Yes, Prime Minister of Japan

"When will Daddy's country station troops in Japan? I can't wait to lead the way for the Chongguo army."

"Yeah, why not just send troops from Daddy's country instead?"

"Don't the Japanese have the right to be angry?"

As sharp comments came one after another, major TV stations quickly began to regulate, closing comment sections, locking barrages, and banning accounts in one go.

Japanese netizens only need to criticize others and pay taxes, but Japanese media and officials have to consider a lot more.

Li Xinghe listened to Agent J's electronic voice:

"The first phase of the US-Japan joint debt statement was successfully completed. You did a good job. Your action team members injured the Japanese lawmakers who attacked the finance minister on the spot without revealing their identities, showing good and reliable action quality."

Li Xinghe said:

"Can we apply for additional funding? We have suffered heavy losses this time, including security, investigation, counterattack, and handling of injured and missing peripheral personnel."

Maria was dissatisfied with everything else except his mouth.

You can really talk nonsense!

"Have you just spent the $130 million you were given?"

"Most of the pension money has been spent."

Li Xinghe said this and gave Maria an overseas account with $30.

Okay, I spent it, no lie.

Maria's eyes were moist and she kissed him, instantly transforming from a country girl into a little darling.

Despite this, Li Xinghe also has to control the frequency of giving money.

If Maria didn't have the car loan, she wouldn't be so obedient. Her intelligence would have to go back to the middle of the mountain, if not the high ground. When her car loan is paid off, Li Xinghe will find a way to find a house for Maria.

After all, the best way to control a person is to put her in debt, which is an American secret.

Agent J had no choice but to finally grant Li Xinghe permission for revenge:

"As compensation, I grant you special permission to conduct a revenge strike. Agent G, continue your mission. Make sure Takaichi wins the election and becomes prime minister, and promote LGBT political correctness in Japan."

"Can the second half of the sentence be removed?" Li Xinghe is annoyed by LGBT.

Agent J emotionally closed the meeting, leaving behind a final tearful sentence:

"Shut up, this is a political indicator from above! Do you know how many people have had to cut off their genitals in order to stay in the CIA in order to meet the CIA's diversity, multi-gender, and multi-orientation indexes?!"

This answer made Li Xinghe worried.

It's bad. LGBT+ has become a political showdown task, and the CIA is explicitly required to recruit politically correct people who meet the requirements according to quotas. Many unlucky middle-aged men have to wear wigs, make up to look like demons, or even castrate themselves.

This is simply a replica of the Ming and Qing dynasties where people castrated themselves in order to become eunuchs.

Fortunately, it can't demand of itself.

wrong...

Li Xinghe felt a chill in his heart. If the political tasks were also assigned to overseas stations, where would he find such weirdos?

Can simple homosexuality like May and Jill still meet the increasingly bizarre political tasks?

How about just saying 'my gender is gunship'?

Li Xinghe suddenly asked Maria:

"What is your gender?"

"Female?" Maria was confused.

"No, from now on your gender is BMW Z4 and I am an armed helicopter. In this way, our group will be composed entirely of LGBT members and can receive the mobile model blue flag." Li Xinghe expressed his admiration for the correctness of LGBT, then stood up and said goodbye.

He had to create evidence of his alibi today, so he went home to continue taking care of the baby.

"Isn't there still Miss May?" Maria gave him a farewell kiss and asked in confusion.

"The fact that she is Japanese is already very abnormal. Maybe one day she will become Godzilla or a small monster."

Li Xinghe said these offensive words to the Japanese and ran away.

......

He was supposed to take good care of the children today, but when he returned home and picked up Azuma Ai, Yukimi Higashikawa called him.

"Come to Nerima. Section Chief Hasegawa has a mission."

Li Xinghe was a little surprised:

"Eh? This isn't our group's mission, is it? We are now under the direct guidance of National Police Agency Secretary Ryugasaki Hibari. If it was arranged by Section Chief Hasegawa Daishi, then it should be..."

"If you don't come, you'll die. I'll throw you into the crocodile pond today." Xue Shijiang hung up the phone angrily.

After thinking about it carefully, Li Xinghe felt something was wrong.

This is bad. If he was going to the Imperial Hotel, Yukimi Higashikawa, as a public security police officer, should also be there.

Then she might be not far from Li Xinghe, noticing his many interactions with Lu Yuchi Hua Yingmei and Maria. Fortunately, Li Xinghe has always stayed away from Jill and Mei, who are directly under his command.

"Oh my god, women's jealousy."

Li Xinghe quickly stopped Azuma Ai who wanted to leave: "Dad needs your protection. Otherwise, today will be my hatchet night."

"Ugh?"

My wife can't understand love.

When Li Xinghe and Azuma Ai arrived at the 1st Division headquarters in Nerima District, Higashikawa Yukimi, wearing a model-style suit, was sitting on the roof of a Toyota Crown with a grim expression and a pistol drawn.

Li Xinghe immediately pulled my wife Ai to his side:

"My daughter."

The cute and intelligent high school student with long black hair bowed immediately:

"Hello, Auntie. I'm Chiyo Ai."

Dongchuan Xuemi turned around and pushed up his glasses, with a murderous look in his eyes as he stared at Li Xinghe through the lenses.

"Adopt." Li Xinghe quickly hugged her and explained in her ear.

If Li Xinghe hadn't brought his child with him today, he would probably have been skinned alive and couldn't even escape.

She took a deep breath and said after getting in the car:

"The 1st Communications Battalion of the 1st Division of the Ground Self-Defense Force in Nerima, Kanto, reported that a second-class sergeant mysteriously disappeared. After reviewing the surveillance footage, it was confirmed that he escaped from the barracks by hiding in the trunk of a car."

The rank of second-class army sergeant was the sergeant in the old Japanese Empire, equivalent to a sergeant. It was the second-to-last level of non-commissioned officer and was awarded after about four years of service.

Toru Yamagami served in the navy for three years, and when he retired he was probably a third-class petty officer.

Coupled with the public opinion storm caused by today's debt statement, I guess they are afraid of another Yamagami Toru.

It is reasonable in Japan to let the police catch escaped officers.

Sitting in the back seat of the car, Ai Azuma looked around, curiously watching the Toyota Crown turning and patrolling nearby.

But found nothing.

Two hours later at 6pm, Li Xinghe suddenly had an idea and turned to ask Dongchuan Xueshi: "Have you checked the restaurants nearby?"

Maybe he wasn't running, he was just eating?

Yukimi Higashikawa immediately passed this guess to other police officers, and soon after, the second-class sergeant who was eating like crazy in a Chinese restaurant was arrested by the police.

When the young man, who was less than 30 years old, was pinned down by the police, he broke down and cried loudly:

"Let me go... I just want to eat something. I don't want to go back to the barracks. I'm starving to death!"

This is an unexpected yet reasonable answer.

As we all know, the food level of the Japanese Self-Defense Forces is so high that if you throw it into a pig trough, the pigs will grunt to express their dissatisfaction. If it was just pig food, it would be fine, but even the food is strictly rationed, with only a small ball of rice, a bowl of soybean paste soup, and a small piece of vegetable for a meal. If you want to add food, you can only find a way yourself or pay more.

The Japanese Self-Defense Forces are also poorly paid, only slightly better than the soldiers in South Korea and Israel. Soldiers can only earn a decent income when they are in their 40s or 50s, which results in a group of old men in the Self-Defense Forces taking up positions and receiving military pay, refusing to retire and giving way to the young.

They occupy not only official positions, but all positions with relatively good pay.

For example, Japan's paratroopers are a group of old men with an average age of nearly 50. At this age, they may die from a heart attack, so the Japanese paratroopers train less than four times a year.

Although due to the economic collapse, Japanese women have begun to pay attention to the Self-Defense Forces civil servants who were once hated by everyone, the old men who insist on occupying various positions and refusing to retire are also causing trouble for young people.

Li Xinghe breathed a sigh of relief.

There aren't that many Yamagami Tetsuya in Japan. Even talents like Takajo Satsuki are rare treasures.

The Self-Defense Force officers who were not getting enough food hid in the trunk of their car and tried to escape from the barracks to get a full meal. This is the matching mechanism that Japan should have.

The author says:

Author's note: Thank you for your support. The more I read about LGBT, the crazier it seems. The arrest of a Self-Defense Force officer was a news item that broke in the past two days.

Chapter 12: Buying a New Home, Trillion

In the evening, the news that a Self-Defense Force officer escaped from the barracks by lying in the trunk just to eat instantly overshadowed the scandal of the US-Japan joint debt statement.

It seemed as if this incident was born to cover up public opinion.

The six major TV stations began intensive coverage, and adopted a mode unique to the Japanese news industry, which was to divide one thing into ten small things and broadcast them repeatedly, until the anchors and the audience were about to vomit, and then switch to a new topic.

First, the idiotic "What kind of car's trunk can fit a second-class sergeant?", and then a few beautiful female commentators were tied up and sold their bodies. Then they criticized the Self-Defense Forces for their lax entry and exit inspections. Then they publicly investigated the Self-Defense Forces' food problems. Then they brought up the past, "An officer was criticized for eating too much" and "Self-Defense Forces naval generals worked as male prostitutes."

Fuji News Channel has newly recruited female star Minamihara Rui, who serves as Tsutsumi Rei's partner in live news broadcasts. The two women performed a live show on TV where they lay together in the trunk of a Toyota Corolla, showing off their graceful figures to the mostly female audience. It's unknown how much sponsorship fee they received from Toyota.

Anyway, when I turned on the TV this morning, all I saw was the joint statement on US and Japanese debt.

When I watched it again in the afternoon, all the TV stations were discussing the idiotic "officers have no food to eat", and not a single channel mentioned a word about the US-Japan statement.

Li Xinghe, along with Azuma Ai and Higashikawa Yukimi, were waiting in the Metropolitan Police Department for the mission to be completed. Watching the repetitive idiotic performances and brainless commentators on TV, they were speechless and had to turn off the TV to get some peace and quiet.

Even high school student Ai Azuma realized that these hosts and commentators were playing dumb:

"How stupid! You didn't talk about today's business at all, but just reported to the bad sergeant."

Li Xinghe smiled and touched her head:

"It is said that every time an emergency public opinion occurs, Japan's seemingly divided six major TV stations, as well as various print and video media, receive sponsorship from behind-the-scenes financiers. Previously, a print media editor broke the news that when nearly 12% of the 4630 trillion yen COVID- reserve fund disappeared, a financier sponsored them to report that a million yen subsidy originally intended for all residents of a town was given to a poor gambler. The more they give, the more they are paid."

Higashikawa Yukimi's small leather boots hit his calf accurately.

Chiyoai asked from behind:

"What happened to the last 12 trillion yen?"

"I don't know. I can't find out. No one cares."

Li Xinghe spread his hands, and was hit by Xue Shijiang's leather shoes again.

He spread his hands, grabbed the beautiful woman's super long legs, placed them on his knees and continued to talk about the grand event of 2022.

When the COVID-12 pandemic hit, the Japanese legislators and government at all levels spent huge amounts of reserve funds everywhere. Japanese advertising companies, bars and KTVs in Roppongi's red-light district all saw their performance soar. The 16 trillion yen in funds at that time, converted into currency depreciation, was more than the trillion yen that the United States defaulted on today.

But now, the Japanese government is so stingy that it can't even pay bonuses to civil servants.

"It would be great if we could get another 12 trillion yen in reconstruction funds. We can also get a share of the money. Xinghe & Xueshi Insurance Company can help members of Congress insure important warehouses in Japan, and the insurance premiums alone can amount to hundreds of billions of yen a year." Li Xinghe got excited when he thought about how much money he had, and he only regretted that he was not the one who embezzled.

"Our insurance company is called Pacific Warehousing Allianz Insurance Co., Ltd. Although it has not officially opened yet, we are already in the process of preparation." Xue Shi's anger rose again.

"I'll pay attention next time."

Of course, Li Xinghe's imagination was so creative that Dongchuan Xueshi also had something to think about.

After Sanae Takaichi is elected, perhaps she can let that woman named Shikamiyachi manipulate the situation and raise some funds to share the profits.

Thinking of this woman, Dongchuan Xueshi became furious and grabbed Li Xinghe's arm:

"Listen carefully, if it's that stupid woman Maria, it's fine. But if you dare to hang out with a vicious woman like Shikamiya, I'll be really angry. She's not under our control, and she might even use us in return!"

She also turned back to give my wife loving advice:

"Ai-chan, keep an eye on him."

"Hi! Xiao Ai is working 24 hours a day to protect the chastity of Ou Dou-san." Azuma Ai stood up cutely and gave an unorthodox military salute.

......

After finishing work at the Metropolitan Police Department, Li Xinghe took his child home and sent him to the dormitory of Ochanomizu High School.

Fuji Rie is still working overtime today. Miyake Maria put on beautiful idol makeup and knelt on the edge of the bed on the second floor to shoot a short video of the virtual idol's stupid dance.