Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

What should I do?

"We can't escape, they are not two people, they are three people!"

Ok? !

"It's you!"

Chapter 32 The three of us must treat Gu Nuoyan well together [Second update, please vote for me]

"Who are you?!"

He looked at the gray-headed man who suddenly appeared in front of him.

Hu Qianyan and Tu Lei Gong suddenly took a breath of cold air and were almost frightened to death, unable to react for a moment.

Do they know anyone so sloppy?

"It's me... Young Master Kong, the white-faced scholar."

The white-faced scholar said weakly and wiped the black dirt from his face.

Only then did he successfully show off some of his original appearance.

Oh, it turns out to be Mr. Kong Kong.

Hu Qianyan and Tu Lei Gong clapped their chests and breathed a sigh of relief. How strange!

"What's going on with you?! How, how..."

"Being so ungrateful, uh, I mean, ungraceful."

Hu Qianyan and Tu Lei Gong were full of surprise and shock at your words and mine.

They simply could not imagine that Young Master Kong, who had always been known for his elegance, would turn into such a bear.

Is this the destruction of human nature or the loss of morality?

"You, you, me, alas."

The white-faced scholar sighed helplessly and was too lazy to argue with them.

The whole person fell to the ground helplessly, as if he had been abandoned by the whole world.

Alone, pitiful, weak and helpless.

Seeing him like this, Hu Qianyan and Tu Lei Gong knew that he had lost.

As comrades-in-arms who were both fallen from the sky, the two of them patted his shoulders comfortingly.

"It's okay. The other party is a monster. It's understandable. After all, it's a nine-tailed fox." Hu Qianyan said.

"That's right, you are already very good compared to me. You see, I still had to put on a leg to escape. You just lost your elegance. You are already very good. After all, it is a dragon." Tu Lei Gong also consoled him.

Hearing this, the white-faced scholar raised his head and rolled his eyes at them angrily, pushed their hands away, and roared:

"After all, it's just a fox or a dragon. If you don't understand anything, don't make sarcastic comments."

"Ah this..."

The two of them looked embarrassed.

Looking at the reaction of the white-faced scholars again, they seemed to have realized something.

"Could it be that you met two of them at once?"

If you meet two of them at the same time, it is understandable that your mentality will collapse.

However, the white-faced scholar sneered coldly:

"If only it were just two."

"You, what do you mean?"

Hu Qianyan and Tu Lei Gong were stunned at the same time.

Then their eyes lit up, as if they thought of something.

"Three? Wait, you just said three, didn't you mean?!"

The white-faced scholar glanced at them, laughed self-deprecatingly, and snorted:

"Sect Master, Liu Yue also took action, and she also took care of the promise and the relationship between men and women."

"Relationship between men and women? You, you mean, the master and the apprentice, wuwu, they are too disgusting."

Hu Qianyan took a breath and rubbed his arms covered with goosebumps.

Everyone on the road knows that although Liu Yue is as beautiful as a fairy, her age is always a pain.

According to rumors, Liu Yuesao is said to be a thousand years old.

Gu Nuoyan, on the other hand, was just a young kid who was less than 20 years old.

The sight of someone who is over 1000 years old and who is 20 years old is terrifying just thinking about it.

But that's not all bad news.

"Fortunately, fortunately, this third person is just Liu Yue. If it is that guy, even I can still handle it." Hu Qianyan felt relieved and broke into a cold sweat.

He thought that he was more than enough to deal with Liu Yue.

"You? Haha, if you can come back with your current skin, that's a victory." The white-faced scholar looked with disdain.

"Ah? What do you mean?" Hu Qianyan twitched his brows, "She is indeed pretty good, but she is just like that, just an eighth level person. As long as I take it seriously, she is no match at all."

"Then what if she is not a human being?" the white-faced scholar asked.

Hu Qianyan:? !

Tu Lei Gong suddenly reacted: "You mean she is not a human being?! Then what is she?"

"She? Ha, Phoenix."

The word "Phoenix" appeared.

The two people present took a sharp breath at the same time.

As a race that was extinct in ancient times at the same time, Phoenix is ​​still very famous.

but.

"Aren't all phoenixes extinct? How can they still exist?" Halfway through the words, Lord Tu Lei stopped talking.

They had already encountered two ancient races that were dead but still alive.

For a moment, an eerie atmosphere enveloped the room between the three of them.

"First the Nine Tails, then the dragon, and now even the phoenix has come out. Oh my God, this must be a female sect, not a zoo?" Hu Qianyan said fearfully.

"It would be fine if it was just a zoo. At least as long as we don't offend them, they won't attack us, but they are all venting their anger on Gu Nuoyan." Tu Lei Gong felt sad.

"What's even more terrifying is that these three even fought desperately to compete for this man. The scene of the earth shaking was their masterpiece." The white-faced scholar trembled and turned pale.

Speaking of this, the scene of the earth shaking and the mountains shaking just a few minutes ago appeared in the minds of the three people at the same time.

It would be no exaggeration to say that the scene was like the end of the world.

There is no escape.

Once they pursue them and try to do something to them, they will definitely die.

"Who do you think Gu Nuoyan is? He can actually make those three fight for him."

"It's a fox, a dragon, and a phoenix. Could it be that he is actually a beast master? The immortal cultivator is actually just a cover?"

"Whatever he is, I just want to go home now."

The white-faced scholar summed it up resignedly.

If they had known that He Gu Nuoyan was actually a hidden soft-boiled boss, they would have refused to take over this lousy job.

This way, we won't end up in such a sad place.

"Comrades, I think it is too early to give up now." Suddenly Tu Lei Gong said.

"Old man, what do you mean?" they asked quickly.

Tu Lei Gong stroked his beard and said slowly: "The reason why the three of them are chasing us is ultimately because we attacked Gu Nuoyan. So as long as we show our deep respect for Gu Nuoyan and let them see it, then Don’t they have no reason to hunt us down?”

"It makes sense."

The white-faced scholar and Hu Qianyan clapped their hands at the same time.

"Then how should we show our kindness to Gu Nuoyan?" Hu Qianyan asked immediately.

"In this case, I have some clues." The white-faced scholar suggested, "I heard that he is going to participate in the Prodigy Battle, and he will definitely concentrate on training and preparation in the next time. In this case, let's give him more training treasures, so that Come on, don't those three people see our sincerity? This way we won't be hunted down."

"Good way, just do it!"

The three of them looked at each other and nodded.

Action started immediately.

then.

In front of Piaomiao Peak, Gu Nuoyan looked seriously at the various precious medicinal materials and treasures that would be placed in front of the door every morning, and he fell into deep thought.

"Who is it that kills a thousand swords and sends me things for demon cultivation every day? Does he want me to become a demon?"

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[Sorry everyone, I finished writing a chapter in the morning, but something suddenly happened at midnight. I didn’t come back until late in the evening, so I rushed out the second update. 】

Chapter 23 The eve of the start of the Prodigy War

It's weird.

Since the banquet, he always received a pile of treasures at the door every morning.

Moreover, it is the kind produced by Demon Dao, and everything is linked to Demon Cultivator.

Gu Nuoyan had doubts about this little girl Su Wanrou.

But when I think about it, she is indeed a saint juicer, which is good, but even her identity has been revealed. Nowadays, in daily interactions, she tries her best to maintain the image of a cute, innocent and innocent little junior sister. .

There should be no reason for her to give herself something that looks like a demon cultivator.

In this case, who gave these?

"Su Li, come here."

Gu Nuoyan summoned the big fox at home.

"Big brother, what's the matter?"

Su Li, dressed in a maid outfit, came over while wiping her hands.

Recently, she has been getting better and better at housework.

And I feel that I also like these activities very much.

She likes it so much that one wonders if she has forgotten her original purpose.

"Do you know anything about these things?"

Gu Nuoyan curled his lips and glanced at the many treasures on the table.

Su Li responded to the call, and then the big fox was stunned, and then she immediately opened the window with a clear conscience.

"Why are you holding the window open?"

Gu Nuoyan frowned, looking puzzled.

Why even this big fox always does things he can't understand.

"Huh? Young Master, are you still fair and upright when dealing with illegal goods?" Su Li covered her mouth and exclaimed, "As expected of the senior brother of the Huanhe Sect, he knows the law and breaks the law. Oops, you hit me on the head."

Su Li squatted on the ground, covering her smoking head, with a look of grievance.

"Who else hits you like this?" Gu Nuoyan asked curiously.

"Your little fox Yaya, who else could it be?" Su Li rubbed her head, pursed her lips, and stood up with a resentful look on her face.