Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

Makiko Tanaka, the eldest princess of the Liberal Democratic Party, is known for her straightforwardness, sharp tongue, unsociability and tyranny. She points at textbooks and says they are not reflective enough, points at right-wing elements and calls them "idiots", comments that Japanese politicians are expired food, and makes sharp comments on Japanese senior officials every day. She is a very straightforward and arrogant old woman.

This lady appears here, and I'm afraid she's going to tell jokes and puns to ridicule the Japanese right wing.

Weekly Shincho once rated her as one of the "seven major pro-China Class A war criminals".

Dongchuan Xueshi holds a wine glass and comments:

"Don't underestimate her. Her father's subordinates are still all over Japanese politics. Whether it's the Liberal Democratic Party or other opposition parties, she is a ruthless character with a lot of say. But don't get close to her, it will bring misfortune."

Li Xinghe nodded, fearing that this would lead to a joint attack from other political factions.

He is the second generation of a powerful family, so on the surface he must lean to the right and stay away from this weird grandma.

Another focus is a young and beautiful congresswoman.

Li Xinghe looked over and saw that she was indeed too beautiful. Under the light, she had a flawless oval face, her hair was simply combed, her two eyes seemed to be telling a story, and they were shining under her willow eyebrows. Her red lips were especially beautiful, adding the finishing touch. She was wearing a short and fitted suit, a classic combination of black stockings and high heels, and a beautiful and upright figure of about 1.68 meters. Her waist-to-body ratio was more amazing than the golden ratio, and her perfect figure still made her stand out among many beauties.

Dongchuan Xuemi was not jealous this time:

"Kanoike Kaeka, isn't she beautiful? The 28-year-old daughter of the former prime minister, graduated from the University of Tokyo, is now a member of the Diet from Niigata Prefecture, has worked as a print model, an environmental spokesperson, played the villain Queen Rider in Kamen Rider, is a versatile beauty, and has the reputation of Echigo Shinkenshin."

Her father was the previous prime minister, who served only three months before he died inexplicably. Then Kayoka Shikamura stepped forward and took over her father's position as a member of parliament. She spoke brilliantly in parliament, with both good looks and wisdom, so she was promoted by the media and quickly won a second term. Now she is a non-factional member of the Liberal Democratic Party.

Although the Shikamiya family claimed that they were farmers who changed their surnames to attach themselves to the nobility, in fact, they had been samurai for five hundred years.

This is the continuation of the family's aristocracy with three dukes in four generations.

Li Xinghe looked at the rich and powerful people surrounding her and sighed:

"Not interested. The spotlight is too bright."

Dongchuan Xueshi smiled with satisfaction and held his wrist tightly:

"Indeed, it is not suitable for us."

When the banquet reached its climax, the real host Jay Shambaugh appeared.

He is Trump's finance minister, but the two do not have a good relationship.

Liang Yuechun also came. This Vietnamese-American general was quite handsome. As an old man of the South Vietnamese Three-Stick Banner, he totally disagreed with the rumors from the outside world. However, the scandal of the US military had already fermented here, so he had to come.

Under the watchful eyes of the public and the pressure of Finance Minister Jay Shambaugh, Liang Yuechun had to stand up and say a few words to prove his innocence.

To speak out at this time, one must have absolute American courage. Regardless of whether there is leakage or corruption, one must speak with decisiveness.

The American logic is that if you don’t even dare to swear an oath, then you are definitely not innocent.

That’s why American officials lie every day without even drafting. If you take out Biden’s speeches from his 50 years in politics, he can refute himself ten thousand times.

Liang Yuechun did quickly find some excuses and spoke out:

"There have been some regrettable gun crimes recently. Some of the SIG Sauer P228/P320s, and even the military-colored P320s smuggled into Japan, were mistakenly identified as military pistols by some people, which led to many misunderstandings today. I would like to take this opportunity to clarify this here. I once again emphasize that the US military stationed in Japan is here to protect Japan."

This explanation is barely reasonable, as some enthusiasts confused the civilian P320 with the military XM17.

I don't know who is shouting:

"Another Okinawan was killed today."

Liang Yuechun listened to the translation and quickly added:

“The legal process is already underway.”

Another Ryukyu came out and shouted:

"The so-called procedures of the U.S. military will never produce any results."

Now, the American officials and generals looked unhappy.

The ambassador came out to smooth things over: "The U.S. military is here to protect the Japanese from threats from powerful nations."

Li Xinghe saw Tanaka Makiko's direct sarcasm:

“Do the Iraqis believe it?”

She was referring to the US military's occupation of Iraq as a powerful country, where the US military fired thousands of shots a year, but most of them were killing civilians for fun.

"The US military will never shoot civilians," Liang Yuechun quickly added.

Then, Li Xinghe saw the abstract councillor Yamamoto Taro, who slipped in at some point:

“Do Afghans believe it?”

This time it refers to the US military's indiscriminate bombing and massacre of civilians in Afghanistan.

Jay Shanger frowned and emphasized: "The US military is extremely sincere to the protectorate."

This time, the scene was somewhat chaotic:

“Do Palestinians believe it?”

This sentence really left everyone speechless.

To this day, the Palestinians are still living in dire straits, and this has become the first weapon to expose America’s scars.

Even Japan and South Korea dare to stir up trouble on this topic.

Li Xinghe stepped forward, slapped Tsutsumi Reimi's butt, pushed the news anchor out, and returned to the booth.

Although Tsutsumi Remi didn't want to show off, she had a billion-dollar debt on her shoulders, so she could only bite the bullet and walk forward with a flawless smile: "But, according to the Japanese Metropolitan Police Department, it has been confirmed that the pistol serial number is a military model? If it was just some enthusiasts who modified it, how can we prevent the subsequent problem of gun loss?"

Many parliamentarians and journalists began to discuss the matter.

Liang Yuechun's face had turned red due to the widespread anti-American atmosphere. He shouted desperately:

"There is absolutely no problem with the warehouses of the US military stationed in Japan. If there are rumors of guns being lost again, and if it can be confirmed that it is indeed lost by my unit, I am willing to retire!"

Dongchuan Xuemi sat leaning against the booth, took off her high heels on her long and beautiful legs, folded them over Li Xinghe's legs, and kicked him non-stop.

The action is gone.

Li Xinghe picked up the phone, took a sip of wine, and called Gao Tiao Wuyue who had been listening to the phone:

"Did you hear his terms? Take out most of the XM7 rifles and XM17 pistols and expose them. He wants to retire, so let's help the elderly retire completely. Care for the elderly."

The roller is ready.

General, you're ready to go.

The author says:

Author's note: Thank you for your support. Shikamura Eimi is one of the main characters. She should have been introduced earlier, but I accidentally couldn't find a place to introduce her while writing... I will continue to complete her characteristics later.

Chapter 77 Japanese Hillary

After the reception, Liang Yuechun's declaration of "I will retire if another gun is lost" has become the biggest topic on the Internet.

Japanese netizens, who have been uneasy about the shooting in recent days, have been continuously expressing their feelings of "Really? I don't believe it" and have begun to "congratulate" Liang Yuechun on his retirement. Some wish him to return to Vietnam soon, while others wish him to avoid the talking trees in the wild.

If you didn't understand the unique sarcasm of the Japanese, you would have thought that everyone was congratulating him on his retirement.

The Japanese people's awkwardness can be clearly felt at this reception.

Logically, most people oppose the US's control over them. But objectively, they have to support the stationing of US troops, which is very twisted. It's like kneeling and shaking your fist at the same time.

Those who truly support the US presence in Japan are idiots with an IQ of less than 70.

After the reception, Li Xinghe didn't have time to leave, and Dongchuan Xuemi dragged him to attend the second meeting.

In a high-end restaurant, dozens of high-ranking politicians were seated. Not only were there Tanaka Makiko and Kaeda Kanoike, but also former Prime Ministers Naoto Kan and Yoshihiko Noda from the opposition party. Even Jay Borg and Liang Yuechun were there.

There were also many high-ranking officials in attendance, such as Mami Fumio and Chiyo Hinahime.

Therefore, Li Xinghe confirmed that this was a non-partisan American campaign rally.

The United States is also sending people to interfere in the prime ministerial candidate.

Jay Shambaugh’s speech can be summed up in one sentence: “Japan, please follow the United States and be politically correct!”

The banquet was short. The US Secretary of the Treasury gave a toast, Liang Yuechun said a few nice words, and then they ended the banquet by clinking glasses after more than half an hour.

After coming out of the restaurant, Tsutsumi Reimi, who was waiting at the door, drove the car skillfully and took Li Xinghe's family and Higashikawa Yukimi to the third restaurant.

Relatives such as Chiyonobu Kohei and Higashikawa Tsuneichi were all there.

What surprised Li Xinghe was that Lu Yuchi Hua Yingxia, the youngest member of the parliament at 28, also came with him, as well as some other minority party members he didn't know. Most of them were women and disabled representatives because they were more politically correct.

During the meal, he asked Dongchuan Xueshi quietly:

“I’ve done this three times.”

"Yes, the third meeting is the time to discuss the issue."

Dongchuan Xueshi asked him to be patient.

Sure enough, Jian Meixun drank some wine and began to summarize:

"The rumors are correct. The next prime minister will be the first female prime minister in Japanese history, in order to show goodwill to the United States and practice political correctness."

Others followed suit.

Everyone began to be certain that a female prime minister was really going to appear.

But one question is, who will be in charge?

It seems that none of the existing female MPs meet the requirements.

Although Li Xinghe didn't know the result, he could guess it.

He pretended to be drunk and discussed with Xue Shi:

"Mayu Toyota who has been in the limelight recently, that beautiful lady Kanoike Kaedaka, and Makiko Tanaka who has not returned to the country, are all fake, right?"

There are 41 female members of the Japanese Diet, but there are not many women who are eligible to run for alternate prime minister and become Japan's first female prime minister.

The candidates now are either extremely weird, young and beautiful, or simply unpopular, and none of them seem to be suitable.

"Idiot, we shouldn't reveal our identities. If anything happens, you'll be responsible for it." Xue Shi warned him softly while wiping his sweat and pouring him a glass of wine.

This is the most important political occasion in the country. It is more serious than that old man's base in the National Assembly Building.

responsible?

Responsible...

Li Xinghe suddenly had another idea.

Considering that this is a complete scapegoat term, and that the next election will be held less than half a year after he takes office, is this term meaningful?

Just like when Shinzo Abe opened up, his secretary Yoshihide Suga took over for less than a year, and then he stepped down and left.

Li Xinghe began to think in a different way.

What if...what if...what if the LDP is not afraid of being overtaken by the Democratic Party in the next election, and therefore thinks that it only needs to put forward a scapegoat to pass the time for a few months without causing any harm, to neutralize the impact of Motegi Okitoshi's resignation, and then prepare for the next election?

If this line of thought is followed, the Liberal Democratic Party only needs to elect a politically correct character from within the party who is on the weak and marginal side, and use his/her politically correct attributes to fool the public.

For a role like this, she should first be able to satisfy the approval of the general public.

Li Xinghe was not surprised at all the monsters and demons that the Japanese villagers were.

Therefore, she must be a right-wing politician, or even an extreme right-wing politician, to be able to speak out in public opinion, relying on the identity correctness of the United States, and also having to apply the political correctness of Japan, that is, the right-wing kingdom of God, in order to secure her position as prime minister.

Li Xinghe suddenly spit out saliva, causing the men and women at the table to look at him sideways.

"Sorry, sorry, I just thought of some jokes. I'll be out for a minute."

Li Xinghe got up hurriedly and went to the bathroom.

Chiyo Hinahime had no choice but to cover up for him, saying that her son had just returned from the United States.

Li Xinghe stood in front of the bathroom mirror and splashed cold water on his face:

"Damn it, isn't this Sanae Takaichi? Why did you pull this old witch out?"

There is no doubt that the only person who meets the political correctness of a woman of her status, stands on the extreme right to win the support of Japanese conservatives, and has the qualifications is Sanae Takaichi, who is known as the 'Japanese Hillary'.

She graduated from the Matsushita School of Political Science and Economics in 89, and is a contemporary of Shinzo Abe, Fumio Kishida, and Yoshihiko Noda. She is actually quite senior in terms of seniority. Before returning to Japan, she studied in the United States and joined Congresswoman Schroeder's election team, creating history as the first in Colorado. She has no political background and is an ordinary person who has gone through hardships to rise to power. She has also served as a cabinet minister for many years and was recommended as the successor by Shinzo Abe during his lifetime.

Regardless of his connections with the United States, his qualifications, his gender, and his stance, he is definitely suitable to take the blame for these few months.

Since she herself has not been able to make a breakthrough in the position of prime minister, she is naturally willing to take the blame.

Fumio Kishida fell from power, the Kono administration was short-lived, Tsuyoshi Shikamiya died unexpectedly, and Okitoshi Motegi resigned. She is 66 years old this year, and if she doesn't go up now, she will have no chance.

"Sanae Takaichi?" A voice very similar to Chiyo Hinaki's sounded behind him.