My life can't be a harem game!

His body was naturally slightly bent at 30 degrees with a professional smile on his face. The sudden appearance of the shopping guide scared Lu Fengxian so much that he couldn't even make up his mind what to say and just stood there not knowing what to do.

I have done a lot in my life, but buying a car by myself is really...

A young lady is getting into a sedan chair—for the first time!

Chapter 74: Born as a Human

"What a fool."

"The clothes you're wearing cost less than 2,000 yen, right?"

"It's already the end of the month and she still doesn't want to work hard~~~~"

I heard ridicule and sneer from all directions. It was different from the initial internship period when I didn’t get paid. Now I have officially entered the workplace and need to compare my performance with my predecessors in the workplace. The so-called comparison is not a simple comparison, but a preemption and plunder...

I have been studying at a university in Tokyo, the capital, and only started working and interning two months ago. Although I have been working hard,...

"How can you sell it if you talk like that?"

"I advise you to go back to your hometown and grow mangoes!"

"What a dull-witted guy."

These words have appeared more than once in my work and life. To be honest, I am not as bad as they say, but I really feel useless when they keep saying this to me.

There were several young sisters who came into the store for internship with me. Although some of them left, the rest became part of the group that mocked me.

Ah, I want to cry...

This was the cry she sincerely wanted to make when she saw another car being picked up in the car dealership today. Originally, that customer was her own but she was given the reception because of another colleague's request. She didn't expect that now even the colleague she helped had a higher score than her.

Otherwise, I should just go back to my hometown and plant mangoes...

Although it is not as prosperous as in the city, my grandparents are there, and growing mangoes can also ensure their livelihood...

She was thinking this seriously at that time, so when she saw a young man covered in dirt walking in at the door, she instinctively went to greet him.

"Hello sir, how can I help you?"

I felt a little regretful after asking this question. After all, I could tell from his attire that he was an ordinary person. Maybe he just came to use the toilet or something like that…

"I want to buy a car, can you recommend one to me?"

After Lu Fengxian came back to his senses, he said with a smile. His words made her feel a little unbelievable. It's not that he looked down on him or anything like that, but at this age, would he really wear this outfit even if he really wanted to buy a car?

Not to mention the experience of a teenager, even if the money was given by parents to buy a car, it is impossible for her to wear such clothes...

"It's my pleasure. This way, please."

The shopping guide's professional ethics still made her smile and she immediately led the customers to the reception room. As for the other reception points not far away, those who were a little busier were fine, but those who were not busy had sarcastic smiles on their faces.

"It's probably another bald guy who can't even get any hair off his body."

"She is at the bottom of the ranking this month, and the store manager said that if she ranks last again, she will be fired."

"That's terrible. We won't be able to find anyone to clean the place anymore."

The place that is darker than society is undoubtedly the more social shopping mall. In this place, most people need to compete for performance and strength. There are only so many people entering and leaving the car dealership every day. One less colleague means one more opportunity.

That's why they always reject her. This kid who came from the countryside to work in the big city and knows basically nothing about it doesn't understand how to please others at all.

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Really enthusiastic.

This was Lu Fengxian's first impression. Although the service attitude in District 13 has always been quite good, this was the first time he had seen someone with such a sunny smile on her face.

"Please look over here. This car is a hot seller in the dealership. Both the car body and the electronic road are manufactured in a Class 13 factory. If you buy it now, you will get a three-year warranty!"

As she spoke, she was afraid that Lu Fengxian might not understand, so she handed the paper with detailed introduction about the car to Lu Fengxian, and considerately turned to the details page about the car and began to introduce it to him.

“Pretty good.”

Not only was his attitude enthusiastic, but his introduction was also very comprehensive. I memorized almost all of the thick book in front of me, whether it was about the car manufacturer or maintenance, etc. He memorized every aspect in detail and also added some of his own understanding, which was not just boasting as I thought.

For example, a car has a faster speed but its engine has a shorter maintenance period. Another example is a car that looks good but its skin is thin and easily dented and cannot withstand bumps...

Rather than saying I’m selling a car, it’s more like I’m recommending it to myself like a friend…

After walking around here, I found that it was just as she said. The car she recommended and introduced at the beginning was the one with the best value for money. The other cars were either much more expensive than it or were so unusable that they could not be sold.

Even the one she chose was considered old-fashioned and not suitable for young people...

"Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to sell it if you say that?"

"Ahahaha, actually I'm going to be fired after this month, and I don't want to tell any lies."

"Dismissed, you?"

This car dealership was quite large, so Lu Fengxian simply chatted with her as they walked, and only then did he understand what was going on.

I'm not making up a story to deceive people. Fortunately, my future overlapped with that of a liar. Although the time was not very long, I understood what would happen when humans lied. It was obvious that she was not as good as the liar.

"By the way, is your hometown in Sanhemu?"

"how do you know?"

"Look at the grapefruit leaf pendant on you. The specialty of Sanhemu is grapefruit tea. And there's some dirt on your clothes."

After hearing what she said, Lu Fengxian looked at himself and realized that the clothes he was wearing were indeed a little... no, it should be said that they were very, very rustic.

"Don't mind me, I'm not laughing at you. After all, I'm also a country boy from Beihai, and I grow mangoes."

She was very embarrassed to find that Lu Fengxian looked at the clothes on her body the first time he heard what she said. After all, although they were all from the countryside, this was the first time she had communicated this matter to others, and she still used her own accent at home, which sounded really...

“They’re still neighbors.”

Lu Fengxian smiled when he heard that. If he remembered correctly, the Beihai she mentioned was not Hokkaido in District 13, but a small mountain town about 100 kilometers away from Sanhemu. Although it was not extremely poor, it was similar to Sanhemu in that it relied on the land for its livelihood, mainly by growing fruits and selling them. It could be said to be a very pure rural town.

"Since we are all country folk, why do you introduce us like this? Aren't you afraid of wasting your breath?"

As she spoke, Lu Fengxian pointed at her other colleagues who were interrupting her conversation not far away. They didn't say hello when they walked by, and no one offered her tea or anything when they sat down.

Although I'm not a very pretentious person, being ignored like this really makes me feel like I have become a piece of air. If she hadn't been treating me so carefully all the time... I would probably have suspected that I had a superpower called invisibility!

"Don't be afraid. Anyone who walks into this store is a customer. We must treat them well. This is the rule."

“This rule is pretty good.”

Lu Fengxian gave a fair evaluation, in fact, it is not that bad, basically any store related to the service industry has similar rules and regulations, but...

"Even though no one else has followed it!"

She added this casually. Although she shouldn't say this now that Lu Fengxian was a guest, it was okay to say this when she was sure that they were from the same hometown and talked about things other than cars.

"Hahahaha!"

I couldn't help laughing. It had been a long time since I had experienced this kind of bitter and nostalgic feeling. After laughing, Lu Fengxian took a deep breath and then let it out for a long time...

"So, can you please, being a law-abiding person, introduce me to a very, very riot-proof vehicle?"

"Riot control?"

"Yes, it's riot control."

Lu Fengxian extended his index finger to emphasize this feature.

This is a really weird request. I have been asked by someone that if I buy a car, I must sleep with him for a night or other weird requests...

Riot control?

This is the first time I have heard such a strange request!

But the customer is God!

God's requirements are everything!

Although the person who asked me to sleep with him for a night last time vomited in front of me, there seems to be a car with this condition here...

Perhaps because she was completely relaxed, after hearing Lu Fengxian's request, she simply took him to a remote corner of the car dealership. The area was full of expensive-looking luxury cars, and the most eye-catching one was undoubtedly the large off-road vehicle that was over two meters tall and had a rough and wild shape...

It's so ugly that it's outrageous!

The whole body is shit green, and for some reason the tires are so small, there are four strange exhaust pipes on the carport, and even the rear end of the car is a triangular cone...

dislike!

Any normal person would dislike it when seeing it, because it is too ugly and too big. What’s more, its color is shit green which is not even found in luxury cars. Even if it is red, yellow, blue, white or black, it would not cause such strong visual damage to people!

【In Memory of the Lost War·Hydra】

"The car body is made of special alloys from the military, and it has a 32-cylinder hybrid engine. The wheel hubs are made of metal from tank wheels. The maximum forward speed can reach 180, and the backward speed is 220..."

I was confused when I read out these strange introductions. I don't know what the purpose of this car is. It is completely used for making fun of people. It can withstand beatings and can adapt to various roads.

It is said that it was originally used to attract the attention of beauty news, and it was very popular for a long time, but later, due to its weird shape and gorgeous but strange 'practical' function, even the top wealthy people didn't bother to take a look at it.

You can't drive women down the street, you can't drive fast, and the photos you take of them will be ugly as hell...

Although money is meant to be thrown away for those people, they are not so bored as to spend it on a bunch of junk. Instead of buying such things, they might as well spend the money on a few more women, who at least ride no worse than this bike.

So he stayed in this place for a long time, but the car dealership not only did not make any money from it, but had to spend a lot of money on maintenance every year. It can be said that it was not worth it. If he hadn't emphasized riot control, I wouldn't have brought him here.

“I want this one.”

Silently holding the piece of material next to him that seemed to be the same material as the car, Lu Fengxian frowned and then quickly relaxed... This is what he wanted.

"Okay, I'll take you right away... Huh!?"

"The price is 197 million, which is equivalent to more than 1 million US dollars, which is just enough to pay the full amount."

"Huh? Huh? Huh?"

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How does it feel when the money runs out?

There is no sense of reality or loss. You just swipe the card once, enter the case once, and it's over.

You even have to wait for the car to be roughly inspected and found to be normal before you can pick it up. You still have to wait... It's understandable, after all, there is only one such ugly car parked there.

However, this time the wait was different from the previous ones. We went to a luxurious room, and the people serving us were several beautiful ladies. After knowing that I had not eaten lunch, they even prepared lunch for me. One of them also came over to perform talents as entertainment. Basically, they responded to every request and answer every request.

At this time, the girl who was responsible for entertaining him disappeared, or was squeezed away by several of her colleagues. Those colleagues who squeezed her away were now introducing to him the after-sales service and various extras that he could enjoy with this car.

"This store's permanent VIP membership card also provides membership to the 17 alliance stores in District 13, a 10-year vehicle warranty, and a free one-week stay at three seven-star hotels..."

"The tires of the car are 15 centimeters in diameter. Although they are small, they can adapt to the most severe terrain. The front and rear shock absorbers are separate. You can rest assured that you will not feel any bumps while driving!"

I have to say they are quite capable. Both the introduction and the gifts they gave were more and better than what the previous girl said. One of them with a nice figure even leaned over from time to time to expose her beauty to me for my enjoyment. She looked like she was ready to be picked and could not wait to throw herself into my arms. I think any normal man would like that.

But I just hate...

For some reason, the thought of being willful suddenly arose in my heart.

Chapter 75: Good man? Bad man?

"Hello, here are all the documents about this car, including the road certificate and the worldwide inspection report that is valid for the next ten years. Everything is here. Thank you again for visiting our car dealership. I sincerely hope you have a pleasant riding experience."

Unlike ordinary managers who were fat and big-eared, the man who appeared in front of him could even be said to be very short and thin. If it weren't for his calm tone and a hint of majesty, the shopping guides who were noisy before he came would immediately fall silent after seeing him, standing by like wood and not daring to speak.

It is completely different from the demi-human world where strength is everything. In the human world, as long as you have enough brains and means, you can get to the top!

The person in front of you is the best symbol.

"Well, thank you."

After expressing his gratitude, Lu Fengxian picked up the pile of paper certificates and the like in front of him. If we talk about weight alone, the money he paid would probably be dozens or even hundreds of times more than the paper. However, most of the value of the human world cannot be measured in Western Zhejiang. Just talking about weight alone, the car parked outside is estimated to weigh nearly ten tons, which is much more than what he paid.

only.....

"Excuse me, where is the person who first received me?"

When he reached the door, Lu Fengxian suddenly remembered something. He turned around and asked the manager who had been following him respectfully but not flatteringly. However, the other party became even more confused after he asked this question...

"Hasn't he always been by your side?"

"Where is it? Why can't I see it?"

"Isn't that it?"