Dedicated Chinese golden songs to the second dimension

When talking about "donating sperm", Yamada Ryo slightly lifted the edge of her skirt and winked at the little bear of Xiong Yousuke, which was enough to make any normal adolescent boy imagine.

Although Xiong Yousuke directly gave her a middle finger, he was seduced by the [big] beauty Nagasaki Motoyo and could treat her as a funny character.

Yamada Ryo wanted to seduce him...haha.

He doesn't know what the sperm donation process is, right?

He really did donate in his previous life!

The specific experience...I can only say it is a scam, a scam!

For example, losing 8000 yuan from online dating is already tragic.

And that kind of experience was that after deducting 8000, I also found out that the other party was an AI, an open source one!

"Forget it, I have a girlfriend."

"Hey, Mutou, come and give me a hug~"

Giving Wakaba Mutsu a big bear hug, Xiong Yousuke gave Yamada Ryo a provocative look.

He couldn't wait to see Yamada Ryo's unconvinced expression, hahahaha!

"It's okay, he's just a married man, it's more exciting."

"Big Bear, you know that I like married men, so you found a girlfriend on purpose, ah~ I am such a sinful woman~"

Down below!

Well, Xiong Yousuke understood that Yamada Ryo was deliberately disgusting him, just like when he graduated before, he liked to say to his hated classmates very seriously, "I will not become a memory."

No matter how the other party answers, it will be disgusting.

PS: Current bounty progress: 916/10000 cat biscuits.

15/100 blade

4K107 ended the band and was wiped out!

Now Xiong Yousuke can guess what Yamada Ryo will do next.

If he said that he didn't find a girlfriend just for Yamada Ryo's twisted XP, she would call him a tsundere.

If I don’t refute it clearly, what will Ye Mu think?

Even if she didn't believe it, she would feel uncomfortable. This was not what a boyfriend should do, even though Xiong Yousuke couldn't do it now because Wakaba Mu's heartbeat accelerated.

But one thing is for sure, Xiong Youzhu will not choose to escape when faced with things that he is responsible for.

Fortunately, the problem is not serious. After spending a long time with Nagasaki Motoyo, Xiong Yousuke has mastered a way to turn a difficult guy into a funny character!

So Yamada Ryo, take it!

"Xieliang, actually...I am a domestic violence man. I like to beat women in my dreams the most."

After staring at Yamada Ryo's butt for a few rounds, Xiong Yousuke had no rule of not hitting women.

After all, he had spanked Kita Ikuyo's palms and buttocks countless times when he was teaching.

So Xiong Youzhu raised his hand high and asked maliciously: "Even so, do you still want to stay by my side?"

Yes, as the saying goes, you have to use your lower head to defeat your lower head!

Yamada Ryo acted as if he liked her, and Kuma Yousuke acted the other way around, acting as if Yamada Ryo liked him.

As long as Yamada Ryo agrees, the next step will be the Tom and Jerry set!

It just so happens that Yamada Ryo’s color is blue, so it’s very suitable for him to be TOM!

It’s a pity that the other characters don’t match, otherwise Xiong Youzhu would really have the idea of changing the nickname of the ending band.

“Wow, it’s a domestic violence man!” She immediately hid behind Ichichi Hongxia, and Yamada Ryo pushed her in front of Xiong Yousuke and shouted, “Archangel, save me!”

Yes, Yamada Ryo was very clear that even if she continued to bicker with Kuma Yousuke, the two of them would only become more and more angry with each other, and she herself didn't know what shocking remarks they would make in the end.

It’s not like she hasn’t done this before. Just recently, after she secretly drank Xiong Youzhu’s milk tea, she told him to treat her as her own son and that she would be even by drinking his milk in the future.

Thinking about it now, Yamada Ryo is still quite angry. After all, at that time, Xiong Yousuke did not follow the routine and mocked her for her small breasts, but instead asked her for pocket money.

As a result, all the countermeasures that Yamada Ryo had previously thought of were scrapped, and he could only reluctantly give his ice cream to Xiong Yousuke.

Well, it’s okay at normal times, but now there is also Wakaba Mutsu. Yamada Ryo doesn’t care much about his image, but Kuma Yousuke can’t.

It is necessary to maintain the external image of your master!

Therefore, Yamada Ryo decisively moved out Ijichi Kouka. After the band ended, everyone usually spoke freely, but in front of Ijichi Kouka, everyone would restrain themselves.

Just like no matter how hot-tempered a person is, he will not swear in Chinese in front of his mother.

This scene reminded Xiong Yousuke of the time when Nagasaki Suyo would sometimes bring up Toyokawa Shoko when he was pushed into a corner.

Now with Ijichi Nichinaka as the standard, in comparison, Nagasaki Motoyo, who has no dignity at all, is indeed a fake mother!

But...is there nothing he can do?

joke.

"Big Bear..."

Without waiting for Ichichi Hongxia to continue, Xiong Yousuke started to chain: "I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

Yes, Xiong Youzhu directly blew himself up, so he cannot be taken as a target!

As for Yamada Ryo's COST, since the effect has already been activated, it still needs to be paid!

Sure enough, Ijichi Hongxia immediately turned around with a [kind] smile, well, really very kind, not that kind of tiger smile... and looked at Wakaba Mutsu?

"Miss Ruoye, you haven't said a word from before until now. Is it because you were scared by us?"

"After all, you were targeted by us just now, so you are really scared. I'm sorry."

It is obvious that Kuma Tomosuke knows that Ijichi Kouka is just simply expressing her maternal instinct, but because Kuma Tomosuke admits that she is his girlfriend, he is trying to get Wakaba Mutsu to integrate into the group.

But for some reason it sounded like green tea, as if it was excluding Ruoye Mu.

This is too scary. Would spending too much time with Nagasaki Suyo actually cause Xiong Yousuke to lose trust in his friends? !

No, it's okay to just say this, Cricket is a suspicious person. Anyway, the next day is the holiday, and Xiong Youzhu has plenty of time to slowly prepare.

The problem is...If Ye Mu is like this, he should speak!

Damn it, is there going to be another war on this land and are the children going to start crying again! ?

He had a hard time getting Ruoye Mu to shut up!

Xiong Youzhu shouted this in his heart, but he couldn't help but feel a little gloating.

It's like when you've fallen into a trap and then find out there are other idiots who are trying to commit suicide, you can't help but feel a little happy.

Perhaps, it is time to let members outside the Han Dynasty feel Ruoye Mu's eloquence.

For this reason, Xiong Youzhu specially ordered a glass of mango juice. If Ruo Yemu went crazy, he would use the mango juice to seal her first, giving the people who ended the band time to recover.

Sure enough, when Wakaba Mutsu was asked, he shook his head, held Xiong Yousuke's hand, and raised Xiong Yousuke's hand high as if he had won a boxing match.

He said as if it was a matter of course: "I'm not afraid, I have... Ying Xiong who belongs only to me."

"Aieee!!!!"

BOOM! ! !

Kita Ikuyo, explode and scatter!

"Demon-------spirit------"

Looking at his beloved apprentice, he was suddenly shocked and fell on his legs. Xiong Youzhu shed tears of blood (tomato juice)!

This poor disciple of his must be extremely envious of the happy Wakaba Mutsu because she has been licking Yamada Ryo but got nothing in return and had to forcefully kiss him, her master!

Unfortunately, as a master, he knew nothing about love and had no way of teaching her love skills.

He really is a disqualified master!

"Yes, is that so? That's great."

The chocolate horns on her head began to spin wildly, and Yichichi Hongxia began to feel that if Ye Mu's level was actually high, she was definitely not an ignorant young lady.

Even with her eloquence, which she had developed from helping her sister run a shop since she was a child, she must not be careless!

Therefore, Ijichi Hongxia chose to ask the most crucial question directly.

She supported herself on the coffee table with both hands and approached Wakaba Mu and Xiong Youzhu. She raised her head slightly and asked, "Come to think of it, before Daxiong left, he didn't tell us that he had a girlfriend."

"Can you tell me how you did it in such a short time? I'm very curious!"

Hearing this, Ruo Yemu thought about it and felt that there was nothing to hide, so he [briefly summarized] what happened.

"I pulled down Yingxiong's pants while he was sleeping, and made him admit that he lost. Then, as the winner, I pressed on him and we became each other's girlfriend."

Including Xiong Youzhu, everyone's jaws were almost dislocated, especially Xiong Youzhu, who really wanted to say that it was not true.

He really didn't make her his girlfriend just because Ruoye Mu forced herself on him!

But...if what Ye Mu said was indeed true, he just omitted many details!

"Aieee!!!!"

BOOM! ! !

Goto Ichiri, exploded and scattered!

As for the open-mindedness of girls nowadays, she deeply felt that she had fallen behind the times, so she thought about whether she could become a bitch in order to keep up with the times...

Foolish men were attracted by her beauty and fought with each other, but she said with tears in her eyes, "Please don't hurt each other for my sake." Wherever she went, she was the focus of the crowd and became the leader of the academy!

Hehehe...Goto Ichiri is very proud.

[DOMO, Poch, Xiong Yousuke DESU].

[What a joke, you bastard, Big Bear, Big Bear, why?! ]

【There is no room for two tigers in one mountain.】

I'm sure you all can't help but recall this motto of Miyamoto Masaharu!

[Don't underestimate me! I am no longer the person I used to be. You should also become my slave! ]

【yeeart！】

Oh, Goto Ichiri, actually plump!

However, Goto Ichiri's actions are actually funny!

Even in her imagination, she couldn't imagine that she could strike a pose that would seduce Xiong Youzhu. She could only imagine the look in Xiong Youzhu's eyes that showed him he was disappointed in her.

I even imagined that Xiong Youzhu took out the contract she signed.

[This is your contract. You are my employee. Everything you have belongs to me. Come up and do it yourself! ]

【....I see.】

Even in imagination, one is unable to resist one's superiors. This is also one aspect of the Dharma Ending Age.

As for the fact that he imagined a bunch of yellow waste in his mind, became too shy and fell to the ground, I believe even Buddha would close his eyes for this.

"Po-----chi------"

Seeing his reliable employee suddenly blush and fall to the ground, white steam coming out of his head, and his body twisted and hunched like a worm, Xiong Youzhu shed tears of blood (apple juice).

This child is too pure. She usually wears a sportswear and wraps herself so tightly. She is so conservative that she doesn't look like a modern girl at all.

Now, after suddenly hearing Ruoye Mu's aggressive words, it was natural for her to faint due to the shock. After all, all steam girls are like this.

Perhaps, you should consider taking her to a swimming pool or hot spring to get her used to the feeling of wearing a swimsuit?

I don't want her to become a hot girl, I just want her to increase her mental resistance.

Otherwise, Xiong Youzhu was really afraid that if he caught her changing clothes one day, she would think that he was her husband.

After the appearance of Chihaya Aine, his unexpected childhood sweetheart, Kuma Yousuke felt that such things were normal.

He did not forget what the system said, that there would be an important woman to stop him.

Goto Ichiri is quite important. Xiong Yousuke still remembers the group photos that covered the walls of her room.

At the same time, seeing that Wakaba Mutsugu killed his two companions after speaking twice, Ichichi Hongxia was sweating profusely.