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The palms of the two touched each other.

Situ Fabao also secretly felt a trace of contempt in his heart. He thought he was a criminal investigation genius transferred from somewhere, but it turned out to be someone from the legendary miscellaneous affairs department.

Isn't the Miscellaneous Affairs Department a department that is responsible for some strange cases and wipes the blame for other departments?

Commonly known as chamber pot.

When will criminal investigation begin?

Do you still need to communicate more with each other?

Does he fit too?

Situ Fabao quietly retracted the contempt in his heart, "Sir Liu, since the case has been closed, I don't need to go to Kowloon City. I will ask the people below to cooperate with my colleagues in the forensic team to bring back several remains."

"Okay, go get busy."

After Situ Fabao left, Liu SIR still seized the opportunity to encourage Su Hao to work harder and gave him a shot of chicken blood, "If it weren't for the fact that no one was in charge of the miscellaneous affairs department, with your current talents, I would even want to transfer you to serious cases. Team up."

"There are a lot of cases here."

Su Hao thought.

If he wants to survive in this dangerous world, he must master more information and provide more experience for the soul beads. The higher the position, the greater the power, and the more resources he can use.

In fact, he and Liu SIR are on the same page in some respects. The other party needs merit, and he needs it too.

Now that Fabio Szeto has appeared, the plot in "Blind Detective" will surely appear soon, even if Fabio Szeto's despicable methods can plagiarize Johnston's case-solving results.

Su Hao can do it too.

However, he did it more thoroughly. He knew the blind detective's process of solving the case, which was equivalent to directly possessing a plug-in for foresight. Even if Johnston helped him solve the case, it would not be as efficient as Su Hao's ability to go straight to Huanglong and catch the murderer.

Don’t let this merit that was given to you in vain go to waste.

After thinking about this, Su Hao took the initiative to ask Ying and said: "Actually, there are some criminal cases that our miscellaneous affairs department can also help with. They are all colleagues from the same branch. Whoever solves the case first cannot do without your wise leadership, Sir Liu. What do you think? ?”

"Yes, it's best if you think so, but the top priority of your Miscellaneous Affairs Department is to take care of your own affairs first."

Liu SIR was very pleased to see that Su Hao had regained consciousness.

After leaving Liu SIR's office, Su Hao came to the roadside in front of the branch to stop the car.

What he didn't know was that in an office on the third floor of the branch, Situ Fabao was staring at him downstairs with a sullen expression and a cigarette in his mouth.

It wasn't until Su Hao got into the taxi and disappeared that Situ Fabao put out his cigarette in the ashtray and then picked up the phone on the table.

"XXX, are you in the office now? Can you help me check Su Hao's file? Yes, he is from the Kowloon City Branch, a police officer from the Miscellaneous Division."

Situ Fabao's call went directly to the Personnel Department of the Kowloon General Bureau. He had been in the police system for more than 10 years and was now a senior inspector. He also had some personal connections of his own.

He wanted to see what kind of god the other party was and what kind of power he had to dare to look down on him.

Liu SIR also took him so seriously.

He is definitely not just an ordinary miscellaneous police officer.

After half a ring, the call came over, "Su Hao, 22 years old, graduated from the police academy and took the initiative to apply for internship in the miscellaneous department. Within half a month, he solved two major cases in a row, one of Li Guoqiang assaulting the police and St. Mary's The Asian Girls’ High School suicide case, and the other case is the serial murder case in Kowloon City that was just submitted.”

"By the way, the other party's current rank is a trainee sergeant. It was proposed by you, SIR Liu, to appoint him. The report has just been submitted."

Situ Fabao's heart was filled with confusion, "Thank you, let's have tea together another day."

After hanging up the phone, he kicked the chair next to his desk and cursed with envy and jealousy, "Shit."

No wonder he is young and energetic and doesn't take him seriously. Who has ever seen a 22-year-old trainee police sergeant?

This is probably the trainee police officer who has been promoted the fastest in the Hong Kong police system in the past 10 years, right?

He has worked hard in the police system for more than ten years and is now a senior inspector. Although there are several small steps between the sergeant and the inspector, for those who are talented, perform meritorious services and are valued by their superiors, this gap is actually not significant. Not big.

Trainee Sergeant - Sergeant - Trainee Inspector - Inspector - Senior Inspector - Chief Inspector - Superintendent.

Strictly speaking, there is only one big step between the sergeant and the inspector.

Moreover, the Santa Maria Girls' High School suicide case was in charge of their Criminal Investigation Department at the time. However, after receiving the report from his subordinates, he saw that the situation was too strange and the detection was extremely difficult, so he transferred it to the Miscellaneous Affairs Department. He had the idea of ​​​​passing the blame. Unexpectedly, it only took a few days for the other party to solve the case.

Really more popular than dead people.

Situ Fabao squinted his eyes and lit up a cigarette again. If his former colleague who was the god of solving crimes was here, he would probably be worthy of Su Hao.

It is a pity that if that former colleague is still there, the person sitting in the position of director of the Criminal Investigation Division of the branch is most likely not him, but his colleague.

Chapter 56 Apprenticeship

When Su Hao returned to the Miscellaneous Affairs Department office again, he felt extremely relaxed.

Internal hazards have been eliminated.

He also got promoted and became the head of the miscellaneous affairs department. Although this department is not popular in the police system, its status is not high, and its staff is too small. Currently, there are only two people including him.

Although Ma Jiao is young, he is still the leader of an official department. In this crisis-ridden world, he finally has a place where he can make decisions.

His territory.

Su Hao took a deep breath and pushed open the glass door of the Miscellaneous Affairs Department.

"Ahao."

The operator Peng Bing was sitting boredly in front of the computer playing with building blocks. When he heard the door open, he stood up in surprise.

He was always taciturn and took the initiative to reach out and give Su Hao a heavy pat on the shoulder. Firstly, he wanted to thank Su Hao for his sacrifice in staying last time.

Secondly, Huang Yaozu came this morning and personally packed up his things and told Peng Bing an important news. From now on, the person in charge of the miscellaneous affairs department will be Su Hao.

After not seeing each other for a few days, the young police officer who had just joined the miscellaneous affairs department turned out to be a leader. The world is really magical.

Just thinking of this, Peng Bing felt a little more cautious.

His hand fell on Su Hao's shoulder, but he did not pat it down. Instead, he took it back and scratched the back of his head, "Ah Hao, it's great that you're okay. Sir Huang told me that from now on, we will be the only ones in the miscellaneous affairs department. .”

Su Hao smiled and took the initiative to give the other party a cigarette, "As it was before, so it will be in the future."

"Please tidy up your desk. Maybe there will be new colleagues in our department tomorrow."

After getting rid of Peng Bing's discomfort and some estrangement caused by his identity change, Su Hao went to the boss's chair behind the desk and sat down, and found a cold breakfast on the table.

A portion of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, a cup of soy milk and two braised eggs.

Peng Bing took the initiative to explain: "Sir Huang brought this this morning. He asked me to tell you that when his dance training room opens, don't forget to give him a red envelope."

Su Hao had a casual chat with Peng Bing and asked about the affairs of the Miscellaneous Affairs Department in the past few days. He said that it had been several days since he had dealt with Li Guoqiang's threat by himself and then participated in the cleaning operation of the Kowloon Walled City. Come to the miscellaneous department.

Peng Bing took out a small notebook and read: "The day before yesterday, I received a total of 5 calls. One of them was that the toilet in the bathroom at home was broken. The caller said that he heard some strange noises while repairing the toilet. It seemed that someone was roaring below, suspicious. Something dirty got into the house."

"There are two other people who said that their family's Bon Festival tribute at the door of the apartment was eaten by someone, and they suspected it was a thief..."

"I received three calls yesterday..."

Peng Bing continued reading one by one. Su Hao smoked a cigarette and thought for a while and asked: "Did you get calls like this every day before?"

"Yes, but when the branch police center came over, we were told whether to dispatch the police or not, and we were left to decide on our own."

Su Hao felt a little more angry for no reason.

Are you really using their miscellaneous department as a chamber pot?

With calls of this quality, even the policemen at the police station below didn't bother to go and take a look.

"Why did the alarm call about a broken toilet at home be transferred to our department?"

"The police dispatch center of the branch said that the caller insisted that there was something dirty."

"Where are the tribute stealers?"

"Well... they said this happened during the Bon Festival, and it should be related to dirty things."

"How did Huang SIR handle it before?"

Peng Bing replied: "In the past, we had a small number of people in the miscellaneous affairs department. We would not pay attention to such ambiguous and trivial matters. We would only dispatch the police if we were sure that the case was related to dirty things."

Su Hao nodded and said, "Then it will be the same as before."

Su Hao sat in the Miscellaneous Affairs Department for a long time, and finally understood why the former Huang SIR was addicted to alcoholism and "harmful mud". Firstly, he was unable to solve real supernatural events, but he could not break out of the Miscellaneous Affairs Department. Even if If you want to retire, you need approval from your leadership.

The Miscellaneous Affairs Department does not receive high-value paranormal alarm calls every day. Most of the time is wasted in boredom and trivial matters. However, once it receives a real paranormal alarm call, it is often very dangerous. If you are not careful, you will go away. No reply.

In this long-term atmosphere of excessive relaxation and excessive tension, people's mentality can easily collapse.

There is another most important reason, that is, even if Huang Yaozu works hard, he cannot change the perception of the entire branch or the entire environment that the Miscellaneous Affairs Department is a chamber pot.

What hung over him was a deep sense of powerlessness.

There is no way to advance.

Since I had no ability to change the overall environment, I simply broke the jar and fell flat.

It is a day to be able to mix one day.

The appearance of Su Hao liberated Huang Yaozu in advance.

"A Bing, since there's nothing wrong, I'll go out first. If you receive a call that calls for the police, you can notify me. You can make your own decision."

Su Hao took out the small note left by his uncle in his arms and chose to skip work and run away.

This is also a privilege after being promoted to department leader.

Su Hao could change the status quo that Huang Yaozu was unable to change, but he had to constantly make himself stronger before danger came.

Su Hao thought of Tan Zuochen's address that Uncle Gui helped him find out.

Putting aside Uncle Feng's apprenticeship, he was not sure whether Uncle Feng would teach him. Comparing the two, he still felt that Tan Zuochen's success rate was higher.

Anyway, there is no contradiction between apprenticeship with Uncle Feng and apprenticeship with Tan Zuchen, and they can be done at the same time.

Moreover, Su Hao also had a hunch that as the level of the soul beads continued to increase, Uncle Feng might be able to master the spells he knew in the future, and he would still be able to learn them quickly with one click.

Su Hao changed into his casual clothes and left the Miscellaneous Affairs Department.

Around six or seven in the afternoon, Su Hao took a taxi and arrived at the warehouse where Tan Zuochen was located, near a high school.

The surrounding population density is not high, and it is considered a suburb of Kowloon City.

Su Hao was holding two bags of apprenticeship gifts, which he bought at a nearby vegetable market when he came here just now.

The left hand carried 10 kilograms of pork and a bag of rice, and the right hand carried two cigarettes, a pot of liquor and two kilograms of tea. The overall weight was about thirty or forty kilograms, which was not easy.

Although Su Hao was not from this place in his previous life, he knew that this place paid more attention to this kind of apprenticeship ceremony after time traveling.

He was standing at the door of the warehouse on the first floor, which was densely packed with stationery supplies. A man in his sixties wearing a gray jacket and lame on one leg was meticulously sorting out the woven bags in the warehouse.

Su Hao raised his head and glanced at the bright glass window on the second floor. From time to time, there was a neat and exciting roar of young students coming from above.

I don’t know if it’s a sarcasm.

Gorgeous empty Taekwondo gyms have opened one after another in Hong Kong, attracting many parents from wealthy families who rush to send their children there. It seems that if you learn the bowing etiquette of Taekwondo, you will become a civilized person and you will have access to it. Qualifications for high society.

But the real kung fu master remained disgraced and silent, watching the gate of the warehouse below without anyone paying attention.

This reminded Su Hao of a saying from his previous life, "The master is wandering, the clown is in the palace."

If what Uncle Gui said is true, decades ago he was besieged by 200 people with instruments in a narrow alley and kicked and injured more than 50 people. Tan Zuochen, who was captured after all his efforts, is definitely worthy of the title. A master of martial arts.

At least the Ip Man he knew didn't have this strength.

Nor would handing him a wax rod work.

Su Hao put the apprenticeship ceremony he had brought in on the ground, stood at the door with his legs together, straightened his chest and abdomen, and stood at attention. His posture was already obvious, but Tan Zuochen had learned how to sweep since he first arrived. After taking one look at him, he immediately regarded him as air.

Su Hao wasn't annoyed either.

He stood quietly like this for half an hour.

After a while, there was a rhythmic sound of leather shoes hitting the ground behind him, and a woman wearing a black women's suit appeared next to Su Hao.

Chapter 57 Test

She passed by Su Hao and glanced at Su Hao curiously. Su Hao also saw the other person clearly. The woman was about 27 or 1 years old. She was extremely tall, at least 75 meters tall.

One pair of legs in particular are not only slender and powerful, making a snapping sound when stepped on the ground, but also have a very good proportion between the legs and the body. To describe it in one sentence, "the legs are all from the waist down."

The woman's appearance is only average, not a great beauty, and the lines on her face are a bit firm and not soft enough.

"Master, I brought you some food."