Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

"Let's forget about the enemy formation. What are you doing here?" Gu Nuoyan asked.

"Brother Ni, what are you talking about? Didn't you ask me to come here to see you?" Su Li pinched her waist and said angrily, her brows full of resentment.

Gu Nuoyan rolled his eyes: "You can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. When did I let you come here?"

They didn't even say a few words.

How could he be so crazy as to invite a stranger in?

Su Li was very anxious when she heard this. She stamped her feet a few times and complained anxiously: "That's right, isn't it my kind brother who said you wanted to help me find someone, so I came to see you now. "

"I asked you to find someone? When has this ever happened..."

Well, it seems that it has happened.

At that time, it was just to deal with the casual remarks, but the fox really took it seriously.

Isn't this fox too real?She is not as smart as my Yaya at all.

"Brother Ni, why are you here? I know you are in a sect with only women, but it scared me. I thought you were locked up and used as a furnace." Su Li said, wagging her tail. .

Could it be that this guy didn't notice that I'm from here... Gu Nuoyan narrowed his eyes thoughtfully, thought for a while, and then said smoothly: "I am friends with the sect leader here, so we can come here for a little while." Something."

"That's it." Su Li nodded understandingly, and then continued: "Brother Nani, have you finished your work? If so, can you help me find someone?"

Su Li smiled brightly.

Gu Nuoyan looked at the expectant fox in front of him, wagging his tail, pondered for a few seconds, and then nodded.

Su Li immediately jumped up and down with joy.

If it weren't for the fear of attracting people again.

I'll probably just chant a song.

Gu Nuoyan thought that he would coax her out first.

Just mess around casually.

He didn't like to meddle in other people's business originally, but now he is still entangled in so many trivial matters, and he is almost bored to death.

"Your brother, why is your face dirty? You must have been too careless."

The two took two steps outside together, and Su Li suddenly jumped out and pointed at Gu Nuoyan's nose.

It was probably because I didn't dodge well just now and accidentally ran into it.

Gu Nuoyan raised his hand to wipe it.

"Brother Ni, let me do it."

Su Li smiled softly and stood on tiptoes to help him wipe his face clean.

Yo ho, it's still pink, and it's quite girly. Wait, why does this hand towel look familiar?

Gu Nuoyan quickly grabbed Su Li's wrist, took the pink handkerchief, and opened it to take a look.

Good guy, it’s actually a pair of underwear? !It's also made of transparent gauze material.

Are all the junior sisters in the sect dressed so sexy now?

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Chapter 9Can you take me in?I'm very easy to take care of [Fifth update]

From Gu Nuoyan's perspective, he is now a pervert who steals women's underwear.

Speaking of which, Su Wanrou seemed to have said that she had lost her obscene pants. Could it be this pair?

Gu Nuoyan had veins popping up at the corners of his eyebrows. He looked at Su Li with a smile but said, "You, where did you come from?"

At this time, Su Li also saw that what she took out was actually underwear. The whole fox was immediately dumbfounded and stammered: "This, this, I don't know either."

Gu Nuoyan snorted and said, "You don't want to say that, okay, then I won't help you find someone, just go find it yourself."

Gu Nuoyan turned around and left immediately.

Su Li was anxious, jumped up, straightened her tail, and explained anxiously: "Yes, I was chased just now, and I wanted to find something to cover my face, so I took it. Who knew it would be this." ....."

Su Li no longer dared to look after Nuo Yan and drew circles on the ground.

Gu Nuoyan was also extremely embarrassed.

If he hadn't seen Su Wanrou wearing this style before, he would probably have smelled it directly.

Fortunately, the person involved was not at the scene, otherwise nothing could be explained clearly.

Gu Nuoyan stuffed Su Wanrou's obscene pants into his pocket and asked with a straight face, "Are there any more?"

"No, no, I just took one."

"How many more do you want to pick up?"

"No, I mean...gone."

Su Li's ears were half-folded, her fox tail was hanging on the ground, and her two fingers were poking at each other.

When Gu Nuoyan saw her like this, it was probably true.

Fortunately, if there were a few more, he wouldn't know what to do with them later.

No, even if it's just one thing, he doesn't know what to do with it...

Gu Nuoyan's face was dark, and Su Li didn't dare to say anything nonsense after seeing this. Why did she suddenly feel that this kind-hearted big brother was not as good as she thought.

Could she have found the wrong person to help?

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Under the leadership of Gu Nuoyan, the two quickly left the sect.

The two came to a tavern in a small town some distance away from Huanhe Sect.

The reason why Gu Nuoyan wanted to stay away was because he was afraid of meeting someone he knew.

Although he thought he had a clear conscience, it was still troublesome to be entangled.

The two of them found an inconspicuous corner to sit down, and Gu Nuoyan ordered a stack of peanuts and a pot of tea.

"Tell me first, who do you want me to help you find?" Gu Nuoyan asked, throwing a few peanuts into his mouth.

Su Li shook her ears one after another and replied: "I'm looking for a fox."

She threw a few peanuts into her mouth, thought for a moment and added: "A fox that looks similar to me."

"Looks similar to you?" Gu Nuoyan pondered for a few seconds, "Is he your brother?"

"Well, it's my sister." Su Li nodded and swayed her feet while saying: "My sister was in three years, oh no, it should be four years now. She said she wanted to do it four years ago. I went out to make soy sauce, but ended up staying there for four years.”

Are you sure your sister is using soy sauce?After fighting for so long, the children should be all over the place, and it's been four years. Don't you think it's a bit late for you to come out to look for her now... Gu Nuoyan was ashamed.

After pondering for a few seconds, he continued to ask: "What about the others?"

"What else?" Su Li ate the peanuts and raised her eyebrows.

"Of course it's other information." Gu Nuoyan frowned.

"No."

"???"

"What does it mean to have nothing?" Gu Nuoyan stopped peeling peanuts and looked at Su Li with doubt.

How did he feel that this fox was deliberately causing trouble?

Su Li shook her face and explained:

"No, no, no, I mean, my sister's information is a bit confidential, so it's not convenient to tell."

"Then how do you want me to find it?"

Gu Nuoyan rolled his eyes speechlessly.

There is no information, so I will give you information about your sister.

He couldn't catch a fox, so he went up and asked - are you Su Li's sister?

Stupid or not.

"It's easy to find." Su Li pointed to her face with a smile, "Brother Ni, just look for me by my face. My sister and I are not much different in appearance."

"Are you twins?" Indeed, if they are twins, just look at their faces.

"No." Su Li still shook her head.

Then hit him with a hammer... Gu Nuoyan's mouth twitched.

I almost couldn't help but scold the fox in the street.

I suspect you are not looking for someone, you are here to cause trouble.

Seeing Gu Nuoyan's face darken, Su Li seemed to realize that there was indeed something wrong with what she said.

She swallowed dryly and pondered for a few seconds.

After thinking about it carefully, he added:

"My sister is taller than me, like a bamboo pole, her breasts are bigger than mine, like a cantaloupe, and her legs are longer, like a carrot. Oh, by the way, she has a lot of tails, and uh... .She looks astringent, does that count?"

If I were your sister, I would never want to see your sister in this life... Gu Nuoyan secretly cursed.

"Okay, I get it."

Gu Nuoyan symbolically recorded all these characteristics.

Of course, he had no intention of actively looking for it.

At most, you should keep an eye on yourself most of the time.

In fact, when he asked Su Li about the person she was looking for, it was more to confirm whether the person Su Li was looking for was Yaya.

After all, Yaya came to his house four years ago and became his maid, so the time could match up.

But nothing else matches up.

After all, Yaya is a capable lolita.

"That's it for now. If I find her, I'll let you know."

Gu Nuoyan said, getting up and going to check out.

Su Li took the bill first and said:

"Just let me do this. Brother Ni has helped me so much, how can I let Brother Ni pay the bill?"

This is not bad, quite sensible.

Su Li's favor in Gu Nuoyan's mind increased rapidly at this moment.

Then, it immediately weakened to freezing point.

"Brother Ni... I just seemed to have dropped my wallet while escaping. Why don't you give me a cushion first?"

Su Li laughed dryly, not daring to raise her head to look at Gu Nuoyan.

The corners of Gu Nuoyan's eyebrows and mouth twitched crazily...Don't they all say that foxes are quite smart?Why do all the foxes he meets feel so stupid? Is there something wrong with the foxes he meets, or is there just something wrong with this fox?

Gu Nuoyan accepted his fate and paid the money.

Just when he was about to return.

Su Li grabbed his sleeve again, pouted, and held her hands into cat fists in front of her chest. She was pitiful, weak and helpless, and said with tears in her eyes:

"Brother Ni, can you take me in for a few more days? I have no money and don't know where to go. Don't worry, I don't have much to eat. I'm easy to take care of."

Gu Nuoyan:......

Sure enough, the fox is really stupid.

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