"Okay, Brother Ning, now you don't have to worry about eating human flesh and hands... What are you looking at? If you look again, I'll tear your heads off!" Nobita suddenly turned around and roared at the diners beside him.
The diners around suddenly fell silent and lowered their heads to eat.
If it were any ordinary villager from Guobei Town, given Nobita's attitude, if this group of diners were provoked, they would definitely eat up all the other person's spirits.
But the one in front of him is not like that. Judging from the aura released by this little monk just now, this kid is at least a big demon at the same level as the Black Mountain Old Demon. If they dare to overturn the table, this kid will dare to put them on the table as dishes.
Boss, I can’t afford to offend you! I can’t afford to offend you!
Ning Caichen, whose nausea had subsided a lot, finally climbed out from under the table. He glanced at the monsters around him, and then thought of Daxiong's roar just now. He asked tremblingly: "Um... Brother Ye, who are you?"
Although Ning Caichen is a dog who can't walk when he sees a woman, he is not a fool. He is Nobita, who can scare a group of monsters into silence. We can't say that he is a monster, but at least he has nothing to do with humans.
"Monster, congratulations, Brother Ning, if I didn't like to eat vegetarian food, you would have been eaten by me when we met." Blood-red flames burned on Nobita's body, his short hair turned into long blood-red hair, and his face also stretched into a horse face with horns.
Horse demon?
No wonder he likes to eat vegetarian food.
After seeing Nobita's face, Ning Caichen felt relieved for some reason.
Compared to wolves, tigers, leopards that have turned into monsters, or lonely ghosts, a monster that has turned into a spirit from a strange horse is much cuter than them.
"By the way, Brother Ye, if you are a monster, why did you get knocked unconscious by someone's shouting that day?"
Ning Caichen kept talking about things that were not relevant to the topic, and the moment he opened his mouth, it hurt Nobita's heart.
"I have cultivated a human body properly, okay? At that time, there was not much difference between me and ordinary people. Try to imagine if someone yells in your ear. Do you think you would feel uncomfortable?" Nobita got angry when he mentioned this matter. He also disliked the monsters around him and roared, "Are you eavesdropping? If you eavesdrop again, I will lift your skull caps off."
Nobita, who has transformed into a monster, has a bad temper, so he is not polite at all to the monsters around him.
When the monsters heard Nobita's roar, they were so scared that they turned their backs and lowered their heads to eat, but their legs under the table were all shaking or trembling.
Wow, it can even transform into a human? This is a big boss!
It’s even more untouchable!
……
Ning Caichen was quite curious. While waiting for the food to be served, he did not forget to ask Nobita what it felt like to be a monster.
"Brother Ning, are you really not afraid that I will eat you?" Nobita was a little curious about Ning Caichen's mental state.
When Ning Caichen found out that there were ghosts all around him, he was so scared that he almost crawled under the table. But after realizing that he was a monster, he was no longer afraid and even relaxed.
"Actually, I am a little scared." Ning Caichen made a stick gesture with his index finger and thumb, and saw the angry gesture, "But I remembered that you have been sleeping outdoors with me for such a long time these days, and you didn't eat me, so I guessed that you are a good monster. Anyway, I am a poor scholar, a complete loser in life. If I am eaten, it will be my bad luck. I have experienced bad luck more than once or twice."
Ning Caichen felt extremely depressed when he thought of his miserable life.
"You can't say that. Brother Ning, although you're not as handsome as me, not as strong as me, and you don't have money or knowledge...but you're a human being. The yang energy in your body is enough to make monsters go crazy for you, go crazy for you, and even bang their heads against the wall for you."
Nobita glanced at the monsters around him and whispered in Ning Caichen's ear.
However, the scene that Nobita expected of Ning Caichen screaming in fear did not occur, because Ning Caichen, who was originally very lost, was now looking up and squinting, his eyes fixed and dazed.
Following Ning Caichen's gaze, he saw a beautiful woman in ancient costume sitting on the eaves, with an orange ghost fire following her.
This beauty was none other than Nie Xiaoqian, who had been sitting in the sedan chair earlier and had charmed Ning Caichen with her singing and appearance alone.
"Wow, this is your target. Look at his silly look. Hurry up and check the physiognomy book to learn how to seduce him." The orange will-o'-the-wisp appeared in the shape of a human face and a woman's voice came out of its mouth, giving advice to Nie Xiaoqian next to her.
"Okay, let me take a look... There's no record of him in the physiognomy book. Never mind, I'll just rely on my charm."
Nie Xiaoqian looked for a while and found that there was no face that matched Ning Caichen in the physiognomy book, so she rolled up the scroll and put it in her arms.
"Xiao Qian, can you discuss giving me the little monk next to this little idiot? I feel he tastes pretty good." Seeing Nie Xiaoqian preparing to take action, Gui Huo called out to Nie Xiaoqian, hoping that Xiaoqian would give Nobita to her.
It is obvious that when these two came, they did not see Nobita revealing his demon form, otherwise they would have turned around to look for other targets.
"No, both of them are mine. I'll give the big one to grandma, and I'll keep the small one to enjoy slowly."
Nie Xiaoqian shook her fingers and rejected Will-O-Ghost's request.
"Tsk, you have such a big appetite, be careful not to overeat." Will-o'-the-wisp curled her lips in dissatisfaction. There was nothing she could do to snatch Nobita from her hands.
As the top lady of the Lanruo Temple's high-end club, Nie Xiaoqian is deeply loved by grandma. After all, her abilities are there. She ranks first on the club's red flower list every year. Every little red flower on the list was earned with human lives. Unless grandma no longer likes Nie Xiaoqian, Nie Xiaoqian will be the second in command of this club.
"Oh, I hope this little guy can give me one more leg to taste in the end."
The will-o'-the-wisp sighed, then slipped into Nie Xiaoqian's sleeve.
"Hello, two handsome guys. My name is Xiaoqian. What's your name?"
Landing on the chair like a fairy, Nie Xiaoqian lightly placed her hand on her chin, and her pair of peach blossom eyes kept sending electric shocks to Ning Caichen. Soon, Ning Caichen was so excited that he could not speak clearly.
Ning Caichen was breathing rapidly and stumbling over his words: "Hello... hello, I... I... my name is Ning Caichen, you can just call me Aning."
Compared to Ning Caichen, Nobita next to him was much more relaxed. The moment he opened his mouth, he made Nie Xiaoqian so angry that her three corpse spirits jumped.
"What advice does this small-breasted old lady have?"
Boom!
It was as if thunder struck Nie Xiaoqian's mind.
What did she hear?
Small breasts?
Still a grandma?
Nie Xiaoqian: "You just... were you calling me grandma?"
Nobita nodded: "Yeah, small breasts, flat buttocks, an old lady who has been dead for decades."
Nie Xiaoqian: “!!!”
"I'm your heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys! Who has small breasts? Who has a flat butt? I'm the most beautiful girl in Guobei Town every year. Everyone who sees me will say that I'm beautiful, have a sweet voice, and have a curvy body... Don't stop me, I'll chop you into pieces with one knife!"
The mad Nie Xiaoqian stretched out the nails of her ten fingers and wanted to pounce on Nobita and scratch his face into a clown.
The will-o'-the-wisp stretched out his hands, hugged Nie Xiaoqian's waist, and tried to stop her from hurting Nobita.
The scene was extremely chaotic, with people around acting as if they were watching a good show.
Ning Caichen, who had already fallen for Nie Xiaoqian's beauty trap, fixed his eyes on Nie Xiaoqian and exclaimed, "How can she be so beautiful? Even when she's angry and mad, she has a different kind of charm. It's really heart-warming!"
The commotion between Nie Xiaoqian and Daxiong finally ended with Ning Caichen's heartbeat. At the same time, Ning Caichen's heartbeat caused a commotion among the monsters and ghosts in the restaurant.
Living people are not common in Guobei Town. These monsters and demons like to eat the hearts, livers, spleens, lungs and kidneys of living people the most, as can be seen from the menu of this restaurant.
So Nie Xiaoqian sprinkled a lot of pepper, causing chaos in the restaurant, and took Ning Caichen away from the restaurant while Daxiong sat on the chair that was transformed from the orange female ghost fire, and slowly followed behind Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian...
Chapter 118: Sword for the Hero
Ning Caichen is a miserable young man. Not only is his life miserable, but even his daily life is miserable because he has no motivation.
As a loser young man, Ning Caichen has no car, no house, no money and no looks.
The matchmaker finally introduced a girl named Xiaolan to Ning Caichen, but Ning Caichen was too busy with work to meet Xiaolan. He just wanted to make money quickly and prepare a home for Xiaolan.
But Ning Caichen really took some things for granted. He was busy making money and had no time to build relationships with the girl, which resulted in their already not-so-close relationship being degraded to that of strangers.
So Xiaolan turned around and threw herself into the arms of the rich man, and got into a bridal sedan a few days later. Before leaving, she gave Ning Caichen the dog Jin Jian, which was given to her as a gift, to Ning Caichen, and even told Ning Caichen that she didn't like dogs.
In the end, as Ning Caichen said, he used to work for the girl, but now he works to forget the girl.
But the skirt chats with me, chess~bar⑧ ball'Qi.镏一 "Yes, otherwise how can you say she is the protagonist?
Ning Caichen found his second spring in Guobei County and met a girl who made his heart beat faster, Nie Xiaoqian.
……
Xiaoqian is better than Xiaolan in every aspect. She can sing and dance and is pretty. Not to mention that Xiaoqian is a ghost!
It is just right for an ordinary young man like him who has neither a house nor a sedan chair.
It’s not that women can’t afford to marry, but female ghosts are more cost-effective!
Female ghosts don’t buy clothes or jewelry, and don’t have high requirements for accommodation. The most important thing is that both their parents are dead, so they don’t want a dowry. After having sex, they don’t have to worry about the other party’s parents coming to them to ask for their names to be added to the house deed.
If I don't add it, it is impossible that I will be arrested by the police.
The constables in the world of the living cannot catch the female ghosts in the underworld.
Besides, female ghosts need a breath of Yang energy, and real men have no shortage of this kind of thing, so just absorb it...
The above is what Ning Caichen heard from Nobita: "One Hundred Reasons Why I Chose a Female Ghost as My Wife After Giving Up Being a Human Being."
"But, they may not necessarily like me, right?"
After listening to Nobita's story, Ning Caichen was still somewhat moved, but he thought that she was also a girl. Although she had become a ghost, she must have her own preferences. How could she possibly fall in love with an ordinary boy like him?
"About this, Brother Ning, don't worry. When it comes to love, 30% is determined by fate, and 70% depends on hard work. Only those who work hard can win. Just get along with her normally, and I guarantee she will be more anxious than you." Nobita patted Ning Caichen's arm, signaling him not to be too nervous.
In the original plot, Ning Caichen moved Nie Xiaoqian with his innocence and kindness, and made Nie Xiaoqian disobey the orders of the tree demon and forcibly pull Ning Caichen's soul out of the tree demon's mouth, allowing Ning Caichen to be resurrected.
In the end, for Ning Caichen, Nie Xiaoqian even chose to give up the opportunity to reincarnate and chose to be with Ning Caichen in her ghost body.
From this we can see that Ning Caichen has a good chance of winning over Nie Xiaoqian.
"Okay, Brother Ning, go ahead and don't let the old lady over there wait anxiously."
Nobita pushed Ning Caichen on the back, and Ning Caichen staggered into Nie Xiaoqian's arms.
The two looked at each other, and before Nie Xiaoqian did anything, Ning Caichen blushed first.
"I'm sorry, Xiaoqian, I caused you trouble in the restaurant just now."
Ning Caichen made small talk and talked about the scene that just happened in the restaurant.
"That matter is nothing. By the way, Aning, do you like me? Do you feel like kissing me?"
At this time, Nie Xiaoqian had not yet fallen in love with Ning Caichen, and her mind was filled with the idea of sucking Ning Caichen's soul and giving it to her grandmother.
Besides, Nie Xiaoqian was very confident about her appearance and felt that it would not be difficult to win over a young scholar who was attracted by her beauty.
"Huh? What?"
Sure enough, after hearing what Nie Xiaoqian said, Ning Caichen felt confused for a moment. He turned around quietly to glance at Nobita behind him, and thought to himself that Nobita was right.
"Okay, let's hurry up, I can't wait any longer."
Nie Xiaoqian grabbed Ning Caichen's arm, pouted her lips and kissed him. The two fangs between her lips were very sharp. If nothing unexpected happened, Ning Caichen's soul would be sucked out by Nie Xiaoqian.
But...how could there be no accidents?
Beep!
The hem of Nie Xiaoqian's skirt trembled, and she took out a tablet from her skirt with an impatient look on her face.
"Hello? Who is this?" Nie Xiaoqian's tone was a little impatient.
"Is this Xiaoqian's tablet? This is Xiaodie's tablet. Grandma is getting impatient waiting. You better hand her over as soon as possible!"
Another woman's voice came from the tablet. It was a female ghost named Xiaodie.
"There's a living idiot standing in front of me. If it weren't for the tablet making a noise, I would have gotten rid of him long ago!"
After roaring at the tablet, Nie Xiaoqian folded her own tablet in half and put it away like a flip phone.
"Who is the Kaizi?" Ning Caichen asked doubtfully what Kaizi meant.
"Oh, it's customary to address others like that here. Let's continue."
Nie Xiaoqian gave a casual explanation and then pulled Ning Caichen's body over, ready to continue kissing him and sucking his soul.
But as soon as she stretched out her hand, there was a sudden earthquake, and Ning Caichen's body swayed left and right.
The man and the ghost looked up and saw a huge figure flying in the sky, blocking out the sky and the sun. The figure landed in Guobei County with a devastating force, wantonly destroying Guobei County and eliminating the ghosts in Guobei County.
Nobita also turned his head to look. With his eyesight, he could certainly see the situation of the figure clearly.
His body is like a huge drum with three chimney-shaped incense sticks stuck on it, his arms are huge mountain-like chimes, and under his feet are propellers like huge wooden barrels. This is Yan Chixia's altar, named Daoshendao.
In this world, Yan Chixia no longer plays with flying swords, but draws talismans and drives a Gundam. Moreover, the combat effectiveness of his Gundam is not low. He can rub golden light with his hands and release thick golden light from the chimes, like two laser cannons. The power is so strong that all the houses in Guobei County were blown to pieces by the golden light.
Boom!
The huge altar "Gundam" Shinto, which was dozens of meters high, fell to the ground. The flames of the two wooden barrel thrusters under its feet converged. After the huge weight of the altar hit the ground, a cloud of smoke and dust was instantly raised.
“Wahahahaha, there are so many demons and monsters, Prajna Paramita, unsheathe the talisman, Dao Shendao, destroy them for me!”
Yan Chixia, with a big red beard, poked his sword and countless talismans flew out of the wooden tube behind him. These talismans flew towards the ghosts and monsters all around, and the scene was extremely chaotic.
The talisman was extremely powerful. Ordinary ghosts would be injured if they just touched it, or die if they were touched by it. The ghost body that had been cultivated with great difficulty was as fragile as paper in front of Yan Chixia's talisman and would break with just a poke.
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