I'm catching tricks in the Hong Kong variety show world

After the four people sat down, Bo Ge unscrewed a bottle of Wuliangye liquor and poured wine for them respectively. Johnston covered the wine glass in front of him with his hand, "Sorry, we rarely drink alcohol in our line of work, especially liquor. It will delay me." Judgment, hope understanding.”

Brother Bo poured another drink for Su Hao, and Su Hao didn't refuse, "I'll just drink one or two. After all, I have to work soon."

Along the way, Brother Bo didn't reveal the reason why he asked the two of them to come here. Su Hao didn't know for sure. The more this happened, the more cautious he became.

Brother Bo and the old woman were much more casual.

The glass tea cups can hold 2 halves, and each of them fills them up for himself.

The next step was to eat food and drink. After two rounds of this, Boge quietly winked at the old woman, and the latter said: "Two gentlemen, it's like this. I have often dreamed about my man in the past few years. He is a He asked me vigorously why my family didn’t have a grandson to carry on the family line. It’s strange to say that I couldn’t dream about Bobo after he came back. I couldn’t dream about him even when he lived in the front room. I just wanted to ask if it was the Feng Shui of our family. Something went wrong."

"If the feng shui of this house is not good, then move as soon as possible, so as not to wait for me for a hundred years and his father will blame me down there."

Su Hao looked at Brother Bo, "Is this why you invited us here?"

Brother Bo smiled and said: "This is just one of them. It's strange to say that my wife and I have dreamed about my father before. In recent years, I haven't been able to dream about it since I started killing pigs. But my wife Occasionally we can dream about it, and we always feel that my father is not far away, keeping an eye on us."

"You want to know why this dream disappeared later, right?"

Su Hao thought of the smile that the old man in the previous portrait suddenly showed to him, as if he was holding the butcher's knife in his hand.

Bo Ge both nodded and shook his head.

"I want to know if there is something wrong with our family's feng shui, why my father hasn't come to see me in my dreams in recent years, why our family has given birth to several girls in a row, and is there any chance of giving birth to a boy? , why does the ditch always have trouble connecting with our house? Is there something causing trouble down there?"

Bogo has three questions in total.

The first is dreams.

The second is the water channel.

The third issue is the issue of continuing the family line.

Su Hao couldn't do anything about this third point, and he couldn't appear in person. Besides, the problem of having a boy or a girl has been scientifically determined for a long time, and it was related to the couple's chromosomes.

As for whether it was retribution caused by Bo Ge's long-term killing, Su Hao remained skeptical for the time being.

But for the first two, Su Hao might be able to find out the reasons. Whether they can be solved will be decided at that time.

Su Hao thought for a moment and nodded, "I'll stay here tonight and give you an answer tomorrow."

There was really nothing he could do about the feng shui problem. If that mole was present, maybe it could help him solve the problem. However, with the other party's appetite for charging, it would take at least 2 hours to come from the Kowloon Peninsula. According to the chips of 3 an hour, I'm afraid that It’s not like asking for 10 yuan at a time.

Next came the enjoyable dinner party.

Just as a few people were pushing cups and changing cups, a burst of children's noise suddenly came from the backyard.

The eldest brother Zhao and the second child were playing with a stroller together on the concrete floor. The third child Zhao Zhao was chasing and clapping his hands as an audience. Suddenly someone pushed him away from the side, and two little boys in their teens were carrying each other. A bucket and another man burst in with a fishing net tied to a stick.

"Da Ya, let's go, we'll take you to the ditch to catch fish."

Zhao Di glanced guiltily in the direction of the kitchen, "My dad is eating in the back and won't go there these days."

One of the boys looked in the direction of the kitchen, took two steps forward, grabbed Zhao Di's hand and pulled him out, "Your father will stay for two days and then leave. I'm afraid he'll be a jerk. He's obsessed with having a son and doesn't like you at all. Why do you listen to him so much?"

The two were tugging and tugging in place, and the second and third children began to scream out of desperation.

Brother Bo suddenly appeared in front of several people with a dark face. He also heard what Qiang said just now. Brother Bo took two steps forward and snatched the fishing net from the opponent's hand, threw it directly across the courtyard wall, and cursed mercilessly: " Get lost, you two little brats, don’t blame me for hitting someone next time you come to my house.”

At this time, the style of the scene changed drastically.

The two boys turned around and ran away without saying a word.

After a while, a group of people poured into the backyard again, led by two sturdy men in their 30s, who looked like two brothers. The [-]-year-old kid from before was following behind them.

One of the dark-skinned men wearing a sun hat scolded with a dark face: "Where is your dad? Call me out. What kind of skills do you have to bully children?"

The three girls were having a good time, but now they felt something was wrong in the atmosphere and burst into tears.

Bogo appeared again at the side door of the backyard with a dark face.

Seeing that something was wrong, Boge's wife and Boge's wife rushed over to help cool down the situation.

The three men split into two sides and began to quarrel with each other without any dignity at all.

On Brother Bo's side, "These two brats are shameless and shameless. They came over to encourage her children to play by the ditch. What do you think? Are there any adults instigating her behind the scenes?"

Two men said, "Other people's children dare to play by the ditch in the summer, why don't your family dare? Are you doing too many immoral things and are you secretly hiding something? Why do adults bully children? If you have money, you are great?"

At first they were trying to reason with each other, but later they started cursing each other mercilessly.

Brother Bo: "Don't think that you dare to take advantage of my family because there are many men in your family. I have been killing pigs all my life. I don't mind killing two people. Even if I accidentally chop off one of your arms, I will still have money to pay for it."

One of the men said, "You are a loser who can't give birth to a son. If you accidentally get hit by a car and die when you go out one day, your villa and your mother-in-law will belong to someone else."

The atmosphere at the scene became increasingly intense.

Su Hao and Johnston leaned against the door of the kitchen, their eyes slightly touching the quarrelsome people.

Su Hao was thinking about whether to go up to break up the fight, but Johnston stopped him and said, "You don't have to go up, we can't start a fight."

"why?"

Johnston said: "The two sides have obviously been grudges for a long time. Today we have a fight with a greaser. Two versus one, Boge's side doesn't have the advantage. But today we are here, the other side will definitely have some scruples, so it's 100% impossible to fight." Get up and let them have a quarrel to vent their grievances. The longer the blockage lasts, the worse it will be."

As soon as the two of them finished speaking, the scene suddenly fell into a push and pull. Bo Ge rushed back to the kitchen angrily, holding the butcher knife on the chopping board in his hand. He looked at one of them holding a fishing net. The man grabbed the opponent's fishing net and stabbed it down three times. The stick on the fishing net suddenly broke into three pieces.

The stick on which the fishing net is tied is at least as thick as a bottle cap. Even if an ordinary knife is cut on it, it will be difficult to cut it. Unlike Bo Ge, who can pick it up easily, the whole process takes no effort.

Bo Ge immediately put down his bold words and said, "I can cut your necks and arms into two pieces with just one stab. Do you want to try?"

At this moment, Brother Bo had just drank a few taels of white wine, and he was holding a butcher's knife in his hand, and he had an aura of not being stingy.

If he really missed it and chopped it with a knife, the other party would have no choice but to file a lawsuit and demand compensation.

If there is a lawsuit, the rich will definitely have the advantage.

This is Hong Kong Island, not the mainland.

"Let's go, don't come to their house again."

The two brothers each led a child and left, leaving the fishing net and bucket where they were.

Bo Ge was still upset and threw the bucket and fishing net out of the air for no apparent reason.

When Brother Bo came to the kitchen in the back room, he was still angry and puzzled. He put the butcher knife and the leather sheath beside him, "Do you think I went too far with the knife just now?"

Su Hao and Johnston were noncommittal.

Bo Ge sighed and cursed: "These two bastards are nothing. When I didn't come back from the slaughterhouse, they tried to come to my house to take advantage of my wife. Thanks to my mother's presence, the pus on my head was really bad. "

Su Hao was silent for a moment.

Chapter 111: Gathering yin energy can easily lead to ghosts

"When my father was still alive, the relationship between the two families was actually good at that time, if nothing like that happened later."

"At that time, my father was still joking, saying that in the future, our eldest daughter would marry their parents and grandchildren. Fortunately, it was just a joke at the time. Look at what their family is doing now? It's so bad."

Brother Bo was still chattering.

His mother advised him from the bottom of his head: "Forget it, they have a lot of family members, and you will suffer if you get into trouble with them."

Brother Bo immediately slapped the table, "What's wrong with me? Don't look at it. I'm the only one with a handle in our family. Believe it or not, I just made a phone call and asked the people from the slaughterhouse to bring a group of young men in their cars. By then, there's a good chance that they'd be dead." I don’t even dare to let go.”

"The times are different now. Don't think that just because they have two brothers, they can be awesome in front of me. If I don't believe it, I can't beat them even if I have money."

His mother suddenly sighed, "I hope this fourth child will be a boy."

For a moment, Brother Bo pursed his lips and became silent.

In situations like those in rural areas where people argue, or even push and pull each other to the point of fistfights, as long as there is no injury or death, most people will not report it to the police station. Even if you have money, you will not be able to take advantage of it. .

You can't hire a few security guards to guard your door every day.

Do you know when the other person comes to cause trouble?

Even if you ask outsiders for help, people in the village may share the same hatred, and you may be justified or unreasonable.

At this time, the advantage of helping each other between families comes out. Whoever has more men will be justified.

This is the concept of most country people, and this is the ethos.

Su Hao suddenly asked: "You have money now, why don't you consider moving to the city?"

Bo Ge took a sip of wine and said: "You can move, but this house was built through the struggle of my grandfather, my father and three generations of my Zhang family. My grandfather's ancestral grave is still buried in the cemetery above the canal, over there in Guangdong Province Our ancestral home has also been disconnected, and this Yuanjia Village is our current ancestral land, the root of our old Zhang family."

“It’s easy to move out, but it’s difficult to move back later.”

Next, the group of people ate in silence, and Brother Bo apologized, "I asked you to come here to help me today, but I didn't expect you to see the joke. I shouldn't have done it."

"You guys eat first, and I'll ask my wife to clean up the room for you. You'll stay here for one night."

After Brother Bo and his mother left, Su Hao asked Johnston, "Is the previous Feng Shui master still in contact with his mole?"

Johnston replied: "Still in contact."

"Why don't you give him a call and ask him how the feng shui is here? I suspect there is really something wrong with the feng shui here."

Although Su Hao didn't understand Feng Shui, he still had two doubts.

First, Brother Bo had hired a Feng Shui master once before, and he said there was something wrong with the Feng Shui here, which may not be groundless.

The second was the scene he saw at the altar table before. He believed that he was definitely not dazzled. Brother Bo had obviously been dead for many years, so why could his ghost still appear here?

This is obviously unreasonable.

Unless he died violently or unjustly, but from what Bo Ge said, his father probably died of illness. He also lived in a big villa before his death and had a granddaughter. The only drawback was that he did not see his grandson born.

Such people will not linger around after death.

Unless there's something really wrong with the feng shui here.

Johnston hesitated, "The other party's charge is quite high, HK$3 per hour."

Su Hao's chin was crooked and he felt a toothache for a moment, "Just make a call. If it doesn't take 20 minutes, I'll pay for it."

Johnston came here to gain experience, but he wanted to use his butcher's knife. The money would either go to him or to Brother Bo.

Besides, if he doesn't handle the affairs of Brother Bo's family well, even if he borrows the butcher's knife, he will still feel that he owes something, and he will feel unhappy in his heart.

Fortunately, I got 20 Hong Kong dollars, spent 1 on fishing, and still have 19 left.

Su Hao could afford a mere [-] yuan consultation fee.

"Wait a minute, go to the roof before making a call."

Su Hao quickly added.

Generally, Feng Shui masters have to ask about the terrain. The upstairs should be more open, otherwise it will take 2 minutes to climb the stairs, and there will be a fee during the climb.

After the two of them finished eating, they said hello to Brother Bo and met on the roof of the building. Johnston dialed a mole phone.

A mole's breathy voice sounded on the phone, and Johnston put it on speakerphone.

"Pretty boy, you know the rules. It's 3 Hong Kong dollars an hour. If you have anything to say, please tell me."

Johnston glanced at Su Hao and Brother Bo next to him, "That's it. I'm at my friend's house now. Please take a look at the Feng Shui around their house."

"Please introduce the surrounding terrain and environment. How big and tall is the house? How many people are there in the house? Tell me if there are any large rivers or even earthbags in the surrounding area."

"Also, what kind of trees are planted in the yard, how many trees there are, how many years have they been planted, and what the head of the household does. Everything must be explained clearly."

Several people heard the sound of a mole.

It has to be said that professionals appear very professional as soon as they speak, and even if the charges are a little more expensive, they are well-founded.

Johnston glanced at Bo Ge and motioned for him to speak.

"Ahem, hello, master, it's like this..."

Bo Ge answered all the questions one by one. A mole pondered for a moment on the phone and quickly grasped the key point, "How old is that willow tree? How thick are the roots and how long are the branches?"

"This……"

This question stumped Brother Bo all of a sudden.

The willow tree beside the canal has been there since he was born. Who would pay special attention to its roots and branches?

A mole cursed on the phone: "Idiot, you won't go to the scene now to take a look."

Several people thought the same thing and quickly ran downstairs with their phones in hand.

Su Hao suddenly asked on the way: "Master, you won't transfer us here and there on purpose to increase the time and charge more, right?"

A mole cursed on the phone: "I earn up to hundreds of thousands a day, I talk and laugh like a scholar, and I have no idle contacts. It is not an exaggeration to say that I make a lot of money every day, and my reputation is well-known. How do I care about your little money? I am really ignorant." Child."