My life can't be a harem game!

Don't panic, Lu Fengxian decided to face life with a smile. He touched the back of his head with his hand and said nonchalantly.

boom!

Before he could finish his words, he fell to the ground, his consciousness completely gone, and his body began to gradually heat up...

14. Winners and Scammers

"Sure enough, you are stupid, right?"

In the dark and silent room, the man lying on the ground suddenly sat up, and without any greeting, he started telling the young projection on the table about his miserable experience. After listening to his narration, the young projection chuckled and said.

"There's nothing I can do, that's a sister pit!"

Lu Fengxian was in tears. Hearing the word "idiot" from the mouth of this poisonous tongue guy, he knew that he had most likely deviated from the mission goal, and his future would not change at all.

Of course, I found it myself

It was still the familiar dark room, the familiar sharp-tongued boy, but there was an extra bowl of cold noodles on the table…

"I was hiding for two days and you only gave me a bowl of cold noodles. I almost died and you changed it like this!" Holding the bowl of cold noodles in his hand, tears of grief and anger flowed down his face. Lu Fengxian lowered his head and ate madly, "Add more meat!"

It turns out that when the soul travels through time, it will bring along the feelings it had felt previously, regardless of whether the body is full or not. Lu Fengxian is very hungry now.

After finishing a bowl of cold noodles, Lu Fengxian burped with satisfaction. Maybe it wasn't a good thing for himself ten years later, but he was not a slave in someone else's family ten years ago, so cold noodles could be considered pretty good.

"Come to think of it, there are many inaccuracies in the information you gave me." Lu Fengxian sat on the soft floor and wiped his dirty hands on it. "If I really went there at 7 o'clock the next afternoon, I would definitely run into the ghosts and Medusa, and I would definitely die."

"The information we can gather from ten years ago is already the limit. How about giving up your life to enjoy it?" The boy held up two fingers. "First, save up some money for a few days. I'll teach you how to make money. Then, how about you find a high-quality JK to lose your virginity to?"

"What will happen to me then?" Lu Fengxian's heart moved. Yes, life is already so hard, why not enjoy it in time?

Although the information about ten years later cannot be fully trusted, if you can make a little money, maybe the future will change.

After all, the main reason why he was in this family was because he borrowed money from Bai Shi. If he hadn't borrowed money, he might be lying on her and increasing the population as much as he wanted...

"It was cool, and then my wife chopped him off with a knife. The body was made into a handicraft, which accompanied her for the rest of her life, and successfully topped the Guinness Book of Weird Artworks list hundreds of years later."

Just as Lu Fengxian was daydreaming, the young man's precise calculations of the future turned his initial excitement into a heart attack, and he almost fainted from fright.

"Thanks for your advice."

Lu Fengxian reacted quickly and poured the remaining soup over the book, hoping that it would short-circuit like an ordinary electronic product.

However, this high-tech product was obviously too powerful and no abnormalities were observed.

"Now, let me tell you what exactly you drank."

The boy was not angry, or he knew better than anyone that he had no right to be angry, because the error in the data would ultimately lead to unpredictable deviations.

He filled in the gaps in his own information, and the final result was even more perfect than he had imagined.

"I wonder if you have ever thought about how you were treated by those maids before..."

"Please change the wording. Those are called aunts. The maids in my mind are not those kinds of monsters."

"Change of wording..."

The boy couldn't understand Lu Fengxian's persistence in this aspect. "So, you are not curious at all?"

"What are you curious about?"

"Their power."

power?

Lu Fengxian subconsciously wanted to retort that women had no power, until he remembered the scene of himself being dragged to the door and thrown in.

"You are 1.82 meters tall, weigh 80 kilograms, and more than 70% of your body is muscle. This is your current physical condition."

Lu Fengxian's physical data ten years later was exposed, but Lu Fengxian himself couldn't believe it.

I remember that after Gui Yan Baishi slapped me in the face, I was pressed hard to the floor. At that time, the power that those bloated aunties burst out was...

"Medicine?"

Lu Fengxian came to the conclusion that he was not stupid.

"It was officially put into circulation in the market seven years ago, and within a year of its appearance, it became a drug that everyone had in their hands. It's the PWF gene drug."

Since being able to travel back in time ten years later, Lu Fengxian felt something for the first time. Yes, that kind of feeling that resounded through his heart...

I feel like the winner in life!

The next step is that he absorbed the genetic medicine three years in advance, gained the upper hand, and completely turned his life around, right?

"I understand. Saving the world is up to me, right?"

Lu Fengxian was extremely angry. That’s right, now was the time to turn things around!

"No, rather than saving the world, save yourself first." The young man smiled and waved his hand. "The one you drank is the original liquid. It is Type Z among the 26 types. It ranks last. Compared with Type A, which ranks first, it is not easy to absorb, and the ways to absorb it are pitifully few. It is the most perverted and sadistic one."

"What?" After hearing the boy's description of the potion, Lu Fengxian suddenly felt that this development was not right.

“That’s probably what it feels like.”

A large screen suddenly fell from a corner of the dark study room. The whole body was wrapped in bandages, with dozens of IV bottles hanging on his head. Beside him were five children in white clothes, crying non-stop. The black coffin and the white bandaged man next to him formed a sharp contrast...

It would be better to say that he is dead than to say that he is a critically ill patient!

"It requires pain and injury. Injuries like the one above are the fastest. More than 800 times will be enough."

"Well, I guess I'll have to wait three years before I get another bottle."

"Only the first bottle of the gene medicine is effective. You can think about your next life."

The young man had the same sharp tongue as always. Although Lu Fengxian still had a smile on his face, foam had appeared at the corners of his mouth.

Yes, there is nothing more frustrating than this. What do you mean it can only be used once in a lifetime? And it's gone just like that. What's the fastest way to absorb it? The picture above shows a person who has obviously died, right?

Died more than 800 times? Do you think I am Xiaoqiang's ancestor?

"By the way, how much is that bottle worth?"

"Ten million Asian coins. Because it has a very high research value, I forgot to tell you that you must not drink it... I am such a fool, lelelele~~~"

The boy smiled and stuck out his tongue, then gently touched his hair with his right hand.

His final act of malicious cuteness dealt Lu Fengxian a perfect blow, and his consciousness became completely out of control and dazed.

Yes, 10 million Asian currency, this amount is enough for me to eat, drink and have fun until the end of my life, enough for me to buy a school, and enough for me to have a big meal instead of eating vegetarian rice balls at noon. I no longer have to wash my sister's panties like a slave at home every day, I can just hire a young maid to wash them...

“Life is really hard.”

Lv Fengxian ended his time travel in remorse and returned with infinite regret and pity, leaving behind only the young boy and the body that looked like a corpse...

He lay on the ground and then stood up again, giving people a completely different feeling. His eyes were calm and his breathing was steady. He was completely different from Lu Fengxian.

"You didn't tell him the thing you should have told him most..."

Lu Fengxian stood up from the ground with a hint of displeasure in his eyes.

"About the Z type having the highest content of the world tree sap, and that incident, and the truth about the demi-humans..."

"Under normal circumstances, he is indeed qualified to know these things, and it is normal for me to explain the situation to him. However, this is not a normal situation, and it is exactly as he said."

Although he was just an AI, the boy's expressions and emotions were very rich. He was different now than he was just now, and he was completely excited about the future.

The so-called harem game, will his future be a happy end that represents victory?

Or does it mean BAD END which represents death?

"The game won't be fun if you read the walkthrough."

The young man said with a smile, and 'Lv Fengxian' on the opposite side frowned and looked a little cold after hearing this, but he did not refute.

Ten years, more than three thousand six hundred and fifty days, eighty thousand hours, millions of minutes, are enough to change a lot. Although the essence has not changed, and he is still the same Lu Fengxian, he ten years later and he was ten years ago are completely two different existences.

The only thing that is the same is the pursuit of ideal happiness in one’s heart!

"Let me take a look at the so-called future."

He stared at the boy expressionlessly, but finally said something that was confusing.

15. The Lu family has the eldest sister.

A peaceful and tranquil day starts with a beautiful morning. Men in every household are often awakened not by the alarm clock, but by the aroma of food at home...

Virtuous women are the excellent traditional culture of District 13. They are gentle, virtuous, like cute things, and deeply love everyone in their family.

Every morning, they would gently knock on the door to wake up their sleepy family members, and gently tell them what to cook that day, or that they would be late for work.

Lu Fengxian's situation is quite special. Since the morning, his nose has been subjected to severe impact. What enters his nasal cavity is not the aroma of food, but the smell of shower gel. The furry thermal socks make him want to sneeze...

"Wake up, your lovely sister is hungry."

"..."

Lu Fengxian, who had dreamed last night that he had a virtuous wife cooking for him, had a frozen expression. The huge mental gap made him unable to react.

Just after waking up from the time-travelling state last night, Lu Fengxian was so exhausted that he didn't even have the energy to crawl back to his room, so he just lay down on the sofa in the living room.

Lu Mengchan got up the next day and went to the living room. She saw him at a glance and stepped on Lu Fengxian's face. Although she didn't see it in person, it is estimated that the whole process would not exceed five seconds.

"Today's lunch box must include braised eggplant."

Curled up in the place where Lu Fengxian had just been lying, Lu Mengchan stretched out her toes and clicked on the TV remote control.

"Hey, that thing consumes a lot of oil, how about steaming it?" Getting up from the sofa, Lu Fengxian didn't even have time to brush his teeth or wash his face.

He who does not work shall not eat.

This sentence is the family rule of the Lu family, and it is also Lu Mengchan's excuse to reduce his pocket money.

What does it mean that men in the Lu family don’t get pocket money if they don’t cook? What does it mean that washing, folding, cooking, and hanging clothes are necessary skills? Why should I help you wash your underwear by hand!?

In fact, at that time, Lu Fengxian, who had just been deprived of his financial power, would rather die than obey.

Want to ask the King of Black Flame (the self-proclaimed name of Chuunibyou) to do those housework... No way!

The fragile self-esteem was shattered into pieces soon after, and a disease even more serious than the second-year syndrome was called poverty syndrome.

In another sense, it saved Lu Fengxian, who was forced to sell his collection of books before the cycle of his chuunibyou disease was over...

I can't thank you enough for this rescue.

Whenever he thought of his pain and struggle during that period, Lu Fengxian felt an urge to cry.

It’s not that I haven’t thought about working, but the school I attend is one of the stricter public high schools in the area. Unless you apply, you will be punished if you are found working outside!

The reason for my punishment could not be that all the money was in my sister's hands, and my economy was in a state of collapse, so I had to sell myself...

"I told you, it doesn't matter if you waste some gas. It's better than using your money to buy notebooks in Akihabara, right?"

"....." Lu Fengxian wanted to bang his head against the wall.

Her slender toes kept clicking on the remote control, and the warm blanket covered her smooth back. If Lu Mengchan just sat on the sofa like this, she could still be considered a beautiful girl...

But if you add the floor lamp she holds at a dangerous angle in her right hand, the beauty of the whole picture disappears completely.

It feels like "I'll throw the lamp at you if you don't obey me"!

Lazy, violent, and totally disobedient....

I haven't been to school for several years. Every time I go out at noon, I sometimes come back in the early morning, and there are also many times when I don't come back and spend the night outside.

"The lunch box is ready."

Before going to class, Lu Fengxian did not forget to put the extra dishes into the lunch box containing two rice balls.

Everything has two sides. Although Lu Mengchan's life was definitely difficult and tiring as soon as she came back, as the manager of the family's finances, she would always generously give him some extra pocket money.

However, every time Lu Fengxian wanted to pay 200 yen more, she was always able to perceive it keenly and then punish him with divine punishment.

Not only is she a qualified bad biker, but she also has a very strong ability to grasp people's hearts. At least I haven't been able to deceive her once and get more money from her as pocket money...

"You are a bad wife, you are a parasite. You will never find a husband in your life."

At noon, sitting in the classroom, Lu Fengxian sighed while counting the money in his wallet.

Just like a stingy mother, she controls money very tightly and never has any spare money.