Blue Sea, Gin-sang, I am a good citizen!

"Where to run!"

The expressions of the two JCs at this moment were completely crazy, with hideous smiles on their faces and extremely rampant laughter. Their once kind faces seemed like masks used to deceive the people.

"Do you still have the image of a people's police officer?! Gin-san is going to file a complaint against you!!!"

Hearing Gintoki's shout, the two JCs looked disdainful.

The righteous police officer will not listen to the complaint of the half-naked perverted man.

As the distance between the four people got closer, Gintoki and Shinnosuke knew that they could no longer run around the auditorium, so they turned into the path between the auditorium and the teaching building.

There are pipes running in all directions in the path, and an air-conditioner unit is installed here and there, so you can't get in even if you ride a bicycle.

"You two bastards, it doesn't matter if you ride a bike, you still can't catch Gin-san!"

Gintoki felt secretly happy when he thought of the two guys' angry looks.

“But this place is also real…”

Shinnosuke twitched his nose and frowned in disgust. As soon as he walked in, he smelled a strong smell of heather.

"Come over with Gin-san tonight and try using a flashlight. There are definitely several short movies going on at the same time."

Anywhere on a college campus could be a mating ground for hormonally charged college students.

A quiet path like this is even more like a massage parlor than a massage parlor.

Just when the two thought they could finally breathe a sigh of relief, those two bastard JCs appeared in front of them... They drove around!!!

"Stop the fucking thing!"

"Hurry up and surrender!"

The two JCs shouted desperately, obviously they were already a little exhausted, but they still chased Gintoki and Shinnosuke relentlessly.

"How much money do you guys make in a month? Is it necessary to work so hard?!"

What Gintoki didn't know was that at this point, it was no longer a matter of crime or money, but a real fight between two men!!!

Seeing that the two JCs were stubborn, they said nothing more and turned around to go back the same way. They were not tired, but they wanted to smell that damn smell again.

However, just as the two of them walked out of the path, they ran into two JCs head-on, and the four of them were stunned again...

"Why are you running? Just stand there!"

Iori, who was not far away, shouted, and the two men reacted as well. While JC's head and body had not yet been successfully connected, they ran directly towards Iori.

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Chapter 17: The Three Heroes of the Toilet

"Whoohoo-"

"No JC is chasing us, right?"

“They should have gone somewhere else.”

The three people hiding behind the bushes observed their surroundings and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Just at the end, there were six or seven police officers following them, and those two crazy guys on motorcycles even wanted to hit them!!!

"But, those two guys look a little familiar?"

Gintoki touched his chin and said that because they were wearing hats and he was in a hurry, he couldn't see clearly.

"But why are you two being chased by JC?"

Iori looked at the two of them and asked in confusion, "Did they also go to ask for other people's clothes?"

Hearing Iori's words, Gintoki and Shinnosuke couldn't help but have veins bulging on their foreheads, and then each of them punched Iori directly on the head!

"It's all because of you, you bastard, perverted scum!!!"

"If you hadn't been a hooligan to Kotegawa, how could we be harmed by you? You wretched bastard, perverted scum!!!"

The two men shouted angrily, their fists still smoking.

Iori held his head and cried in pain. His head was not as hard as Shinnosuke's, and two big bumps appeared on it.

"You're going too far, asshole. And didn't you ask me to go there myself?!"

"Also, I didn't act rude to Chisa!!!"

Iori yelled at the two of them in annoyance, saying that these two bastards didn't even think about why they were being chased by JC!

How could a normal police officer turn a blind eye when seeing two half-naked perverts walking around the school wearing only panties?!

"How many police officers have you offended, you bastard!"

Gintoki looked at Iori and asked speechlessly.

"How would I know where so many came from?!"

"And I had already gotten away from them. It was all because of that blond guy named Imamura Kohei!"

When Iori thought about what had just happened, a look of displeasure appeared on his face.

"Imamura Kohei? Oh, the blond handsome guy in class today?"

"What does this have to do with him?"

The two looked at Iori with some confusion and asked.

"Just now I just wanted him to take off his clothes for me, but he actually brought JC here! That bastard!!!"

After hearing what Iori said, the two people on the side were completely speechless. They walked behind Iori and patted him on the back gently.

"Don't worry, Iori. When I get back I'll discuss with your uncle and have you sent to a mental hospital for further studies."

"Of course, eating at the government-run restaurant is also effective, but the key is to never give up on treatment!!!"

The two people's earnest words made Iori's forehead bulge with veins.

"You two guys are the only ones who have no right to say such things!!!"

Iori shouted at the two of them in displeasure, and the shouting also attracted JC who was not far away. The three of them were so scared that they quickly squatted down and hid in the bushes.

Gintoki didn't know why. He was hiding in a place that was easy to find, but they just didn't come to find him. They just kept wandering around the bushes.

Maybe, this is the rule of comedy.

"No, we can't hide in a place like this anymore. It's better to find a safer place."

Shinnosuke looked at the increasing number of JCs around him and said to the two people beside him.

"Go over there."

At this time, Gintoki pointed to a public toilet not far away and said that the three of them could just crawl over there through the bushes.

Shinnosuke and Iori nodded when they heard this, agreeing with Gintoki's suggestion, and the three of them rushed straight forward along the bushes using their hands and feet.

A couple not far away were also stunned by this scene... Humans have regressed, the Planet of the Apes is about to rise!!!

Fortunately, the three of them arrived at the toilet safely without being discovered by JC.

There are exactly three cubicles in the toilet, and no one is using them at the moment. There is just one residual stool for each person... Those guys who are in a hurry to pee or poop will probably be in trouble next.

The three of them pulled down their pants and sat on the toilet, lost in thought.

"What should we do next? Now those guys are looking for us all over the school."

"Wait a little while, we'll go check it out in a little while, and once they leave we'll go find the seniors and ask for some clothes."

After Gintoki finished speaking, the three of them fell silent again. At this moment, Iori couldn't help himself and spoke.

"Speaking of which...why do we have to pull our pants down?"

“It just comes naturally, muscle memory.”

"Isn't it weird to sit on the toilet with pants on? And Gin-san has a special feeling for Vinci."

Gintoki sat on the toilet and said seriously that when he met Vinci, he subconsciously wanted to feed it so that Gin-san would not be sucked in again.

Just like that, the three of them sat on the toilet silently, without saying a word, until...

Dong~×3

Three sounds of falling into the water were heard at the same time. The three remnants looked up at the sky together, relaxed their tense bodies, clenched their fists and stood on tiptoe.

“It’s cool~~~”

Originally, the three of them had not thought about taking a shit, but due to the laws of heaven and earth and the laws of nature, even the three of them could not resist the rhythm of the sphincter.

"Okay, now that we're done, let's get ready to go find the seniors."

As Gintoki said this, he reached behind him, but after searching for a long time, he didn't feel anything.

Gintoki looked around nervously and saw empty partitions.

He swallowed, cold sweat gradually broke out on his body... and turned his head to look back.

There is no paper!!!

"Hey, you guys..."

"..."

The silence was deafening.

Before one crisis is over, another one arises. The three remnants are now completely in despair.

"How to do?"

Iori asked, his voice much deeper.

"Want someone to rescue you?"

Shinnosuke looked at the ceiling, and the light in his eyes had disappeared.

"Wait a moment."

Gintoki said that there were some things he didn't want to do until the last minute.

Unfortunately, the three of them waited for an unknown amount of time, but no one showed up.

"If we wait any longer, the shit will dry up, and then it will be itchy and disgusting."

Gintoki said with lingering fear as he recalled his past experiences.

"What the hell is going on in this school?!"

"The toilet won't even put a roll of toilet paper?! I want to complain!!!"

Iori and Shinnosuke were completely pissed off and cursed while sitting on the toilet.

"No, my college life must not be covered with shit!!!"

"That's right, we can't give up yet! Xiaoyin, think of a solution quickly!!!"

The two knocked on Gintoki's partition, anxiously asking for help.

"There are only two ways now. Either use panties, or... you know what I mean."

Now there are two options before the three of them. If they use panties, then they will definitely not be able to put them on again, and then the three of them will really have to run around naked. And if they run into that group of JCs again, it won't be as simple as going to the police station to drink tea and enjoy the air conditioning.

So, there was actually only one way left for the three of them.

"Gentlemen, we have no way out!"

Gintoki shouted and also stretched out his left hand tremblingly.

Zuo, Yinsang treats you very well on weekdays. He never lets you do any hard work except in bed.

Now, it's time for you to repay Yin-sang!!!

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Chapter 18: Kid, This Is Not Funny

Silence is better than sound at this moment.

The three of them took out their left hands in tacit understanding, and then began to prepare themselves mentally.

Gintoki looked at the five fingers of his left hand, wondering which one had the least contact with him.