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"Alas... It takes ten years to cultivate to be able to ride the same boat together, and a hundred years to cultivate to be able to sleep on the same pillow together. When will I ever be able to sleep on the same pillow with someone?"
"Don't even think about it. What's yours is yours, and what's not yours will never be yours. Just like when I want to eat meat, you always give me bones and vegetable soup..."
The bellyband, whose mind was opened by Bai Suzhen's magic, raised its paw and patted its lonely owner beside it.
Women are like those bitches in the village. They all like strong ones. They can take turns riding the village chief's Big Black Dog. Even the villagers wish their dogs would be ridden by Big Black Dog.
He is not good enough. He is not as tall as the others, and his master is not as rich as them. Moreover, his name is Dudou, which sounds effeminate.
Men are afraid of choosing the wrong profession, women are afraid of marrying the wrong man, and dogs are afraid of being born into the wrong family.
"Alas!" X2
The man and the dog sighed to the sky at the same time.
……
Just as Xu Xuan and Dudou were daydreaming, the speed of the boat suddenly increased. It turned out that they had arrived at a section of the river with fast-flowing water.
The boat drifted downstream, but not long after it drifted, it met a boat going upstream. A sturdy man was sitting on the boat. The man was wearing a conical hat and his appearance could not be seen clearly.
Wow!
A water barrier suddenly rose up behind the boat, blocking the impact of the water flow and providing a calm water surface for the two boats to stand facing each other.
"Traitor, die!"
The bamboo hat was lifted up, revealing a big face covered with snake scales. The guy coming towards him turned out to be a snake demon.
Whoosh!
The snake demon leaped forward, changing its shape in mid-air, transforming into a giant snake, and rushed towards Nobita and the others with its fangs bared.
The snake's tail was covered with thorns and was extremely sharp. With just one swing, the boatman was unable to dodge and was pierced by the snake's tail and thrown into the water.
Nobita and the others stood up and faced the enemy carefully, especially Bai Suzhen, with solemn expressions, ready to fight.
It is said that after the big snake first killed a passerby, it opened its big mouth and bit the small boat. The wood of the boat could not withstand the snake's bite and was bitten all over with holes in a few bites.
Bai Suzhen's magic power has not yet recovered, and the magic power in her body is not flowing smoothly. The big snake rammed into the boat several times, and she slipped and fell into Nobita's arms.
The cool and elegant fragrance in the hair was somewhat charming. Nobita liked it very much and was also somewhat grateful to this ingredient who volunteered to die. If it weren't for this ingredient, he wouldn't have been able to be so close to Bai Suzhen.
The snake demon attacked fiercely, and Nobita picked up Bai Suzhen by the waist and jumped onto the mast.
The Golden Cudgel appeared in front of him, and Nobita kicked the stick. The stick suddenly became bigger, swept out horizontally, and hit the big snake.
The big snake was caught off guard and took full advantage of the force. It was immediately knocked flying and fell into the water.
Wow!
After swimming in the water for a while, a big snake came out from behind the boat, paused in mid-air, and swung its tail. It turned out to be a rattlesnake.
The tail kept shaking, and the harsh sound waves enveloped Nobita and the others. Xu Xuan and Dudou, one man and one dog, covered their ears and screamed. Bai Suzhen could not bear the waves of evil sound. Only Nobita had an unchanged expression and even seemed to enjoy it.
Compared with the death duet of Shizuka and Fat Tiger, the rattle of this snake sounds quite comfortable, like a spring breeze on your face.
When the big snake saw that the enemy had been controlled by it, it immediately twisted its body and crashed into the crowd.
Bai Suzhen finally exploded. Her hair turned white, white scales appeared on her face, and her legs turned into a tail. Like a chain blade, she swung it and cut the giant snake into three pieces.
The big snake that was so arrogant just now has turned into several pieces of food.
Bai Suzhen also exhausted her magic power and her body collapsed in Nobita's arms and she passed out.
At the same time, because Bai Suzhen used her magic power indiscriminately, her magic power ran wild and ran rampant in her meridians. At this time, Bai Suzhen's body temperature was dropping rapidly and she was soon about to freeze.
There is no time to lose, we must take off our clothes and save people!
Nobita didn't want to stay any longer. The sword under his feet grew bigger and carried him, Bai Suzhen, Xu Xuan and Xu Xuan's dog out of the canyon and headed straight for the nearest pagoda.
Next to the unfinished pagoda, there are three clear big characters written: "Leifeng Pagoda"!
Chapter 22: A Hundred Years of Training to Share the Pillow
What is the most important word when traveling the world? It is "righteousness"!
When you are in the underworld, righteousness comes first. As a man of the underworld, Nobita must be loyal.
When traveling around the world, it is inevitable that you will encounter injuries, poisoning, etc., and you will definitely have to be rescued by others.
However, there are also some things to consider when saving people. The resulting situations will be different depending on the gender and age.
Let’s not talk about the old man passing on his skills before his death and the matter of becoming a disciple. Let’s just talk about what you should do if you find a poisoned or injured young man on the roadside.
If the young hero were a man, we would give him acupuncture through his clothes, pass on his skills through his clothes, and cure diseases and save lives.
But if the young man is a woman, then it will be easy. First, take off all your clothes and be honest with her. No matter if she has a cold, fever, or is poisoned or injured, clothes are so inconvenient that they cannot be left behind.
There are also requirements for the place where you take off your clothes. If you have the conditions, you can go to an inn. If you don't, you can go to a dilapidated temple. You will be completely naked and can then teach people skills and heal their injuries, and use your mouth to absorb toxins from their blood. In short, you can do whatever makes you feel good.
When the heroine wakes up, if the man who cured her illness is handsome, she will reluctantly marry him. If not, they will be bound by grass and jade in the next life. If she meets the savior who insists on pestering her, she will have to kill him and bury him hastily, and pretend that the incident of her body being seen by others never happened.
And now, as luck would have it, Nobita also met an unconscious female warrior, who was good-looking but in danger of her life.
There was no other choice but to save the person first. There happened to be an unfinished pagoda nearby, so he helped treat the person inside.
In the dead of night, a man and a woman alone in the pagoda, it really makes people think a lot.
"Well……"
Xiaobai, lying on the ground, shrank his body with a very painful expression. At this moment, the coldness in his body was running wildly, overflowing from under Xiaobai to the surroundings. The temperature inside the pagoda suddenly dropped, and even a thick layer of ice formed.
Nobita rubbed the Samadhi Fire and lit the firewood in the house, while taking out his combat sleeping bag.
Nobita swallowed his saliva, holding back the chill emanating from Xiaobai and helping him up to sit upright.
"Come on, lady, let's treat it slowly!"
Nobita breathed out, hugged Xiaobai who was almost frozen, and crawled into the sleeping bag.
This sleeping bag is a high-end product he bought from the future. It has built-in heating and vibration functions, as well as mosquito and insect repellent effects, ensuring that the user can fire normally even in ice and snow. It is truly the best choice for field combat.
……
"Don't look at them, Xuan. They are a handsome and pretty couple in there recovering from their injuries. Why are you so sad?"
The yellow dog Dudou raised his paw and patted the sad Xu Xuan to comfort his master.
Young people have too little experience. When they see a pretty girl, they can't walk. If she is single, the bellyband will support their useless owner to chase her. But she turns out to be a married woman, or a cultivator. What else can they say? Ah Xuan, go to bed!
"Who is sad? I'm just worried about Miss Bai, and I'm also curious about how monsters heal injuries. I think Miss Bai's condition is not good." Xu Xuan was still trying to be tough, but the voice coming from the tower made him lose his composure.
"Ohhhhhh~ So cool and smooth!"
Nobita's comfortable voice was not at all reserved and came out very clearly from the tower.
Xu Xuan: "..."
Oh oh oh!
What is this?
A relationship ended before it even began!
Xu Xuan ran away dejectedly. His embarrassed figure made the man standing next to him think he saw a fellow human.
Looks like it, very similar!
Loser in life!
……
"Beat the drum quickly and beat the gong slowly. Stop the gong and the drum to listen to the singing. All kinds of idle talk can also be singing. Listen to me sing the Eighteen Mo..."
Holding the naked and deeply unconscious Bai Suzhen in his arms, Nobita sang the romantic song he learned from ancient times.
White Snake!
Xu Xian’s wife!
Still in coma!
If you don’t take advantage of this, you will lose a lot!
However, facing Bai Suzhen whose body temperature was below zero, Nobita was in a dilemma.
It wasn't because the girl woke up that he couldn't go up, but because her temperature was too low and he couldn't get up.
This is one of Nobita’s girlfriends, the former snow elf, now the snow girl Nobita. Her body temperature is extremely low. Her body temperature has just risen a little, and she is about to become engorged with blood, but Bai Suzhen’s low temperature puts out the fire on the spot.
Bai Suzhen is not a snow elf, so Nobita can't transform into a snow girl and force himself on her, which is a difficult situation.
"Oh, forget it. It's too boring. I'll talk about it next time."
Nobita gave up. There was nothing he could do about it. He didn't know what would happen if Bai Suzhen's body became even colder. After thinking it over, he could only let her wake up first.
In front, he has to catch monsters and practice martial arts in the Imperial Master's Mansion, and behind him, the snake monster clan is hunting down traitors. There is plenty of time for him to be a hero and save the beauty and capture Bai Suzhen.
Getting into the sleeping bag, Nobita gritted his teeth and hugged Bai Suzhen's delicate body. Suddenly, a heart-chilling chill spread from Bai Suzhen's body to Nobita.
In order to prevent himself from getting frozen, Nobita activated the Samadhi Fire in his body, which burned inside his body to counteract the cold.
One hot and one cold, the feeling of ice and fire reached Daxiong's head directly. When Bai Suzhen's icy body met Daxiong's Samadhi Fire, the coldness was suppressed, and her frozen body slowly softened. That smooth skin really made Daxiong feel refreshed.
"Ohhhhhh~ So cool and smooth!"
"Um~~~"
The unconscious Bai Suzhen hugged Nobita even tighter, trying to get this "fire" of Nobita closer to her.
Nobita was also happy to be close to the beautiful girl, so he hugged her just as hard.
The coldness brushed against his thighs, causing him to shiver.
"What the hell..."
Whoosh!
Before Nobita could finish his words, a white snake tail emerged from the sleeping bag and strangled Nobita's body, while the end of the tail also clamped around Nobita's neck.
"Wait, I'm going to...suffocate..."
The feeling of suffocation overwhelmed Nobita like a tide. He stretched out his hands and grasped around, trying to get some pitiful air, but the snake's tail was more powerful, and it locked tightly around Nobita's neck like a tight hoop.
Nobita hurriedly released his telekinesis to protect his neck, trying to bounce off Bai Suzhen's tail, but at this time Bai Suzhen's magic power was running wild and rushing around. As soon as Nobita's telekinesis attached to it, it was violently bounced away by Bai Suzhen's magic power, and at the same time the tail tightened even more.
"Holy shit... Is this the punishment for picking up a heroine?"
Nobita's eyes gradually fell into darkness, and the feeling of suffocation overwhelmed him. His body seemed to sink into the deep sea, slowly sinking...
Chapter 23 Baoqingfang
The sunlight pierced through the darkness, passed through the night, and came into the pagoda.
Bai Suzhen raised her jade hands to block in front of her face, avoiding the glaring sunlight, and slowly opened her eyes.
What meets the eye is the dazzling and warm sun, what fills the nose is the fresh air, and what fills the ears is the melodious singing of birds.
Bai Suzhen felt extremely comfortable in her body. Even Nobita beside her found it pleasing to the eye, especially the small hairs on the little boy's face, which were clearly visible under the sunlight. This little thing looked quite...little thing! ?
Bai Suzhen opened her eyes wide, unable to believe the scene before her. Nobita was lying in front of her without clothes. She and Nobita were lying in a strange quilt, their bodies pressed very close together.
The point is, Nobita wasn't wearing any clothes, and neither was she!
"Ah... ah?"
Bai Suzhen didn't know why, but she felt like screaming. However, when she saw Nobita, she didn't want to scream anymore.
Nobita's condition is not right right now!
Not only was his body cold and stiff, he looked lifeless. There was a large, thick bloodstain on his neck. At this moment, Nobita looked like a dead person.
Subconsciously reaching out to feel Nobita's breath, wanting to check on Nobita's condition, only to see...
"Haa ...
Nobita suddenly reacted as if he had a seizure, as if he had come back to life from the dead. After saying a few words quickly, his body went limp and he fell into Bai Suzhen's arms and continued to sleep.
Bai Suzhen: "..."
……
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