My life can't be a harem game!
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Fighting race of dwarves!
Angels, ghosts, dwarves, sea creatures, Medusa...
It is recognized as the race with the strongest reproductive ability and the strongest individual combat ability!
"You guys are so annoying with all your chattering. Be quiet, don't you know I need to sleep?"
Unlike the others, he was not secretive about his actions. The dwarf who suddenly appeared even kept throwing with his right hand, while he kept rubbing his blurry eyes with his left hand, looking sleepy.
"..."
The ghost captain was stunned for a moment and remained silent. Just now, he could tell with his ears that the huge hammer weighed more than 100 kilograms. Although dwarves are born strong, they can easily throw a stone hammer weighing more than 100 kilograms at such a high speed, and in such a state...
Not to be underestimated!
"I'm sorry to bother you."
Unlike the ghost captain's silence, in response to the dwarf's questioning, the Barbarian God carelessly touched his head and apologized to him, without any intention of defending himself, "I was having too much fun fighting with her, so I didn't control the volume. I'm really sorry for waking you up."
His attitude towards the ghosts was completely different. It was a harmonious conversation like a spring breeze, which stunned all the ghosts nearby. Is this still the arrogant human brat just now?
Maybe it was because the ghosts were fighting with him and the tone of their speech was different, or maybe it was for some other reason, but in any case, the Barbarian God felt indescribably close to the dwarves.
"Uh-huh....."
The dwarf kept nodding in response to Lu Fengxian's sincere apology under the control of the Barbarian God. It took a long time for him to react, and then he found that there were circles of ghosts around him, each of them holding a sharp weapon and looking ready for battle.
"What's going on? Did you offend a demon?!"
Making trouble in the Ghost King City, the capital of the Ghost Clan, and attracting a large number of ghosts? The dwarf hadn't noticed it when he was half asleep, but now he realized how embarrassing it was. He just wiped out all the eye mucus in his eyes and was about to leave with a smile, but his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had discovered something incredible. His steps that had been retreating backwards suddenly froze, and his eyes were all focused on the Savage God.
"Your body is made of flesh... No, it's made of iron? Or is it a divine weapon?"
A scene that was completely different from what other people saw suddenly appeared in his eyes. The dwarf who suddenly appeared started to doubt his body as soon as he opened his mouth.
The Barbarian God held his head with both hands, a smile appeared in the corner of his eyes, "Ahaha, you are worthy of being the forging eye of the dwarves, you can see it right away, but there is a little difference. This body is now a little difficult to make even iron tools, let alone artifacts."
As he spoke, he puffed out his chest narcissistically, put his hands on his hips, and looked like he was admiring the dwarf.
【What are you thinking about? 】
After the Barbarian God made this extremely coquettish move, Lu Fengxian finally couldn't bear it anymore and uttered a word. If he didn't say anything, he really didn't know what this guy would do.
"If you don't understand, don't say anything, Fengxian. I'm just letting others take a good look."
[I only see perverts posing in perverted poses]
Lu Fengxian was not polite at all.
"If you don't believe me, focus on your eyes."
Lu Fengxian did as he was told, and then in order to verify his words, his consciousness left his body and began to look at his body——
Starry sky!!!
My body is dotted with stars! ?
It was an unimaginable thing. The originally normal body was now covered with red dots from this angle, connected to each other and shining with dazzling light. The whole body was more like a weapon than flesh and blood, a weapon that had been tempered through thousands of trials!
Strength, super high strength!
There is nothing surprising about a weapon itself, but the problem is that the body itself is a weapon, it can move, run, jump, walk, eat...
and many more! ?
"Everything is my ration, everything is my fuel, the fuel to forge my body and reach a higher level."
The Barbarian God smiled and told the secret of his strength. It turned out that one could not develop a strong body simply by eating powerful creatures. Skill and awareness were also required.
Treat the body as a huge furnace, and the external rations as fuel. Temper the body again and again, refine it again and again, remove the impurities originally in the body, extract the external energy, and finally use it on the body...
It's the same as how the dwarves forge weapons. Weapons that can cut through hair with a single blow are not something that can be forged casually. They must go through countless processes...
It turns out that he has a special relationship with the dwarves.
Lu Fengxian was sure of this.
"This pervert."
The red-robed hero's cold and stoic image also completely collapsed. At least in the eyes of all the ghosts at this moment, this guy who didn't make such a strange pose to himself would actually make such a pose to the dwarf.
"kill."
The ghost captain's face was as cold as frost. He squeezed out a word from between his teeth, then rushed forward quickly and chopped Lu Fengxian's head with the axe.
"Stop it!!!"
A huge figure fell from the sky. An archangel wearing a black tight leather jacket fell from the sky and landed on the ground. The black iron rod in his hand swung and collided with the long axe of the ghost captain...
Without even a little bit of recoil, the speeding axe was knocked away. Then the archangel's powerful right wrist knocked the demon captain away. With an incredible turn of his body, he directly attacked the surrounding demons and knocked them away one by one!
Strength and skill. If the actions of the Barbarian God are purely using his own strength to fight, then the Archangel's fighting method is to fight with his own physical fitness. It is not clear which one is better.
"Since you dare to disrespect God, I, the Archangel, am furious. All of you, kneel down and repent!"
The archangel was so angry that the black iron rod in his hand seemed to be about to hit these ghosts on the heads and give them the final blow.
"Oh, what a powerful land, killer. I underestimated you."
Finding that all the ghosts present were knocked away by the archangel and now had no position to play, the Barbarian God smiled slightly and voluntarily gave up control of his body and handed it over to Lu Fengxian.
It can be said that he regained consciousness in a completely confused state. After he recovered, the first thing Lu Fengxian saw was this two-meter-tall human being kneeling in front of him wearing a black tight leather jacket, with a smiley mask on his face.
"Oh my God, I finally see you again."
"..."
Although Lu Fengxian was very familiar with the archangel's current attire, he was speechless when facing such a muscular man.
Seeing him ten years later is another matter. Now is ten years ago. When I stretched out my hand, this muscular archangel should not have appeared in front of me, but he really appeared now.
Eh? The pervert from ten years later... Wrong, how come the apprentice appears now? Is there something wrong! ?
"What do you want from me?" Appearing calm but actually very panicked, Lu Fengxian asked directly about his purpose.
"Yes, I am just passing on the most useful things you taught me to you. This one should be the most useful to you."
Then, the archangel took out something that looked like a book from behind his back and presented it to Lu Fengxian with both hands. He was so respectful that Lu Fengxian got goosebumps all over his body.
He accepted it without hesitation, and Lu Fengxian didn't even look at it. He just waved his hand and let him go.
It started quickly and ended even faster. This farce, which was intended to show how he would fight ten years later, finally came to an end.
The only thing left is a strange book...
Finished
200. Double weekend or sex technique?
The farce lasted for quite a long time and caused a great impact. At least the wild roar woke up half of the people in Ghost King City. Children cried at night, and ghosts who had worked hard all day found that they could not even rest, and they roared madly at the sky.
It was suppressed, and it was suppressed in the end. No one knows what the status of ghosts is in other places, but in the Ghost King City, the Ghost King has the final say on everything!
"King's order: everything remains as usual!"
Along with such a sentence, the angry ghosts quickly responded. Even the most dissatisfied ghost just sneered, muttered, and lay back on the bed without wasting a moment.
Chaos and order, on the one hand, loudly extol the beauty of freedom but on the other hand, they also bear corresponding responsibilities and obligations. When they receive the orders from the Ghost King, as those who are protected, they must execute them, no matter whether it is reasonable or not, no matter whether they are willing to do so in their hearts.
"Because of the Ghost King, it calmed down quickly."
Gazing at the distant scenery, Lu Fengxian murmured softly, the depths of his eyes reflecting the current tranquility. It was hard to imagine that half an hour ago this place was still full of ghosts howling. The loud roar of the barbarian god seemed to have stimulated the ghosts, and both men and women became very ferocious.
Just a simple communication order was enough to stop this group of violent ghosts. Rather than marveling at the majesty of the Ghost King, it would be better to say that none of these ghosts are ordinary people. Each of them is a natural warrior. When there are no orders, they will let go of themselves and follow their desires, but when orders arrive, they will execute them without hesitation.
"Rather than talking about the unattainable ghost king, I would rather thank you. Thanks to you, all those elderly ghosts have moved away."
Having witnessed the cause, process and result of the incident, Bai Jie did not dare to underestimate the young man in front of her. Although he was young, he was able to fight against such a strong demon man on equal terms...
The result was really what I wanted. At least, that group of frightening old ghosts all moved out of this place for safety reasons, and not a single one was left.
It was impossible to accidentally run into those old ghosts when walking out of the door, and it was even more impossible that they would rush in and kill me at any time due to the aftermath of the war...
I must sincerely thank him, thank the young man who rode on me yesterday.
"I'm just doing the best I can. Besides, this was part of my plan."
Lu Fengxian's gratitude to her was very indifferent. In a sense, his goal was not achieved. He could not learn anything from the Barbarian God's fighting style. His fighting style was completely unapplicable to himself now.
"In the end, we are still standing still... No, it can be considered as quite fruitful."
As Lu Fengxian was talking, he heard a strange white scroll in his hand. If he guessed correctly, it should contain some interesting things, such as methods to become stronger...
I am really looking forward to it. After all, the book brought by the archangel who suddenly appeared ten years ago is absolutely tempting no matter how you look at it, such as martial arts secrets, prehistoric relics, and so on...
Lu Fengxian opened the scroll and quickly flipped through two or three pages. He paused and said to himself in disbelief, "Little yellow book?"
It is said that if you think about something during the day, you will think about it every month. If you think about something for a long time, your perspective on many things will become like that. Lu Fengxian is working on becoming stronger every day...but he has not fallen to the point of regarding martial arts secrets as pornographic books!
"This is Kikuichimonji, this is Shuinin Renmu, this is Liding, and this is... Damn it, you came all the way here to send me a pornographic book!?"
Lu Fengxian was so angry that he slammed the book on the table in front of him. Bai Jie was shocked but she quickly realized that the thing in front of her was the culprit that made Lu Fengxian so angry. After looking over, she saw the content that was not suitable for children...
Her face blushed slightly, but she was not a virgin after all, so she quickly recovered. Then she picked up the book and began to read it. After turning the pages one by one, she began to speak to Lu Fengxian who was still angry.
"I think you'd better take a closer look at this book."
"Huh? Why do I have to read this kind of book!?"
"You'll know when you see it."
Bai Jie's words were firm and unchanged, which made Lu Fengxian, who was about to throw the book into the fire, change his mind temporarily. He took it again and began to read it carefully.
A cursory look would reveal that it is just a book on how to have a more comfortable mating, but a careful reading would reveal that it has another purpose: a book that records the art of mating for physical training and couple training.
"Yin and Yang are both righteous ways. Only by complementing each other can the heaven and earth be complete. The earth can also cover the sky, and the sky can be higher than the earth. Without me, there is no training of the body. Follow your desires and let your body follow your heart..."
With pictures and fonts, this book explains from various angles what the so-called yin and yang complementation is and what the essence of the so-called art of sex is.
Even if it was the first time seeing this type of book, one could still appreciate the mystery in it. In just one minute, Lu Fengxian knew that the content in it was definitely not nonsense, but the truth that truly existed in the world. It was really amazing. Who was the person who created this book...
The ink had not yet dried, and it was obvious that someone had drawn it stroke by stroke according to the sentences and content in his memory. Lu Fengxian knew that it was definitely written by the archangel, but it was definitely not created by the archangel.
【Author: Lv Fengxian】
The date written above is ten years later...
"That's true."
When Lu Fengxian saw this, he glanced at Bai Jie out of the corner of his eye and found that there was nothing wrong with her before he withdrew his gaze and breathed a sigh of relief. If he really let her see the author's name at the end, he would probably be in a lot of trouble. You know, although there are not many people in the entire sub-human area who know his real name, and there are not many who know his real name, but Bai Jie in front of him is definitely one of them.
If you really ask me what the last name is, I really can't answer it. I can't say that this is what I wrote to myself ten years later, right? The archangel just sent him here like a fool. This is too unscientific and too unrealistic.
"This is the art of double rest, which is also known as the art of sex in the ancient East. From the most basic postures and positions to the mental formulas at the end, the postures are basically the same as the 48 moves in the Edo period in our 13th District, but I have never heard of the mental formulas."
Bai Jie spoke out her own understanding of the matter in a pertinent manner. As someone who worked for a large company, she was a man of broad-minded character. Therefore, she did not have such an opinion at all. She told Lu Fengxian directly everything she knew about the art of sex.
"Humans have eight extraordinary meridians. If they are blocked by nature, they will become innate. If they are unblocked, they will become innate. People with innate abilities can cut wood and tear gold, fly over eaves and walls..."
To put it simply, this so-called bedroom art practice can help oneself penetrate the so-called veins and become the so-called... But even if I get to the end, the level that can be achieved above is now -
As Lu Fengxian did so, he naturally picked up a ceramic teacup and held it in his hand. He applied force gently and slowly, watching the pile of ceramic powder flow out from between his fingers. He muttered to himself with a puzzled look on his face.
"I could have done that a long time ago."
A lot of random things are recorded on it, such as Yin Qi and the effects of opening up the meridians. To be honest, these are of no use to me at all. I can handle the above...
【Do it? 】
"Barbarian God, what do you mean?"
[No meaning, just want to remind you that the so-called foundation and boundaries are completely determined by the author]
What do you mean?
Lu Fengxian thought he was not stupid, but after hearing the simple words from the Barbarian God, he was confused. What was the basis and the boundary?
"He can actually fly over rooftops and walls, and ordinary people can do it?"
The voice of Bai Jie beside him called his attention back. He saw that the beautiful young woman had come to his side without him knowing when. Her beautiful eyes were fixed on the column about the effects in the book. The effects that had no appeal to Lu Fengxian were so tempting to her.
Who doesn't have a heroic dream? Even in the human world, women have the ability or strength to protect themselves. Although they can't do it because of their congenital deficiencies, the seeds of desire for strength have never completely died, and they always take root in the hearts of girls.
"And it can actually prolong life and prevent aging of appearance?"
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