Dimensional inventory, inventory of the top ten saviors

See you later, Master!Hope you have a wonderful Valentine’s Day. "

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fate, ubw timeline.

A warm smile appeared on Artoria's face, "Irisviel...it's great that you can live so happily in Chaldea. I'm really sorry for not being able to protect you."

She felt guilty towards Irisviel. She had not been able to fulfill her promise to Irisviel...

It's a pity that she can't communicate with Hercules Berserker, otherwise she will definitely kill Irisviel's magicians, let Illya inherit the inheritance, and then use the power of that huge asset to change the short life of her android .

"Mom, mom——! Wow, it's the chocolate made by my mother. Wow, I'm so envious. Chaldea's big brother is so happy..."

Illya looked at the picture with great envy. She was not greedy, she just wanted to cuddle up in Irisviel's arms and act coquettishly, and eat chocolate cake with her mother.

Hmmmm, I want to go to Chaldea too, I have to find a way to get to Chaldea...!I can't let another Illya take away my mother's love from me.

"Illya, can I make you a chocolate cake too? Fruit-flavored one~~"

Emiya Shirou said softly, he stood up and walked to the supermarket with the housekeeper's shopping bag.

"Yeah, Shirou~~~ I like you the most - I like to eat mangoes and pineapples! And don't forget the latest issue of JUMP!!"

Looking at her caring brother, Illya immediately put the unpleasant things behind her and happily looked forward to the delicious cake Shirou made for her.

"Hey hey...this is actually not a bad thing! When Shirou sees his lost and lovely sister, he must want to comfort him, so can't I sleep with Shirou openly tonight?

Wow——!Long live, long live——!Chocolate cake, listening to Shirou telling me stories at night, and going to the amusement park to see giant pandas on the weekend! "

she said with great joy.

This month, everyone will let the lovely Illya fulfill all her wishes. Of course, except for taking away Shirou's virginity, requests such as the first kiss will not be passed.

"Ah...~~Every time I see Illya's mother, I am so envious. This snow-white and delicate skin, this gentle and lovely appearance. She is lovable no matter where she appears." Fujimura Dahe was envious. He looked at the snow-white beauty Irisviel.

Why, her image in Chaldea is actually a very greedy leopard wearing pajamas! ?

This is the first time she has heard of the leopard god. What the hell is that? Shouldn't it be Shen Gongbao Fujimura Taiga from Kyushu mythology? ?

fate, zero.

Emiya Kiritsugu looked at his beautiful wife, her bright smile, and her happy life in Chaldea in the future. He was very happy...whether this was Irisviel from another timeline, or he didn't recognize it. of Irisviel.

As long as it is Irisviel, he hopes that the other person can be happy and live happily...

Thank you, Fujimaru Ritsuka, for letting Irisviel... live a peaceful life here.

Fujimaru Ritsuka did not take Irisviel on missions or conquer any dangerous places. Irisviel's responsibility was to shuttle between Chaldea's kitchens and comfort those Chaldean staff who needed help. .

"Well...although this outfit is quite shameful...but it is actually my daily casual clothes in Chaldea..."

Irisviel looked shyly at herself wearing the Heavenly Clothes. Her dressing style was very conservative, and only her husband could see the white snow on her chest!

The world of love games is very unfriendly to passerby characters.

Princess Milenu looked enviously at Irisviel, who was also a married woman and had always maintained her youthful and beautiful appearance.

She looked at her aging self in the mirror and sighed heavily, "Eh..."

"Princess, don't sigh. A beautiful woman will become less beautiful when she sighs. A smile is what suits you best~"

"Here, Leon-san——!——!——! You, why are you on the other side of the window!?"

Leon opened the window, rolled in, and quickly walked towards Princess Milenu who looked at him in surprise. He hugged her into his arms and said lovingly:

"Of course I'm here to see my beautiful and lovely Milianu~~ I was afraid of being seen by your son when I walked through the front door, so I had no choice but to climb through the window."

"What are you talking about! I am a princess, I have a husband...don't, don't be so excessive to me..."

Princess Miliannu blushed with embarrassment and turned her head away, not daring to look at Leon's hot gaze on her.

Hearing the words, Leon leaned down as if he was possessed by the blessing of good governance, and his words turned into practical actions to block Miliannu's red lips.

"Boom!"

After a few minutes.

"It's too much. How could Mr. Lyon do this to me..."

"But your lips didn't stop me~~Which one should I believe, your lips or what you say?"

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As far as the eye can see, the blue sea appears on the screen.

A little angel wearing a cute swimsuit also appeared. She happily looked at the blue sea and smelled the unique smell of the sea breeze, "It's the sea——!——!——!——!"

"It's the sea——!——!" Fujimaru Ritsuka shouted happily.

"The sea——!"

Illya, Fujimaru Ritsuka shouted excitedly as she jumped up and down the beach. After experiencing the hellish life of frantically brushing activity books for half a month, she finally got a rare break.

"Illya has always wanted to come to the beach. It's great to be able to come together."

Fujimaru Ritsuka smiled and looked at the cute Illya. This cute, cute little sister is a beautiful heroic spirit. She is awesome in every sense of the word!

"Well!! Although the lake is nice, but when it comes to summer, you still can't live without the sea! My new swimsuit expresses my intention to have fun throughout the summer... .!”

Illya smiled evilly and pointed at Fujimaru Ritsuka, "I won't let you sleep tonight, Fujimaru Oni-chan~!~!"

"For example, heaping sand, splitting watermelon, floating in a swimming ring, chasing and escaping on the edge of the waves (slow motion), etc... The list of things I want to do has been written in the summer vacation memo, please read them all!"

She handed Fujimaru Ritsuka a palm-sized notebook with Illya's wish list written on it.

"Okay, what a thick memo... You must be very serious when playing. As expected of Illya." Fujimaru Ritsuka smiled.

"Come on, come on, Fujimaru Ritsuka, big brother~~ Come on, come on! Come and catch me~~~!" Illya smiled happily, running on the wet sand with her smooth little feet, like silver bells The laughter echoed along the seaside, "Catch me and let you have a hey hey~?~"

"Pfft! What are you talking about? Forget it, this is something that cannot be discussed in detail. Here I come, Illya!"

Fujimaru Ritsuka gave up thinking and started chasing Illya who was running in front.

"Ahahahaha..."

"Uh heh heh heh...!"

Boys and girls played until nightfall, when the Night Goddess cast her veil over the harbor business district.

In the building not far away, Irisviel, Emiya Kiritsugu and Assassin were holding telescopes and looking at the lovely Illya with a smile. All three of them were the most precious to Illya.

Only Hercules Archer and Emiya Archer could clearly see the sweet smile on Illya's face without a telescope.

"Uh-ha——!" In the restaurant where they were eating, Illya leaned back on the chair without any image, took a sip of cool juice, and made a comfortable sound, "I had a lot of fun... I was so thorough that I couldn't fault it. "

"It was supposed to be... a romantic pursuit and escape game, but I couldn't help but become serious. It seemed like my endurance had run away during intensive training..." She blushed, she messed up this matter. .....!

The distance in the romantic chase and escape game was a bit...a bit long. She and Fujimaru Ritsuka only ran for dozens of kilometers. It was almost a marathon. If it weren't for Fujimaru Ritsuka's physical fitness He has become very strong under the training of Kajie, Li Shuwen, Scathach and others, and he will not be able to withstand such a long romantic pursuit.

"I'm hungry... Let's have something to eat, Illya." Fujimaru Ritsuka held the menu and looked at the familiar notes on the menu, as well as wearing a red T-shirt and holding a spatula in the kitchen. white-haired man.

"Ah~, I agree~! In fact, my stomach is also very hungry... Is it because of this spiritual power?? My stomach seems to be more hungry than usual... But no matter how much the servant eats, he will not get fat, so you can rest assured. La! I’m very relieved!” Illya said happily.

Her fingers clicked on the menu like an afterimage.

"I've kept you waiting~. It's curry rice and fried noodles~." Ruby dressed in a store clerk's clothes, pretending to be a store clerk here, came over with the dishes.

"Wow~, it looks so delicious! Of course you can't live without this when talking about the beach~. Although I don't know the reason."

"It won't be too late... I'm getting started~! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gonna, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooov, thing..." Illya took the chopsticks and started eating the fried noodles. The satisfying aroma of soy sauce shredded pork noodles, the elastic and chewy noodles. , makes people satisfied.

The next moment, Fujimaru Ritsuka and Illya showed painful expressions on their faces, as if there was a fatal problem with the seasoning of these dishes.

Illya let out a cry of pain, her whole body was shaking in discomfort, her face was pale, and the thick chocolate-sweet fried noodles made her taste overwhelming, making her feel like she was about to die.

"This... this is..." Fujimaru Ritsuka took a swig of ice water to wash away the sweet taste in his mouth. He picked up the curry rice in front of him and was stunned: "This The taste is...!?”

"It's so sweet——!——!——!——!" Illya screamed. She couldn't understand why the seemingly normal fried noodles tasted like chocolate or super sweet.

"Why...why!? It looks like it's just ordinary fried noodles..." She looked at the soy sauce-like sauce on the fried noodles with collapse, "It's not sauce but chocolate!?"

"Coffee, curry too... the sauce is made of chocolate... explosive sweet curry rice..." Fujimaru Ritsuka coughed painfully, the sweetness can already make people feel sick. Diabetes.

He felt that something was very wrong with this store. It was obvious that the figure of that man was in the kitchen, but why was this dish such a nightmare?

"This... this is a blasphemy against food...!? What on earth is going on in this store!? Chef~~~! Call the chef here~~~!"

Illya kept shouting in pain to the kitchen. This nightmare cooking ruined her happy mood.

"Oh, what's wrong with this guest?"

"What's wrong... This food is too weird!" Illya pointed frantically at the two nightmare chocolate dishes on the table, "Why are all the dishes covered in chocolate!? I just realized it now. , the drink is also chocolate!? Carbonated drink!!”

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," the clerk looked at Illya with a smile, "...but is this your fault, the customer, right?"

"Ha——???" Illya was shocked. Is it my fault?Why is it my fault?

"I mean, who is the weird one? Even if you scream about the sea! But you also have to consider the season. It's February, February. Just because there are no beach activities in summer, I want to take advantage of this It’s too superficial to think that we can do this event by chance~~.”

"Hey, wait a minute... wait a minute...!?" This familiar voice, this... Illya looked at the clerk in front of her in disbelief, "This tone is...!? "

"This inexplicably beautiful voice is... Kurenai——" Fujimaru Ritsuka exclaimed.

"Of course, it's me~~" Ruby released the transformation, and its current form is a talking red water pipe.

"As expected, it's a ruby!! Why... why would you do such a thing...!?" Illya asked frantically. The beautiful memories between her and her big brother were ruined by this guy in one fell swoop!

"Didn't I tell you to think about the season!! It's Valentine's Day now, Valentine's Day! What do you think of this event? You said "There is a sweet feeling...!" and ran over in high spirits. Fujimaru Ritsuka is so pitiful!

And you actually forgot about your duties on Valentine’s Day and played until you got dizzy!Miss Illya, you are so complacent! !Summer is addictive! ! "

Ruby scolded Ilia furiously. What she wanted to see was a sweet Valentine's Day chocolate scene, not a summer outing!

"Why do I feel like the fact that summer is in my mind is all caused by Ruby... But forget it, let's not talk about it for now." Illya pouted and retorted dissatisfiedly to Ruby's words, "But... ..I didn’t forget!! I made chocolates for Brother Fujimaru Ritsuka!”

"I planned to give this as a gift... as a thank you gift for playing with me for a day today." She shyly took out the honmei chocolate she made and handed it to Fujimaru Ritsuka, "Then... that! Please accept this, big brother Fujimaru Ritsuka! "

"Thank you!~!"

"...You're bringing chocolate." Magic Ruby looked at Illya in surprise, not losing her chain, but realizing she was awake.

"Hehehe...!" Illya put her hands on her hips and smiled proudly, "I'm very good at this, Ruby. I put chocolates in my backpack."

"I see~. I didn't forget to put the chocolate in my bag and play in the scorching sun~" Magic Ruby suppressed a smile.

"That's right, it's been under the scorching sun all day today..." Illya said to herself. She was proud of her wit and preparation in advance, but when she heard the magic ruby.

She was stunned on the spot, her mouth wide open, sweat dripping down her cheeks, "Ah..."

Fujimaru Ritsuka opened the lid of the chocolate and saw that the chocolate made by Illya had lost its shape and had turned into chocolate soup.

"Wow——!——! Everything melted!?" Illya screamed in pain. Is the chocolate she had worked so hard and spent a long time making in her spare time just like this?

"It's over, it's over, the colorful, marbled liquid is swaying in the box~" Magic Ruby said.

"How...how could this happen...I didn't even realize this common sense..." Illya rolled her eyes, with a look as if she had been spoiled, and said with loss and pain: "Completely arrogant ghost summer poisoning" Lost my mind..."

She lowered her head in despair and lay on the table. She had been looking forward to Valentine's Day for more than a year...but now it was all in vain.

Looking at the disappointed Illya, Fujimaru Ritsuka comforted her gently: "It doesn't matter, Perseverance, I have received your thoughts, and this is not inedible. Just think of it as a South American-style chocolate drink~"

He was going to drink the overly sweet chocolate soup directly into his stomach in one gulp.

"No... no!! I don't want Brother Fujimaru Ritsuka to eat something in this state!" Illya panicked and grabbed the chocolate that had turned into soup in Fujimaru Ritsuka's hand, "Give it back to me first!!"

"The chocolate was taken away..." Fujimaru Ritsuka said regretfully: "It's okay, it really doesn't matter."

"That...that...um..." I, what should I do, what should I, Ilia, do when faced with the current problem, Ilia racked her brains to think.

"Right! To put it simply, just freeze it until it solidifies..." She looked at the magic ruby ​​longingly, "Ruby! Can't dry ice spray out of the water spray pipe!?"

"This is unlikely. Solids cannot be sprayed out." Magic Ruby said.

"It really doesn't work..." Illya lowered her head with tears in her eyes, looking at the liquid chocolate in her hand with disappointment. It was all gone... It was all gone, and even the chance to come back to life was gone.

"But liquid nitrogen can be sprayed out."

"Is it okay!? Well, well, that's okay too!!!" Illya looked at the magic ruby ​​in surprise. She excitedly held the chocolate and pointed it at the water pipe. Magic power appeared on her small hands, and the magic power protected her skin from damage. The damage caused by liquid nitrogen, "It's very dangerous, Fujimaru Ritsuka, big brother, stay away!!"

"Okay...let's begin, Ruby! Eh-!-!"

She kept the chocolate syrup still in the air, rotated her body half a circle, and pointed the red magic water pipe at the liquid chocolate, "Then turn around immediately! (The interval is only 0.25 seconds.)"

The next moment, Illya transformed into a new form wearing a bikini, a transparent cat raincoat, and holding a magic liquid nitrogen sprayer. She raised her gun and pointed it at the liquid chocolate that had not fallen to the ground. "Raise your aim, and then Spray!! [The interval is only 0.12 seconds.]"