Can Arknights dream about the Knights of the Round Table?

——Especially when I saw that he had finished blowing out a bottle, and his hair was starting to sparkle. He was obviously a film, but he was barking to open the next bottle; there was also someone who smelled the smell and snuck in like a sleepwalker and hid under the table. A dog that is groping for food with its little paws... Well, if you ignore the huge and abnormal number of combat personnel and simply come to see it, Rhode Island does have something like "a mere private medical service". company".

Looking at the lively scene in the elite operator's office, Ozwald couldn't help but think of the scene that he occasionally saw in some episodes of last week's show, the kind of workers' offices organizing celebrations before get off work.

but!

If Hong Long remembered correctly, he should have been bidding farewell to Tallulah after attending the meeting with Wei Yanwu that tried to repair the relationship but ended on bad terms, and was about to go back to his room to catch up on some sleep.

As a result, when I was walking in the aisle, I saw that bitch Scout coming from the shadows like a hunter. After that, he told himself with a tigerish face that he had something very important to do that required his presence, Ozwald, and then With a serious expression on his face, the red dragon dragged him to the seat here with a serious expression that he thought there was an emergency. He slapped a hat on his face and said the mission was completed. He was having fun playing with Sakota's old enemy. Got——

Fucking fooled!

Is having a party here what you call an "important thing"?ah!It’s not like Kaiyinpa is so eager to find your father and me to do knitting! !

And you guys don’t sleep, right? !

"There's nothing you can do." ACE looked at the disappointed and angry Red Dragon and shrugged: "You have incorporated almost 80.00% of the integrated movement, plus the infected people in Qicheng and Longmen... Even if you exclude the surgical part, it is just In order to prepare for the upcoming physical examination, almost all operators with civilian abilities on Rhode Island have to prepare to work overtime. The only time they can celebrate is tonight. If we don’t do it, we will really have no chance.”

Oh, it turns out it was me who caused you to have to work overtime, so I rushed ahead to get some food to eat so I could hit the road. That’s okay.

There was a brief silence for a few seconds, and Oswald swept away the anger in his heart, as if nothing had happened and he did not hear the complaints hidden in ACE's words, showing the emperor's calmness and indifference.

Although this is my fault, I will never apologize!

Cry hey~~~~

"Harm, it's just a matter of stamping and writing two characters. What's so difficult about it..."

Yelling, she squeezed ACE away, and when the latter said helplessly, "That's so nice, it's not because Huang you didn't participate," Huang carried her tenth or even ninth bottle of vodka, and the big Ma Jindian sat down next to Ozwald and slapped the red dragon hard on the back:

"Bahamut? Or Doctor... Forget it, that doesn't matter. Besides, I've heard that you were the one who made the snow monsters switch sides and take off their armor as a courtesy, right? That's great, if it weren't for If you're here, those stubborn guys might never be seen again. I don't want to fight them to the death for the so-called Longmen... Hehe. Anyway, I'll give you a toast first. Of course you It doesn’t matter if you drink or not, I’ll do it first anyway.”

"...After all, those guys are my younger brothers. As the eldest brother, I must take care of them and not let them die without knowing anything."

Ozwald shrugged.Then he picked up the treasure from his palm and chewed it, saying, "That's it anyway, it's not something you should be too grateful for."

"But it still makes me happy, Boss of the Round Table."

Huang changed his name again and said with a smile.I don’t know whether it was because of the alcohol after drinking a lot of wine, or whether it was because he was really happy, but the big cat purred in its throat with a particularly happy sound.

"Especially your nonchalant [casual] attitude, I really like it."

In this world, some people will pay special attention to whether they are the people of God or the ancestors, some people will care about the country where they were born, and some people will pay attention to race and blood; of course, people simply regard property as irreplaceable Not a few either...

As an infected person, Huang has never said anything like "my life is worse than others" or "infected people have always been oppressed" to others.

No one wants to hear that.

The more non-infected people hear it, the more they feel that you are trying to win sympathy, and therefore they become more disgusted. Every time an infected person takes the initiative to say something, it is tantamount to belittling themselves, as if they are conveying that they are seeking comfort and insisting on making themselves look good. Don't start.

As a life that also lives in the world, there is no difference in degree between simple pain.

"Infected people are also human beings", it's that simple.

What the vast majority of infected people want is not the same pity as looking at small animals; an equal gaze that does not distinguish who is nobler than who and who is inferior. This is what the infected, including Huang, really desire. s things.

"Your Round Table has done a pretty good job in this regard...or I should say that the concept you are used to, little brother, is pretty good. It's a pity that I didn't have the opportunity to go to your base camp in Casimir."

"——No matter how many years I say it, my evaluation is [Don't treat your friends as an addict; if you have sexual fantasies about me, you should think about what you will eat tomorrow and improve your life ()] "

"Hahaha! What you say is so interesting. I like you more and more now. Good brother."

Laughing, Huang hugged Ozwald's neck and pressed him against him.

It's a pity that the carefree look that smells like alcohol is really hard to make people feel any charming feelings in their hearts.Ozwald could not help but regard the cat as a treasure friend more than a woman, so he pushed her away with disgust.

"Can I warn you in advance not to spit on me?"

"What!? It's not possible?"

"Of course not! If you dare to vomit, I will collect them all and pour them back to you for later use."

"Ah~~~"

With some fear, he moved his butt a little further away from the red dragon, and took another two sips into his mouth. Through this method, Huang finally gained a sense of security and said with a smile to Ozwald.

"In short, although I don't plan to resign from Rhode Island, if one day, little brother, you encounter trouble, I will apply for a temporary vacation to help you. Even if it is you who prevent me from killing those snow monsters Thank you."

"No, the battlefield that causes trouble for me means death for you. If you have time to take leave, come and die. It's better to go to the snow-capped mountains of Kjelag to see the scenery, Huangbao."

"These words are so fucking hurtful!!"

"True words may displease ears but help practice, little sister."

After putting down the skewers that he had wiped clean in his hands, and moving the remaining meat on the plate to the side so that the dog could grope it, Ozwald was so angry that his eyes were spitting fire and he wanted to eat his meat alive. He looked away and looked at the other side, which was already getting lively.

There, the No. 30 Second Office Chair Speed ​​Skating Contest on Rhode Island is about to be held. As the last champion and record holder, Logos is facing the challenge of Scout, the last runner-up... The latter continues to Repeat yourself and say that if you have been practicing hard for many days, you will be killed today.

"Haha, I didn't expect that the next Banshee King would be such a childish ghost who won't grow up—"

Ozwald scoffed.

"——Do you have any more chairs? Give me one! Otherwise, I will win by rubbing it out with my own hands. Don't tell me, buddy, I cheated!!"

The next generation Witch King has joined the circuit.

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"——So, is this the reason why you smashed through the partition wall and jumped into my office?"

Kelsey looked at the red dragon who was sitting on the ground with his hands expressionlessly, his green eyes filled with frost.

She knew that elite operators would regularly organize so-called office chair races, and the person with the highest authority in Rhode Island had always tacitly approved of such small relaxation behaviors that did not affect their daily work. attitude... yes, to this day.

What happened to that brat who slid his office chair straight through the wall? !

You must know that the internal walls of Rhode Island are not the kind of weak things in ordinary urban slums that lack construction and can only be built with earth and rocks. Compared with the Terrans, they seriously lack sturdiness and durability and can be easily destroyed; as a former Kaz In the private domain of Princess Dell, the entire ship was built using the kind of solid composite metal that is comparable to a giant mobile city or even a royal court level, and is strong enough to directly withstand natural disasters and survive them...

TM How much speed did you achieve? ? ?

"It's a poke, it's just that the razor flew a little faster and hit the wall. It's just a small thing, don't worry about it."

"Quickly? Ha, let me remind you, Oswald Artolis."

Her fingertips lightly tapped on the outside of the other arm that was wrapped around her chest. Kelsey looked at Ozwald with an increasingly unkind look.

"In terms of plan structure, my private office is located at 75 degrees in the upper right corner of the elite operator's office. To get there, there are three floors: the elite operator's office wall, the corridor floor (ceiling), and my office wall... You understand. ?"

"Hee! It seems that I will definitely be the winner of this competition. The useless Scout said that Logos is invincible, so he still has to follow me and eat shit~~~"

"..."

"...well."

After a brief silence, Kelsey sighed and nodded.

As the saying goes, the state has national laws and the island has its own rules; even if it is only a short-term employment at a time of crisis, the task has been completed after quelling the turmoil of the integration movement, and it will only be a nominal outside consultant... Even so, it can Turning a blind eye is limited to trivial matters, not places where, strictly speaking, medium to large accidents may occur.

therefore--

[Let’s ask this doctor to go to Shipbridge University for further studies]

In order to ensure the integrity of Rhode Island, the lynx stretched out its sharp claws.

(←hide←)

Catch again

(↑hide↑)

Oswald, who was hanging upside down by his tail from the overhead pipe, swayed slightly while whistling to Kelsey, whose eyes were getting colder.

Kelsey: ...

Kelsey: (annoyed)

She felt the pressure in her blood vessels gradually increase; perhaps because of this, like an engine with increased power, the speed of the next shot was significantly improved compared to the last time.

But the other party was as nimble as a loach rather than a red dragon.

She could always avoid the lynx's slender fingers with a slight difference, left or right, up or down, and always stayed at her side at a distance that seemed to be within reach, hanging leisurely and contentedly, trying to catch her. Kelsey who went to the bridge for further training.

And later on, if there are others who are so bold as to surpass the terrifying prestige established by the head of the medical department in the past, they will definitely be able to observe these two things if they stick their heads out of the gap in the wall where a certain dragon crashed into. The wonderful battle between a great emperor-level powerhouse, as if he was going to fight to the edge of the universe and wipe out all the avenues (bushi)

In the end, this increasingly accelerating cat-and-mouse game took an unexpected turn—

Using a rather funny posture, he avoided Kelsey's claws that were so fast that he almost pulled out the afterimage. Ozwald made a pleasant and teasing squeak in his mouth, thereby attracting the eyes that were as cold as picking people to eat. The big cat-like former was paying [-]% of its attention at the same time, and the long dragon tail quietly circled behind it.

Then... while the lynx launched a new round of attacks, she gently tugged on her short, small, plush tail——

"Hoo nya?!"

Ok?

Did you hear any subtle noise just now?

Raising his eyebrows thoughtfully, Ozwald also paused because of this diffuse thought, and was seized by the predator in front of him; the prey, no matter how difficult it was to escape, had to lock hands with the opponent's ten fingers. Button entered the confrontation stage.

"I didn't expect you to make cute sounds occasionally. Is it because it was too sudden and you were unprepared?"

"What do you mean?" As her grip gradually increased, Kelsey frowned in the face of Ozwald's teasing, and her voice was as cold and ruthless as before: "Don't change the subject from your mistakes. "To serve as a warning to others, she made up her mind that she must hang this lawless Drake on the bridge of Rhode Island today.No matter how much Amiya begged her with tears in her eyes afterwards, she would not be merciful, and she would have to wait at least 49 hours for Qiqi.

"I heard you!" Ozwald insisted.

"No." Kelsey emphasized: "I didn't hear anything. Everything is just your unrealistic fantasy."

"There is!" Ozwald looked convinced.

"Thinking too much." Kelsey's expression remained normal.

"Then let me grab it again and we will know!!"

"impossible."

"All things are possible before the Dragon of Possibility!"

Ozwald stood his ground and began to apply pressure.He uses his majestic power far superior to that of the ancient Wendigo to reverse both the offensive and defensive sides.

"Hurry up, you have to give it to me!"

Kelsey naturally noticed this and began to scold him righteously.

"You are no longer a child, Oswald Artorius. Don't waste your time on such meaningless childish behavior. It will do no good to you or me in what we are about to do. We should Focus on more important and urgent issues.”

"My happiness is the greatest use. I Can Do Everything I want, so—hand over your little tail quickly! Or meow it yourself!"

"dream!!!"

Kelsey's face turned red as she tried to counteract the overwhelming power in her hands.

She had no idea of ​​calling Mon3tr, because she knew very well that once she did so, the situation would not only not change at all, but would even get worse; the person who broke the rules silently observed by both sides would suffer the consequences.

But this does not mean that Kelsey is incapable of dealing with the raw and violent force... In fact, being at a disadvantage and reacting to a seemingly overwhelmingly weak force is what she is most accustomed to and good at.

As early as many years ago, she was able to use this body with the same strength as an ordinary person to deal with the terrifying emperor's blade with only experience and skills, and even made a close-to-exchange style of fighting to injure the latter to the point of death. The level of reciprocity and the cooperation of words forced the inner guards who refused to give up until they killed the target to choose to evacuate.

The risks she faced now were nothing compared to what she faced then.

Cleverly using regression and several unheard-of techniques to eliminate his power, Kelsey delayed his countermeasures step by step, gave up any idea of ​​direct competition, and finally lay down on the ground, showing 1976 The boxing champion Ali and the wrestler Hiro Inoki adopted the extremely boring "pig hunting" posture in the cross-border ring match.

In this way, there is no need to worry about the dragon in front of him using his superiority in race to attack from behind like in the beginning... Although it is extremely disgraceful, it is more effective than anything else.

After all, when faced with the overwhelming force of fate in life that is completely irresistible, choosing to give up might be a safe strategy.

"How despicable, Kelsey."

"The experience of the elders is beyond your comparison, kid."

Although there are no words, both parties can still detect what the other is thinking in each other's eyes.

"How long do you plan to spend?"

"Until you get out of here, you brat."

"I can't lose to you, old woman; I have to make you meow today and record it, even if it means you die."

"Don't fantasize about things that are impossible to happen in the world. Besides, death to me is just a long, deep sleep. I just need to change my body."

The two faced off silently, either laughing or insulting.

Time also passed by minute by minute until——

Tuk-tuk-tuk (knocking on the door)

"Dr. Kelsey, I'll bring you the physical examination reports of Miss Shuangxing and others..."

Looking at the red dragon and the cat, whose postures were extremely ambiguous, just like the pile of documents falling from his hands after losing his grip, the glory disappeared from the eyes of the leader of Rhode Island.