My life can't be a harem game!

She wants to have a father and a mother.

Whether they are related by blood or not, I want parents. I can act like other children and go to them to act cute when I am sad, and have a warm embrace when I cry.

Dad, he must be very strong!

Moreover, you can protect yourself!

Although it is not nice to say this, but when Teacher Lu Fengxian was protecting himself.

That kind of power, that kind of invincible aura, that kind of look that would blame oneself afterwards.

He, like dad...

I don’t know what my father is like, but if he really has to have an appearance, it must be that kind of person who saved me and then scolded me mercilessly.

So I cried, and cried for a long time. This was the first time since I was old enough to understand that I cried so hard, and I didn’t want to stop. But the feeling was indescribable. Until my grandfather wanted to recognize the teacher as his godson, and he might become my godfather...

"I want you to be my father. If you become my dad, I will convince Xiao Qian, Tian Hua, and the others to be my mother."

"puff."

What does it mean to have your three views completely destroyed? This is what it means to have your three views completely destroyed. At least Lu Fengxian never thought that a little girl would know so many things...

"You know what it means to be a mother?"

"You know, sleeping in the same bed with dad, eating together, and playing together?"

“Fortunately, it has not become so popular…”

If you are a kid from a big city, you may already know something about it, but in this kind of town...

"Okay, from today on, I will be your dad."

Lu Fengxian breathed a long sigh of relief, but when he saw Xiao Qian's look of expectation and fear, he wondered if he had also looked helpless when his parents passed away? What was he like at that time? Why did he become like this now?

This is bound to be a difficult problem.

So he chose to compromise. Facing thousands of troops, he dared to clench his fists and rush forward to fight. However, when facing this fragile life, he had no other choice.

Eventually he became the foal's nominal father.

After getting Lu Fengxian's consent, Xiaoju did not take any further action.

In other words, they are so excited that they won't even take the next step.

This child should be considered a child who knows how to advance and retreat. Let's keep the relationship between us buried deep in our hearts forever...

Then, the next morning—

"dad!!!"

“Uh uh uh!?”

Not only did he call out the name "Dad" loudly, he did so in front of everyone.

"Hey, this taste is not common." "To force such a young girl to call him daddy, even a hero must have strong desires." "I really hope they don't do it for real. I guess the girl will die, right?"

It's a playground where it's unlikely to slip, but when I heard these words, I staggered and almost fell headfirst onto the ground. This was a huge misunderstanding.

"Dad, I did a great job on yesterday's homework!"

"Dad, can you tell me who you are going to let be your mother?"

"Dad, I want to be lifted up high."

It was as if he wanted to vent all the spoiled behavior of the past few years. It was fine during normal class time, but as soon as the get out of class was over, he would keep coming to me, treating me like a father. It was simply...

"It seems like you're enjoying this, Master Fengxian?"

Walking step by step from the end of the corridor, the elderly teacher had a kind smile on his face. He looked at Lu Fengxian, who had just finished lifting the pony up high and was about to go to the teacher's office to teach with the textbook in his hand. His smiling words made Lu Fengxian unable to refute.

It feels good to be relied on by others...

Humans are social creatures, and family affection is a very important component of our hearts. Since my parents passed away, I have rarely felt any family affection. Now I suddenly feel something...

Although they don't say anything, they actually enjoy it. Whether it's relying on others or being relied on, it's all part of family affection.

Others did not know about Lu Fengxian's situation, but the old teacher knew it very clearly. A wise man is self-aware. He would never just believe in rumors from outside. He would observe others carefully. He believed that what you hear is not as true as what you see. He understood this principle forty years ago.

Because I saw this, I understood how good this arrogant grandson was. Although he was slightly lacking in some common sense, when it came to knowledge, strength, and concepts...

He is definitely among the top five young people I have met in the past forty years!

This is just the conclusion I came to after spending a short time with her.

It is precisely because of this that I couldn't help but make fun of him when I saw that he could stay so peacefully in such a small place as Sanhemu.

"Haha, if there's a girl you really like in the future, she'll definitely be scared away when she sees you have a child this big."

"Then I won't look for a girlfriend."

"I feel so sorry for this girl from Sanhemu."

One is not arrogant, and the other does not look like an old man. This is probably what it feels like to be friends regardless of age.

Every day in the city will feel like it disappears in the blink of an eye, but in Sanhemu, in the remote countryside of District 13, time passes very slowly. You can clearly feel the loss of every minute and every second. You can shout freely in this countryside, with golden wheat ears, peaceful old people, and a seemingly endless skyline...

"That's great."

Sitting on the only single-plank bridge in Sanhemu, watching the afterglow of the setting sun in the distance slowly sink into the river, with yokan and a cup of tea beside him, Lu Fengxian sighed from the bottom of his heart while sitting on the swaying single-plank bridge.

If boring is really boring, there is not even a slightly larger game hall in Sanhekinai. But if interesting is really interesting, at least Lu Fengxian can find corresponding fun in watching the afterglow of the sunset, especially when he is accompanied by a fake family member.

"Dad, do you want more barley tea?"

"Thank you, little colt."

He took the barley tea handed to him, smiled and thanked the little horse next to him who was wearing shorts and a black and white striped T-shirt. It was also thanks to the little horse who was a local in Sanhemu that he could find such a good place, a place that had been abandoned for a long time but had a bridge and a stable single-plank bridge, a place where he could really see the beautiful scenery of Sanhemu.

"You're welcome, Dad."

Maybe it was the excitement, or maybe it was because of the afterglow of the setting sun shining on his face, so the flaxen skin of the foal now looked slightly reddish, with a healthy luster.

They have very good physical and cardiopulmonary abilities. I don't know if it's the result of training or something like that, but at least they can walk three or four kilometers of mountain roads in one breath with only a little sweat on their heads. In a sense, children born in such places are truly representatives of good health.

"Slurp..."

After leisurely drinking a sip of barley tea and then eating a mouthful of the yokan he brought from his grandfather's house, Lu Fengxian looked into the distance with blurry eyes, his legs swaying slightly. This long-lost sense of comfort gave him an illusion of intoxication. It is undeniable that this kind of life is not as noisy and fulfilling as in the city, but for himself now, Haiyang is so enjoyable.

There is no vicious yandere holding a hatchet, no sub-human desperate for his own seeds, and no hateful future ten years later...

【Hello】

Lu Fengxian pretended not to hear all the complaints of dissatisfaction in his heart. He looked straight into the distance with an unprecedented look of happiness.

Yes, this is a peaceful life!

That’s right, this is the life you should live, a normal life!

call......

It was at this moment that a whistling sound came from the side. Lu Fengxian lowered his head and a ball of mud flew over.

"Get away from Xiaoju-chan, you perverted lolita control freak."

A petite girl with slightly gray hair appeared from one end of the bridge, holding a large ball of mud in her hand, and looked at Lu Fengxian fiercely. There was another little girl with black hair beside her...

The three people of Sanhemu Elementary School.

To be more precise, it is a small alliance formed by the blood relatives of Grandpa Erlang, Grandpa Sanlang, and Grandpa Silang.

Xiaoju who has the dream of a family, Tianhua who hopes to become a star in the future, and the one who is obviously a little abnormal... Xiaoqian.

"Stay away from Xiaoju, you perverted lolita control bastard."

"Xiao Qian, don't abandon my dad, and don't scold him like that...Also, what does lolita control mean?"

The first sentence was said to Xiao Qian who was ready to teach Lu Fengxian a lesson, and the second sentence was a question to Lu Fengxian. The sunny and innocent Xiao Ju still didn't quite understand what kind of creature a so-called man was, and didn't understand that this man actually had all kinds of weird hobbies, among which lolita control was the most common.

Still as calm and peaceful as at the beginning, Lu Fengxian walked step by step from the middle of the single-plank bridge to the front of the white-haired little girl Xiaoqian.

His figure appears exceptionally tall.

Slightly different from her mature heart, Xiao Qian's height is barely over 1.1 meters, with a thin body and frail appearance, and she looks like even a gust of wind could blow her away.

Although he was small, he was not afraid at all. He still stared at Lu Fengxian with his eyes. If looks could kill, he would have died thousands of times by now, right?

"I am still a teacher, so I won't do anything."

"Humph!"

"But, as a teacher, I want to remind you, Xiao Qian, of one thing..."

Noticing Xiao Qian's arrogant look after he said those half-submissive words, Lu Fengxian smiled, then he put his mouth close to her ear, and then...

"Girls are infinitely good, but it's a pity that they can't give birth. Your love is doomed to fail."

At the end of his speech, Lu Fengxian half-jokingly blew a breath into her ear, and saw Xiao Qian looking at him with a pale face, as if surprised why he knew this matter. He was too lazy to continue talking, so he whistled and walked slowly towards his grandfather's house. The foal behind him followed him at the fastest speed. This was the fifth day that she became Lu Fengxian's little tail.

Chapter 45 On the Educational Methods for Primary School Students

There is a shortage of boys in Sanhemu.

To be more precise, there is a shortage of men.

Ninety percent of the boys who go to school in Sanhemu have to transfer their household registration to the city after finishing elementary school. They go to school in the city from junior high school to high school. It seems that elementary school is just a transition period for a boy when he is the most childish and difficult to take care of.

So, for the girls and even women in this place.

Boys are a very childish existence.

They were either too old or too young. Even the elementary school girls in the same school had no interest in most of the boys. They were precocious and needed an emotional outlet...

"I want to be an idol, I want my parents to treat me like a spoiled child, I want the opportunity to have physical contact with my best lesbian friends."

All these problems were discovered. The three girls thought they had covered them up well, but in fact, to the experienced teacher, they were just childish tricks. No matter how hard they tried to cover them up, it was useless.

I don't really want to get involved in this kind of thing. This is true for all the teachers in this school. After all, I am not very experienced in the Internet, and most of them have families and children at home, so I cannot understand the so-called same-sex love.

I once told Lu Fengxian about this situation. In the eyes of those teachers, people who came from big cities should know something about it, and just as they thought, they actually knew these methods quite clearly.

"Tianhua, you just need to be the teacher's little cutie. The teacher will post special recommendations for you on my NSN at regular intervals, okay?"

Facing Tianhua who looked so embarrassed and uneasy at this moment, Lu Fengxian smiled like a weird uncle who wanted to tempt her with a lollipop, but the thing used to tempt her was not something else, but the number of fans on his NSN special account...

One hundred and seventy thousand!

They come from all over the world, of different races, genders, and even some sub-races...

As for why you pay so much attention to me?

Of course, it couldn't be Lu Fengxian's own ability, it was more due to the attention paid to his celebrity lover Neil. As we all know, so-called idols and celebrities will have their own special accounts, and Neil is no exception. This celebrity who came to human society from the sub-human society was not only recognized to a certain extent by the government, but from a certain perspective was also a unique first.

Attracting a large number of fans, according to statistics, Neil's highest number of fans on a certain life platform has reached 600 million fans, and none of these accounts have followed anyone, except...

【NSN·Red God】

The account I registered when Chuunibyou appeared had about sixteen fans, most of whom were young people who also suffered from severe Chuunibyou. As the years went by, the number of fans gradually disappeared. I remember that when the last fan unfollowed me, I felt a little sleepless, but over time I let it go.

I never thought that the first attention after such a long time would come from Neil...

There are two modes: private messaging friends and public following. So Neil, who doesn't follow anyone on multiple personal life platforms, followed the NSN of a middle school boy like me, and left a message in the only selfie of a middle school boy dressed in a very bad way that I deleted...

[Handsome guy, do you want a date? ]

The day after that, his number of fans skyrocketed, with a large number of cordial greetings to his family and various malicious slanders. The number continued to increase slowly even after reaching 170,000.

What can I say? Nothing.

In order to prevent some talented people in some corner of the world from using the photo to curse me, I changed the photo into another sentence "I'm sorry". As a result, there are now tens of thousands of comments below... It's still the same as before, a warm greeting to my family.

Lu Fengxian didn't feel the slightest bit panicked about this. He was not afraid of keyboard warriors. Could it be that they could suddenly penetrate the network cable and use the ten-ton keyboard in their hands to smash him to death?

"With 170,000 fans, Si...Si Guoyi!"

One day, when Lu Fengxian was in high spirits and started to report and ban those users who directly used dirty words, Tianhua, who was standing next to him, saw it and became his lackey... No, she became a loyal fan!

In the eyes of kids of that age, especially kids like Tianhua, as long as they have fans, whether they are red fans or black fans, it is a very cool thing.

"If I could have 100,000 fans, I could debut as a child star!"

"probably."

Lu Fengxian nodded in agreement. There really wasn't a single lie in what he said. She had long black hair, and eyes as clear and full of energy as black glass. Although she was petite, she had a very unique look. She would definitely become a great beauty in the future.