[Stop pretending and start posing: Mio, don't be afraid (touch), you set a coordinate, we will go to your place through the mission transmission. ]

[You must be the singer: Wait a minute, I have a gift for you]

[Ordinary office worker: How about I bring some too? ]

【What a big bowl of rice: OVO! 】

[Stop pretending and start: Nana Ming, calm down. No one wants to buy the specialties from your world! ]

There is nothing good to give as a gift for the first meeting, so I will just give each of my group members a cute little real person.

Chapter 8: The first sales order is here

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Mio Akiyama feels that a lot of strange things have happened recently.

First of all, as a private girls' school, they had a boy transfer in, but no one objected. Even Zhuangzhuang thought it was normal.

The boy named "Lin Fan" is also very strange. He tries every means to join the light music club. Even his instructor, Xiao Zuohe, has no objection.

Although he showed that he was proficient in various musical instruments and singing techniques, Mio Akiyama always felt a sense of disharmony in his music.

He claimed that the music was original, but he didn't seem to be very skilled at singing it.

Perhaps this is something that can only be felt after joining a chat group and becoming a singularity. Because it is a singularity, one can sense the sense of incongruity in the ordinary.

[Stop pretending and start: Then, blue and white bowl, I’m coming in! ]

[The Ultimate Toolman: Tokyo Police Department! Open the door! ]

[You are the singer: Ala Ala, group leader, please stop saying such teasing words, everyone knows that mio is a blue and white bowl]

[Uchiha Kenji: Uh... So what exactly is the blue and white bowl? ]

[Ordinary office workers: A rice bowl with blue and white stripes for serving rice.]

[Uchiha Kenji: So Miss Rice's house only has blue and white bowls?]

[I’m so cute: Yeah, yeah, yeah (laughs)]

[What a big bowl of rice: ...I've opened the time travel restriction, you guys come over here]

[What a big bowl of rice: Also, don’t talk about this topic! The blue and white bowl, etc., the only thing that is most annoying is that the parties involved are completely unaware of it! ]

Mio Akiyama squatted in the corner next to the school gate, with her hands on her head, defending herself.

[Group members are traveling through time... connecting to the world wall... submitting information to the World Administration... review successful]

A magnificent light gate appeared in front of Le Zheng Qinghe, which scared Long Ear Rabbit and Miss Skirt. They subconsciously stopped Le Zheng Qinghe behind them with caution.

"It's okay, there won't be any danger." Yue Zhengqinghe used the power of Changpan to convey his words to the elves. He put the elves away, stood up and gently pushed open the light door. The dazzling white light instantly submerged him.

[The mission members are in place, the language conversion function has been covered, and the group live broadcast is automatically started as a mission record - observing, guarding, and recording are our original intentions]

In the K-ON world, three light gates with white stairs suddenly appeared in front of Akiyama Mio, and three figures appeared in the light gates.

“Hey, lost girl… Hey, hey, hey!” A silver-haired girl pretending to be deep rolled down the steps under the light door and fell in front of Akiyama Mio with a plop. “Ah, hey, hey, what kind of service is this? Why is there a staircase outside the door?!”

Yue Zhengqing put one foot on the steps, and the light gate slowly closed behind him: "So, you have to watch the road when you walk."

From another light door, a reliable adult male with blond hair, wearing a black suit and frameless sunglasses, walked out along the stairs.

“It’s so abominable. You guys don’t even give me a hand and let me embarrass myself in front of the beautiful girl?” The group leader held his waist and stood up.

"That's right. You are the one who is most embarrassed." Le Zhengqing spread his hands and said, "Just start the show."

"The air is very clean, without any cursed energy or smell of cursed spirits." Nanami Kento looked at the clear sky and said, "As expected, sorcerers are shit! This is the peaceful life I want."

"Then you and Kira Yoshikage must have a lot in common." The group leader chuckled, "After all, one of you is Kaiba and the other is Naraku."

"What is she saying?"

"Voice actor stalk." Yue Zhengqinghe explained to Nanami Kento, "Just like the voice actors of Mio and Amakusa Shino are the same person. One is extremely shy, and the other is extremely erotic.

"Thank you for your answer. I roughly understand..." Nanami Kento nodded and turned his gaze to the silver-haired girl. "Come to think of it, the group leader hasn't told us your name yet, right? I can't ask you to stop pretending during the mission..."

“Stop, stop, stop,” the silver-haired girl hurriedly stopped Nanami Kento from talking, “So I haven’t said it yet? I always thought I said it. Then you must listen carefully to my name, my name is——”

[Uchiha Kenji: The best toy salesman in the Winter Kingdom? ]

[Uchiha Kenji has been muted for one minute]

“Ahem, my name is - Fierce Silver, Valkyrie on the battlefield, Lord of Swords, Ye Zhenzhen!” The silver-haired girl struck an extremely childish pose, and Fischl called her an expert after seeing it.

"Your last name is Ye, that's not surprising." Le Zhengqinghe said with little interest, "You don't have enough nicknames, you should learn from Dragon Mother."

"Little cutie, Le Zhengqing and you, little cutie, I wish you a long and healthy life!" Ye Zhenzhen was pulled by Akiyama Mio, and she kept swearing.

"Okay, let's go find that illegal traveler first. After I came to this world, some of my powers cannot be used due to the restrictions of this world. Let's end this as soon as possible."

"It's really a bit uncomfortable, this feeling of uneasiness and powerlessness from the bottom of my heart." Ye Zhenzhen took Akiyama Mio's arm and said, "Then the two of us will go in to investigate, and you guys will wait outside to block them?"

"Visitors of the opposite sex should be able to enter the school, even if it is a girls' school." Yue Zhengqing narrowed his eyes slightly, "You don't have any other plans, do you?"

"Is it not okay for me to get close to a girl?"

"Then you don't have to worry about us at all."

Finally, Akiyama Mio brought the three people and entered Sakuragaoka Girls' School after registering as visitors. The four of them walked all the way to the activity room of the light music club.

"By the way, if I meet other people later, how should I explain your identities?" Akiyama Mio suddenly remembered this question and turned to look at the three people.

"I'm your uncle, and I'm here to bring you a lunch box." Kento Nanami took out a lunch box.

"Uh... I'm your cousin from a relative's family, and I'm here to see you." Le Zhengqinghe took out eight cups of milk tea.

"Then...then I am an international student, and I am here to check out the place." Ye Zhenzhen also reacted and took out a student shoulder bag.

"You guys are really well prepared..." Akiyama Mio breathed a sigh of relief and pushed open the door of the light music club.

As soon as the four of them entered, they saw the girls from the light music club drinking tea. After some explanations and greetings, Akiyama Mio felt the eyes of her three group members were on her back.

Also, as newcomers, it is not appropriate for them to ask the whereabouts of illegal crossers.

At this moment, the sound of a door being pushed open happened to be heard. Everyone turned around and saw a Chinese man with short hair suddenly showing an expression as if he had seen a ghost.

"It's okay that they are two strangers, but how come Nanami Kento is in the world of K-ON!? Is this actually a souvenir comic? Or a fusion world with Jujutsu Kaisen?"

Several thoughts flashed through Lin Fan's mind, and he quickly called the system in his mind: "System! System! What's going on? Didn't we agree to return to the daily world?"

(Ding! Re-test completed, this world is indeed a normal world)

"Why is that character from Jujutsu Kaisen here? Give me an explanation!"

(Ding! Testing... Unable to analyze, the other party's body is wrapped in a layer of substance that is beyond my authority)

"Damn it! Aren't you an omnipotent system? Hurry up and think of a way to get by."

(Ding! This system is the "Universal Entertainment Emperor System" and cannot provide any extraordinary power)

"I found you, the time traveler." Ye Zhenzhen said this in Chinese, and Lin Fan's expression changed again and again.

"Fuck, they can't be from the Time Management Bureau!"

[The target of the illegal traverser has been confirmed, and its location will be transmitted to the task personnel's retina in the form of a small map. ]

Chapter 9: Take my trick of blinding your eyes with blood

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Lin Fan ran away. He ran out of Yingaoka Girls' School and saw a bicycle parked on the side of the road.

"System, give me driving skills and lock picking ability, quick! If I get caught by them, you can't stay away!"

It took several seconds for his system to respond to Lin Fan's request.

(Ding! It is detected that the host has been located by an unknown force, and the popularity points are deducted. Skills: Bicycle Driving-Top Level and Acting-Lock Picking Thief-Top Level)

Lin Fan felt a surge of strength in his legs, and his fingers became more nimble. He broke off a branch and pried open the lock of the bicycle, then quickly sat on it.

"Hey, thief!" the security guard at the school gate shouted quickly, "Which school are you from? Stop!"

"Get out of here!" Lin Fan used the power gained from the "Skills - Li Lianjie's Martial Arts" he bought on credit to kick the innocent security guard several meters away. The clear sound of a broken bone made the security guard unable to chase him and could only endure the severe pain and call for emergency help.

"Miss Qun'er, aromatherapy." Le Zhengqinghe released Miss Qun'er to treat the security guard who was implicated. Nanami Kento chased after her, but there was no transportation around and Lin Fan managed to escape.

"How's it going, did you catch him?" Ye Zhenzhen and Akiyama Mio, who were responsible for explaining to the others, rushed to the door and found that Lin Fan had already run far away. Nanami Kento also joined the three of them. Fortunately, the position of Lin Fan was automatically imaged on the retina, so they did not lose him.

After using hypnotic powder to make the security guard fall asleep, Akiyama Mio frowned anxiously: "What should I do next? He escaped..."

Le Zhengqing looked around. There were no shared bikes in Neon. They couldn't just stop someone on the street, beat him up, and rob his bike...

Looking across the guard room, Yue Zhengqinghe suddenly asked Akiyama Mio: "Whose thing is that?"

Akiyama Mio looked at the lost and found column over there, where there were a pile of books, a game console and a pair of ice skates.

"That one? I don't know who it belongs to...it's been there for months."

"That belongs to the eldest lady." An old man in a butler's uniform suddenly appeared. He was Saito, the butler of the Kotobuki family, responsible for taking care of Kotobuki's life.

"I saw everything that happened just now. The young lady asked me to help you if necessary. I don't know why, but I can still help you with this."

"It looks like there is a way," Yue Zhengqinghe stepped forward to check the size of the ice skates. He was worried that they might be too small, but he didn't expect that they were exactly the same size as his.

"Thank your young lady for me. Also, I will pay for it." Le Zhengqinghe said as he put on his ice skates.

"It's okay, it's okay. The young lady already has a new one, so just consider it a gift for you." Saito waved his hand nonchalantly.

"Hey, you're not trying to catch up with the bicycle with these skates? We're on dry land!" Ye Zhenzhen's eyes widened.

"Who says we can't use ice skates on dry land? As a coordination trainer, sometimes I have to master some weird skills for performances. It's just figure skating, and I'm very skilled at it." Le Zheng Qinghe put on his ice skates and thanked Butler Saito again.

"By the way, do you have masks?" Le Zhengqinghe looked at the three people.

"You are really... here." Ye Zhenzhen took out a white medical mask and handed it over, and Le Zhengqinghe quickly put it on.

"Also, I think you need this." Nanami Kento took off his sunglasses and threw them to Yue Zheng Qinghe. He pointed at his eyes and said, "It is also necessary to protect your eyes while moving forward."

"Thank you, Nanami." Yue Zhengqinghe put on Nanami Kento's sunglasses, supported himself on the ground with both hands, and put the front end of the ice skates against the ground.

"I will catch up with him." A large flame ignited under Le Zheng Qinghe's feet. This was the ability given to him by his natal spirit, the burning bug.

The explosion of flames was used as a boost, and the force and inertia allowed the ice skates to slide on dry land. If Le Zhengqing had an ice elf, it would be even more convenient. He only needed to continuously cover the road ahead with a thin layer of ice.

The flames pushed Le Zhengqinghe out quickly. The instantaneous push on his back made it difficult for him to maintain his balance. The ice blade drew a series of sparks on the ground.

There was a sharp downhill turn ahead. Le Zhengqinghe squatted down slightly, stretched out his hands and pressed them on the ground at the turn, using the thrust, centrifugal force and friction to make himself turn quickly without hitting the fence directly.

However, the hand he used to turn was already covered in blood, and the damage caused by this non-elf energy could only be resisted by his own physique.

Then the small map appeared, and Le Zhengqinghe either took a shortcut or walked in a straight line, or even shot out insect silk from his palm, with one end fixed on the ground and the other end stuck to the eaves, and then placed the ice blade horizontally and used the propulsion to quickly slide over the silk and walk in a straight line on the roof.

The reason why I asked Ye Zhenzhen and the others for masks is that during the rotation and sliding movements, the facial expressions will be very distorted due to the centrifugal force and thrust, so they need to be covered with masks.

After spinning a few times and jumping down from the roof, the ice skates landed steadily on the cushioning net made of insect silk. In front of Le Zhengqinghe was Lin Fan, who was pedaling hard on his bicycle.

"Fuck, you can catch up with me even when wearing ice skates from such a distance, are you still human?" Lin Fan turned around and saw Le Zheng Qinghe who was chasing him closely, and exchanged a prop long sword from the system.

Even if the prop is not sharpened, it can definitely pierce a person through with this potential energy.

A cluster of flames ignited on Le Zhengqing's intact left hand, and he threw it out and attached it to the prop long sword to burn. Steel is a good conductor of heat, and Lin Fan quickly threw the long sword away when he felt the temperature in his palm.

Taking out the Long-eared Rabbit's Poké Ball, Le Zhengqinghe threw it at Lin Fan, "Move at high speed and kick him down!"

The jackrabbit leaped out of the Poké Ball, its right leg wrapped in white energy, and it launched a kick.

"System! Use the Overlord Card!" This is what Lin Fan got from the gift pack. It can be used to act like a tough guy when performing.

Suddenly, Lin Fan's body was wrapped in a layer of golden light, and the long-eared rabbit's kicking skill did not cause any scratches on the bicycle.

"How come even Pokémon are coming out! What the hell is this!"

"Instead of worrying about this, you should worry about yourself." Le Zhengqinghe saw the moment when the golden light on Lin Fan disappeared, and stretched out his bloody right hand.

“Take this trick of mine and blind you with blood!” A hand suddenly stretched out and pressed down on Lin Fan’s eyes. Both of them lost their balance. The next second, they fell out together as the bicycle tilted, and rolled several times on the asphalt road.

Le Zhengqing held Lin Fan's eyes tightly, panting and knocking his head against the curb.

Changing hands, Le Zhengqinghe asked the long-eared rabbit that was chasing him to take out Miss Qun'er's Poké Ball.

"Not here, it's on the belt." The long-eared rabbit reached into Le Zhengqing's trouser pocket and touched the object that pressed against her every night. She blushed, took off the Poké Ball on the belt and released Miss Skirt.

Aromatherapy easily healed Le Zheng Qinghe's hand, and then Miss Qun'er tied up Lin Fan with parasitic seeds, and then took the poor time traveler and the slightly damaged bicycle back to Yingqiu Girls' School barefoot.

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