"Then I hope that the majority of male compatriots can open their eyes and look at the time... Anyway, um... We women have already awakened and have long been on the road to independence. I hope that our male compatriots can um... open their eyes and look at the world, and not just... um, curse and swear after their defenses are broken..."
It was obvious that her intelligent brain did not have time to process these complex words full of outlook on life and philosophical thoughts. What she said was extremely inconsistent and did not seem to be understandable to a normal person.
Men are required to open their eyes to the world, to be awakened, so why do they still come to blind dates? Is it because they can't get married? Or does awakening independence ≠ economic independence?
The top three specialties, please, are the specialties ranked again here?
Also, is being an examinee also a job? And the future salary is 10,000+, what, can you dream that your future salary is 10,000?
It's really outrageous! Stinky! Shrimp heads!
Although these words were outrageous, the host was still very diligent and responsible in rounding up the topic.
"Oh, then let's see if there are any male compatriots willing to come up and take a look?"
I can only say that there are still too many turtle men. As soon as the host finished speaking, a boy walked up and as expected, he was humiliated by the little fairy and then walked away.
Then another boy walked up and was humiliated as well. Bai Hua was very annoyed and turned around to leave, but was stopped by the white-collar worker.
"What's the matter? Do you still want to see how your sisters kill everyone?"
"Come on, brother, why don't you just treat her like a monkey? Isn't that quite interesting?"
Hiss..., this understanding..., high-end!
49. After you wake up, you should open your eyes to see the world! No exaggeration! It is indeed great!
"Sister, it's you who's to blame!"
Thinking about it this way, it seems that there is indeed no problem. Just watch it as a monkey. It has nothing to do with me anyway.
Sister Juexing's episode ended very quickly. Since the rule of this blind date was that one could stand behind the stage and look at the boys and girls who they didn't like yet, Sister Juexing sat back and began to admire herself.
But soon the old fairy who I met on the bus appeared on the scene.
As always, she held the photo in her hand and uttered the classic line again.
The characteristic is that there is no characteristic, the advantage is that there is no advantage, and I don’t know how the exit was opened!
The fairies in the audience and on the stage immediately burst into laughter. It was obvious that the son of this old fairy was really an ordinary person, but they had to find a bunch of useless adjectives. Not only the fairies, but even the normal boys and girls couldn't help laughing.
"Hey, what's wrong with you little comrades? My son is so good, how come you can't see it?"
"Auntie, your son is not gay, is he? I see a lot of gays look like that."
"You are talking nonsense, you are just jealous of my son!"
The old lady stepped down, and the next one was a beauty who looked to be around 30. She was indeed a beauty, a real beauty, but I don’t know if she had any Hextech technology. Overall, she scored around 7 points, which was considered a beauty.
She's tall and has everything she wants, but the conditions she put forward are a bit outrageous. She actually wants a dowry of 30 yuan, and also requires a house, and to marry into her family afterwards...
As a return gift, three quilts, not three times, but three quilts!
Listening to her self-introduction, Bai Hua really couldn't help himself, but Li Jiayu next to him couldn't help himself first.
"What's wrong? Jia Jia, why are you smiling so happily?"
"Oh, nothing, it's just... this person is from our live streaming circle, emmmm, a welfare girl... about 800 per time."
"Holy crap, 800 for one time? 30 for a wedding? It's not that outrageous to use a public vehicle for personal purposes, right?"
Bai Hua really couldn't help it. Looking at this guy, he couldn't even laugh even if he wanted to. He really has double standards, right?
However, someone in the audience recognized him, so a big brother came over and shouted:
"This is just an internet celebrity, don't date her!"
There was laughter and joy in the arena, and everyone obviously knew what an internet celebrity looked like.
However, it still couldn't stop the turtles' progress. Some brave warriors still came on stage and said that they were willing to give it a try. Bai Hua really wanted to go on stage and say, "Dude, you can't control it!"
I have to say, when watching this kind of show, you really shouldn't take it too seriously. You have to use Bai Ling's understanding and just watch it as a monkey.
The four of them watched with great interest. After about two hours, the blind date ended. Amid the host's congratulations, everyone left one after another.
"I'll come again next time."
Bai Hua spat out the melon seed shells in his mouth, saying that there were not many things like this that could make him happy, and he really needed to take a closer look.
"Tsk, you must have liked it, you ate so many melon seeds..."
Bai Ling said speechlessly while holding a bag of melon seed shells.
"Hey, hey, hey? Brother, look over there!"
"What's wrong?"
Just when Bai Hua was planning to teach his disobedient sister a lesson, Yiyi found new fun.
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"Look, is it that girl?"
It's that awakening sister, what's wrong? Is there anything else good to see?
Wow! I really opened my eyes to the world! It's true, no exaggeration!
After Sister Juexing walked off the stage, she saw a few Brother Nis who came to visit. This guy had completely lost the arrogance he had on the stage, and he surrounded the others like a pug wagging its tail.
If you don't know, you might think this is a pigtail, living in the Qing Dynasty.
Not only that, this guy followed a few Ni brothers without any subordinates, well, it's really...
Open your eyes and see the world!
"Brother, forget about this kind of woman, let's go shopping and buy some delicious food, okay~"
"Okay, okay, let's go buy some food."
There is no point in getting angry. After all, some people have a braid in their hearts that can't be cut off.
The four of them staggered into the mall, attracting countless gazes along the way. Bai Hua very rudely activated the [Gaze] rune on Yi Yi's body, causing the little girl to have to snuggle up to him and not dare to see anyone.
"Yiyi, look! Gachapon!"
Bai Ling was so into the fun that she became happier when she saw a gashapon machine. She bought three gashapon toys, opened them happily, gave one to Yiyi, and kept the other two for herself.
"Brother..., let's... go to the bathroom, okay~"
Yiyi in my arms was trying very hard to endure it, however, the effect of the [Gaze] rune was not so easy to achieve. The vibration effect of the prosthesis it produced bounced back and forth on the J point, and it was impossible for her to adapt to it.
"What's wrong?"
"Brother, you are bad!"
"Okay... Bai Ling, Jia Jia, wait a moment. Yi Yi and I are going to the bathroom."
"Woo!"
Bai Ling was angry again. Why is this happening? We had agreed to have fun, why did she have to go to the toilet again?
Jiuwu Ling Yi Ba Ling Jiu Another
angry!
The two could only stand at the toilet door and wait. However, Li Jiayu's face soon turned red. After saying something to Bai Ling, she also went in, leaving her alone waiting at the door...
50. My sister! She’s amazing! The nemesis of fairies!
Damn brother! Damn Yiyi! Damn Li Jiayu!
Bai Ling squatted at the door of the toilet with a sulky look on her face. She actually wanted to go in, but she was reluctant to compete with Li Jiayu for her brother's favor.
But..., it's really good! What a bad brother! She seemed to be able to feel the runes shining.
hateful!
I must teach Yiyi a lesson later! She always forgets her friends when she sees a beautiful woman!
"Beauty, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable? Do you want me to help you?"
Just when Bai Ling was cursing Yi Yi for being a shopaholic who forgot her friends for the sake of beauty, a boy walked over.
He asked Bai Ling tactfully in a tone that he thought was very considerate if she needed help, thinking that he was the warmest of the warmest men.
Bai Ling looked at this guy as if he was a fool and was too lazy to pay any attention to him.
"Hey? Beauty, what's wrong with you? Why don't you speak? Do you want me to help you?"
The guy reiterated his concern again, and at the same time stretched out his hand as if trying to do something, looking very obscene.
"Get away, you stinky bastard! Don't get close to me! If you dare to touch me, I'll break your fingers! You're such a fool! Can't you see I don't even bother to pay attention to you? Why do you have to come up here to get scolded? What's wrong? Teddy? Can't you control yourself when you see people?"
"You, you, you! I'm kind and concerned about you, but you think I'm this kind of person?"
The man had a sad expression on his face. If he hadn't done anything wrong just now, he would have really been a good person who was blessed.
"Are you pretending to be n*gga? What were you trying to do with your hands just now? Do you think you can touch me? You are such a fool!"
Bai Ling's violent outburst drew praise from two girls who had just come out of the bathroom, and they wanted to start empathizing with her right away.
"That's right, if you don't leave, we'll meet at a certain bookstore! Don't embarrass yourself here, shrimp-headed man!"
"Go away, shrimp-head man!"
It was obvious that this was the first time the man had seen such a scene. He didn't care whether he was right or not and just turned around and left the scene.
Bai Ling had found a window to vent her dissatisfaction, and she was in a much better mood. At this moment, she spotted three sneaky figures beside the toilet out of the corner of her eye, so she pushed through the crowd and came to the three people.
"elder brother!"
Bai Hua, who was knocked unconscious by his sister's charge, had no idea what was going on. After he finished relieving himself in the toilet, he suddenly found several people at the toilet door. If a girl was found coming out of the men's toilet, it would mean social death for the two girls!
Therefore, he could only sneakily take the two of them out, but as soon as they came out, they were bumped into by Bai Ling...
"Oh shit, my stomach..."
"Oh my, I'm sorry, bro, don't be angry~"
"Do you know that you almost knocked my soul out?"
"Wow..., who told you to just play with them..."
Bai Ling's coy look made the onlookers feel a little bit difficult to accept, right? Where was the little fairy who just violently output?
How come she suddenly became the gentle and lovely girl next door?
Are you making trouble?
But the most devastated ones are the two little fairies who regard Bai Ling as their confidante.
They were originally prepared to find Bai Ling and their friends to discuss the cause of women's boxing, but now, they were hit in the face and made loud noises.
"How could you do this? How could you treat Guo Nan like this... like this... you!"
"What Guo Nan? This is my husband. You guys are really, you are not here to fight because no one is chasing you, right? No way, no way?"
"I have a good husband who loves me. Even if he has no money, I am willing to work hard with him. You can't find a good husband because you don't want to work hard, right? No way? No way?"
"Are you parasites? Can't you survive without a host? Do you have two hands just for begging? You are such a waste!"
It has to be said that Bai Ling's combat capability has improved again, and she can now kill with full strength.
The two fairies were also dumbfounded. They stood there speechless and watched the four people leave without saying anything.
"Wow, Ling'er, you are amazing. Why didn't I realize you are so eloquent before?"
Yiyi was very envious of Bai Ling's eloquence and looked at her with envy on her face.
"Tsk..., when will you stop being so obsessed with women and forgetting your friends for the sake of beauty, you little shopper!"
"Damn it, Bai Ling, make some noise, this is not home!"
He almost died of laughter just now. Bai Ling had no control over her thoughts when she spoke, and she was very loud, as if the word "shopping spree" was a common word.
Yiyi blushed and felt shy after what she said, and she lowered her head and dared not see anyone.
"Okay... okay, brother... I'm hungry, let's go eat something..."
Although they didn't play much, watching a show is very tiring. Bai Ling said she wanted to eat something.
Li Jiayu also said that she was a little hungry and wanted to see if there was anything delicious nearby.
"Jia Jia, are you hungry too? Well, let's go see if there's anything to eat nearby."
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