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The general affairs officer looked up casually and said, "Not bad, thirty-three."

Preparing for the exam with Fujiwara Chika is somewhat useful. After all, one has to read books, and knowledge will be engraved on the cerebral cortex in a rather despicable way.

Ishigami opened his mouth wide, his pupils dilated, and he stepped back a few steps, leaning against the wall and muttered, "...Thirty-three?"

"What's wrong? It's not too bad." Xing Yuanhui looked at his exaggerated performance and unconsciously added, "I ranked tenth in the entrance exam."

It was a shocking fact. Ishigami couldn't believe that the friend who played games online with him all night was actually the ultimate creature in the legend!

You can play all the games you need, have all the fun you need, and still get top marks in exams!

Damn you!

"You betrayed me!" Ishigami screamed heartbreakingly, then he sat on the ground hugging his legs and began to comprehend, "What is the meaning of life?"

Is the meaning of my life to be created to set off other people's children?

"...Why do you all think my grades are bad?" Xing Yuanhui frowned, puzzled, and reached out to pull him up, "Fujiwara and you too, do I look like an idiot?"

As the master of cramming, if you are not respectful, Ishigami, you will drown holding your red-crossed test paper.

"After all, you play games every day just like me, and spend the rest of the time reading extracurricular books, and studied traffic for a month..." Ishigami was pulled up and answered with lifeless eyes.

Oh, by the way, it is said that you failed the second round of exams even though countless people failed. Are you a genius?

In response to this, Xing Yuanhui complained: "Who told you not to copy the process of the homework? At least push it when you copy. If you don't understand anything, even gods can't save you."

There is no chance to even lick Buddha's feet, so I might as well practice my lock-picking skills and go to the office to mark the test papers.

Anyway, Xiuzhiyuan can go directly to university. If you start working hard now, three years will be enough time for you to find the private money hidden in the principal and the dean's office.

"But it's okay." The General Affairs Officer recalled the encounter a few minutes ago, "I think someone will come to rescue you from the water and fire soon."

Although I have to throw you into deep water before I can save you, otherwise you will definitely not be proactive if you haven't been fully soaked in fear.

"Save me? Who..."

At this moment, footsteps stopped in front of them, and a familiar voice sounded in their ears, interrupting Ishigami's words: "Xingyuan, Ishigami, it's just right, I'm looking for you."

It was the president. He nodded and greeted the students around him while looking over at the two of them.

"You got a job right after the exam?" He has been idle these days and doesn't want to work as a general affairs officer.

The accountant was very positive. He turned his grief into motivation and replied: "Please give the order! I want to forget the pain through labor!"

"...It's not that exaggerated. I just have something I want to discuss with you two. It's just a private matter." Baiyin turned his head away, as if it was difficult to speak. "If time permits, let's go to the big cherry tree. It's very quiet there after the petals have fallen."

Chapter 37 I have a friend...

The roar of airplanes can be heard from high in the sky, leaving two white tracks; the gradually restless chirping of cicadas can be heard in the ears, foreshadowing the upcoming summer vacation.

As the breeze blows, the leaves rub against each other, like a natural movement. Every blade of grass on the ground yearns for it and sways gently along with the pace of the baton.

Even the temperature today was unusually comfortable. Was it because of the rain? Or was it because of the unlucky students in the distance who were crying out about their grades and had to face the arctic cold wind even though it was early summer?

If the latter is the cause, perhaps on some planet, teachers will be piling up difficult questions in order to curb global warming.

The three boys from the student union all crossed their hands behind their heads, looking at the sun that was blocked by thick white clouds, and feeling the subtle pain from the acupuncture on half of their bodies by Aunt Cao.

The blend of beauty and tranquility is as pleasant as a cup of hot tea in winter, driving away the restlessness about exams from the body.

"I say, President." Someone just spoke up and broke the harmonious atmosphere of nature and the city. Xing Yuanhui couldn't stand the strong grass under him. "What do you want to say? My butt hurts."

This group of people have been silent since they came to the bottom of the tree and lay down quietly. Even if you don't have any pain in your buttocks, please consider the problem of insects. There are countless small insects in this season.

Being urged, Baiyin, whose attention seemed to be completely immersed in the contrail, woke up as if from a dream. After adjusting his lying position, he slowly said, "It's like this, I have a friend..."

"?" Ishigami and Xing Yuanhui turned their heads at the same time and glanced at the president in the middle, their confusion evident in their words.

Should we complain that you, the president, have other friends or that your opening line is too classic?

"I'm not referring to you." Baiyin showed the momentum of the student council president and continued to look at the sky unmoved. "It doesn't matter who is asking. What's more important is that I want to hear your advice. It may be a bit like love consultation."

The two who were about to continue looking up at the sky stopped moving their necks and continued to look straight at the hesitant Baiyin.

"Did I hear you right?" With a tone of indifference and disbelief, Ishigami said calmly, "You want to ask me for relationship advice?"

"Yes." Xing Yuanhui looked up again at the dividing line between emerald green and blue and white. "Neither of us has ever been in a relationship. If you want to find us, why don't you just do a questionnaire and flip a coin."

By doing this, at least we can listen to God's will.

"I just want to know how you guys would make peace with a friend of the opposite sex if you had a fight." Baiyin realized that he had made a mistake and lied naturally, "Because when I first heard about it, I thought it was a relationship consultation and subconsciously expressed my thoughts. Sorry."

Well, stay focused. Don't let the fact that you almost lost your first place in the grade by one point affect your brain. You've already been dancing and enjoying yourself in the toilet for ten minutes.

This was the most extreme time. The joy after the fear was like the endless water from the sky. No wonder some people like extreme sports. The happiness of the rest of life after death is just like this.

There was a light laugh from Ishigami, and he paused and said, "If it's something like this, leave it to me. I'm a master of love."

Hearing this, Xing Yuanhui couldn't help but smile: "If love can rely on virtual works to make up for the lack of experience, then this statement is not wrong, a gal master who has seen countless women."

"No matter how fake a work is, it is based on reality and is worth listening to." Bai Yin did not laugh at them, but just told them his doubts. "My friend went to visit a woman who caught a cold. He was not paying attention and was dragged to the bed by the woman who was unconscious. Now their relationship is very strained and my friend is in a difficult situation."

"President, this friend..." Xing Yuanhui felt that someone seemed to be the right person, so he asked a question on purpose.

Baiyin replied immediately: "Don't worry, it's definitely not me."

The president's natural look did not arouse the general affairs officer's suspicion, and this was also within the president's calculations.

Don't peek at Xingyuan secretly. Why do you think I came here to lie down and talk? Isn't it just to do less facial expression management?

"Huh?" Ishigami scolded mercilessly, "What did that scumbag want to do? She was the one who took the initiative, and she still has opinions afterwards?"

He continued: "She doesn't have any ladylike manners at all. She must be a troublesome type. I'm using my ten years of gaming experience to guess, is she black-haired and flat-chested? Even if she's half-conscious, she can actively pull a man to bed... She must be that kind of woman, right? Maybe after that man goes back—"

"That's it, Ishigami." Shirogane interrupted Ishigami's beautiful words about 18+ and asked the general affairs, "Xingyuan, what do you think?"

Although it sounds like that kind of story, since he is the president's friend, he should not be so bad at judging people.

"I have no opinion. If you don't know both sides, you won't be able to see more. Anything you say is just superficial." Xing Yuanhui narrowed his eyes. "If I really have to say something, I believe more in classical physics..."

Ishigami asked with interest, "Are you going to knock her out?"

Solve the problem at the source? He is indeed a sports expert valued by the seniors in the Kendo Club!

"No, I mean that she should be under the surveillance of her family at all times. At the very least, she should open the door to preserve the evidence and keep a distance."

He turned his head and continued, "After all, generally speaking, boys usually have an advantage in physical strength. Even if this conclusion may not be universal from a micro perspective, it is a kind of universal understanding that has been established by convention from a macro perspective.

“Since they visit the sick, they must know each other. If they are acquaintances, whether they notice that their behavior may cause discomfort to the other person and take action to deal with it is an important basis for judging whether they can have a long-term friendship.

"We are all human beings for the first time in this world, so there is no need to give in to each other. Therefore, only when both sides feel happy, this friendship can make you smile knowingly when you look back on it in the future, right?"

Baiyin said nothing, and saw that his eyes were empty, as if he was thinking.

And Ishigami concluded without authorization: "So you think if you take the initiative to keep some distance, this kind of thing will not happen, right?"

Why does it sound a bit like how you get along with Fujiwara-senpai? Is this based on your experience?

The general affairs officer didn't care and waved his hand, saying, "As long as we are friends, we can talk about it if we like each other."

"Hmm..." Xing Yuanhui's words touched Bai Yin's sore spot. He said with shame, "In fact, they have already apologized to each other, but the atmosphere between them is still very subtle."

Fortunately, there is exam week as a buffer period, otherwise the four palaces would keep an eye on me every day for a week and would be discovered if they saw me.

"Huh?" Ishigami sat up suddenly, not understanding. "Since we've already apologized to each other, what else is there to say?"

The woman has already apologized, how dare she continue to make a fuss about this matter?!

It seemed that this experience reminded him of himself. For this person whom he had never met and might not even exist, Ishigami recommended himself with a thumbs up: "That friend is also from Shuchiin, right? The girl should be too? If not, let me talk to her! I will explain it clearly!"

Shirogane raised his arm and fanned his hands, causing him to lie back down - the opponent is Shinomiya, you will die, Ishigami.

Seeing that Xing Yuanhui, who was the most reliable in this regard and had the most contact with girls, didn't say anything, Bai Yin added:

"That boy has reflected on why the girl still cares about this matter. He thinks that maybe she is angry that he didn't do anything to her. After all, in my opinion, they like each other."

At least let me be in love with the Fourth Palace in my fantasy.

"Ah? Would you get angry about something like this?!" Ishigami was stunned. It seemed that the actual problem was still too beyond the scope.

"If that's the reason, it's understandable. After all, she's a girl." The master of theory couldn't help but sit up again and muttered, "As a man, it may be too arrogant to want to understand all of a woman's thoughts."

He finally gave his answer: "Let's wait for her to forget about it slowly. If the man has not done anything against his conscience, there is no reason for him to apologize."

The three-dimensional world is so scary, the two-dimensional world is more suitable for me.

At this time, Xing Yuanhui also slowly stood up and sat cross-legged against the tree trunk.

"If you're just trying to reconcile as friends, then just do as Ishigami said. You won't lose anything. At most you'll lose a friend." The general affairs officer stretched and said leisurely, "But if you want to consider taking the relationship to the next level, then you should ask your friend to talk to her one-on-one and have a sincere conversation."

"Is it necessary to make such a huge sacrifice?" Ishigami couldn't help but ask, "Not all of it, but most of it is the woman's fault, right?"

If you change the plot of the game, I will not hesitate to spend money to criticize you.

Xing Yuanhui glanced at Shi Shang and said with a smile, "Don't you always clamor for a girlfriend? That means you need someone to take care of you.

"But I'm not going to agree to any conditions for any reason, because I still don't have enough information to see the full picture, so I'll just keep it simple - if the relationship between the woman and the man is not just one-sided, then there's no need to hold a knot in my heart because of such a small matter.

"Friends who can actively give to each other deserve to be treated sincerely, not to mention lovers. No matter what kind of emotion it is, the best lubricant is always to keep communicating. You can hide some things, but you must say what you should say.

"I think this matter can be a big deal or a small one, but since I don't know both parties, President, you should let the man handle it himself. If you want to reconcile, this is the most reasonable way I think - to make things clear."

Finally, Xing Yuanhui waved his hand and said jokingly, "Anyway, there is no rule that you can't run away after sufficient communication. If the woman can't get to the point after talking for a long time, then women are like clothes and brothers are like limbs. At worst, we can just change them."

Baiyin pondered for a while, and for a moment he almost forgot that his apparent identity was just a messenger, and he was completely focused on what the general affairs officer said.

Communication...

When he came to his senses, he found Ishigami waving his hands in front of him. He forced himself to suppress his expression and asked Ishigami what he was going to do.

"You haven't spoken for a few minutes, and we thought you might have suddenly... fallen asleep." Ishigami was very concerned and even almost knelt down to beg him not to die.

Everyone in the student union knows a thing or two that the president is a part-time worker, and Ishigami is now afraid that this uncrowned king will suddenly die in front of them.

"It's okay, I was just feeling that I found the right people in you two." Baiyin patted the two men on the shoulders and planned to treat them when they passed by the vending machine later.

"Of course!" Ishigami said proudly, "Since Xingyuan has spoken, let's do as he says."

"Hmm?" Xing Yuanhui was puzzled by his friend's trust in him, "Why do you say that?"

We are all keyboard warriors, and it feels weird that you trust me so much.

Baiyin understood and chuckled, "Look, don't you and Secretary Fujiwara often stay together under various pretexts? For example, you play together, read books together, and even quarrel together. To be honest, I can't imagine that you two really have a conflict."

"That's right." Ishigami nodded like a woodpecker. "I can't guarantee that I can eat this well every time in the game."

"…Isn't that what friends are like? And they are all trivial matters. Just get angry on the day and then think about getting evidence of the same status from the other party to use as a deterrent. After all, if you look into it carefully, it's not worth mentioning."

But in a sense, Fujiwara Chika is a sibling who comes with her own clothes, and sometimes it is really difficult to tell whether it is better to treat her with a female attitude or a male attitude.

At some point, I really want to have a fight with her right there in the octagonal cage, and my blood pressure will be high.

"It's not that simple, is it?" Baiyin was actually quite envious of them. They were obviously also troubled by the rumors, but they could continue to have fun together without caring about it.

After all, there is a simpler solution to this problem - just keep a distance from Secretary Fujiwara.

If Shinomiya had Fujiwara as positive towards you, I would wake up laughing in my dreams at night! Even if I don't wake up laughing, I would drool a little.

Ishigami said something that would be welcomed in a strange way in a nonchalant tone: "If there is a girl who is willing to have physical contact with me every day, even if it's just to be beaten, I would want it too."

Xing Yuanhui covered his face: "...Your idea is very dangerous. Aren't you a gaming expert who has seen countless women?"

That's it? What about your persistence?

"Isn't it because the scene that I may not even see in you in the game has appeared in front of me, that's why I want it." Ishigami and he looked at each other and closed his eyes in pain.

He hasn't even entered the line yet! How could this be the content of the singles line?! Otaku was so jealous that he was about to break apart.

Seeing that something was not right, Xing Yuanhui immediately turned his gun around and said, "Then I also have something to say. Obviously, the president is similar to me."

"Me?" Bai Yin pointed at himself, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. "Are you trying to divert the blame?"

"No way, you and the vice president have been fighting secretly every few days, movie tickets, driving her to school, sharing umbrellas... You can't just pretend you didn't see it because it's smaller than Fujiwara's?"

The General Affairs Department knew everything that had happened between the two of them in the past few months, and Baiyin didn't even have a chance to argue.

Ishigami pondered for a moment and nodded, "Indeed."

I almost got killed for asking these questions to Shinomiya-senpai...