I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

"Little Qiangzi has lived enough, and death is not a pity, but I hope no more people will die around Huangshan Village."

"When you died, you were wrapped in a straw mat, and you were thrown into the mountains behind you. Your bones were fed to wild dogs. Decades after your death, your bones were dug out by real estate developers with excavators and thrown directly into the mountains. In the pool, you will drift all your life, and there won’t even be a place to bury you.”

"It's okay now. These policemen said they will fish your bones out of the pool, cremate them and bury them in Huangshan Village. Then I will spend money to get you a tombstone. From now on, you will have a foothold. Aunt Mei, we These people are here to help you."

Uncle Qiang was a big man, almost 70 years old. He was lying on the ground crying very sadly.

He felt that Aunt Mei had misunderstood his good intentions.

Su Hao quietly opened his Dharma Eyes and looked around, but did not find Chu Renmei's figure.

So, the two accidents just now were all caused by Li Ang's superpower?

If this is the case, it would be a good move to use Li Ang's superpower to deal with Chu Renmei's curse of resentment. What needs to be worried about now is that Li Ang's superpower seems to be high and low, big and small, sometimes working and sometimes not working.

Is there any way to make Li Ang's supernatural power output stably and continuously?

Su Hao thought of some parents' techniques in educating children in previous lives, using more praise and less scolding.

Use more encouragement and less use of sticks.

First of all, Li Ang must build up his confidence.

Chapter 304: Corpse Retrieval Plan

Su Hao suddenly praised Li Ang: "There are only two kinds of people in this world who live in mental hospitals. One kind of person is a real mental illness, and the second kind of person is a madman or a genius. There is often only one thing between a madman and a genius. A thin line separates me from you, I think you are a very creative and imaginative genius.”

Li Ang was surprised: "Do you really think so?"

Su Hao took the initiative to give Li Ang a cigarette, "Of course, otherwise, why would I spend more than 2 yuan to go to Qingshan Mental Hospital to invite you out?"

"It's because I feel that the female ghost this time is fierce and I am not sure about it. Only you can deal with her."

Li Ang laughed out loud, and the facial features on his face were sometimes ferocious, sometimes soothing, and he almost shed tears of relief and emotion.

Li Ang took the initiative and patted Su Hao's shoulder, "Actually, I feel that a net worth of more than 2 yuan is not enough to measure my strength."

Su Hao nodded in agreement and said: "In principle, I agree with your point of view, but you can't be too greedy. Look at Zai Ming, he is only worth more than 1 Hong Kong dollars, and look at you, you are worth more than 2 Hong Kong dollars. , Such a big gap is enough to show how strong you are."

Li Ang glanced at Dao Youming, who was shrinking aside, and felt that comparing his worth with bad boy Ming was not something worth being happy about.

What if we win?

There's no sense of accomplishment.

He suddenly looked at Su Hao, "May I ask how much Inspector Su is worth?"

Su Hao felt ashamed and said, "I am a public employee. Now, including bonus and salary, my monthly salary is more than 1 yuan."

Su Hao actually confused the concept once. Salary and net worth obviously cannot be equated.

Comparing net worth and salary together this time is extremely misleading.

Li Ang probably fell into a trap, and he praised regretfully: "Inspector Su was able to take down the two ghosts at the Friendship Building with his own ability alone. I admire his ability very much. I think Inspector Su The salary should be mentioned, as a monthly salary of more than 1 yuan is not enough to match Inspector Su’s ability.”

The two of them were complimenting each other, leaving the people around them baffled.

Especially when Su Hao pointed out the reason why Li Ang came to Qingshan Mental Hospital, the other people looked at Li Ang differently. Looking at Li Ang's black windbreaker, black sunglasses and black suitcase, they couldn't help but feel a sense of enlightenment.

Since when did mentally ill people become good at exorcising evil spirits?

The world has really changed and become beyond their comprehension.

On the other side, Inspector You was leaning against a tree trunk not far away.

Since participating in this operation, he has always given people the impression of being cold and unsociable. On the one hand, it is because of his fate as a lonely star, and on the other hand, it is because of his ghost partner Mr. Li.

The two of them spend almost every day together, and there are always some secrets to exchange.

Inspector You lifted up his trench coat, deliberately covering his chest, and muttered to himself inexplicably to the air: "You have also seen the female ghost named Chu Renmei just now, what do you think of her strength? "

There was a sound in his chest that only he could hear.

"She is very powerful. At first, I thought she was killing people through resentment. Now it seems that her soul power is strong enough to control foreign objects. The two doors suddenly fell to the ground just now, and the house suddenly collapsed. It was her doing."

Inspector You said: "You mean, her purpose is to kill the old man who led us? She doesn't want us to find the location of her bones?"

"It should be like this."

Mr. Li continued: "Also, most ghosts are afraid of the sun, so there is an old saying that they should retreat when they hear the rooster crow. This is the rule between the underworld and the underworld. Only powerful ghosts can exceed the limits of the rules."

At this point, Mr. Li paused.

Leave time for the tour inspector to think.

It is actually not difficult to figure this out. Inspector You and Mr. Li live together day and night. The bedroom Inspector You lives in is a house without windows, and no sunlight comes in day or night.

It's because Mr. Li has been afraid of the sun until now.

From this point of view, Chu Renmei's strength far exceeds that of Mr. Li.

Inspector You sighed, took out a cigarette from his arms and lit it, "So, this mission is a disaster?"

Mr. Li shook his head and said: "Not necessarily. Although the opponent is strong, our partner is not weak either."

"How to say?"

"This Inspector Su, the skill he showed just now must have been practiced in martial arts. His skills are more agile than yours, and he has an innate ability to perceive a sense of crisis and be able to predict the enemy before everything happens. "

Inspector You continued to ask: "This kind of secular martial arts is not very useful in dealing with ghosts, right?"

Mr. Li laughed again, "It may not seem like much, but in fact the level of cultivation is not that high. Living people who practice secular martial arts have stronger blood than ordinary people. It is difficult for ghosts to possess such people. Yes, this is one, and the other is that people who have practiced martial arts have a firmer mind and will not be confused by the hallucinations of ghosts. This is the second."

The logic here is the same as what Tan Zuochen said earlier, that the evil spirit of blood can ward off ghosts and gods.

"And the most important thing is that he cultivates both physical and mental skills."

Only then did Inspector You realize that Su Hao himself was a descendant of Maoshan who was good at exorcising evil spirits.

The power of dual cultivation of body and law must be the effect of one plus one being greater than two.

He was deeply touched by this point.

"Also, please pay attention. The butcher's knife he wears on his waist is not a mortal thing. At least I can be sure that if the butcher's knife cuts me, I will be in pain."

After Mr. Li finished analyzing Su Hao, his eyes fell on Li Ang again.

Inspector You stared at Li Ang and said, "What's so special about this person?"

Mr. Li shook his head, "Currently it can only be seen that his thinking is very special and has great leaps. He used electric current to drive away evil spirits in the room before. This is the first time I have seen this method."

"What about the remaining guy?"

Inspector You's eyes fell on Dao Youming.

In fact, Inspector You has a very high opinion of Dao Youming. If nothing else, how can a normal person survive being hit by an electric current?

Mr. Li pondered for a moment and said: "I suspect that his destiny is very special, that is, he is the kind of person who is commonly known in the world as a person with very strong horoscopes."

Inspector You himself has the fate of Tiansha Lone Star, and his understanding of fate is deeper than ordinary people. This is why he looks at Taoist friend Ming in a different light among a group of people.

Mr. Li finally concluded, "The Chu Renmei we have to deal with this time is very powerful, but our partners are not weak either. In short, you have to be careful at all times."

This is the end of their exchange program.

Mr. Li and Inspector You have been partners for many years. Mr. Li was a policeman and a colleague of Inspector You. After Mr. Li became a ghost, their cooperation with Inspector You became even more complementary.

The patrol inspector is often responsible for the output of firepower, while Mr. Li acts as a scout, as well as a strategist and auxiliary.

With a partner like them, one person and one ghost, there are only one pair in the entire Hong Kong Island.

However, there is also a hidden danger in the current partnership model, that is, Inspector You has lived with Mr. Li for a long time, and his lifespan will definitely be shortened. After Inspector You passes away, this combination may be broken.

Mr. Li's exchanges were conducted secretly, and others did not know.

Everyone just thought he was hiding nearby and smoking a cigarette.

As for Su Hao and Li Ang's flattering behavior, everyone couldn't understand it for a while. Everyone else gathered around Uncle Qiang to comfort them. Among them, Uncle Qiang had the worst mentality.

He gradually realized a problem, Aunt Mei wanted to kill him.

For an old man like him who lives in his memory, this kind of emotional betrayal is difficult to accept. In the end, he decided to choose to be with a living person.

Humans and ghosts have different paths, and only living people are his kind.

Su Hao looked at the sky, then looked at the time on his phone, clapped his hands and said, "Let's continue on the road. We must hurry up and get to the small pool before dark."

"Uncle Qiang, can you still walk?"

Su Hao came to Uncle Qiang and helped him.

Uncle Qiang said in despair, "I'm fine, I'll lead the way for you."

The group packed up and continued on their way.

The terrain of Hong Kong Island itself does not have many mountains. Even if there are, they are hills with an altitude of less than 1000 meters. Most of them are concentrated in the nine districts of the New Territories.

Tai Po District is also one of the nine districts in the New Territories.

The back mountain of Huangshan Village is less than a few miles away from the village. There is a hillside to climb in the middle. It will take a group of people an hour to walk there.

Chu Renmei's bones were originally wrapped together in a mat and thrown in the back hill. As time went by, they were gradually buried in the shallow soil. Unexpectedly, decades later, a real estate company bought the property in the back hill of Huangshan Village. The mountainous area was temporarily decided to be developed, and the construction team's excavator dug out Chu Renmei's bones.

The master who excavated the excavator was also very courageous at that time. Maybe he had seen a lot of bones. When he saw Chu Renmei's bones being dug out, he just spit out his bad luck on the ground.

Immediately afterwards, he discovered a peace bracelet on Chu Renmei's wrist.

This peace bracelet is made of silver. Around 2008, silver jewelry could still be sold for a little money.

At that moment, the excavator master saw Qian's eyes wide open, so he privately removed the safety bracelet on it, and finally pushed Chu Renmei's body directly into a nearby pool with a forklift.

Little did he know that this move not only killed him, but also reawakened Chu Renmei, who had been sleeping for decades, and aroused the long-buried resentment in Chu Renmei's heart.

A new revenge plan begins again.

The real estate company that developed the back mountain was the fuse, and the water company responsible for water use around Huangshan Village magnified the conflict because of its own negligence.

This time, Su Hao borrowed the energy of the Dabu District Branch and suppressed it with administrative power, forcing the two companies to cooperate.

When a group of people arrived at the Houshan construction site, they could only hear the thumping sound of water pumps working, and the roaring kerosene generators also running.

Not even half a person could be seen.

A group of people were panting carrying their luggage.

Su Hao was carrying a barrel of gasoline in his hand, which weighed about 20 kilograms, as well as fresh water and luggage. The total weight was about 40 kilograms. His load was the heaviest. If it had been anyone else, it would have been tiring to climb down the mountain road in an hour. lie.

After Su Hao placed the things on the ground, he first looked around at the surrounding environment.

The construction site is located halfway up the mountain on a slightly gentle slope. A large area of ​​soil on the slope has been shoveled by a forklift. There are piles of sand, gravel and cement around it, as well as several rooms with foam doors that are common on construction sites.

A large four-wheel truck and an excavator were parked in the clearing.

Su Hao quickly noticed a pool at the corner of the slope, covering an area of ​​more than 200 square meters. The water inside was turbid and there were some unknown aquatic plants floating around.

Uncle Qiang stood four or five meters away from the pool, pointed to a slope in front of him and said: "That young man named Xiao Ming went down from here. He said he wanted to put the safety bracelet on Aunt Mei again, but he didn't expect it. There was no sound immediately after he went down."

"It took a long time before his body surfaced. I was so frightened that I turned around and ran away. This must have been Auntie Mei's fault."

"If you want to salvage it, start quickly before it gets dark. Once it gets dark, Auntie Mei will appear at any time."

Everyone's expressions couldn't help but become solemn.

A group of people stood by the pool and looked inside. There were some plastic bags of garbage floating on the surface of the pool, but Xiao Ming's body was nowhere to be seen.

Ordinarily, no one would oblige to help Xiao Ming collect his body, so Xiao Ming's body should still be left in the pool.

After a person dies, the body is often soaked in water and swollen, so that it floats to the surface of the water and does not sink.

"Look, Xiao Ming's body is under that group of water plants."

Fa Mao stood by the pool, pointed at the corner of the pool and screamed.

As expected, everyone saw Xiao Ming's face and limbs slowly emerging from the water.

At this time, Xiao Ming's corpse had been soaked in water for a day and a night. The outline of the entire corpse had become larger, and it looked slightly ferocious and pale.

As soon as Fa Mao's screams ended, Xiao Ming's body suddenly sank on the spot.

When it appeared in front of everyone again, it actually floated from the edge of the water plants to the middle of the pool, with a vague tendency to float towards everyone.

"Everyone, get out of the pool."

Su Hao saw something strange in it.

The stream upstream of the pool was cut off by people from the water company. It was said that the water in the pool had become a mass of stagnant water. There was no wind or waves at the moment. How could the body float automatically?