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Chapter 23 Are you awake?

"Clap."

Xing Yuanhui walked into the student union carrying a box of things, then he took a step back and the door was closed cleanly.

“…Although I know this looks cool in the eyes of boys, please close the door with your hand next time.” Fujiwara Chika shook her head slowly, took a sip of black tea, then took the empty cup and poured tea for her junior.

The vice president looked up from the table and nodded in agreement. To others, this was probably no different from a warning.

But Xing Yuanhui was not as scared of Kaguya as Ishigami, and was not restrained in his words.

"There's nothing we can do about it. It's good enough that we don't have to use our feet." The general affairs officer weighed the box in his hand and walked straight to the table to put it down.

Of course, although they were impolite in their words, the two girls knew that Xing Yuanhui was a man who would listen to what they said, so they did not emphasize it again.

He went on to say, "These are the things that no one took away when the French welcome party ended. It seems that the school intends to let the student union deal with them."

I was unlucky. I was just sitting quietly in the classroom reading the traffic rules book, but I was caught by the teacher. I originally wanted to go to the cafeteria to buy something to eat.

After saying that, he looked back and found that there were only three of them, so he asked casually, "Isn't the president here?"

Because the student union was busy preparing for the exchange meeting, the principal specially reduced their workload in the past few days, which was a kind gesture to let these freeloaders relax.

Even if there is work, it is all unimportant things, just like this box of things, which can be thrown away without anyone caring.

So Baiyin, who is dedicated to his work, has been a little lazy recently. Unlike before, he no longer comes to work earlier than everyone else and leaves later than everyone else. He finally has some private time.

But judging by his personality, he is probably in the training room or the library.

As for Ishigami... he lost faith in this world after being forced to dance the waltz with Iino. I guess he is now in his small room reliving the touching moments brought to him by anime and games, so that he can gain the motivation to continue living, right?

"Well, he hasn't come yet today." Kaguya put away her homework and textbooks, walked over to open the box, took out the first fancy book on the top, raised her eyebrows and said carefully, "Is this a comic?"

Last time, that crappy magazine brought the young lady a cruel and embarrassing experience, so Kaguya is now very wary of books with covers that feature beautiful girls.

Therefore, she immediately gave it to her first-level chief of staff, professional color appraiser, Secretary Fujiwara, and asked her to take a look.

"This is...!" Fujiwara Chika quickly recognized all the elements on the cover, and began to look around. She leaned close to Kaguya with a very stealthy attitude and whispered, "It must be the legendary one, right? How about taking a quick look?"

Seeing that the senior was so alert, Xing Yuanhui stopped flipping through the banners in the box and took a look -

A yellow-haired student who looks like a domineering president is forcibly holding the short-haired girl's neck and leaning her against him, regardless of her reluctance. There are messy things written on the corners such as "Best Award for Love Questionnaire".

...Isn't it just a girls' comic? How come it's like a street drug deal?

"Do you still want to read this? Either donate it to the library or throw it into the incinerator." Xing Yuanhui said indifferently, "Unless it contains a tutorial on how to choke someone, I won't pay for it."

"Too harsh!" Fujiwara Chika pouted, looking displeased with Xing Yuanhui's words, "I haven't even read girls' comics yet. This is a priceless treasure to me!"

"Ah?" Kaguya and Xingyuanhui were both dumbfounded and very surprised.

Kaguya had heard of the Fujiwara family's strange review mechanism, but she had never imagined that this woman with a bow on her head would actually be bound by the rules.

Xing Yuanhui looked embarrassed and said bluntly: "Senior sister, if you want to watch it, just watch it. There is no need to use such an excuse, right?"

Hearing this, Fujiwara Chika got a little anxious and explained with gestures, "I'm serious! Dad doesn't allow me to read love stories privately. He said I must get his permission, otherwise he will be upset and make a scene, which is very troublesome."

Don't you want your daughter to have any feelings and leave you? This is a straightforward father...

He recalled for a moment and found that Fujiwara Chika had actually complained about this in front of him, such as the restrictions on electronic games, and she would deliberately avoid several types of games when she went to the arcade.

There is always a strong persistence in strange places.

The general affairs officer spread his hands and apologized: "Okay, I misunderstood you, but why did you break the rules this time?"

Could it be that video games are ultimately no match for special attack comics targeting girls? Even the ninth art has its own insurmountable pit.

"I'm really interested in love." Fujiwara Chika took the book from Kaguya and held it high as if it were a treasure. "If dad knew about this, I would definitely be punished. I would be kicked out of the house and end up sleeping in a puppy's house with Pace!"

Then she looked at the two of them and emphasized, "So everyone must help me keep the secret. I don't want to compete with Pace for space."

Xing Yuanhui shrugged and said, "If it doesn't work, you can give Pace to me and you can have the doghouse all to yourself."

"Don't you usually promise me to keep it a secret?" Fujiwara Chika was very dissatisfied and imitated a puppy, barking "woof woof woof" to intimidate Xing Yuanhui, "If I sleep in the doghouse, I will bite you tomorrow!"

"You're taking your anger out on me, right?" He stared at Chika Fujiwara who had turned into a puppy and said with shame, "I promise you, stop barking."

Kaguya, on the other hand, lowered her head, thinking about something. Her eyes gradually became empty, and she murmured, "Sleeping...with Pace?"

Wow, it's really horrifying to hear such a sinful word coming out of Senior Shinomiya's mouth. Xing Yuanhui silently took a step back.

Fujiwara Chikako sulked her face, blushing slightly, and covered her nose with the comic book. She said speechlessly, "I'd better explain that I just meant to sleep, because you said that Pesce and I did something incredible."

Being touched on a sore spot, Kaguya lost her temper, looked away and said shyly, "Please forget about that."

Then she coughed lightly, put her hand on her chest, and confidently announced to the world her hard work behind the scenes: "Although I do lack some knowledge of health care and physical education, I have now taught myself to the high school level! It's no problem!"

“Really?” Senior Sister Butterfly looked at her friend suspiciously, but still pulled Kaguya to sit on the sofa, spread out the book, and said, “The most important knowledge will not be in the textbook.”

The general affairs officer who had been watching silently moved behind them, resting his arms on the back of the sofa, and complained in his heart:

Actually, you are a habitual offender, right? You know so much? Apart from not having seen it with your own eyes, you probably have already learned about it in various ways, such as listening, touching, etc., right? !

But when they see the pages randomly spread out by the secretary, the students will fall silent.

A yellow-haired guy with a cool face and half-pulled his shirt off, leaned close to the ear of the bare-chested and bare-armed heroine and whispered coquettishly:

[I want to eat you...?]

Seeing this, Xing Yuanhui fell silent.

When he looked at the mysterious love heart, it was as if he was piloting an explosion project in his mind, with thunder and stars all over the sky.

I read so fast that by the time I realized I had read something, it was too late.

Suddenly, the vice president, who had turned into a beady-eyed man, grabbed the ominous book to prevent its contents from harming the world again.

Fujiwara Chika's expression was also a little surprised, but she did not back down this time! She was wrestling with the daughter of the Shinomiya family!

Seeing the girls fighting, Xing Yuanhui's consciousness immediately returned, and he gave them a commentary in his mind.

The vice president won the wrestling match by virtue of his years of experience in archery! Did she move the book away to free up her hands to completely subdue her best friend?

Oh! No! The vice president was pinned down by the Chaos Demon! Does she think she has an advantage in the tug-of-war on the sofa? Come on, Senior Sigong! Don't give up easily!

But Fujiwara Chika is not going to give up yet! It seems that she really wants to read this comic! She hasn't fallen yet, she is still outputting!

Three minutes later.

The invincible Kaguya Shinomiya fell.

The two of them sat up again, panting, not bothering to sort out their messy hair and twisted uniforms. Fujiwara Chika was like an elementary school student who was exposed to that world for the first time. Even though her face was already red, she was still persistent. Not afraid of myopia, she enjoyed the fruits of victory. She pulled the book in front of her eyes and savored it carefully.

Xing Yuanhui squatted on the ground silently, only showing his eyes, quietly watching the show beside the sofa.

No one knew about this disaster in the student union...

But is it true that girls' comics are so exciting? They even depict the bed, this is no longer an ordinary comic!

If Lord Ishigami were here, he would probably explain the mysteries to his colleagues who are unfamiliar with this kind of culture.

For example, girls' comics tend to describe facts about extreme relationships between people.

It was not until bright red liquid began to appear on Fujiwara Chika's face that Xing Yuanhui reminded her, "Senior Fujiwara, you have a nosebleed."

It would have been fine if he didn't say anything, but as soon as he opened his mouth he scared the two of them.

Have you forgotten me?

The secretary frantically tried to stop the bleeding. During the process, his eyes never left the book. It was obvious that he had entered hunting mode.

Kaguya turned her face away, not daring to stare at the contents of the comic book like Fujiwara Chika.

After an unknown amount of time, Fujiwara Chika finally murmured, "Kaguya-san, Hoshibuchi-san, this book is so obscene..."

The vice president closed his eyes, but his facial expression was still well controlled. He said with only a slight blush, "... You can tell at a glance, right?"

As for Xing Yuanhui...boys who have a little computer knowledge should have been exposed to these to some extent.

Although we are blind in actual combat, we are all masters of theory! You are still not good enough.

But this matter could not be said out loud, so Xing Yuanhui nodded vaguely and agreed: "Indeed."

Fujiwara Chika laughed while watching it, and said in a dangerous manner: "I think I can understand why my father didn't let me watch this."

“Now that you know, let’s stop…” Kaguya was still unwilling to read the contents of the comics.

The secretary wanted to see more, but as a person who cares about her friends, how could Fujiwara Chika eat it alone?

She flipped through the pages in a hurry, and after checking quickly, she said, "But there are only a few pages of obscene parts, and the rest is not obscene!"

Kaguya looked at the contents of the book page that her best friend had opened hesitantly with a suspicious look.

[You——become mine! ]

The tough man pushed the woman to the wall, grabbed her hand and gave her an order.

"This feudal attitude of treating women as objects... is it satirizing something?" It seems that Kaguya's high school knowledge of health and physical education is not enough to understand some things. She can only think about what the author intends to express from a rational perspective. "Is this thing really interesting?"

"No, it's not like that..." But Fujiwara Chika slowly shook her head and put the book in front of herself. Her voice was soft and there was hesitation in her words, as if every word had been on the tip of her tongue for a long time, and she didn't dare to look directly at Kaguya.

"I...want to be someone's property...I can't say I don't..."

"? Are you awake?" Kaguya was a little anxious. She didn't even have time to say honorifics. She snatched the book and pointed at the contents of the comic. "Being kissed by something like this is like treating yourself as an object! You can't expect any kind of treatment..."

Fujiwara Chika rubbed her slender fingers shyly, tightening and loosening them, not knowing how to let go at all.

"Well, that... although it's very that, but..." She pursed her lips, very shy, "If I can be eaten under the right circumstances, I am not against a slightly tougher approach..."

Wait, shouldn't I be in this JK night talk atmosphere? I should go to the library to see the motorcycles! I should be under the car!

Xing Yuanhui didn't even dare to breathe hard now, and he wished he could just jump out of the window.

Why is this strange conversation happening again? When will it end? It’s only been a few days since the exchange meeting.

But I won't believe your lies. Last time you dragged me to the dance floor to have "fourth love" with gritted teeth, and today you become a pure girl?

So what are you looking at me for? Do I look like some kind of humanoid beast? I can't and don't want to satisfy your desires!

The general affairs officer's thoughts became confused and he began to have wild thoughts.

"In short, this is a top-quality product!" Fujiwara Chika asserted.

"What the hell!" Kaguya said she couldn't accept it.

There was a disagreement, and they remembered that there was a third person in the Student Union Room, so they all looked at the silent General Affairs Officer.

"I have reservations." Xing Yuanhui turned his head away from them, and the potato mine that had popped up shrank back again. "The last time you dragged me into purgatory like a Valkyrie, I will never forget it."

If it hadn't dragged everyone into this in the end, I wouldn't dare to imagine how the people I know would judge this matter after they knew about it.

Come to think of it, if it was Shi Shang, he would probably... That woman dragged Xing Yuan into the dance floor, maybe she wanted to -

Just when he was halfway through reasoning, Xing Yuanhui hunched his shoulders and shuddered.

...Don't think about it anymore, it will only make everyone unhappy!

Seeing the general affairs officer looking scared, Senior Sister Butterfly became anxious: "This is different! These are different situations, we can't generalize!"

Being taken away? Being forced? Want to be owned! ? Want to be eaten? !

Kaguya knew nothing about this thing called sexual fetish, and could only stare in amazement as today's content cruelly shattered her high school health and physical education, shouting angrily what a crazy act this was!

Am I the abnormal one? Damn it, Xingyuan General Manager, stop pretending to be dead behind the sofa! Show your face and make some expressions for me to refer to!

She kept looking through the comics and finally found one she liked.

A man and a woman are wearing the same pair of wired headphones together, looking very warm.

"This seems good, I can accept this!" Kaguya wanted to share it with Fujiwara Chika, but she received a tactful and smiling look from her friend, "What's wrong?!"

The daughter of the Shinomiya family was confused as it was the first time she saw such a pitying look in her eyes.

"It's nothing, as long as Kaguya-san likes it." Fujiwara Chika chuckled, "Children's...cute ones are also very popular~."

"...Enough! I don't care about you anymore!" Kaguya felt depressed as she was being laughed at in an unknown area. She stood up with her hands and left angrily, totally ignoring her best friend who kept trying to keep her.

Damn it, will I be laughed at if I say that I prefer this kind of persona that can be seen in real life over that of a domineering CEO?

Xing Yuanhui moved his body quietly in a ball, intending to slip to the window and escape when the vice president went out.