I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

The director of Qingshan Mental Hospital is in his 40s, wearing a white shirt and a pair of black-rimmed glasses, with a slightly serious face.

He asked tentatively: "Which unit are you a medical representative?"

Su Hao shook his head and took out a stack of 1000 Hong Kong dollar bills from his pocket and placed it on the other party's desk, "I'm not a medical representative. I need to borrow someone from you temporarily and return it in a few days." .”

The dean looked at about 2 Hong Kong dollars on the table. Hearing that he was not promoting drugs, but just borrowing a person, most of his vigilance suddenly disappeared.

This is not a big problem at all, as long as the person is returned intact when the time comes.

"Who are you going to borrow?"

Su Hao said: "A mental patient named Li Ang."

The people in the courtyard were surprised: "Why did you borrow him?"

Su Hao said: "Catch ghosts."

The dean was surprised again: "He can also catch ghosts? I only know that he is good at causing trouble and tortures the doctors and nurses in our hospital. He also likes to sneak out and is now being imprisoned by us."

Su Hao clicked the banknotes on the table, "It doesn't matter whether you can catch ghosts or not, the dean just said okay?"

The dean quickly took the banknote back, "There is no problem with me, but you need to write a letter of guarantee and promise to return it intact in a few days. In fact, if something goes wrong by then, it doesn't matter. Just going through the process.”

A few minutes later, Su Hao came to the room where Li Ang was confined.

The location was in his hospital room.

It's actually a single room.

When Su Hao was brought in by an administrator, he found that Li Ang was being restrained in a special ward with his hands and feet tied.

Motionless like a dead person.

Su Hao said to the administrator, "Let him go, I've reached an agreement with your yard."

Hearing Su Hao's voice, the person on the hospital bed quickly raised his head and his eyes collided with Su Hao's. Li Ang was surprised and said: "Is it you?"

Su Hao said: "It's me."

Last time at the Friendship Building, Su Hao showed off his might when faced with two evil ghosts who could return to their souls within seven days. He killed the two evil ghosts by himself, leaving an indelible impression on Li Ang's heart.

Soon, the administrator took off the rope from Li Ang's body. When the other party closed the door, only Su Hao and Li Ang were left.

Li Ang immediately poured a glass of water from a teacup and rushed to the balcony to water a lily.

Su Hao was not in a hurry, quietly pulled up a chair, sat down, and lit a cigarette for himself.

Li Ang worked for a long time before returning to the room. He was thinking very wildly and said: "I just counted with my fingers and I know that you have something to do with me. Tell me, what is it?"

Su Hao explained: "I am a police officer in the miscellaneous department, responsible for handling all kinds of supernatural cases. This time I met a big guy. Not only can he kill people through curses, but he is also invisible and very vicious."

After hearing this, Li Ang's interest immediately aroused, "Being invisible is nothing, my lilies can find it, and killing people through curses is nothing, as long as you don't fall under its curse. As for being particularly vicious?" How vicious is it?"

Su Hao said: "She died unjustly and became a ghost after her death. She was originally hidden deep underground, but a real estate developer who attacked the street to develop real estate dug out her bones with an excavator and threw them into the In a pond.”

"Unfortunately, the drinking water used by nearby villagers comes from this pond, and now she has come out again. She just killed five unlucky people not long ago."

Li Ang became even more excited after hearing this.

He pointed to himself and said, "Can I go out now?"

Su Hao nodded.

Li Ang added: "How much did it cost you to convince our dean to release me?"

Su Hao said: "2 Hong Kong dollars."

Li Ang clicked his tongue, "Next time you give me money, just 1 Hong Kong dollars. Just come to me directly and I will find a way to escape."

"They thought they could tie me up with a rope? What a dream, I just didn't want to run out."

Su Hao laughed after hearing this, "Can we leave now?"

"Wait a moment."

Li Ang quickly packed his things, hugged his lilies, put on a black windbreaker and sunglasses, and carrying a black suitcase in his hand, he and Su Hao came to the parking lot of Qingshan Mental Hospital.

Chapter 298 The combination of Su Hao, Li Ang, and Dao Youming

When he was about to get into the car, Li Ang suddenly paused.

"You are very good at exorcising ghosts. This time my opponent is not even sure about you. I think it must be very dangerous."

Su Hao thought Li Ang was scared.

Unexpectedly, the other party spoke again: "You just said that this is a fierce ghost that kills people with curses. Anyone who drinks the water in which her bones are soaked will not be able to escape her pursuit. I am thinking about a key question. If not Can we find her by drinking her water?”

"If you want to lure her out, you must drink the water in which her bones are soaked. This will trigger her curse."

"This would be extremely risky."

Su Hao asked in surprise: "Do you want to go back and be tied to the hospital bed?"

While speaking, Su Hao pointed to the Qingshan Mental Hospital behind.

Li Ang smiled awkwardly and said: "Of course not. I was wondering if we could find someone who is not afraid of death and go out to take a sip of this water. When she comes out to murder this person, we can easily get rid of her?"

Su Hao had to admire Li Ang's out-of-the-box thinking.

"So, where can you find someone who is willing to take risks and not afraid of death?"

Li Ang said easily: "I know a person who is not afraid of death. Let's go to the Friendship Building first."

Su Hao started the car and vaguely guessed who this person was.

Immortal God of War Dao Youming?

I don't know if it's his luck or his misfortune to be remembered by Li Ang.

Su Hao doesn't have the slightest fondness for fans like Dao Youming. If no one interferes, he will have to burp sooner or later. He might as well recycle the waste and make a contribution to society.

Anyway, this suggestion was made by Li Ang, so Su Hao didn't feel any psychological burden.

Soon, the Friendship Building arrived.

Su Hao parked the car at the gate, and Li Ang got out of the car with Lily in his arms. His highly recognizable appearance quickly attracted the attention of Tiedan and Captain Lu who were on duty at the gate.

Captain Lu had been tricked by Li Ang many times and thought he was a liar and a psychopath. He held the walkie-talkie and yelled: "Why are you here again, you bastard?"

"Every time I meet you, nothing good happens. We are a regular community here, and the security has finally returned to normal. Please don't come."

"As soon as I see you, I think of that piece of shit."

Tiedan kept looking back and saw Su Hao getting off the car from behind. He shouted in surprise: "Master Su, it's you. Every time I see you, I feel like a magpie is coming. Last time you You helped me solve the problem of lower abdominal swelling and saved my second spring. Can you help me introduce a girlfriend this time?"

"In addition, I also have some ghost-catching experiences that I would like to discuss with you."

Su Hao leaned against the car door, lit a cigarette and said, "I'm here today to find someone, so we won't go in."

"Who are you looking for?"

"Looking for Dao Youming, is he still there?"

In "Returning to the Soul Night", Dao Youming was slashed with a knife, electrocuted, shot, hit by a car, thrown over his shoulder, etc., but he survived. In the end, he was possessed by a ghost once.

Su Hao somewhat understood why Li Ang came to see fellow Taoist Ming.

This kind of person, needless to say, must be tough, comparable to Zhang Budao in "Ghost Fighting Ghost".

Especially if you are with Li Ang, you may trigger the fate of "survive the catastrophe".

Captain Lu and Tiedan were shocked when they heard that Su Hao came to see Dao Youming, "Why are you looking for this bastard?"

Li Ang said quietly from the side: "Catch ghosts. This time the ghosts are even more powerful. Do you dare to go? I'm giving you a free training?"

Captain Lu and Tie Dan could not help but shudder, and they shook their heads repeatedly, "We still want to live for two more years, but I know that this bad boy Dao Youming will definitely be willing to go, as long as you give him a sum of money and let him go Buy flour.”

"Then please help me find Dao Youming."

"Easy to say, he should still be sleeping hungry in his rental house."

A few minutes later, Dao Youming appeared in front of several people with dark eyes. Before he could speak, his nose kept twitching and his hands kept rubbing each other. It was a sign of addiction.

He said intermittently: "Are you here to see me? What's the matter? Can you lend me some money first?"

Li Ang stepped forward to negotiate, leaned over and whispered a few words in his ear. Dao Youming's eyes suddenly lit up, and he kept reaching out to Li Ang, urging: "Give me money first, let me buy flour, if you have any If you have flour, I can do whatever you want."

Li Ang was also a pauper himself. He couldn't help but look back at Su Hao. Su Hao sighed. As a rich and handsome boy, he would encounter such troubles every time.

He slowly took out two thousand Hong Kong dollars from his pocket and handed them to Li Ang.

Under fellow Taoist Ming's eager gaze, Li Ang took out a 1000 face value note and handed over the remaining one, "We are innocent, this is the labor fee paid to you in advance."

Dao Youming pointed to another banknote with an angry look on his face and said, "Isn't it 2000 together?"

Li Ang snorted and said with disdain, "This one is mine. You only have 1000 yuan. Do you want to do it? We'll cover the transportation and food expenses."

Dao Youming snorted in pain, "Fuck, why not? But first let me buy some flour."

After saying that, he grabbed the money and ran outside.

Tiedan and Captain Lu were stunned and couldn't help but loudly remind them from behind: "You bastard, they invited you to catch ghosts and use them as cannon fodder. It's very dangerous. Are you going too?"

Daoist friend Ming waved his hand back indifferently, "How about you lend me 1000 to buy flour?"

"As long as there is flour, I can do anything. What's the point of catching ghosts? What's the point of cannon fodder? It's not like I've never done it before."

Dao Youming's reply left a group of people speechless.

Su Hao seemed to have expected such an ending.

He instructed Li Ang: "Go to the supermarket to buy something to eat and drink. We have to rush to Dabu District soon. It will take several hours. We will definitely miss lunch."

Li Angtian shamelessly stretched out his hand and said, "Boss, give me the money."

Su Hao couldn't help it, so he took out another 1000 yuan and handed it over.

Today, I have spent 2 yuan to hire these two helpers. I will ask Ahua for reimbursement when I get back. This is where the monthly activity fund of 3000 yuan is spent.

Anyway, Su Hao doesn't have to pay for it himself.

It’s cool to have autonomy.

Soon, the car starts.

Dao Youming and Li Ang were sitting in the back seat, like hungry ghosts reincarnated, stuffing their mouths with biscuits, bread and ham bought from the supermarket.

Li Ang was stunned.

"You bastard, how long have you not eaten?"

Dao Youming stared at his big eyes and said pitifully: "I haven't eaten in three days. If you hadn't come to me, I would have starved to death. I can only drink water these days. I'm so hungry." I couldn’t sleep, and every time my stomach moved, it made a sloshing sound.”

"What's more, my heart is like a cat's paw. Even if I have money, I can't bear to buy food. I'll buy flour first."

Su Hao was driving in front and curiously looked at Dao Youming through the rearview mirror.

It's strange to say that when I saw him just now, he was half dead and dying, and his whole body was like an eggplant beaten by frost. After not seeing him for more than ten minutes, his whole body seemed to have changed. Not to mention radiant, at least he was much more energetic.

This is the control of flour.

As long as you get involved with this thing, it's basically over.

Not even if you are Huang Feihong.

Su Hao asked curiously: "Where did you buy this thing from?"

The Taoist friend knew that Su Hao was a capable handsome boy, and Su Hao paid for his money. It was not an exaggeration to call him boss, so he immediately said: "In the alley, five hundred yuan can only buy so much."

After speaking, he took out a white paper bag from his pocket, shook it, and quickly put it back for fear of being robbed.

"Then you didn't eat just now?"

"I ate a small pack, 250 per pack, which is the lowest price. There are a lot of sundries in it. These people are too poor and prefer the rich, so they are unwilling to sell it to me."

Su Hao continued: "Did you use all 1000 yuan to buy this thing?"

Dao Youming asked back: "What else? I bought 2 packs of small ones and one pack of large ones. I can save a little and take care of it for three or four days."

"Anyway, working with you will definitely not leave me less food to eat."

Su Hao nodded, as long as it doesn't delay his plan.

As for whether Dao Youming can survive in the end, it depends on whether his fate is tough enough.

While driving, Su Hao once again learned about the objectives of this mission. To be honest, Su Hao didn't have the Judge's Pen at his side this time. He only had the Butcher's Knife and the Diamond Talisman, plus the Soul Bead's passive ability to eat ghosts. Skills, I really don’t have much confidence when it comes to this fierce and beautiful aunt.