My life can't be a harem game!

It seemed like it was four years ago. When I heard that my parents had died in an accident at home, I knelt on the ground and did not even attend their funeral. In the end, it was my sister who dragged me out of the dark room and scolded me harshly.

The second-year syndrome also appeared after that. Lu Fengxian had to admit that he was so cowardly that he could only use that thing to cover up his weakness and dared not admit the fact that his parents had passed away.

Back off? Continue living like this, treating those things as false, at least you can ensure that you will not be caught and sent to a juvenile detention center...

"I must be stupid."

After a roar, Lu Fengxian jumped from his own windowsill to Gasai Yuno's balcony, and after landing, he grabbed a toothpick on the edge of the windowsill door without hesitation.

Living next door for so long is no joke. From the rare encounters on the balcony, Lu Fengxian could clearly see that every time she closed the balcony door, she would put a toothpick on it, and use the toothpick to see if anyone had entered without permission to see if it fell.

At the same time, Lu Fengxian also knew that my wife Yuno never slept in the room. She had a house in another place and did not sleep here during her rest time!

It was only four hours since he went to bed. It was two or three in the morning, the sky was dark, and this ownerless house was completely defenseless.

"Simple."

Lu Fengxian smiled proudly. Although it was not his original intention, it still felt good to be able to successfully enter.

I entered the room and took a deep breath at the first moment...

The girl's room is filled with the fragrance of innocence and endless beautiful starlight.

This is what his good friend 'Fatty' told him. She is the most beautiful girl ranked first in Saint White Lotus Private High School and the most popular girl in the girls' school. She can definitely be considered a qualified girl.

——Plastic smell, very black.

What I inhaled into my nose was not a fragrance, but a smell of plastic. There was no so-called starlight, and there were no reflective decorations in the room.

As his eyes adjusted to the light, it turned from bright to dim again. Lu Fengxian discovered that there was an extra-large camera next to him, and the lens was still facing the window...

My own room!?

"What the hell is this?"

After confirming that the huge camera was facing his window, Lu Fengxian broke out in a cold sweat. He usually borrowed the Succubus Collection from his classmates to watch at night, but he didn't seem to have the habit of drawing the curtains...

A table, a stool, a black and white bed, and some cardboard boxes in the corner.

It is clean but dark, simple but small, and looks very depressing.

Do all girls' rooms look like this?

Lu Fengxian was speechless. Subconsciously sensing something was wrong, he took two steps back, but quickly adjusted himself and tiptoed to the desk.

The second drawer on the right has a button...

Don't touch it, don't touch it, don't touch it.

Lu Fengxian's hands kept groping inside, and he kept praying in his heart. If he didn't find anything, it meant that he was dreaming, and he should go back to sleep obediently.

so hard.

Something with a metallic texture, round and smooth... This is definitely the button that the artificial intelligence in my dream mentioned!

"That's not a dream."

After fully confirming this, Lu Fengxian's face turned pale, not only because of the sadness for his miserable future ten years later, but also because he was so shocked that his fingers were out of control and he couldn't help but press down when he touched it just now.

‘beep’

In a corner of the room, the wooden floor slowly opened up, and a dark staircase appeared.

Maybe it was accidental, maybe it was inevitable, a beautiful pink figure appeared in the distance, walking in the darkness, humming a cheerful tune, and her pink eyes were so charming.

Damp, eerie, with a strange stench...

It was even darker than the inside of the room. You couldn't see your hand in front of you. Only touch and smell could allow you to sense something.

After searching for a long time without finding the light switch, Lu Fengxian finally took out his mobile phone from his pocket and turned on the flashlight.

As his vision cleared, Lu Fengxian's pupils shrank to the smallest possible size and he clenched his teeth to prevent himself from screaming.

A photo wall filled with at least a thousand photos.

If it was someone else's photo, Lu Fengxian would at most sigh that there are so many narcissists...

But, all of these are my own——

Lu Fengxian swore on his conscience that he had never taken such a photo, absolutely not!

"I go to eat breakfast, lunch, sleep, play computer games, and be in a daze..."

It is so complete, really so complete that the number of photos taken by myself cannot be compared even if they are multiplied by ten times, and each photo is extremely clear.

And among them, there were some photos of himself reading the succubus's books at night... Lu Fengxian took a few steps back in horror.

“Who took these photos?”

His hand accidentally touched a small notebook on a table behind him.

I knew I couldn't open it, and I knew this definitely couldn't be the little girl's notebook.

But he could not control himself at all. Lu Fengxian turned to the first page. The wrinkled pages proved that it had not been neglected and was being turned over every day.

[May 2398, 5 AD. Today is a sunny day. Fengxian is going to junior high school. Time flies.]

[May 2398, 5 AD. Today, Fengxian's sister was mean to me. I had to use a lot of effort to hold back from hitting her. Fengxian, praise me, praise me.]

[On May 2398, 5 AD, something seems to have happened in Fengxian's family. I must go and take a look. If Fengxian's parents are gone, I will ask someone in my family to adopt him. We will be together for the rest of our lives. Yes, we will be together for the rest of our lives. We must be together!]

.........

[On July 2398, 7 AD, the first thing Fengxian did when he woke up in the morning was to read those H books. Why would he hurt his body when I was here? Am I not charming enough? Or am I not pretty enough? I love you the most, turn your head quickly, quickly!!!]

...........

[On October 2399, 10 AD, I got up half an hour earlier in the morning to do that kind of thing. It was really hard for the boy, but thanks to this, I took a good photo. The next step is to change his toothbrush. At noon, I have to go outside his school to take a photo with a camera. It was really hard, but he is so happy.]

As time went on, those meticulous reports finally turned into one sentence, a sentence filled with more than thirty pages of red text and love hearts -

"Fengxian, I love you!"

The densely packed words, written in red pen, and the blood-red love heart looked as twisted as a curse!

These words completely froze Lu Fengxian. His neck felt cold and his breathing became more rapid. These words reminded him of something he absolutely must not recall.

Ten years later, the woman killed herself in various dreams, using a hatchet, a sickle, an axe...

That beautiful but crazy face appeared in my memory now, and then slowly overlapped with the gentle smiling Agatsuma Yuno in my memory, overlapping, overlapping...

Finally, the beautiful face of the killer in the dream perfectly covered Yuno Agatsuma’s face. No, it was not covered. The two were the same person. The loving smile, the gentle yet cruel touch, the cruel weapon held in the slender little hand, the beautiful long pink hair…

"Help."

Regardless of where he was, Lu Fengxian squatted on the ground, gasping for breath, his heart filled with an unprecedented chill. At this moment, he had completely understood that everything the so-called artificial intelligence said was true. He knew the future ten years later and must change this future.

If you don't change, you will only have two options in the future: death as a yandere or becoming a slave of a rich lady.

But no matter which one it is, I don’t want to choose!

4. The Apprentice of the God of Strategy: Fat House

At noon the next day, on the school rooftop, Lu Fengxian looked at the fat otaku who was eating voraciously across from him, and was unusually silent.

"Brother, you are so nice today. You treated me to so many delicious food." The fat guy shouted loudly, holding a chicken leg in his hand and a rice ball worth 160 yen in his mouth.

Not only about eating, Lu Feng, who was usually more cautious than anyone else, actually opened the door to the rooftop of the college building so that he could eat comfortably. It was really great not to have to eat alone among the crowd of students in the classroom.

Of course, it is impossible to allow students to eat on the rooftop. Although in many games, eating lunch on an empty rooftop can be considered a love flag, it is impossible in reality. Almost all high schools prohibit students from going to the rooftop.

There are some schools that have opened their rooftops. They were clean on the first day, but after cleaning the top floor on the second day, a bucket of used safety helmets appeared.

That’s right, a bucket!

The so-called young people are so energetic...

In order to promote the development of the hotel industry, to make the school's atmosphere healthy and positive, and to solve the problem of declining birthrates——

The rooftop is locked!

However, every school has a few capable people who can easily open the door lock, take their girlfriends, and go to the rooftop to do those shameful things without anyone noticing.

The fact that Lu Fengxian can open it, does it prove that he has a girlfriend?

Of course not. As a senior middle school student with second-year syndrome, Lu Fengxian opened the door to the rooftop for only one reason: to summon the devil!

In his middle school years, there were still a few close friends who were willing to play with him, and one of them said to him, "At midnight, go to the rooftop, clean the floor, and you can summon the devil."

For this sentence, Lu Fengxian specially learned the lock-picking skills, opened the door, and told his best friends the exciting news. As a result...

The school rooftop became a place for them to have secret rendezvous with their girlfriends. They fed each other lunch there every day and went to watch the sunset together after school in the afternoon. It could be said that they forced a lot of dog food into Lu Fengxian's mouth.

For these guys who betrayed him, Lu Fengxian only gave two words - friendship is over.

"Fatty, I actually want to ask you something today."

Seeing that he was about to spend all his food allowance for a week, Lu Fengxian sat cross-legged in front of him. He had to say something now. If he continued like this, the economic crisis would kill him before his childhood sweetheart attacked him.

The fat man was not surprised, or rather he had expected it. He always believed that pie in the sky would not fall, so -

"I think I understand what you mean..."

Understand what I mean? Lu Fengxian was puzzled. It seemed that I had not had time to explain it to him yet.

Without waiting for Lu Fengxian to speak, the fat man took out his mobile phone from his pocket and pulled out several photos. Without exception, all of them were revealing succubus pictures that would make one's nose bleed.

"Tell me, how old do you want the Succubus blockbuster I just bought? News spreads fast among young people nowadays. I just got it from the 18 restricted areas yesterday, and it was spread today."

Just one sentence made Lu Fengxian completely frozen. What was going on? Was he this kind of person in his mind?

Lu Fengxian didn't answer for a long time, and the fat man couldn't help but frowned...

"Your taste is really getting better and better. Fine, I'll lend you my 11-Year-Old Loli Succubus Collector's Edition!"

"Who told you I wanted this!?"

"What? You asked me to go to the rooftop, isn't it just for this kind of py transaction?"

"Bah, I'm not like you, listen to me carefully!"

After repeatedly emphasizing that he had absolutely nothing in common with perverts, Lu Fengxian slowly told them about his recent troubles.

Even a fool knows that you can't tell the truth all the time. Let's not talk about his own affairs first, whether he believes it or not. If the fat otaku really goes to Yuno Agatsuma's house to inquire about the real situation, he will most likely be dismembered and thrown into the sea in District 13.

Before seeing those crazy things, I had no doubt about Yuno Agatsuma's gentleness. After seeing those crazy notes, I had no doubt that she could kill anyone who disturbed her.

Ten years later, she was in a state of mental distortion and abnormality, but she couldn't have been that weak ten years ago!

After hearing what Lu Fengxian said, the fat guy laughed out loud, "Hahaha, I thought it was nothing, it turns out it's just a girl's strategy game that I failed to pass!"

"I'm asking on behalf of another friend," Lu Fengxian added.

The fat otaku scoffed at this, "You still have friends, you're confessed to by a school beauty, and you dream about being chopped by your neighbor's childhood sweetheart ten years later? Young man, there should be a limit to your fantasies. This kind of standard equipment for a winner in life is undoubtedly a game!"

"But this is..." Lu Fengxian tried to make him believe.

"Stop!"

The fat guy raised his right hand, a smile on his fat face, "You can get such a creative game. There is no doubt that you have been reborn from the pathetic second-year syndrome. Now you are qualified to be my friend!"

"So...wait, now that I am qualified to be your friend, what did you regard me as before?" Lu Fengxian sensitively grasped the key point.

"Ah? This, this is not important!" The fat otaku's face twitched, knowing that he had said the wrong thing. If he knew that he just wanted to find someone more bizarre than himself to attract attention, he would most likely be skinned alive by him.

"Anyway, my dear friend, let me tell you how to defeat this kind of creative harem game!"

The fat otaku waved his hand, and a burst of light shot out from his small eyes, "I'll bet on the guidance of my teacher, the God of Strategy, and make you the winner of life (game) in one night!"

So, what is going on?

As a normal person, Lu Fengxian said that he could not understand his close friend's thoughts at all.

However, what the fat man said next was very serious and completely woke Lu Fengxian up.

With the guidance of the life mentor, the lunch break passed quickly, and the way home after class in the afternoon was also peaceful, as if Gui Yan Bai Shi’s confession was just a dream.

Unfortunately, the love letter of confession was still there, but my wife's room was still the same as before, covered by black plastic curtains, making it impossible to see what was inside.

As soon as he got home, Lu Fengxian couldn't wait to take a shower, quickly ate the pork chop bento he had packed, returned to his three-square-meter room, and fell on the bed...

"Hopefully, it will be of some use."