Taoist couple simulator, fairies please respect yourself

"Hey, what on earth did you do to my brother? This is the first time I've ever made him so angry." Ye Siyun glanced behind him with lingering fear, his pretty little face was stunned for a while.

"I didn't do anything." Gu Nuoyan looked away quietly.

"Stop coming!" Ye Siyun roared, "My brother has never been angry since he was born. If he is so angry, he must have done something."

"So what." Gu Nuoyan curled his lips and shrugged, "Why don't you tell me what the dragon stage is."

"Uh."

I was so overwhelmed by Gu Nuoyan's words that I couldn't speak for a while.

After a little embarrassment, Ye Siyun rubbed his head reluctantly and said:

"The so-called dragon stage is a period of rampage unique to human and dragon hybrids. It occurs every five years or so. Dragons entering the dragon stage will be extremely greedy and violent. At this time, they have a nickname: ——King Kong Dragon.

If you want to calm them down, you need to have a good fight with them and help them release the pressure. "

"Glutty? Irritated?!" Gu Nuoyan looked at Longlong in his arms, who was still rubbing his chest even during the escape, and twitched his eyebrows, "Are you sure?"

Ye Siyun's mouth twitched in embarrassment, and she frowned, "Maybe it's because the person she wants to fuck is around. The mixed-race dragons who have entered the dragon stage, if the person they want to fuck is around, they will become Gluttonous and irritable in another sense.”

"another?"

Gu Nuoyan raised his eyelids, and he suddenly had a bad premonition.

Ye Siyun cleared his throat and continued: "Hmm, to put it in a layman's terms, I want to eat your descendants, sit on your descendants' heads angrily, and oppress your descendants."

"Your explanation is so refreshing and refined..."

Gu Nuoyan looked cold. If he said that, if he wanted to restore Ye Shiji to normal, wouldn't he have to do it on the spot... The broadcast crystal must not have been restored, right?By the way, there should be no spies around me from my father-in-law.

Gu Nuoyan quickly looked around in a little panic.

Ye Siyun waved his hand and said:

"Actually, as long as you stay away from her, this influence will disappear, and she will become normal irritable and greedy. Let her stay and have a fight with Brother Xue to eliminate it."

Ye Siyun gave him some advice.

Gu Nuoyan nodded in understanding.

"I understand."

After a pause, he asked again:

"By the way, do you and your brother realize how strong you and your brother are?"

"It's not bad if we take it seriously." Ye Siyun muttered, "After all, we are the oldest in the family and we are similar in age, so we often compete together. Of course, if he tried his best before."

"I see, I understand." Gu Nuoyan nodded affirmatively again.

"Why are you asking this all of a sudden?" Ye Siyun asked with a raised eyebrow in confusion.

Gu Nuoyan gave her an innocent smile and shouted towards the back:

"Thank you for your approval, sister-in-law. Xiao Ji and I will definitely live happily together. I'll leave it to you to convince me, brother-in-law."

Ye Siyun:? !

"You, how are you?"

Ye Siyun was stunned for a moment, before she could react.

"Ye Siyun, do you have the guts to say what you just said to me again!"

Ye Xue's gloomy words came from behind, becoming clearer and clearer at a rapid speed.

Then Ye Siyun's clothes were grabbed by the corner and he was pulled back hard.

The brother and sister had a friendly fight with each other.

Ye Siyun shouted while meeting the opponent's moves:

"Aren't we on the same team?! Why did you betray me?"

In addition to leaving her with a never-looking back, Gu Nuoyan also said something.

"That's what I lied to you, eldest sister~~."

Gu Nuoyan and Longlong disappeared without a trace.

There was only one unbearable word left in his ears.

"Gu Nuoyan, it belongs to your uncle."

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......

Gu Nuoyan and Ye Shiji soon arrived at a hidden cave.

He looked around and saw that no one was following him.

He just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief.

"No, Xiaoyan, I can't bear it anymore."

His face was held by Ye Shiji, and his lips were snatched away tyrannically.

Unable to resist at all, the two of them fell to the ground together. After a while, their clothes were torn and flying all over the sky, leaving only their close-fitting clothes.

Ye Shiji's hair was disheveled and she was breathless. She licked her pretty red lips, lowered her head and crawled under Gu Nuoyan.

Gu Nuoyan also adjusted his posture and sat up, and Ye Shiji quickly moved her head up and down.

Shooting a gun takes place in a split second.

But just when it was about to go off fire.

But Gu Nuoyan pulled Ye Shiji up. He seemed to have remembered something terrible and shouted with fear on his face:

"I'll simulate it first!"

"Simulation... ha, ha... what simulation?"

......

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[Well, in the next chapter, you will really become a knight. There will be no sudden braking. As for how to make both the dragon and yourself happy without being squeezed to death, please see the factorization in the next chapter. 】

Chapter 67 Gu Nuoyan’s victory

"Simulate, model, what do you want to simulate..."

Ye Shiji breathed out hot air, tilted her head, her tone was slow, and she looked confused.

"that is......"

Gu Nuoyan shouted that something was wrong.

I was so nervous that I didn't react right away and said something I shouldn't have said.

what to do?How to fool it?Um? !Strange, what is this thing, this softness is a bit familiar, could it be...

"Fuck! What are you doing?!"

The soft object that suddenly appeared was none other than Ye Shiji's big pineapple.

She was seen controlling Gu Nuoyan's hand, letting him rub the pineapple skin with a look of enjoyment on her face.

"Ah?"

Hearing Gu Nuoyan's words, she gasped and slowly opened her eyes of enjoyment.

After a pause, he chuckled and said:

"You're not talking about simulation, simulation, if I want to touch you, then come here. Anyway, everything on my body belongs to Xiaoyan, so you can touch it as you like, and it doesn't matter if you bite it."

"I'm talking about simulation, not touching you."

And don’t ask me to comb the black forest for you, oh, you are the golden forest, that’s fine.

No, this is not the point!

The point should be.

"Wait for me for three minutes, just three minutes."

"I-I boom, okay."

Ye Shiji wanted to refuse.

But the gene that instinctively wants to always obey Gu Nuoyan's words still obeys him.

She obediently held one finger in her mouth and sat like a duck. In order to temporarily relieve the dryness of the fields, she was helping to moisten and irrigate the golden forest growing densely on the fields with her other hand.

It seems that she is a good rice transplanter.

No wonder the fingers look so nimble.

Gu Nuoyan couldn't help but admire him.

"No, now is not the time to admire."

Gu Nuoyan came to his senses.

Without saying anything, he quickly brought up the simulation window.

[Recharge successful, current balance is 70000]

[Yes/No Sims will spend 2000 money points once. 】

Currently, there are three fields in front of him that are difficult to irrigate.

According to the soil moisture content of the field, it can be divided into fields according to the degree of dryness from strong to weak.

Liu Yue, Ye Shiji, and finally Su Wanrou.

Even today, once there is a situation where these three fields need to be irrigated.

The final result would most likely be that the water in his gun ran out and he couldn't fill it up.

Although the field named Su has made significant progress recently, it will not be able to hold on until the end.

The end result will probably be a failure.

But Gu Nuoyan still gained something.

After so many simulated kidney deaths.

He concluded a truth.

A truth that would allow him to completely conquer these three fields.

That is - unlimited simulation + unlimited energy.

Constant simulation, constant energy.

Their upper limit is right there, but my upper limit is infinite!

This is his way of breaking the night.

This is a dual combination of infinite simulation and infinite energy. Gu Nuoyan named this move - Infinite Model Essence.

Model master, let’s begin!

【Almost 19 years old. 】

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[You used this posture to plant rice rice together for four ninety-nine and eighty-one days. 】

[In the end, you ran out of energy and died on Ye Shiji’s body. 】

[You are almost 19 years old. 】

......

【Almost 19 years old. 】

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[You used this posture to plant rice rice together for four more than eight days, ninety-nine and eighty-one days. 】

【Your kidneys are so good. 】