooting stars, clear whites of the eyes, beautiful lines, and a slight eye bag. She is about 1.68 meters tall, with a well-proportioned and beautiful figure, and is exactly 4 centimeters shorter than Haru.

This is Nozomi Sasaki, who was known as the most beautiful woman in Japan at that time. She is famous for her changeable temperament that can be pure or desirable, charming but not lewd. Whether it is a pure girlfriend, a sexy girl, or a silly mother, her acting range is relatively wide. Later, the story of her marriage was very outrageous, and then it was the common downhill road for goddess roles. Like Haru, she has lacked good output works in the past two years.

Her ex-husband is now in jail after being arrested by Li Xinghe. In order to prevent her children from being bullied at school, Nozomi Sasaki used herself to hide this notoriety.

"Hello, I'm Jian Xinghe."

Li Xinghe and Nozomi Sasaki shook hands with a smile, and the latter, who is also a veteran in the entertainment industry, did not show any resistance.

"Hey, you're late." Haru pouted and joked.

Jian Meili hugged Li Xinghe from behind, resting her little head on her son's shoulder, and shouted to everyone:

"Babies, get ready for the test shoot."

Then Sato Tsuyoshi continued to appear.

Japanese society is a deformed society with very peculiar political views.

On the one hand, due to Japan's huge moral debt during World War II, the entire Japanese society has been forced to shape a "depoliticized" concept, which has led to the fact that most people's understanding of world politics is not much better than that of Chinese primary school students. Even those famous Japanese screenwriters and creators will immediately show their weakness when it comes to political ideas. In many Japanese comics, anime and TV dramas, the parts depicting human feelings are often touching and attractive, but they will become ugly if they are slightly expanded to the social level.

This deliberate depoliticization has led to the Japanese worldview and political views being heavily dependent on the guidance of media and newspapers. At this level, coupled with the powerful propaganda capabilities of the United States, the political views of most Japanese have been almost completely washed away by the United States, and even stupid.

Based on such a bizarre current situation, this film, "The Story of a Female Civil Servant", must not only see the big picture from the small details of human emotions, but also avoid involving obvious macro-political expressions, otherwise the Japanese will not understand it!

Screenwriter Tsuyoshi Sato was talking about the script while angrily saying:

"I don't like "VIVANT", a weird and rubbish drama, just a superhero in a different skin. So we have to go into the real life of grassroots civil servants, exaggerate their joys and sorrows, and then highlight the absurdity of the Japanese government."

"VIVANT" is a Japanese political drama starring Masato Sakai. The drama touches on deadly international diplomatic issues such as illegal invasion of other countries, creating military conflicts, the protagonist calling in the army, stealing other countries' secrets, and not respecting other countries' sovereignty. It can be said that it is a low-intelligence superhero drama imagined by the Japanese brain.

Li Xinghe was reading the detailed script.

"The theme of the first episode's script is sexual bribery for employment. Yuan Lixiang, who is nearly 30 years old, has been exhausted in her career for several years. After her company went bankrupt, she decided to become a stable civil servant. After passing the exam, she met her boss, Fang Yexia, who is weird, black-bellied, corrupt and skillful. Fang Yexia doesn't like Yuan Lixiang, her older subordinate, very much, but accidentally discovers that her ex-boyfriend is very handsome, so she asks for sexual bribes. Yuan Lixiang had to beg her ex-boyfriend for help, and then Fang Yexia was intimate with her ex-boyfriend in various ways, while accidentally accepting bribes and making trouble. In the end, she could only beg Yuan Lixiang to help her testify. Yuan Lixiang was angry that her ex-boyfriend was taken away, and wanted to take revenge, but she didn't have a penis, so Yuan Lixiang pushed her on the bed to take back the sexual bribe. In the end, Fang Yexia successfully passed the integrity assessment, but the price was that she was pushed on the buttocks by her female subordinate on the bed."

"Ah? Is this the script for the first episode?"

Li Xinghe was a little confused. This was too simple. His role in the film was just a humanoid self-propelled cannon machine. It fit his personal image very well.

Misato Ma rubbed her neck, a sly look on her pretty face:

"Yes. In order to attract public attention, our goal in the first episode of the life-and-death battle is very simple, which is to get enough gimmicks and use one episode to burn up the attention. Imagine the first episode, with the theme of sexual bribery in the workplace. When Yuan Lixiang is holding a pile of documents as high as a person, Fang Ye Xia is making out with her ex-boyfriend, showing Yuan Lixiang's tragedy. But at the end, Yuan Lixiang's ex-boyfriend is writing documents at the table, Fang Ye Xia falls on the bed, and Yuan Lixiang is pushing her butt with a small toy from behind. The female subordinate rides the female superior. Isn't this very bold, absurd, and contrasting?"

Anyone who can make it in the entertainment industry is cruel and ruthless.

Misato Mama wants to maximize the value of the two top female stars, Nozomi Sasaki and Haru, and spread the fame of the drama.

Li Xinghe was in deep thought.

Indeed, the scale is large enough, and it also includes sexual bribery, NTR, anti-corruption review, love triangle, lesbianism and other factors. The two key male and female triangle comparisons in the script are really absurd. Even lesbianism itself is an exaggerated and absurd interpretation. Because the gender change to two men would be too serious.

This is a hilarious and absurd political satire, which is nonsense in itself, so it doesn’t have much impact on the female characters.

In this script that combines the narrative rhythm of "Yes, Prime Minister", the bold comedy and humor of "Ms. Loser", some of the absurd comedy of "Mr. Bean", and some diverse, open and inclusive elements, Nozomi Sasaki (Natsu Yoshino) plays the boss who is black-bellied, greedy, but always makes mistakes, and Haru (Reika Moto) plays the subordinate who is reliable, calm, but always able to strike at critical moments and make extraordinary, bold and bizarre moves.

In the scriptwriter's imagination, Yoshino Natsu is responsible for making trouble, making a fool of herself, and making big promises beforehand and asking for help afterwards; Yuan Lixiang is responsible for playing the role of an experienced new subordinate, using her experience in the company to flexibly handle matters. The two women will rub off on some same-sex plots that go beyond the boundaries, and will also harm each other. They help each other in the main plot, and have relatively independent small stories in different unit dramas.

he asks:

"What about my duties?"

Mami's mother, who was in working mode, said without thinking:

"You are the president of a small company with some good results but constant bad luck, and you are responsible for being the pure love Ou Jinjin."

After these words were spoken, Haru and Nozomi Sasaki both widened their eyes and pretended to blush.

However, the mother blushed and explained to her son: "This is because of the national conditions. In similar comedy dramas in Europe and the United States, the heroines always cheat with different men, and European and American audiences don't care. But in Japan, such male and female protagonists are not popular, so you are responsible for acting as a mediator between the two women to ensure that the love triangle of the three characters appears to be pure love. Stable character relationships can maintain readers' favor for the characters."

It's still a dick that belongs to two women.

In addition, Ma Misato also took out some sexy lingerie and some small toys:

"By the way, as a sponsor, Guanyin Taki Mama provided us with some small props. So when we shoot, we will use some...similar to sex toys."

Ms. Nozomi Sasaki was a little disheveled, and she was almost unable to hold back and wanted to rush out.

What kind of absurd scene is this?

What kind of weird script is this? Can it really be broadcast? Will it not be thrown into the midnight slot?

Fortunately, she knew that she had something on Li Xinghe, so she barely managed to hold back her trembling legs:

“Although it’s hilarious, is it true that it won’t be rescheduled to a late-night slot?”

Li Xinghe looked at Jian Misato, and the great director said confidently:

"It will be temporarily scheduled for the 10 o'clock slot on Fuji News Channel."

Fuji TV was once the flagship TV station that produced hit dramas such as "Tokyo Love Story", "White Tower", "HERO" and "One Liter of Tears", but after 2010, Fuji TV was gradually surpassed by NTV, TBS and other stations. Currently, there are only three TV drama broadcasting points, Monday and Tuesday at pm, and Thursday at pm.

Nozomi Sasaki felt a little better.

"Mushi, Fuji TV's most popular broadcast time, the audience is mainly social dramas and ethics dramas, it's not bad."

In fact, the filming of this time was also funded by Fuji Sankei Group. The reason for arranging it in a hot time slot is simple. They are currently lacking TV dramas that can arouse topics, so they are willing to take a different approach based on the mother-son relationship between Ma Misato and Ma Xinghe. As a right-wing TV group, it is easy for Li Xinghe to ask them for resources.

Anyway, it is a funny and absurd drama, so the plot is much less rigorous, and the relationship between the various unit dramas is not close. It is more like a three-person comedy similar to "Diaosi Men and Women".

When left-wing political writers are unable to make serious political expressions, it is normal for them to write various comedies and farces for the purpose of making jokes and ridicule.

The two main scenes are currently being filmed.

Act one.

Li Xinghe was wearing thick men's makeup and a suit, and was held in the arms of Sasaki Nozomi, who was wearing a dark blue office suit. While stroking Li Xinghe's chest, she arrogantly said to Haru, who was sitting across the table and was buried in a pile of documents as tall as a person:

"What belongs to the subordinates belongs to the superiors. What belongs to the superiors...will be distributed to you according to the situation."

"But..."

"Subordinates should not interrupt their superiors."

Then she kissed Li Xinghe on the chest.

This is a gender-swapped account of sexual bribery in the workplace, especially the issue of bosses soliciting sex with their subordinates' wives and daughters, with an exaggerated gender-swapped interpretation.

Then, Li Xinghe and Haru filmed some intimate scenes of the boyfriend.

Haru didn't resist and really kissed him. She went to the bed and directly pulled down Li Xinghe's pants, making Li Xinghe look like a virgin. Her bold actions won the great praise of Ma Misato.

Act two.

Li Xinghe held a pile of documents and supervised Nozomi Sasaki as she crawled on the table to sign.

Nozomi Sasaki swayed back and forth while signing in distress.

Haru asked from behind:

"Can subordinates interrupt their boss?"

"No." Nozomi Sasaki was still being stubborn.

At this time, the camera pulled away and it turned out that Haru was riding on her back, bumping into her, simulating an adult scene.

In order to strive for realism, and also because the props are cheap, real props were used this time. Both Haru and Nozomi Sasaki were wearing suit skirts, so the props that were put down were even sticky.

Finally, a voiceover came:

"But subordinates can try to gag their superiors."

When this voice-over came out, Li Xinghe, Nozomi Sasaki and Haru all laughed so hard that they fell down and their concentration broke down collectively.

Even though it's a ridiculous play, it's actually quite funny.

The queen of Miri Theater was in high spirits, tapping the script in dissatisfaction:

"What are you laughing at? Click, click, click, retake."

Li Xinghe could only continue to sit down and watch Haru ride Sasaki Nozomi.

In the end, perhaps in order to experiment with new shots, Nozomi Sasaki ended up lying in Li Xinghe's arms, allowing Haru to ride on her boss at a closer distance and even kiss Li Xinghe.

The experimental filming went particularly smoothly, and the main laughs of the first episode were shot in just two hours.

"Isn't this too borderline?" Li Xinghe found it difficult to say.

"Let's stir up the topic first and then survive." Misato Mama hugged her son and couldn't help but kiss him on the cheek.

And Haru quietly picked up her cell phone and gave Li Xinghe a hint not to leave tonight.

Maybe it was because I felt so good during the filming that I became sexually aroused.

The author says:

Author's note: 4800 words dedicated to you all, thank you for your support. Here's some lighthearted nonsense.

Chapter 4200: Mom, this is useless ( words, power outage)

For the Japanese drama crew, once they enter the shooting process, they have to finish the series as quickly as possible, otherwise every extra day means huge financial expenditure.

Therefore, all staff members will generally stay overnight near the filming base. If they are the main actors, they will drive their own nanny car or RV to use it as a rest room and dressing room.

Li Xinghe was taken out by Haru and hid in the RV.

In the post-processing office of the filming base, Tsuyoshi Sato is instructing the editor to adjust the two climax scenes that have just been shot, using absurd contrast techniques to reflect the bizarreness and topicality of bosses riding subordinates and subordinates riding their bosses.

With just a little editing, the editor was able to bring out the absurd theme of the show.

In order to create a gimmick, Sato Tsuyoshi came up with a new thing based on the situation in the United States.

He changed the work departments of the two heroines in the series to "Government Efficiency Improvement Department", which is obviously plagiarizing Musk's idea in the early stage of Trump's second term. In terms of results, Trump's three years of tossing and turning have not had much effect. In the past three years, the US government's efficiency department has been disastrous from organization to policy implementation. Boss Ma has shifted the focus of his work back to his aerospace Mars plan.

If there is anything the Department of Government Efficiency is effective at, it is in making government less efficient.

If you ask them where they have achieved anything, it is that they have destroyed the original political department structure and added more redundant staff to outsourced businesses.

In the room, Haru wiped off the thick, pale stage makeup on her face and washed it in the bathroom, while asking Li Xinghe:

"What do you think of this drama? Is there any hope of it becoming a big hit?"

In the increasingly sluggish TV drama market, female stars are extremely inward-looking and full of conflicts. Some have a weak foundation and become invisible instantly after they turn 30; some, despite their high status, can only play supporting roles in popular dramas; others can only barely get some leftovers of media attention, or even be forced to go into the entertainment industry.