Dimensional inventory, inventory of the top ten saviors

Fairy Lostbelt, parallel world.

"Okay, so powerful...! The holy sword exerted its true power and easily destroyed the scattered meteorites with one blow. If I were so powerful, I would definitely beat Nokenaria to tears. !”

Artoria Caster waved the Staff of Choice angrily.

Blushing, she couldn't help but think of the past again... Before the opening ceremony of the Fairy Beauty Contest, she was stripped naked by Nokenaria's subordinates, and she put on the dress chosen by Nokenaria and went out for the competition. The pain of failure is recalled.

"Really...you have to force me, a village girl, to wear that...that kind of clothes that don't suit me, and leave me with such shameful memories. But... ..Nokenaria, what is this guy doing recently? I seem to have heard from other fairies that the King's clan has made a lot of money selling chocolate in other worlds, and the chocolate castle has been transformed into a chocolate city? "

Arturia Caster couldn't help but want to go to where the King's Clan was. She wanted to buy the chocolate made by Nocnaria for free.

That thing that hates women with countless pink hearts flashing behind it will be free of charge if you don’t eat it.

"By the way... Do you want to go with me too?" Artoria Caster looked curiously at the man wearing armor who appeared beside her for no reason, Lancelot Berserker.

"AAAA——!"

Lancelot Berserker looked at the cute and cute Artoria Caster, but he didn't have any manic reaction at all. Instead, he nodded slightly as if he understood what Artoria Caster said.

His armor was covered with goblin blood. When he went crazy a few days ago, he accidentally slaughtered all the villages where Artoria Caster lived... He had such a bad temper~

He directly showed Artoria Caster a move, the spine sword, and pulled out the head of the goblin village along with the spine on the spot. With one sword strike, a goblin was killed on the spot by Artoria Caster. I fainted from fright.

"But, you have to calm down! Don't keep killing monsters and fairies...Those fairies just treat you as a rare human being...They want to catch you and take you back. They don't want to hurt you. But I just want to catch you." If you treat someone else as a pet or something, you deserve to be killed for this kind of behavior~" Arturia Caster seriously reminded Lancelot Berserker.

Lancelot Berserker touched the helmet on his head and nodded slightly. He would do things more neatly next time.

The witch world of Gundam Mercury.

"It's amazing... Even though they have human bodies, they can fire out the power of a space battleship's main gun salvo~~ If these people can fight wearing space suits in space, wouldn't they be more powerful than a space battleship? Much more. The advantage of us current space residents is that we can fight, move, and control mobile suits made with cutting-edge technology in space.

No matter how powerful these heroic spirits are alone, they can only fight on the surface of the planet. They are still too weak~~ They pose no threat to us at all. How can a mere meteorite that shatters the planet withstand the attack of a destructive weapon? .There is no special crusher for celestial bodies and meteorites. Even asteroids with a mass of tens of kilometers can be crushed. "

The inhabitants of the universe said proudly.

They still look down on the stupid earthlings who cannot leave the universe and can only struggle on the planet.

The chain of contempt in this world is the big financial groups - the residents of the universe - the people of the earth - the Mercury. Even if human civilization has developed to such achievements, the chain of discrimination still exists. People just live in different places and are separated by different places. The distance will lead to mutual contempt, and there will be no progress at all.

According to Attila's famous line - "Destroy it, there is no need for such a civilization!"

Sophie Prone looked at Emiya Archer and Artoria Alter who had finally exhausted their strength in living and eating with a smile, "What if I drove the "Devil" and appeared in this Shinjuku singularity~~ Can't we get rid of all these people? With such a slow speed and such a weak attack, we can't defeat the demons~~

However, we are all fellow earthlings, so of course I would not do such a thing~~"

"What about Chaldea, do you want Ritsuka Fujimaru to join our Anti-Cosmonaut organization? Let those stupid cosmonauts see the power of us earthlings~~ blow up all the colonial satellites of those cosmonauts!"

She has the potential to be a Zeon, and she would like to give those space people a set of Zeon tactics to live in, so that they can experience the joy of an amusement park.

fate, ubw, timeline.

"Whoa——! What, what's going on! Why, why did the idiot Shirou become more powerful after becoming a reverse heroic spirit!! Sure enough... It's still that weird weapon that I don't understand at all. Is it strong...?"

Rin Tosaka stared dumbfoundedly at Kuroemon Archer who destroyed the meteorite with a calm expression. If Kuromo Archer's poisonous tongue surpassed that of the Red Knight, then his strength also seemed to surpass him a little bit.

Moreover, as a reversal servant, your personality will change drastically.

"No... Shirou, the idiot, has indeed changed his personality after being reversed. When he saw that the place where Artoria Alter lived was so messy, he didn't even think about cleaning it up. This is too problematic. Shirou is absolutely He can't bear to see such a messy room, this is a habit that goes deep into his instinct."

Sure enough, Tohsaka Rin still prefers the red knight who is a housekeeping expert. It's great to have someone who can help with laundry, housework, etc.~~

She didn't know how much she could save every month in cleaning expenses.

Tohsaka's house has an area of ​​1000 square meters. Let Tosaka Rin clean it... She won't have to do anything else, just clean the room every day... And she can't operate a sweeping robot, and she doesn't know how to use a vacuum cleaner. Ignorant is a complete electrical fool.

Without the help of the red knight Emiya, it is really unimaginable that Shirou Emiya would have seen the famous scene of underwear, panties, and dirty socks all over the floor after entering Tohsaka Rin's room.

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"The commission is completed. Then I'll leave too." The Grotto King looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka calmly.

"Yes... I almost forgot to ask, who commissioned that?" Fujimaru Ritsuka couldn't help but curiously asked the Grotto King.

"Hmph... Let's leave aside Shakespeare as a Servant, but he has many fans as a playwright. Although I am surprised that the situation is more serious than I expected... It seems that even if you save Humanity, your path It will continue. In that case——"

"Then can I call you again to help?" Fujimaru Ritsuka said.

"Exactly. We will have a chance to meet again sooner or later." Dantès Edmond reminded Fujimaru Ritsuka, "My accomplice, never forget it. No matter how unreasonable karma you encounter, you will not do it. Surrender! Call my name!

As long as you do this, I will definitely rush to your side!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! "

"Goodbye, Grotto King! Thank you for coming all the way to help us." Fujimaru Ritsuka waved her arms to the Grotto King.

"...The noisy guys have completely disappeared. It's really unbearable." Jeanne Alter leaned against the stone pillar and said gracefully. She looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka unnaturally and felt the surroundings... .

Now that there is no magic power around, the cold-blooded woman should have disappeared together with the dark-skinned man...?

Right now, in Shinjuku... Master and I are the only ones here! ?How could things turn into... such a great situation.

"Miss Jeanne, it's great that you can survive. Thank you again... It must be difficult to hold off the Wolf King alone. Thank you for being willing to help me like this." Fujimaru Ritsuka said sincerely Thanks to Joan of Arc Alter.

"...Can you not say such strange things during this separation!? Really...you always do this, of course I don't care at all!" Jeanne d'Arc Alter's pretty face Slightly red, her whole body was stunned in place. Fujimaru Ritsuka's sincere eyes and warm and bright smile penetrated Jeanne Alter's heart like a holy sword, directly disrupting her thinking and disrupting her original thoughts. things to do.

"The so-called Servants are those who accept death as a normal phenomenon. If you regret each death, it will be like holding a funeral every day."

"I agree with this view of life and death." Suddenly, Kuroe Palace appeared behind Fujimaru Ritsuka, "Master of Chaldea, you are too influenced by kindness."

"..." Jeanne Alter glared at Black Guard Palace in annoyance, her starry eyes burning with anger, the atmosphere was finally in such a difficult state...!This idiot who can't read the air, since this guy hasn't disappeared yet... "Can you please stop interrupting suddenly. This idiot who can't read the air, why not feed it to the dog over there? By the way, that one How is the King of Idiots doing?"

"If you die after colliding with a meteorite, you really deserve it." She had a beautiful expression on her face, pretending not to care.

"If we're talking about the Knight King, she said she had a place she wanted to go back to before she was eliminated, so she left on the armored cavalry Alter." Black Guard Archer smiled and said, "What do you mean by saying 'I won't say goodbye, but we will see you again. ’.”

"Ah... I want to go back to the place," Jeanne d'Arc Alter rolled her eyes in a playful manner. She knew that the dog-loving queen must have gone to find Cavas II.

"Well, I hope she can find Kavas II..." Fujimaru Ritsuka said regretfully, but unfortunately... Kavas II is a life form at the Shinjuku Singularity, and it cannot be with Artoria. ·Alter leaves together...

"That's why I say that a British woman who doesn't even know the word etiquette is useless!" Huh, it's really too much to not come to say goodbye to me at the end, Joan of Arc Alter said with dissatisfaction.

Hearing this, Archer of the Black Guard subconsciously mocked Jeanne Alter and said, "Haha... I didn't expect you to know etiquette, wouldn't you find it difficult to say this, little peasant girl?"

"It's a pity. I am different from you. In front of me is the Saint of France and the Marshal of France!! I have met the king more times than you have ever had a girlfriend!"

"Well, then I'll take my leave. By the way, Master of Chaldea. Your instructions are quite accurate. The next time you are summoned, if we are not hostile to each other, I will still be willing to help you. Of course, I will not I will work for free." After finishing speaking, Kuro Emiya Shirou disappeared completely and went back to rest contentedly, hoping that this vacation could be longer.

"That's just an ordinary mercenary. Ah~, but he didn't mention the price, so it's pretty good. What a dishonest and arrogant man." Joan of Arc Alter complained.

At this moment, after carefully confirming that no one was around, she slowly walked towards Fujimaru Ritsuka.

Suddenly, Mashu jumped out and said to Fujimaru Ritsuka: "Preparations for the transfer of souls are complete. Then senior also——"

The sound of electric current suddenly sounded, and Mashu's head disappeared.

"Matthew——!?"

Jeanne Alter's pretty face turned slightly red, her heart beating rapidly in her chest, and she said frankly: "Don't worry, that's what I did."

"Ah——?" Fujimaru Ritsuka looked at Jeanne Alter blankly.

"...You look like you want to ask why. Ah~, it's so annoying!" Looking at the clumsy and slow savior, Joan of Arc Alter reached out her hand angrily and urged: "Come on, come here quickly! It's quite good. Keep your chest up, hurry up!”

Although I don’t know what Jeanne d’Arc is going to do, I’d better just follow it now. Fujimaru Ritsuka stood in front of Jeanne d’Arc Alter in compliance with her instructions.

"Yes, that's fine. Wait for me...! Close your eyes!"

When Fujimaru Ritsuka closed her eyes, Jeanne Alter quickly took off her jet black armor shyly and quickly checked whether the dress on her body was damaged.

"Okay, open your eyes~~Dang-dang-dang--!"

Jeanne Alter invited Fujimaru Ritsuka with her signature Black Jeanne appearance and arrogant smile, "Then let's dance, Master."

"Dancing?" Fujimaru Ritsuka said cutely.

His stupid look made the audience from all over the world furious, and they wished they could use RPG to open up Fujimaru Ritsuka's head.

Fujimaru Ritsuka's stupid look made Jeanne Alter yell angrily: "Dance~!! It's ballroom dancing, ballroom dancing. Think about it, you danced with that idiot king before the battle with Assassin in Shinjuku that!!"""

"Isn't this so unfair!? Or what do you mean? You would rather dance with the king than with the village girl!?"

She spoke very fast, and her fingers wearing black silk gloves kept poking Fujimaru Ritsuka's chest with force, pouting, and the curvature of the corners of her mouth could have hung a 500 kilogram aerial bomb.

"...Dance!? Of course, I didn't do it because I wanted to dance with you. I just don't want to lose to the idiot king and the cold-blooded woman. Do you understand what I mean? So, now you Are you going to jump? -!——!!" Joan of Arc Alter urged impatiently.

"I can jump...but I can't. I'll trouble you next, Miss Joan of Arc."

Fujimaru Ritsuka kept nodding, holding Jeanne Alter's hand, breathing slowly, and letting her body relax.

"That's it, then hurry up. You lead the dance, lead the dance! Since it's your first time and you don't know how to dance yet, you have to dance even more!" Joan of Arc Alter urged.

Fujimaru Ritsuka awkwardly moved forward, placing her right hand unnaturally on Jeanne Alter's soft, slender waist. She was wearing a backless dress, and Fujimaru Ritsuka could feel the astonishing tenderness of the snow-white skin under her fingers. .

After getting close to Jeanne d'Arc Alter, a special floral fragrance rushed into the tip of her nose. Fujimaru Ritsuka subconsciously praised: "Jeanne d'Arc, you smell very good."

"Hmm! -" Joan of Arc Alter's pretty face was hot, and her ears were hot and red, "Really, you are too confused about the style. You are saying this at this time...it smells very good, etc. You, you, you are too close——! Don’t smell my scent randomly!! You pervert!!”

"Well... dancing is like this." Fujimaru Ritsuka said awkwardly. It turns out that Jeanne d'Arc and Alter can't dance either, so these are two dancing novices competing against each other.

"Is this all the way to dance?" Joan of Arc Alter had no choice but to hug Fujimaru Ritsuka's shoulders arrogantly, "Well, I understand!"

Soon, the two jumped up awkwardly, their movements were stiff, stepping on each other's feet from time to time, and bumping into each other from time to time, which was very funny.

But this funny dance made Joan of Arc Alter feel pretty good. It turned out that it was so wonderful to not be able to dance... She could also just fall on her partner openly and rub herself against him...

Cough cough cough!I definitely didn't care. I was just curious about why the Master didn't smell of sweat after fighting for so long. I was just curious about this.

After counting for 10 minutes, Joan of Arc Alter could no longer hold back her heart that was beating violently. The joy of her harvest had reached 10 years, and she was afraid that she would explode if it continued.

She quickly let go of Fujimaru Ritsuka's hand, scratched her cheek with her right hand, and showed a bright smile on her face. "Cold-blooded woman, it's a pity that you are not here~~ Otherwise, I will make you jealous to death!"

"Okay, that makes me equal to that guy. He deserves it."

"Do you want to dance to fight against Artoria Alter?" Fujimaru Ritsuka said embarrassedly. He just bumped into Jeanne d'Arc Alter more than once. If Kiyohime sees this, Fujimaru Ritsuka will be cremated. Bookings are now open for business.

"Idiot, of course not. You are so stupid. Of course you dance because you want to." Joan of Arc Alter said matter-of-factly.

"Oh...that's it." Fujimaru Ritsuka looked at Jeanne Alter's funny and cute appearance and couldn't help but laugh out loud. Seeing the contrast between cute and arrogant saint, no one can stand up to this. Stay!

"What are you doing? You have a bad smile on your face. Be careful, I'll burn you to death." Jeanne Alter crossed her arms with satisfaction, "Well, that's about it. I'm satisfied. I'm about to disappear too."

"..." Suddenly, Joan of Arc Alter looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka in silence. Next time...will I have a chance to appear in Chaldea next time?Shouldn't it be that this is the only chance I have to appear in the world?

Then in the future, there will be opportunities for cold-blooded women to appear, and the frequency will be much, much higher than mine...!

After all, there are blue ones, red ones, idol series ones, and all kinds of weird Artoria in Chaldea.

But in order to prevent Fujimaru Ritsuka from seeing her sad look, Jeanne Alter changed the subject and said: "Well, goodbye. Before we meet again next time, I will practice again. So you also have to——"

"Well, I will also take time to practice! Goodbye, Miss Jeanne." Fujimaru Ritsuka said.

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Shinjuku singularity.

"Hehe~~ Now that the problem has been solved, combined with Chaldea's newly developed technique~~ Arturia Alter can take your Kavas II directly back to Chaldea~! Ahem, Mr. Moriarty, if what you say in the future is valid now. We in Chaldea still welcome you. Did you choose to come here now~~

Or should I give you some time to prepare mentally?However, if you don't come here now, you don't know how long it will take to be successfully summoned. "

Leonardo da Vinci showed a bright smile on his face and rubbed his hands excitedly. This time he added a few more reliable combat powers. Even if there were new special points created by the Demon God Pillar later, Jia Ledi is also fully prepared~

She has perfected the anti-spirit summoning countermeasures and will never let Fujimaru Ritsuka encounter the dangerous situation like the opening scene again.

"Okay, I admit, I agree with what my future self said. Please give me more advice, Master of Chaldea, if you are still willing to believe me," Moriarty said.

"Well~~ Now that we have the help of Holmes and Moriarty, Chaldea is going to establish an eighth department~~ In order to deal with crimes against human nature initiated by a certain existence in the future - Chaldea Criminal Psychology Countermeasures Class~!" Leonardo da Vinci announced happily.

Fujimaru Ritsuka smiled and extended his hand to Moriarty, "Please give me some advice, Mr. Moriarty, Chief of the Chaldea Criminal Psychology Countermeasures Section."

"Hey, hey——!!? It seems like you haven't mentioned my name since just now!?!? What... You, your Chaldea only allows kings and criminals to go, not me. A place where village girls go!?!?! Are you the heroic spirits who discriminate against France...?"

Jeanne Alter grabbed Fujimaru Ritsuka's arm anxiously and asked angrily.

"Ah, sorry, sorry~~" Da Vinci stuck out his tongue, "Because I subconsciously thought that you would definitely come to Chaldea, so I didn't mention your name. That...could it be Don’t you actually want to come?”

"Miss Jeanne, I need your strength... Please come back to Chaldea with me." Fujimaru Ritsuka looked at Jeanne Alter sincerely.

"Hmph... So I don't like the majestic and upright place like Chaldea, but if you insist on letting me come... then I will reluctantly come to help you with magnanimity~ After all, like me It’s rare to see such a reliable heroic spirit~~”

Hearing this, Joan of Arc Alter showed an easy smile on her face and folded her arms.

Kobayashi's Dragon Maid Timeline.

"Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin~~! Let's dance too, I really want to dance with Xiao Lin!"

Looking at the dancing Jeanne d'Arc Alter, Artoria Alter, and Fujimaru Ritsuka, Thor couldn't help but feel envious. She couldn't help but remember that she and Xiaolin had been together for so long...