Ishtar kept laughing, so much so that she rolled around on the cold stone surface.
"What, the love-brained goddess was actually laughed at by the beast of disaster~~ It's really hilarious, puff~~! How could such a funny thing happen!"
Her wise laughter echoed in the underworld, which immediately made Ereshkigal blush with shame, moaning non-stop, and dozens of angry hash marks appeared on the nervous Ereshkigal's forehead.
"Ohhhhhhhh--!!"
Boom———! !
The blue thunder exploded east of Fujimaru Ritsuka's head, and the thunder hit Ishtar who was laughing wildly, getting carried away and forgetting everything.
"Eaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...!" Ishtar breathed out black smoke, rolled his eyes, and fainted on the ground. All the divine power in his body was dissipating. .
The stone door that must be passed through to the depths of the underworld kept ringing with Ereshkigal's angry and panicked cries.
"I, I will appear in Chaldea in the future...!? H-how is this possible...! How can I, I, I, I, make chocolates for humans with my own hands, and still feel so happy! I obviously hate these humans the most...especially Fujimaru Ritsuka who helped Uruk."
Ereshkigal was lying on the red sofa, waving the pillow in his hand in shame and anger, and rolling on the sofa at high speed, his face was red, and he was extremely embarrassed and angry.
"I don’t know how much time I spent researching in order to give chocolate to a human being. I said it only took a month, but that must be a lie. Of course I know myself best... I'm sure, I'm sure if I study alone in the underworld day and night, half of the underworld will be filled with failed works, right?
It's over... Now it's all over. My majesty as a goddess... I don't have the courage, I don't even dare to face these people who have appeared in the underworld... .
Could it be... Fujimaru Ritsuka expected that this kind of thing would happen, so she came here at this time? Could it be... to see how embarrassed I am! ?
A gloomy goddess like me... knows how to make chocolate and so on, and the chocolate will be contaminated with the power to make people gloomy. Fujimaru must not have the heart to refuse... so he is lying to me! ? "
Ereshkigal held his cheeks in his hands and squatted in the corner. The more he thought about it, the more likely it was, and the more he thought about it, the more he became autistic.
"STOP!"
Suddenly, a mysterious voice sounded, and Ereshkigal immediately stopped his crazy movements.
"There is no such thing as chocolate that can make you gloomy. Chocolate made with all your heart, a combination of emotions and wishes, does not have that kind of power, Ereshkigal."
Golden light shone in front of Ereshkigal.
The next moment, a golden-yellow, fluffy sheep appeared in front of Ereshkigal, "In that sleepless night, I was counting the glorious sheep that shattered your dreams. Yes, I am Du Muz.”
"Good evening, Ereshkigal. You seem to have encountered the most troublesome problem in your life now?"
"Dumuz!?" Ereshkigal looked at the old acquaintance in front of him in panic, "You...you saw everything?? Did you hear what I just said to myself? "
"That's right. Read it from beginning to end, clearly, without missing a word."
"Wow wow wow——!——!" Ereshkigal rushed directly to the golden sheep, rubbing the fluffy golden wool with both hands frequently, "Wow wow wow——!!"
"It's okay, it doesn't matter. What you lack now is the crucial courage~ and the skills to face your true heart and not to think about your own problems." Dumuzi said: "First of all, you have clearly understood from other perspectives I saw many things that Fujimaru Ritsuka went through.
Your understanding of the last Master in the history of pan-humanity should be at a very high and thorough level, right?
Moreover, as long as the food is made with great efforts, there will be problems, even if it is filled with poison, or if people eat it, they will spit rainbows out of their mouths and their souls will leave their bodies.The other party will accept it and taste it carefully.
If Fujimaru Ritsuka was a duplicitous human magician who did one thing in front of others and did another behind the scenes, how could he be recognized by so many heroic spirits? "
"Hmm... Well, that makes sense. Fujimaru wouldn't do what the shameless magician Merlin did. This guy has never made fun of anyone so far, and... what he hates the most is Laughing at people who work hard..."
Hearing this, Ereshkigal couldn't help but think of how angry Fujimaru Ritsuka was when Leif laughed at Jason at the third singularity. At that time, Fujimaru Ritsuka made Ereshkigal's eyes light up. .
"Then, what should I do now!? Fujimaru Ritsuka and the others are coming down soon! I, I, I have to maintain my dignity as the mistress of the underworld, right?? Wow wow wow—! What should I do, what should I do, Dumuzi, Dumuzi!"
"Calm down, relax and face it. You are the majestic and cruel mistress of the underworld. Even if you are the one who wants to give chocolates in the future, you must not waver in any way~~ Show your truest side bravely. Then... ...I have finished what I should say, goodbye~~"
With a whoosh, Dumuzi turned into a golden meteor and disappeared in front of Ereshkigal.
"嚯嚯hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha What I have done... I have approved this intention!!
Love in the underworld, great deeds that shocked the gods, Fujimaru...you are worthy of being a human being who can make me say "Hoohohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" "
Gilgamesh kept laughing, and the joyful king's laughter echoed in the underworld.
Gilgamesh said calmly: "No one can laugh at the chocolate you put your heart and soul into, and no one can laugh at the feeling born in your chest, as hot as the sun. There is no need to be shy, no need to panic, of course you are like a girl now It's normal for you to be shy, and it's normal to be shy."
He was not struck by lightning or punished by the mistress of the underworld.
Fantasy carnival world.
"My sister is so cute~~ She has turned into a gloomy, arrogant, hot-tempered goddess on the outside~! This is really, this is really incredible." Sakura Matou said darkly, but her face Maintaining a bright smile, he was ecstatic in his heart.
Great~~~Sakura scored a point!
The goddess who relies on me is the goddess of love, Parvati. She is a kind goddess who will not cause trouble to anyone~~ and she has inherited all my advantages.
Although there is a little problem with the size of the complimentary chocolate, it is not a problem.
Sister is really~~ Even after becoming a goddess, she still likes to cause trouble for others. She is really a troublesome sister that makes people worry.
"Hmph...I, I...! Wow, why am I being relied upon by the gloomy goddess of the underworld? -!? Can just this level of happiness make you fall... ...? You are too easily satisfied and too easy to get rid of, right? Isn’t it best to get rid of the new Jeanne d’Arc Alter!?”
Tohsaka Rin said frantically.
This was completely different from how she imagined she would appear on stage. The difference was too... too big.
But it doesn’t matter...the goddess Ereshkigal is the mistress of the underworld. She is an invincible deity in the underworld and one of the most powerful goddesses in Sumerian mythology.
And, and... she hasn't done anything outrageous even in fairy tales!
Yes, Ereshkigal is the top student among goddesses. In those days when all the gods liked to cause trouble for others, she was the top student goddess who never caused trouble for others.
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"Oh. Hello, big brother. Today is a good day, and your luck seems to be good. If you plan to take a walk in Chaldea or use the simulation device, I would like to accompany you. Fortunately, I have nothing to do now. Things need to be done.”
The young Gilgamesh followed Fujimaru Ritsuka happily.
"Yeah, yeah, I do have something to ask you!" Fujimaru Ritsuka happily looked at the young Gilgamesh, the richest heroic spirit in Chaldea.
"Oops? Those words just now were just meant for greetings...but your expression seems to be particularly serious." Youjier looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka in surprise, "...That's rude of me.
Please tell me why you are here.I will listen carefully. "
"Please accept my chocolate——!" Fujimaru Ritsuka happily handed the chocolate to young Jill. This was a gesture of gratitude for asking Jill to borrow money on weekdays!
What is the most difficult thing in the world is borrowing money... There is someone who is willing to lend you money without even asking for interest... It is extremely precious and unparalleled. Please cherish such a person. The other party~!
"This is... - Ah, that's it. It's chocolate. It's Valentine's Day after all." Young Gil happily held the chocolate, his pretty face flushed slightly. This was the first time he received such a gift as chocolate, " How could I forget such an important day? Thank you very much, I will accept it.
But the portion is quite sufficient.I probably can't finish it by myself.So if other people...like nursery rhymes or Jack envy me, can I share it with them? "
"Of course~~! If it's not enough, I'll make some more for you."
Fujimaru Ritsuka rolled up her sleeves and said enthusiastically.
"...To answer without hesitation, this is really...but it seems that I am too superficial with bad intentions...But he is indeed my master. He is so generous. But in this case, I have to return the favor. .”
"It's okay~ The help you give me on weekdays has helped me a lot. Thank you for taking care of me, Jill."
"No, no. This is not only a gentleman's hobby, but also a natural obligation as a king. Well...well~~" Young Gil began to flip through the king's treasures, looking for something that could express his gratitude. Gifts, priceless treasures flashed in his hands one after another, "Uh... it's not this, it's not this. I should sort it out..."
He searched for a long time but still couldn't find a gift that suited his heart. There were too many things in the treasure house.
Sometimes there are too many treasures, which is a troublesome thing. For a while, you can't find the treasures you want to give away, which is really an enviable trouble.
"Well..." Young Jill took more than half an hour to choose a gift that barely suited his heart. "Okay, this is it."
"Is this...an exciting...beach party?"
Fujimaru Ritsuka looked at the paper ticket in his hand and said.
"Well, it's a newly built comprehensive amusement facility in a certain city in the past. An exciting beach party~" Young Gil looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka with a smile, and kept poking Fujimaru Ritsuka's waist with his elbow, "After all, it's a long time. The mission has been completed, why not go out and rest for a while with the servants?"
"Master, don't you want to see how cute Mash looks in a swimsuit~~"
"Well...this, this..." Fujimaru Ritsuka nodded slightly, this is indeed an excellent, great gift, worthy of Gil!
The next day.
Fujimaru Ritsuka, Mashu, Kiyohime and others put on swimsuits and went to the unique vacation spot funded by Young Gil - Gil Beach Happy Kingdom.
"Senior~!! Let's swim together~~!" Mashu said in a snow-white swimsuit with half of her snow-white pomelo exposed. With a sweet smile on her face, she took Fujimaru Ritsuka's hand and rushed towards the beach.
Mordred, Swimsuit Artoria, Swimsuit Annie, Burt the Pirate, Kiyohime, Minamoto Yorimitsu, Serenity, Malda, Scathach, and Queen Mary were all wearing swimsuits at the beach waiting for the Master.
Everyone shouted intimately: "Master?~~~"
Endless pink hearts appeared on the beach, and these hearts surrounded Fujimaru Ritsuka in an instant.
In this way, Fujimaru Ritsuka enjoyed the most comfortable life on the exciting sexy beach. If it weren't for the energy potion given by Leonardo da Vinci, he would definitely...die there.
After Kiyohime finished her exercise, it was Mashu, Malda... The most terrifying thing was Minamoto no Yorimitsu, Malda, and Scathach's extraction skills, which really left not even a drop of Fujimaru Ritsuka's juice. Already~
"Thank you, Gil...! I'm really satisfied." Fujimaru Ritsuka returned to Chaldea with satisfaction and thanked Gil.
"Hehehe~ Master seems to have enjoyed the full play." Young Gil nodded with satisfaction, as expected of a fellow person~ "Yes. The more women in swimsuits, the better. Eyes always need to be taken good care of.
You can change a few people next time~ It’s not a pure one, but a coquettish one, or a bold one, that’s totally fine~~ Although it’s completely opposite to my interests, people’s interests are very different. "
The faces of Sesshōin Kiara, Semiramis, Shuten Doji, Camilla Assassin, Medea and others flashed in Fujimaru Ritsuka's eyes one by one.
"Master, are you considering other versions?" Suddenly, a beach full of eroticism appeared in Fujimaru Ritsuka's eyes. That was - Spartacus's marble-like muscles, which were filled with passion. The shouts, those are the passionate scenes of Cu Chulainn, Edison, Hercules...these muscular servants showing off their muscles.
"Master, let's exercise together! It's great to exercise muscles in the swimming pool!!" Ento looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka enthusiastically and invited.
"Uh... Then in order to eat delicious rice in the future, let's start with rice cultivation."
Cu Chulainn stood on the edge of the beach with a hoe in his hand, full of energy.
"Hmm!! Large-scale cultivation with DC tractors has officially begun!"
As far as the eye can see from this beach full of muscles, there are all macho men. All the Chaldean macho men gather here.
Thinking of this, Fujimaru Ritsuka slowly swallowed his saliva and expressed his refusal. It was better to forget about the muscles.
"That's it! You made me even think about it!" Gil looked at Fujimaru Ritsuka speechlessly. Muscle beach and so on, that is simply a nightmare, isn't it?
Young Gil announced: "Now! I have officially decided! When male guests use my swimming pool in the future, some restrictions must be added! Male guests over 15 years old can only use the competition swimming pool!!"
Muscles, etc., are not allowed to appear outdoors! !The only ones who can appear freely outdoors are cute girls in swimsuits!
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Bless this wonderful world.
"The beach, the swimsuit...the place where he would stare at me with hungry wolf eyes...sssssssssssss."
When Darkness saw those muscular Chaldean men.
She couldn't help but fantasize about the exciting events she would encounter after walking alone on the beach at night and being alone.
She wished that she would encounter a bunch of terrifying goblins and half-orcs with endless desires while walking on the road at night. Unfortunately, the male half-orcs in this world have become completely extinct.
"Fujimaru Ritsuka, you know very well~~! Yes, after experiencing a tiring adventure life, you need to go to a holy place like this to relax your body and mind! Muscle ×, swimsuit√ plus a beautiful girl is justice. As expected of Gilgamesh, even someone who looks like Shota is so understanding and understands so thoroughly!!
We are indeed the same people, and I really want to introduce to you Axel's famous item, the dream and harbor of male adventurers - the Dream Demon Library. "
Sato Kazuma held his arms with both hands, and his whole body kept squirming like an animal, like kelp swaying with the ocean current.
"It's really unbearable, the hot beach full of beautiful girls~~ No one doesn't want to go there, damn, damn, I really want to go to the beach opened by Gilgamesh!!"
The idiot tests the summoned beast.
"Young Gil, please be friends with me...! I, I want to go too, I also want to go to the beach, I also want to purify myself every day on the beautiful beach full of beautiful girls. The tired body and mind of hard study..." Yoshii Akihisa looked at the picture with great longing.
"I want to go too, I want to go too -! -! Gilgamesh, Gilgamesh, I have photos of beautiful girls here that I have collected throughout my life. Please be sure to give me a ticket to Shapa. You won’t be disappointed and I will take many, many – the best photos there!!”
Kenta Tsuchiya, a muffled voice, held a camera, a backpack of memory cards, and a spare battery. He exhaled white air from his nostrils and said excitedly.
He was going to take pictures of the wonderful scenery that he had never seen in half his life.
The girls showing their most beautiful and sexy side on the beach must not be allowed to turn into a short-lived beauty. I want to record them all in the camera!
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"Bah!" The red rabbit horse carried Fujimaru Ritsuka running on the endless green grassland. "Oh, I'm sorry. No, as Lu Bu, I was so disrespectful. I was really careless.
Seeing such a grassland that is easy to gallop, even if it is just a simulation device, the horse's instinct will still boil.
Involuntarily, I want to run across the grassland and neigh.hehe.It was so embarrassing. "
"It's okay, today I just want the red rabbit horse to run freely on the grass." Fujimaru Ritsuka said happily.
"Horse?...Did I mention any horse just now?"
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