Whenever I think about falling in love, I become more beautiful! "
She spread her hands and looked at the sky with high spirits, "Love is the food of beauty, and beauty is the food of love. Ah, what a sweet and sweet eternal cycle this is!"
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Fate/EXTRACCC.
"Lord, Master——!——!——!——Xiaoyu can't accept it. Xiaoyu can't accept the fact that there is another idiot and stupid dragon love rival!! Xiaoyu can't accept it even more. The master really doesn't like this... .This kind of trash can that can only make noises, can’t even cook, has no housekeeping skills at all, can only eat, and is of no use at all!?”
Tamamo Mae bit her sleeve frantically and stared at the screen with tears in her eyes.
She couldn't believe that her dear husband actually...really did something that was no different from cheating!
"..." Kishinami Hakuno stroked Tamamo Mae's head, followed his furry tail with his right hand to the mysterious place, and decided to tell Tamamo Mae with practical actions.
"Hey——! Master, master... don't go into the theme all at once, even though Xiaoyu has already prepared it!"
Tamamo Mae's eyes were in the shape of pink hearts as she hugged Fujimaru Ritsuka.
Clothes are flying.
The figures of the two people under the light slowly lengthened, and the pink curtain unfolded to cover the charming scene.
"Hakuno... As long as you are a girl!? It's a good thing you're not the Master of Chaldea, otherwise you would have been burned to death by Kiyohime!" Tohsaka Rin said kindly .
Rani nodded slightly. Whenever she thought about how she would be attacked by someone like Hakuno Kishinami...she would be very angry. Master, why do you want to make such changes to my body!
It is impossible for a perfect artificial human, a perfect being, to have any interest in Kishinami Hakuno!
But she was very angry. When Hakuno Kishinami collected her SG, he scolded her like a storm, humiliating her... for never having done such a prince-like behavior! !
In the Sakura maze, only Parson Lip, Elizabeth, and Matou Sakura enjoyed princess-like treatment.
Tohsaka Rin and Rani, one of them is really worse than the other.
Seek the world of encounters in dungeons.
"Wow... This is the first time we have seen such an arrogant, cute girl with a tail and dragon horns!! Elizabeth, although she doesn't sing well, her character is so shy, A cute and arrogant love brain is an extremely rare attribute!!"
Loki's eyes widened and she looked at the place where Elizabeth disappeared. She couldn't help but start to have crooked thoughts about Elizabeth.
The reason she was originally not interested in Elizabeth was that the child was too cruel and liked bathing in human blood baths. Isn't this no different from the monsters in the dungeon?
But after Elizabeth failed several times, her arrogance and headache symptoms disappeared, she actually showed her cute and beautiful side!
The Dragon Lady and Songstress Elizabeth Bathory really shocked Loki who has lived for hundreds of millions of years. How did she manage to keep changing her personality, one moment so cruel, the next so cute... .
"Ah...ah~~~ I really want to kiss the lovely Elizabeth and do breast enlargement exercises together!!"
"Hey hey hey... Cute Elizabeth, arrogant Elizabeth~~ She is just as cute as Bert~~"
"Me, cute??? Loki——!——! Tell me again! Believe it or not, I will kick your ass!?" Burt was lying on the sofa and almost choked to death at Loki's words before he stood up. , pretending to want to punch Loki on the head.
"Burt...Calm down, you have never seen Loki in this state before...After meeting a girl with unique and interesting interests, this god will become uneasy!"
Finn said helplessly, stopping Burt from beating Loki violently.
Aisi, Riveria's mother is very measured in her actions and will not send Loki back to heaven on the spot, but Burt, who is so angry, may not...
Fantasy carnival world.
"How bold... Now that you have your eyes on me, you still want to provoke other women!?" Gilgamesh said angrily, but the other Gilgamesh seemed to enjoy it... ..
All I can say is that, as expected of me, I have received great satisfaction from this interesting woman~~!
"It's a pity, it's a pity! You can't see a more interesting woman here, in this cafe in Fuyuki City, that petite, cute, blond girl, wearing a Gothic lolita maid outfit, exuding a majestic aura... I, who have already gone to the night market with her, can no longer look down on Hakuno Kishinami."
Gilgamesh missed the good times he had when he went to the night market with his maid Black Artoria a few days ago. He really wanted to see her put on that suit of clothes again and show her darkness to me and command me. .....!
"Gilgamesh, when did you become the person in charge of making complaints??? Isn't this the job of Kotomine Kirei?" Tohsaka Rin exclaimed.
She didn't expect that after Gilgamesh recognized Hakuno Kishinami, he would become so good at complaining... This guy should be transferred to the 'Complaint Class Gilgamesh'.
Moreover, she originally thought that Gilgamesh would stop Kishinami Hakuno from saving Elizabeth.
After all, didn’t this guy say it?I want to show Hakuno Kishinami the true power of AUO, let this guy see the power of the real king, the strongest servant.
Then there’s no need to crack Elizabeth’s SG, right? ?
Just go all the way. According to Tohsaka Rin's idea, Gilgamesh should take out EA's one-shot anti-world Noble Phantasm and destroy it directly at Sakura Labyrinth!
The Sakura Labyrinth created by BB is nothing more than a type of barrier, and it only appears in the world of Reiko Paradise. This is also inseparable from the concept of "enchantment".
The only reason why BB is so afraid of Gilgamesh is that he is afraid of the anti-realm treasure in this guy's hands, as well as the king's treasure that hides other mythical weapons.
It's a pity that Gilgamesh's King's Treasure does not contain a command spell, otherwise it would have greatly improved Hakuno Kishinami's current combat effectiveness.
26 Dragon Girl Cooking Studio, Poison Killing of Kishinami Hakuno Incident
The next day, Yuehaiyuan College.
Kishinami Hakuno received a letter from Elizabeth.
"To my dear little squirrel, Your Majesty. You sacrificed your life to save me in danger yesterday. I am really confused and don't understand what you want to do.
But I must give a corresponding gift in return so as not to lose the noble etiquette.
So to entertain you, I'm throwing a delicious ?food feast.
Please do not take one from the town to the fourteenth floor of the maze.
——Poison the idol Elizabeth. "
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”
"This is really endearing. The handwritten words are still good in the ancient style, although the embellished words are oozing with venom.
Master, it's time to show your manhood.Accept this invitation of courage and blessing with dignity and dignity! "
Gilgamesh didn't mind watching the excitement, but he wanted to see what kind of feast Elizabeth would prepare to entertain Kishinami Hakuno.
"You actually regard yourself as an outsider...!" If you hadn't said yes, you were already my sword!Hakuno Kishinami rolled his eyes and complained helplessly: "Besides, I am a woman, how should I show my masculinity!? This invitation is a trap prepared by Elizabeth... and it is also very classical. "
She decided to discuss it with everyone in the student union first, and was considering whether to go to the meeting. Anyway, she originally had to break through the 14th floor of Sakura Maze.
In the student union, after Rani and Tohsaka Rin heard the news, they decided to first use the surveillance device in the maze to see what kind of banquet Elizabeth had prepared, and then consider whether to let Hakuno Kishinami go there alone.
The surveillance camera showed Elizabeth and Matou Shinji standing in front of a rectangular, snow-white dining table that had nothing to do with the maze, arguing about something.
"So you, listen to me honestly! I can't leave this maze to you alone!"
"You're so noisy, you stinky rat! What more do you want me to expect from a coward who left the protagonist alone and ran away alone?" Elizabeth looked at Matou Shinji mockingly.
Sweat kept falling down Matou Shinji's angry cheeks, "That's - your fault! Who made you stay there all the time!? And Hakuno took away the SG..."
"Isn't this all because I left all the settings to you! Moreover, that battle lacked the idol-style gorgeousness, was sneaky, stingy and embarrassing, it was just like catching mice! So at this point, this time It will be an exclusive Elizabeth program planned by me!
The ratings will definitely explode——!No, it will take off like a dragon! "
Elizabeth waved her arms excitedly, expecting the little squirrel to show surprise and admire her.
"So, the super powerful opportunity you are considering is cooking??" Matou Shinji pointed to a red plate of spaghetti on the dining table that exuded an ominous atmosphere.
"That's right! When it comes to idols, it's a challenge project! When it comes to a challenge project, it's the dishes made by myself! I will use the charm spell on the dishes I made by myself to force the little squirrel to surrender!"
Elizabeth bent down and looked at the perfect dish she had made in ecstasy. The tip of the pink tail of the dragon's tail trembled at a high frequency. "She will kneel down with great emotion when the little squirrel cries because it eats something too delicious." On my pointer, begging me to let her eat more of this incredibly delicious food."
"Ah...what a seductive and beautiful scene..." Elizabeth's face showed a very intoxicating affection. She covered her cheeks with her white hands and swayed her body from side to side, like Kaguya Shinomiya who was victorious in love. Generally, "Maybe this doesn't quite fit the image of a public figure, but this is undoubtedly the best idol for tea time!"
"It's almost time that we don't need a dark queen who can put pressure on people to make such a dish. But...well..."
Matou Shinji stared at the plate of bright red lava-like food. Although there was no strange smell coming out, he still felt that this thing did not look like normal food. This kind of thing could really be called "delicious" "Cooking"?
He couldn't help but worry that after Kishinami Hakuno ate this, she would die suddenly on the spot. He didn't want to see anything happen to Kishinami Hakuno...
"Oh! Do you care so much about the work I tried to make? Although it is not made for you at all..." Elizabeth suddenly thought, why not first see what Shinji Matou will do after eating her perfect cooking? What kind of expression should you show~~~
"But... um, I'll give it to you out of mercy. What a greedy little mouse." Elizabeth pointed at the plate of pasta made with ostrich meat and urged: "Hurry up, hurry up Give it a try and tell me what you think.”
"Don't call me a mouse! Also, who wants to eat what you cook!?" Matou Shinji looked at the weird dish with disgust. I was just worried about whether Kisami would die from this dish. !
Moreover, I’m not worried about Kishinami Hakuno’s safety!
Kishinami, that guy can only be defeated by this genius, and he must not be defeated by others...!
"Although it looks like something like that, I will never eat it!" He refused.
Are you kidding me? When this genius lived on Earth, I had eaten all the delicacies on Earth. How could I be interested in the dishes made by the brainless Dragon Lady?
"Hehehe..." Elizabeth's eyes became cold and stern, she looked at Matou Shinji with a murderous look, pointed at the pasta she made, and said in a tone that could not be refused: "Give it to me! Don't eat it from me. Now I’ll cut you into slices and roast you!”
"My wife is so cruel!!"
This guy is serious...!She really wants to kill me!Matou Shinji remembered that Elizabeth had killed the first Master who summoned her, and also whipped Rin Tosaka. Elizabeth couldn't be better at killing the Master...
"I'll just eat it...I'll eat it!" He reluctantly sat on the chair, holding a knife and fork, looking at the plate of pasta that exuded an ominous smell, and swallowed his saliva.
The next moment, when the fork poked something red and lumpy, it had just entered Matou Shinji's throat.
“Uhhhhhhhh——!——!——!——”
Matou Shinji let out an extremely painful cry, as if he had been ripped open by a demon, and the tragic sight frightened the audience from all over the world.
He fell to the ground in great pain and kept vomiting. Colorful, mosaic-shaped objects sprayed on the floor...
After counting for 10 minutes, Matou Shinji regained consciousness and pointed at the mosaic of vomit on the ground.
"Wait a minute...Wait a minute, did I just have an epiphany about real cultural differences!? What I just ate was pan-fried chicken, right?? Then why do you add thorns to the meat?? Will it explode on its own!? Why can I still hear a wailing sound when chewing???"
His internal organs seemed to have been spinning in a washing machine for a long time, and he almost vomited out bile.
"Huh -?" Elizabeth said disapprovingly: "Isn't it normal to eat thorns? They are crunchy, sweet and very delicious."
"Are you normal!? The nutritional content of that thing is basically zero, okay!? If this kind of thing could be called food, Hungary would have been doomed long ago!! Apologize to the people of Budapest - !——!”
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[The long-lost challenge copy opens——!It’s called “Dragon Niang’s heavy love!”]
[The delicious dishes made by Elizabeth herself, the dishes infused with the love of the Dragon Lady, appear in the streets and alleys of all over the world. Even in the barren mountains and mountains, there is a shop of about 20 square meters that sells the mystery of Elizabeth's love dishes. shop.
Of course, these stores not only have the food made by Elizabeth, but also special guests from Fuyuki City!Mapo tofu, Mapo bibimbap, Mapo noodles, Mapo burger, Mapo pizza - exclusively made by Sichuan cuisine master Mr. Kotomine Kirei!
And the legendary dreamy drink - Mapo water! 】
[Those who eat Dragon Lady’s food and are willing to continue eating will receive Elizabeth Nero’s concert ticket.The more you eat, the higher your fan value for Elizabeth will be, and you may even have the chance to invite Elizabeth to help! 】
[This dragon lady looks cute and unreliable, but she is a genuine rare dragon species with extraordinary power. Although she is not the top heroic spirit, she is not a third-rate heroic spirit either. 】
Bless this wonderful world, season two.
In winter, Axel, there is heavy snowfall, and there are no monsters around the city.
Sato Kazuma, Aqua, and Megumin, who could not afford to eat and were still heavily in debt, stood hungrily at the door of Mapo Tofu Shop, hesitating.
"No matter...even if my stomach will explode. That's not bad, at least I won't be tortured by hunger anymore!!"
Sato Kazuma opened the store door and walked in with determination to die. The sight that greeted them stunned the three of them.
"Another bowl of mapo noodles, thank you!"
"Mapo bibimbap, Mapo fried chicken, Elizabeth Special BBQ, and one more!"
"It's unbelievable that there are free restaurants...why doesn't everyone come to eat?"
Wiz was wearing a black tulle outfit and was sitting at the bar. He lifted up the black hair beside his ear with his left hand. He pressed the snow-white pomelo on the table. He held the chopsticks in his right hand and kept sucking the noodles, making a slurping sound.
The way she eats noodles is too sexy. Fortunately, the customers in the store are all beautiful girls and acquaintances.
"Okay, it feels so comfortable...! It's so spicy, my tongue hurts, my body hurts, I'm still sweating, as if I'm being done something indescribable by a male orc... ...!
Ah...ah...!This is the first time I have experienced such a shameful and comfortable feeling in a dining place...! "
Darkness ordered the ultimate dragon's breath spiciness that can make people ascend to the sky on the spot and spit fire from the mouth, but she quite enjoyed it. She liked the feeling of being so spicy that her whole body ached, and her tongue gradually lost consciousness and became numb.
"Wiz... Darkness, Chris!? Why are you all here? Are you in poverty now and can't afford to eat?" Megumin said dumbfounded.
"D-Darkness!? What you are eating now...is this food that is as red as blood and makes your eyes hurt and shed tears just by looking at it? Is it so delicious??"
Aqua kept sneezing with tears in her eyes. Standing next to Darkness, she felt as if she was chopping onions and wiping her eyes with chili pepper.
But when she saw Darkness looking excited and happy, she couldn't help but want to try it.
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