I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

"The next day, Yuan Xiaomin went shopping and met one of her neighbors in a clothing store. She was a middle-aged woman over 3 years old. The neighbor praised her with ridicule and envy, "You and your husband are so good. Love, we were stuck together in the corridor yesterday, twisted like a piece of twist, Yuan Xiaomin's face suddenly changed, and she realized something was wrong."

"Even if she realized it later, she also knew that something must have happened between her husband and Xiaoqi. She had a sense of crisis and could no longer let Xiaoqi live in her home."

Chapter 77 The renter may not be a human being

The story of the man in the black hood is told in an unhurried manner, and the plot is a bit bland.

Compared with the first story, it is too dull.

Everyone was patient and did not interrupt. They just hoped that he would finish speaking quickly or that the second half would be more exciting.

Su Hao, who was standing behind him, blinked at the corner of his mask. He had a familiar feeling about this story. He had watched a minor supernatural film in his previous life, and there was a ghost story in it about "Looking for a Substitute".

As for the identity of the tall storyteller wearing a black hood in front of him, he had a bold guess in his mind, "Could it be the bald priest?"

The Ghost Stories Association really came to the right place.

Two stories, the first one directly laid out a clue to a crime involving ethics and morality to him, and the second one gave him another clue about the scapegoat.

Even though he knew before that this was a comprehensive world, and it was not surprising for all kinds of strange things and stories to appear, he couldn't help but feel a little surprise in his heart at this moment, as the Ghost Story Association helped him combine many cases (merits) and ghosts (experience points). ) clues were sent over on their own initiative.

The man in the black hood glanced at the increasingly agitated audience in front of the dining table and sped up his narration.

"Yuan Xiaomin's bad experience was not over yet. When she was checking out at the counter, the waiter informed her that her credit card had been deactivated. This credit card was the supplementary card that her husband had personally applied for her."

"Yuan Xiaomin came to the company, and the company manager informed her that all the advertisements that originally belonged to her had been replaced by Xiaoqi. Xiaoqi's asking price was lower to give customers more freshness."

"For the first time, Yuan Xiaomin felt what it means to be warm and affectionate. The matter was not over yet. When she returned home with a look of disappointment and anger, she saw Xiaoqi standing on the stairs wearing her usual clothes. The other person also had a haircut and a haircut. She has the same short hair, and as soon as Xiaoqi opens her mouth, Yuan Xiaomin's accumulated anger and grievances burst out."

"It turns out that the tenant she took in at the time, Xiao Qi, said to her with a joking face, A Qi, I am telling you carefully now that our rental contract has ended early. I will refund you the extra month's rent and deposit. , I have packed up your things for you, you can move out starting from today."

"Yuan Xiaomin felt like her head was exploding at that time. She asked the other party, what did you call me?"

"Xiao Qi replied with a serious face, I call you A Qi, and your full name is Yu Huiqi. It's clearly written in the rental contract, so don't stay shamelessly."

"Yuan Xiaomin angrily pointed at the other person with a smile and cursed, my name is Yu Huiqi, what is your name?"

"There was a mocking smile on Xiaoqi's face. Since your name is Yu Huiqi, then naturally I will call you Yuan Xiaomin."

"It happened that Yuan Xiaomin's husband came back at this time. Faced with Yuan Xiaomin's expectant request for help, her husband did not hesitate to throw out Yuan Xiaomin's luggage after hearing the content of the dispute between the two, and also scolded her for occupying the magpie's nest. He was out of his mind and had bad intentions to destroy the relationship between them."

"Yuan Xiaomin felt that the world was in chaos for a moment. The female tenant she had chosen to take in had replaced her name and identity, taken away her husband and modeling job, and occupied her house. Instead, she took over her house. He came here and wanted to drive her away. What is even more unacceptable to her is that her husband is still helping her. Could it be that he was blinded by lard? "

At this point, the story finally starts to get exciting.

The masked audience below asked: "Then Yuan Xiaomin has a funny brain? Her husband is obsessed with beauty and his eyes are dazzled by beauty. Is she also stupid? Can a person's identity be changed at will?"

"Doesn't she have an ID card? Doesn't she know how to call the police or ask for help from relatives and neighbors?"

The tall man in a black hood looked quietly at the booing audience below, "Yuan Xiaomin naturally would not accept the outcome of being occupied by others and kicked out of the magpie's nest, so she made a loud noise and attracted all the neighbors on the floor to come over, hoping that these daily The neighbors helped her support her, but those neighbors insisted that Yuan Xiaomin was the tenant Yu Huiqi, and the tenant Yu Huiqi was the mistress of the house Yuan Xiaomin."

"Yuan Xiaomin had no choice but to call the police. When the police came, she asked for her ID card information. She took out her ID card and found that the photo on it automatically changed to that of Yu Huiqi. Finally, the police took her ID card away. Take the initiative to return it to Yu Huiqi inside the house."

"Yuan Xiaomin finally chose to drag her luggage back to her parents' house. Unexpectedly, her parents called her Yu Huiqi after opening the door. Even the pet dog kept at home kept barking at her. When Yuan Xiaomin glanced at her When I took the family photo at my parents' home, I was completely heartbroken, and even the photo on the family photo was replaced by Yu Huiqi's."

"In other words, from this moment on, Yuan Xiaomin has completely become Yu Huiqi, and Yu Huiqi has become Yuan Xiaomin. Everyone who knows her in the world, and all legal evidence and traces of her existence, are the same as Yu Huiqi. Switch over."

The audience below became commotion again.

"I seriously doubt the authenticity of your story. You didn't deliberately make it up for excitement, right?"

"Be quiet, be quiet, everyone, shut up and let him finish telling his story first. Who said the renter must be a human being?"

At the critical moment, it was the host in tuxedo who came out to maintain order.

After such a reminder, everyone finally came to their senses.

What if the renter is not a human being?

What if what happened in the story was true?

"hiss……"

Everyone couldn't help but gasped. Are all the newcomers this year so strong?

The black hooded man was silent for a while and then continued, "When Yuan Xiaomin was desperate, she thought of a priest she met near the community one day after Xiaoqi moved in. The priest said that her hall had been dark recently, and she was afraid that it was not because of the encounter. Got something dirty."

"Before, she only thought that the other party was talking nonsense and trying to defraud her of money, but now she seemed to have grasped the last life-saving straw. Yuan Xiaomin finally found the priest in the church near the community. The first words she said It's, 'Father, do you know who I am?'"

"The priest looked at her for a while and then replied, 'You are Yuan Xiaomin.'"

"Yuan Xiaomin cried with joy for a while. She told the other party all the strange things that happened during this period. The priest concluded that she should have encountered lonely ghosts who were looking for a substitute. These lonely ghosts were the residents of the nearby generation. After death, they do not go to the underworld to cherish the prosperity of the human world, but ghosts are floating around. They understand human nature and are good at observing words and colors to guess people's hearts. Moreover, these lonely ghosts also have an innate ability, which is to create hallucinations that can affect people's five senses."

"All people and objects that come into contact with it will be affected by its hallucinations. The priest is not sure how deep the scapegoat is now, and whether it has reached the point where the fake is the real thing. With the sense of justice to eliminate demons and defend the Tao, the priest decided to help Yuan Xiaomin Once, the two made an appointment to act together at night."

"At about 11 o'clock in the evening, Yuan Xiaomin opened the door with the key that she had not returned. Xiaoqi was waiting in the lobby on the first floor as if she had a premonition, while her husband was sleeping upstairs as if someone had cast a spell. Awake."

"The two women were extremely jealous after meeting. They started fighting with the apple peeling knife on the coffee table. The priest was locked out. He did not dare to knock on the door loudly for fear of waking up the neighbors. During the fight between the two women, The door opened, and the priest rushed in immediately holding the cross. As soon as he entered the door, he could tell who was the scapegoat who occupied the magpie's nest, and who was Yuan Xiaomin who came to him for help."

"The scapegoat was killed by his cross, and 'Yuan Xiaomin' won with his help."

After holding back until now, everyone couldn't help but interrupt again: "Although this story is scary and incredible, the ending is not bad. The priest really did a great thing. Then Yuan Xiaomin and her husband returned to their former self." life, right?”

The black-hooded narrator shook his head, "Not really."

Chapter 78 The quality of the newcomers in this issue is good

"The two of them worked together to drag the 'scapegoat' who was beaten to death to the rockery behind the community, dug a hole and buried it. After a few days, the priest always felt that something was wrong, as if he had missed something, so he secretly blocked it under the community through some strange combination of circumstances. I met Yuan Xiaomin’s husband on the way to work and asked him how his life was lately.”

"Her husband praised that his wife seemed to be a different person. The food was more delicious than before, and her mouth was particularly sweet. He used to coax her, but now she coaxes him. The man said that life is very happy now. happiness."

"The priest finally took a shovel to the pit where the people were buried on the rockery. After digging through the soil, he found that there was no body inside. At this time, the priest knew that he had caused a big trouble. The person he killed with the cross that day was not It was not the scapegoat, but Yuan Xiaomin who asked him for help. From the moment he entered the house, he fell into the illusion created by the scapegoat and became his accomplice."

There was an uproar again at the dinner table.

After everyone heard this, they were slowly immersed in this incredible story. They thought it was a traditional ending where good people get rewarded, but they didn't expect such a twist.

Immediately, someone in the audience asked: "When did the priest start to doubt?"

Heitou looked ahead, with a hint of sadness and relief in his tone, "Only after the priest returned, he remembered that the dead ghost has no body. Because of his action, the soul of the dead ghost completely occupied Yuan Xiaomin's body. This is why the body buried in the pit is The reason why Yuan Xiaomin's body disappeared after going down was that from that moment on, Yu Huiqi completely became Yuan Xiaomin, and all traces of Yuan Xiaomin's in the world were erased."

"Yu Huiqi's ghost, Li Daitao, merged with Yuan Xiaomin's body. As for where Yuan Xiaomin's soul went after her death? No one knows."

clap clap clap...

More than 10 people in the audience at the table applauded.

Someone praised: "Although this story is a little less true, it is full of horror elements, and the ending of the story is constantly reversed, which makes people sigh."

"Wonderful."

The host in the tuxedo also applauded. He came to the table and asked, "I only approved his membership application in the name of the vice president of the Ghost Story Association. Does everyone here have any objections?"

"No."

"Okay, newcomer No. 2, please take your seat."

The man in the black hood came to the end of the dining table and found that there were not many free seats. He found a seat slightly farther away from newcomer No. 1 and sat down.

Everyone's eyes fell on the last newcomer, Su Hao.

Su Hao opened his mouth, organized his words and said, "The old case that happened in Kowloon Walled City a few days ago was solved by the police. Everyone knows, right?"

The crowd nodded.

This matter was widely reported by newspapers a few days ago. Someone connected it with the case that happened at He Shi Dental Clinic decades ago, which added a strange color to this matter.

"Actually, there is still a follow-up to this matter..."

Su Hao spoke again and recounted the scene he encountered when he returned to Kowloon Walled City. This time he used the title No.1 and did not hide his identity as an exorcist.

Possessed black cat.

Underground passages hide the remains of corpses in an abandoned freezer.

As well as the ghost mother who was completely eliminated by Su Hao using magic.

The combination of the above horror elements, coupled with the strange case that was recently published in the newspaper and made known to many people, the key point is that Su Hao is narrated by No. 1, which undoubtedly adds to the 'thriller and excitement' of this story. The second element of that is authenticity.

In fact, there is one thing that the man in the tuxedo did not say clearly. In addition to 'thrilling excitement' and 'authenticity', there is another hidden condition in each narrator's story, which is 'practicality and commerciality'.

This is the core of the final deal.

Otherwise, who would want to make such a trip every week just to hear a surprising and interesting story?

After listening to the three stories, everyone couldn't help but label the stories of the three newcomers.

The story of newcomer No. 1: Best in practicality and commerciality

The story of newcomer No. 2: The thrilling and reversal elements are overwhelming, the authenticity is slightly less, and it is not commercial.

The story of No. 3 newcomer Su Hao: It has both thriller elements and authenticity. It is a rare masterpiece today.

"Clap clap clap..."

"The three newcomers have finished speaking. What do you think of this welcome party?"

The man in the tuxedo proudly pouted his lips at the audience below. He was wearing a bat mask, which only covered the upper half of his face, leaving his chin and eyes exposed.

"The newcomers this time are all good. I haven't heard such a thrilling and interesting story for a long time. I propose that all three newcomers be included today."

"Second, I think it's good too."

Four or five people below spoke in agreement.

The man in the tuxedo made an invitation gesture to Su Hao, "Please take a seat, newcomer No. 3. Our dinner will begin immediately. Our president asked me to specially purchase a batch of fresh steaks shipped from Neon, as well as some fresh steaks from Gao The top-quality red wine purchased from Lu Winery is guaranteed to make everyone’s trip worthwhile.”

"Everyone is invited to enjoy the feast. The trade fair will begin in one hour."

After the man in the tuxedo finished speaking, he clapped his hands, and a row of black-suited waiters carrying dinner plates came in from the door. Everyone was wearing a mask and holding a tray full of fresh food with both hands.

Behind a row of waiters, there was also a dining car about 2 meters long and more than 1 meter wide, pushed in by two waiters wearing masks.

It was covered with a white tablecloth.

The two waiters lifted the tablecloth, and suddenly there was a gasp of exclamation in the restaurant.

It turned out that there was a female body lying on the dining car.

The Nvtai Sheng originated from neon, which is a kind of banquet where a naked body is used as a container to hold a grand sushi.

Those who are qualified for the role of "female body prosperity" must be virgins, and secondly, they must have good appearance, smooth and fair skin.Have less body hair, a well-proportioned figure, not too thin, and the best blood type is "A".

Because Neon people generally believe that people with "A" blood type, who have a peaceful, calm and patient personality, are most suitable for this career.

Most of the people at the table had only heard of this thing, few had seen it, and their breathing became louder.

The man in the tuxedo saw everyone's reaction in his eyes and was very satisfied. He introduced: "This is a big dish prepared by the president for today's welcome party. Please take your time to taste it."

Suddenly, someone at the table couldn't help but pick up a cucumber slice with chopsticks and poked the skin of the female body Sheng. Seeing that her eyes were closed and her long eyelashes were motionless, as if there was no reaction, they couldn't help but asked doubtfully: "Isn't she? Are you dead? Why are you motionless?"

"Don't worry, everyone, the other party is a professional female body sheng. Before serving the food, she was injected with a secret potion that can amplify her feelings, but she is unable to make any resistance. There must be a slight reaction, but I think You are all gentlemen of high worth, so you should not be able to do some vulgar and excessive actions."

The man who had poked him with his chopsticks immediately sat back down. He noticed that several pairs of very 'gentleman' companions had already given him a look of disdain and unkindness.

The empty seats at the table were immediately filled.

When the man in the tuxedo saw that everyone was already tasting the feast, he motioned to Sister Hua with his eyes. The latter looked around and then left with her.

Soon the two appeared in a secret room.

The man in the tuxedo asked: "Of the three newcomers this time, who do you think is the most valuable?"

Sister Hua lit up a cigarette and said, "Newcomer No. 3, the one I introduced is the most valuable."

Chapter 79

"why?"

The man in the tuxedo's eyes flashed, he thought he was the No. 1 newcomer.

"Newcomer No. 1 should be Li XX, who married a third-tier female star more than 10 years ago. He is a romantic and a prodigal. He thinks he hides it very well, but in fact, people can see through it at a glance. It is said that he has made less money and gone out in recent years. If it’s too much, the value of it has depreciated by at least half.”

The man in the tuxedo argued unconvinced: "But his story has great potential. If it is true, the value of the secret recipe is unlimited."

Sister Hua: "Have you forgotten the side effects of the secret medicine?"

The man in the tuxedo thought for a while and said: "If it's just a fishy smell on the body, many people can accept it. After all, compared to regaining youth and vitality, these minor problems are nothing to mention."

Sister Hua laughed out loud, "I also introduced this person. Before I introduced him, I sent someone to check the report card he went to the hospital for a checkup in the past month. He was already in the middle stage of intestinal cancer. The reason why he There is a purpose for coming in.”

The man in the tuxedo was shocked, "Are you telling me that the side effects of that secret medicine are not only a fishy smell in the body, but also cancer?"