My life can't be a harem game!

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Neil's handshake event officially begins half an hour after the concert. This half hour is not only a time for fans and idols to rest, but also carries some invisible transactions.

"Little brother, do you want a plate? A genuine centaur giant dick, fuck me like crazy."

"Sorry, I don't need it."

"How about the other one? A man's romance, the seventy-seven days of imprisonment of the cow tribe."

"..."

After Lu Fengxian repeatedly made righteous excuses, the shabby middle-aged man in black who bought the shares sighed helplessly, looked at Lu Fengxian with a look that said "you are not a yw" and moved on to his next target.

The profits are very considerable, because those who can continue to stay here all have special feelings towards Asians from the bottom of their hearts, and are very welcome to these sales.

More than half of DFK's members were trading, while the rest were sitting in their seats, discussing something non-stop... Lu Fengxian didn't want to get involved at all, it would be fun if he accidentally became a member.

At the end of the discussion, the fat guy broke away from them and walked briskly to Lu Fengxian...

"I want to fight for love, bless me, Fengxian!"

"Uh... Anyway, come on."

In fact, Lu Fengxian was not confused by the fat man's words. From the few words he just heard, he knew what they wanted to do.

Neil has fallen in love with us, so he must confess to the beast (Lv Fengxian) before he takes action - the collective voice of a certain group.

"I feel it, Neil's burning gaze pierces my heart with love. This is my first love. Please forgive my selfishness, but Neil is mine, and no one can take him away!" The fat man put his hands on Lu Fengxian's shoulders, his face full of emotions, and said angrily.

Lu Fengxian nodded repeatedly, agreeing with him, "Yes, I can feel it too. She always looks in our direction."

There was some helplessness on his face...

Well, Lu Fengxian admitted that these guys were probably out of their minds. You guys were having so much fun, who wouldn't notice you? And fat guy, could you please pay a little attention to your body shape? With your physique, it's hard not to notice you...

Due to DFK's unanimous agreement and Lu Fengxian's own recognition, he was ranked at the end of the team. According to the original arrangement, he would be the first to take the lead.

I bought a group ticket, which is calculated based on one and a half minutes per person. The more time the people in the front use, the less time the people behind have. The people at the beginning can use the most time, and the people at the end have the least time...

"Everyone, are you confident? Our only goal is to capture the top idols!"

"Oh!!!"

There is no limit to the power of a team, especially for the united DFK.

No one can be given priority over such a team, and soon, the front queue is occupied.

In fact, as the last person in the rear, Lu Fengxian was actually very flustered. Most of the hostility of the people queuing behind him was directed at him...

"There really is no such thing as a free lunch in this world."

Lu Fengxian broke out in a cold sweat, but it was at this moment that he realized that the person behind him was the one who had just knocked the guard away. It was a good thing that he was not caught.

"Neil, cute for life."

As if sensing Lu Fengxian's gaze, the tall bald man gave him a thumbs up and a ferocious smile appeared on his face. If he was not wearing such embarrassing clothes, one would have thought he was a murderer who had just been released from prison.

Uh uh uh!

"Yeah, Neil, cute for life!"

After making this gesture somewhat awkwardly, Lu Fengxian turned his head and took several deep breaths before calming himself down. Looking at the team in front that had already started to make a commotion, it seemed that Neil's handshake had already begun.

In front of the DFK team, the fat and handsome figure stood tall. With the shouts of his companions behind him, he took the first step...

I have to express my love and respond to her love. Otherwise, how can I have a fulfilling life?!

Now is the time to move into the future.

"DFK team leader, Fat House, here I come!"

With a mighty and majestic roar, the fat man straightened his chest and raised his head, striding towards the future with his head held high -!

32. I love you... every one of you fans!

As time passed, the enthusiasm of the DFK members gradually decreased. As part of the team, their attention was focused on the fat man who was talking to Neil.

"that....."

"Ok?"

"Actually, I..."

"Eh."

“At that time…”

Time passes minute by minute.

The fat otaku was still brewing words in front of her. After being a otaku for so many years, it was difficult for him to even have a conversation with an ordinary girl, let alone such a difficult idol.

Every glance and smile is so charming, even the frown because of annoyance with himself is so... The fat guy thinks it’s great to propose to such a lovely wife!

Starting from three years, the death penalty is the highest?

Fuck, haven’t you heard that if it’s not known to others, it’s not against the law!?

At three minutes in, some members from the back were already urging them to continue.

"It seems we'll have to meet again next time, Mr. Otaku."

Neil sat there leisurely and spoke slowly, but he couldn't hide the impatience in his eyes. The timer in his hand was ticking away.

That represents the total time of the DFK group. If he can't deal with these guys standing in his way, he won't be able to meet him. Once the time is insufficient, he will leave, and the difficulty of finding him will increase...

I'm afraid that in this world, the only person who can make me panic and lose my composure is one person, who is so shining even among this group of weirdos...

It didn't matter if he looked ordinary, it didn't matter if he was a weirdo like these guys.

Just give me a little bit of happiness...

Even though I understand that this is caused by the awakening of a certain maternal instinct in me, so what?

I like the feeling of being relied on, I like being relied on spiritually, and I like the way he looks at me even more...

So gentle.

It was different from the way the staff looked at me when I was taking my photo album, and it was different from the way these otakus looked at me. It was a really warm and strange look...

I want to be looked at by him like that again, to be relied on by him again, to become his family again...

"My head hurts so much."

Just as Neil was thinking about these things anxiously, he suddenly felt his head start to hurt.

Of course, she has been working as an idol for a long time and has endured a lot, so it is natural for her to have a headache.

"Please, next..."

The headache left her no time to worry about anything else. She only wanted to kill these people as quickly as possible. For her, the truly valuable things were yet to come.

"Wait, I, I still..."

The fat guy suddenly fell into despair, but at this moment, he actually had an idea of how much time was left. Knowing that he could not delay any longer, he shouted loudly, "Please tell me if you like me!"

This question was like a thunder, exploding on the spot!

Ah, alas....

After saying this, the noisy DFK members in the back suddenly calmed down, widened their eyes, and looked forward to what would happen next.

Did the fat guy get the beauty or was he rejected with disgust...

"I like you."

Another thunder!

The thunder struck the dead tree in the fat house's heart, causing the tree that had suffered from wind, frost, rain and snow to sprout again.

Yes, she is different from those bitches I met before who only looked at her appearance, and she is absolutely different from those women who dumped me. Neil likes me, and I like Neil too... That's right, this is love!

The fat man took out a "marriage registration form" from his trouser pocket with tears in his eyes and shouted loudly,

"We're getting married—"

"I love every fan. Every fan is my most precious treasure, isn't it?"

Neil turned around and shouted to the people still queuing behind him. At this moment, he was shining with starlight.

The people present cheered subconsciously, but the fat guy was stunned...

"Click."

After a while, he finally figured out what was going on, and a crisp snapping sound came from his heart.

"How can a fat otaku like me have a girlfriend? I even dream of getting married. It's really... But, Neil, you are still my goddess!"

When the fat otaku was depressed to a certain extent, he suddenly shouted, with a blazing fire flashing in his eyes, "Neil, who loves fans equally, is so beautiful, a goddess!!!"

If being rejected like this is a kind of heartbreak, then this kind of heartbreak must be the least painful kind of heartbreak in the world.

That's right, she doesn't belong to me alone, she belongs to everyone...

His mind suddenly became clear and he entered a saintly state. The fat man felt that he had reached a higher level at this moment.

He walked towards the resting place at the back with a little nostalgia. When passing by Lu Fengxian, he shook his head and said, "Fengxian, it's time to give up..."

I don't understand what my best friend said at all...

"Compared to this, there are still a few fried chicken nuggets left. Do you want some?"

Lu Fengxian raised the box of fried chicken nuggets in his hand and asked. This was the thirteenth snack he bought with the department funds. To be honest, DFK was very kind to an outsider like him and allowed him to spend the department funds as he pleased.

"I really don't understand you at all for eating at this sacred moment. Fengxian, open your eyes and take a good look."

The fat guy looked disappointed and pointed at Neil who was shaking hands with the thirteenth fan. He was stunned by the enthusiasm for a few seconds before he reacted, "Neil is just standing there. Not only did you not go get the camera, you're actually eating fried chicken!?"

“This is fried chicken…”

"Can you please be a little bit idol-worshiping? That's Neil."

“But I really think fried chicken nuggets are better…”

"You are hopeless!"

In the end, the fat guy gave up on brainwashing Lu Fengxian and walked to the rest area to discuss how cute Neil was with the DFK members who had already shaken hands.

No matter how cute she is, she is just a loli. What can be seen as a flower?

To be honest, Lu Fengxian had no love for this blind admiration, but the DFK group had already paid to hire him, so he couldn't just leave. In order to prevent them from asking him to return the money they had paid here, he had to be a little more serious.

Although that is what they said, since the fat guy at the beginning was just stalling for time, the DFK members behind him also learned from him one by one and would never leave unless there was a voice urging them from behind.

The average time of one and a half minutes per person kept passing by, some had more time, some had less. When there were only two members left in the DFK group, there was only one and a half minutes left, and this was the time that the previous member had to wait until there were others left.

"I have always been your fan. The next time you hold a concert, as long as it is between Districts 6 and 13, I will fly to see you!"

The skinny man cried and shouted, but the saying "Men don't shed tears easily" didn't seem to be true for him.

Neil also had a short conversation with him with a smile, but the curve of his mouth was a little far-fetched, until the skinny man walked away and Lu Fengxian walked forward.....

[Time is up! ]

Even before he touched his hand, the machine responsible for recording time made such a sound. Lu Fengxian didn't say anything when he heard it. He turned around and walked away directly...

What can I say? Anyway, I have done what I should do, and I have received my salary with a clear conscience. Now I will go home, and then buy a delicious eel rice and a glass of boiled water on the way to treat myself.

“Please, wait a moment!”

33. Neil will personally put the Crown of Forgiveness on you

The lounge area was bustling with people. As pioneers, the DFK members were excited and discussing...

"Neil just agreed with my dream of becoming a porn star with a big dick in the future, and he said it would definitely be a big hit!"

“She encouraged me to study hard and become a member of parliament in the future!”

"It's really great, everyone has been saved by Neil-chan!"