If the president turns into a piglet, then...then he will be really shameless in front of others! !

At the same time, a very magical thing happened in the golden city of Chichen Itza.

Humans have occupied this place, completely occupied it, and not even Ukubu can interfere, because this is the order of the Dinosaur King!

"Cream strawberry cake, 50-inch cake is ready~~Each Dinos is limited to one portion, please pay attention! 10 portions of mango, red bean, strawberry, mung bean, and Daifuku dumplings are ready !

And Dang Dang Dang - the most suitable drink in the hot Mictlan world, watermelon vodka!Cold watermelon and vodka. ~!

There are also herbal teas from Jiuzhou and Guangdong, roasted grass jelly, mung bean soup, and various drinks to relieve heat and heat~~! !Please line up in an orderly manner. "

Illya smiled and waved the flag, stood on the 2-meter-high booth, and shouted to the thousands of Dinos lined up with a loudspeaker.

In the large kitchen behind her, there are Emiya Archer, Emiya Shirou, Tamamo Mae, Tamamo Neko, Martha, Boudica, Brynhildr, and Ryo.

Red Enma, Qing Ji, Mia's mother, Lunova, cooks from all over the world are busy making all kinds of delicious food using fruits, plants, and crops.

Little Boss, Kirei Kotomine, and Li Shuwen are in front of Kyushu Food Stall, making Magic Mapo Tofu that Dinos can also eat, Mapo Tofu, Magic Mapo Tofu that uses fried soybeans instead of minced meat, ordinary Mapo tofu will not poison Dinos.

This hot, spicy, and delicious bright red dish appeared for the first time in the emerald green world of Mictlan.

The Dinosaur King was full of praise for this. He had never tasted such wonderful food. It was rich in taste, tender and delicious. The hot tofu and the spicy and tingling feeling on the tongue were very popular among the Dinos.

“Oh oh oh, it’s unbelievable, it’s unbelievable, do you Kyushu people always eat such delicious food!!”

Fighter Dinos closed his eyes in intoxication, taking a mouthful of hot mapo tofu and a mouthful of snow-white Northeastern rice. The power of the chili pepper made his body hot, making him feel warm and comfortable. The tingling sensation on the tip of his tongue made his nerves active. .

"I'm so envious. If I have the chance, I want to go to Kyushu in the history of pan-humanity to taste those delicious foods. You are indeed the best at making vegetables and using plants in the history of pan-humanity."

Triceratops Dinos lowered his head and kept licking the steaming mapo tofu in a container the size of a bathtub, with a happy smile on the dinosaur's face.

Kotomine Kirei looked at these Dinos who were very capable of eating spicy food in surprise. They were like Jiangxi people, the terrifying pepper star people from the Jiangxi region of Kyushu. This was already the hottest level of spiciness. In front of these Dinos, they were like The spiciness is the same as normal.

This is the Mapo Tofu theme park that makes Dinos go crazy. No Dinos can resist the taste of beef expressed in soybeans.

“Suck, suck, suck—noodles go best with Mapo tofu. This is the most perfect combination. It’s great! This chewy texture is a very interesting way to eat. Every noodle is covered with spicy and delicious Mapo. Tofu sauce.

I can, I can eat this every day! !Pair it with sweet corn juice, and have some corn soup in the evening... Dinos' life is satisfied!Enjoying a mapo tofu bento on a cold night while guarding the plains..."

Crystal clear tears shone in the corners of Stegosaurus Dinos' eyes. At this moment, Mapo Tofu was his new belief.

In a Nordic theme park.

Anastasia and Genvi built three 100-meter-high icebergs on the edge of the square to make shaved ice of various flavors. "Shaved ice of various flavors, come on, come on, shave ice in this hot place." That’s what you like to eat the most.”

The Lion King, Space Detective Artoria, and Hercules are busy breaking ice cubes to make Shaved Ice, a specialty of Chaldea.

Scathach Skadi and the Valkyries made corn-flavored ice cream in Nemo's Bakery for the Dinos, who love corn most.

Tomoe Gozen, Thousand Sons Muramasa, Steam King, and Helena used local materials and used the towering trees in the Mictlan world to make various oversized containers suitable for dinosaurs.

"Damn it, these Chaldeans, these demons actually use this kind of thing to win people's hearts, what a demonic move! I, I'm going to find out what you want to do, so... So the things made by these demons, I have to taste it! I have this responsibility of supervision, as a priest, as Dinos who protects the world of Mictlan!"

Ukubu kept talking, warning himself not to indulge in it. These were all methods created by the devil to corrode the heart of Dinos dragon.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Season [-].

"Because, because the sun in your world is actually an alien! Don't you know that your sun turned into a humanoid creature and attacked U-Olga Marie? It was obviously such a big movement. !”

Suzumiya Haruhi's eyes sparkled, she was about to see aliens in this world soon!What a great experience.

She wanted to interview the mysterious Fire Giant about his hobbies.

"According to the reactions of these Dinos, that is to say... none of the Dinos noticed the earth-shattering movement, not even Ocelotel, Debit, the God of Living Sacrifice, Smoke Mirror. Noticed???

Also...if those Ocelotels saw the invincible flaming humanoid creature appearing, they wouldn't dare to do anything to Dinos anymore. "

Axu complained suspiciously, why didn't those invincible flame giants destroy Mexico City?

Even the crown-level Servant Smoke Mirror cannot be her opponent. With this blow, Mexico City was completely annihilated...

With the mysterious flame giant around, neither U-Olga Marie nor Chaldea can do anything about the Lostbelt of South America. Chaldea's plan to cut the fantasy tree here is undoubtedly a wishful thinking.

There is really no chance this time. Even if the heroic spirits from all the history of mankind are summoned... they probably won't be able to match the flame giant's sword.

15 Xiaozhi and U-Olga Marie are very compatible

"Okay, thank you for your hard work, everyone~!~! I am the sailor who followed U and came into the city inexplicably normal~!!"

Nemo Sailor No. [-] pulled U-Olga Marie's sleeves and greeted Fujimaru Ritsuka and Mashu happily.

"That's because you are regarded as my accessory. Once you are separated from me, you will be recognized by other creatures, so be careful." U-Olga Marie held the sailor's hand proudly, "Compared to this - —Thank you for coming to greet me. Looking at your sad and emotional reaction, it seems that another boring problem has occurred. "

U-Olga Marie said with trembling wit: "The meeting with the Dinosaur King has been rejected. I understand. I will also refuse unscheduled visits. In this case, there is only one method left. Next I will go and Just destroy the altar, right?

As long as his residence is destroyed, he will probably go out regardless of his position. "

Kotomine Kirei stared dumbfounded at the genius proposal put forward by U-Olga Marie, and quickly persuaded: "Miss, there is no need to make the matter so big. It will cause diplomatic problems. This time it's just the Tepe Ushi, nothing wrong with it. Popularity. There should be other means."

Hearing this, Tepewu lowered his head guiltily and covered his cheeks.

"Yes. We will discuss it at Mr. Tepeu's house tonight and then go to the city to collect intelligence in the early morning." Matthew said.

"...That's it. Since you think this is okay, I don't have any objections." U-Olga Marie pouted and reluctantly agreed to this tedious plan, "Take me to that Tepeu House. . Let’s wait to hear the details.”

"That's good. Although I've been away from home for a while, I need to clean it up. This is a place I'm proud of in Chichén Itza. It may be too big for you, but I promise Very comfortable to sleep in.”

Tepeu said confidently that it was time to make up for the mistakes made these days.

Tepeu's proud home is located in the dense forest outside the golden city of Chichen Itza.

"Wow, it's been too abandoned and turned into a jungle!" Fujimaru Ritsuka held her head and looked with a headache at Tepeu's house, which was already inhabited by various beasts, piled with vines and green leaves.

"It's a miraculous work of nature. I'm so sorry. As you can see, weeds can grow anywhere. I believe that the troubles of people who own gardens are the same in the history of pan-humanity and the Lostbelt."

"Frankly, can I expect you to weed and pest control??"

Tepeu's eyes sparkled and he looked at Chaldea expectantly. If he was asked to clean it up alone...it would probably take a month.

Mash, Fujimaru Ritsuka, U-Olga Marie, Nemo Sailor No. [-], Kotomine Kirei looked at Tepeu gracefully. This was the reason why the stupid Dinos angered Ukubu. It couldn't be just... this kind of casual request and words that make the other party jump.

Half an hour later, all the weeds, pests, and wild beasts in the Uruk-style residence were cleared away.

The original comfortable residence with wooden rattan carpets, earthen stoves and corn fields was revealed.

The vines that originally covered the walls and the mud on the ground quickly disappeared under the magical power of Habertrot, Mash, Fujimaru Ritsuka, and Nemo Sailor No. [-].

Tepeu looked at his sparkling home excitedly, "This is...the power of Chaldea...!! My completely abandoned home looks like it was newly renovated...!!"

"I think "newly trained" is an overstatement, but Mash Kyrielight is indeed full of a fulfilling sense of success. No, this time it's really not just me and my senior's cleaning skills."

Matthew smiled.

Sailor Nemo No. [-] had mud on the tip of his nose, holding a dirty rag, and said with a smile: "Leave it to me~!! I am a cleaning sailor who can even wipe away the oil stains in the engine room~~~! "

"Poverty means cleanliness. Cleaning the kitchen is my specialty." The kitchen must be kept clean in order to make delicious Mapo Tofu. This is Kotomine Kirei's life creed.

"It was only possible with the cooperation of Mr. Sailor and Father Kotomine!" Mashu smiled happily, she almost forgot that Kirei Kotomine was an enemy.

"Thank you very much." Tepeu raised his huge body and said: "I have always wanted to challenge the cleaning that covers the corners, but after all, it is this body. Chichén Itza used the relics of the old civilization, no matter what Not clean.

There are many naturalists in Dinos, so they don't mind it, but I am very concerned about the dirt in the corners, so I thought of moving to a rough place where I wouldn't mind the dirt. "

"Is that why you live in that cave? It's quite far away from the city..." Mashu said in confusion.

"Regarding this, there are also other reasons that make me want to stay away from the naturalist Dinos. Speaking of which, Mashu and Fujimaru Ritsuka. Can you tell me more about the history of pan-humanity??"

"I mentioned before that there is Chichen Itza in your world. What kind of city and civilization is it?"

Tepeu asked curiously.

"Okay, although I'm not an expert, I can tell you everything I know." Encyclopedia Mashu turned on the popular science mode, and Fujimaru Ritsuka sat on the stone steps like a student and listened, "Chichén Itza is a The city of the Mayan civilization is located on the Yucatan Peninsula in Central and South America."

“玛雅文明从公元前1600年一直存在到公元后900年,公元前1600年到后250年被称为前古典期。后250年到后900年被称为古典期。”

"The period from AD 900 to the first half of the 16th century is called the Postclassic period, and it is believed that each period had its demise and prosperity. Chichen Itza was built in the Postclassic period and was built by the Itza people."

"It is also said that the Itza people were "outsiders", perhaps descendants who escaped the destruction of the central Maya... They arrived in a land with abundant spring water and named it Chichen Itza. The gods believed in by Chichen Itza Named Kukulkan. God of wind and water.

It is the same god as Quetzalcoatl, known in later Aztec mythology. "

"With Quetzalcoatl...are Mayan myths different from Aztec myths?" Fujimaru Ritsuka asked.

"They are both myths spread in Central and South America, so they have many similarities, but the fundamental religious views are completely different. Although it may be a bit rough to say this,

You could think of Maya as the original and Aztec as the variant. "

"Kukulkan. As expected, the history of pan-humanity also... No, of course there is also the god Kukulkan. However, the Mayan civilization in the history of pan-humanity perished?? It is clear that there was God's protection and it was destroyed?? ?”

"Yes. When the Mayan civilization declined, the gods disappeared, and Central and South America also ushered in the "Era of Humanity." It is said that the Mayan civilization was created by the Mayans, but it was originally the rise of people from more tribes and tribes. Yes, the local descendants call themselves "Sosi" and "Kiche"."

"The name "Maya" is taken from Mayapan, a city that actually existed in later generations. This statement is more powerful. 60 to 70 countries emerged in the Classical Period. After their demise, they built many cultural and historical Maya in the Postclassic Period. Civilized people, both physically and mentally, I think, were beyond the standards of the world at that time.”

"The city-states of Copán, Tikal, Calakmul, and Palenque competed or assisted each other, and thus prospered. They were good at writing, astronomy, and in the field of architecture, they also built the pyramid of El Mirador.

The observatory accurately grasped the operation of the stars, produced two calendars, and managed people's lives in an orderly manner.Although a unified Maya dynasty was not established, the kings of various city-states also formed alliances. "

"Having said that... technological progress is not caused by "humanity" alone. The environment of the land, crops, minerals, and climate have a huge impact."

"The harsh environment of Central and South America has already created a vibrant mythology and fully trained the Mayan people. But on the other hand, this environment does not pursue progress at all in terms of hand-held props...weapons."

"After the mainstream of Central and South American culture moved from the Yucatan Peninsula to the Central Plateau of Mexico... the same goes for the Aztec civilization that flourished in the Postclassic period. Their weapons were guns, bows, and the obsidian-embedded sword Macana. Firearms have not yet been born.”

"The concept of cavalry who fight on horseback also does not exist. It can be said that in terms of war technology, the people of Central and South America lag far behind the Westerners.

Then, in the form of inheriting the Mayan civilization, the Aztec kingdom, which was at the peak of its prosperity, perished in the first half of the 16th century.Not because of wars between kingdoms, but because of external conquerors - humans across the sea, from other continents. "

Tepeu marveled at the colorful history of pan-humanity. Countless kingdoms kept repeating reconstruction, rebirth, hegemony, and destruction. When a civilization light was extinguished, a brighter fire would soon be ignited.

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Naruto World.

"If Tepeu lived in our human world, he might become a very good architect." Tiantian licked his red lips, thinking about whether he could sell the explosive charms he produced to the Dinos.

Now, don't these Dinos need to fight against Ocelotel?

Dinos who cannot use automatic weapons can use their tails to volley objects covered with explosive symbols to achieve the same effect as catapults. The exploding stones will wipe out life within ten meters.

This is a fighting technique that is very suitable for the Dinos to use. It makes full use of the Dinos' strong bodies and perfectly utilizes the Dinos' abundant physical strength that far exceeds the Ocelotels.

"Is the destruction of the era of gods so frequent?" Naruto swallowed. If Othellotel's living sacrifice god, Smoke Mirror,

In the ninja world...

Those Ocelotels wouldn't want to hunt down various ninjas and use their hearts to please the gods.

If these gods launch an attack on the village...it will be okay. Grandpa Sandaime is a ninja who is known as the strongest Hokage. Even if a smoke mirror comes over, nothing will happen!

"The human civilization in this world is so splendid. In our world, the number of countries that I remember is not more than one-tenth of the number on Earth!"

Sakura said.

"If our era one day comes, there will be no chakra, no ninja, and an era of technological route...will the world become better than it is now?"

Sakura fantasizes about what kind of life she would live in a world without chakra~~!

She estimated that she would be like Fujimaru Ritsuka, who was still learning various knowledge in school at the moment, instead of preparing for the Chuunin exam and going out to do missions that risked death from time to time.

Honkai Impact [-], a parallel world without Honkai Impact.

Valkyrie Games Inc.

"Tepeu's home is really nice. A dozen people can live here without any problem. You don't need to buy a house. You can build a house anywhere you like. The world of Mictlan is great! It would be even better if it had air conditioning." It’s great.”

Kiana was sitting at the table with an energy drink in her hand, typing on the keyboard and writing code while looking at the screen.

Penglaiji Jiuxiao was lying on the table with a blanket wrapped around his body, looking at the screen with dull eyes, "Too bad, if there is a god in our world, then please help me postpone the test date!"

"It would be great if, if our company could invite sailors and Ms. Nemo Baking to help...! Work efficiency will definitely increase by about 50%!"

Kiana looked at the cute Sailor Nemo No. [-] with envy. With Sailor Nemo No. [-] here, no matter how low the morale in the office becomes, the sailor will be healed again.

"We don't have money, we can't afford to hire one. With our current economic situation, hiring a chef or something is simply impossible!! Unless the next work is a big hit. I also want to hire one. Please come over, Mother Red Enma, Mother Emiya." Treat everyone.”

Company director Teresa spread her hands regretfully.

"By the way, I would also like to ask Mr. Li Shuwen to come over and help you relax your body and correct your waist and cervical vertebrae problems. And the foot massage master Chiyo Mochizuki is also very good at caring for your feet."

Interstellar dinosaur world.

"Hehehehe! My compatriots, I will go over to save you right away. It's really ridiculous that a bunch of wild monkeys want to be enemies with us dinosaurs."

A pleasant smile appeared on the face of the Weasel Dragon, and he stretched out his hand to touch the metallic luster in front of him, a war weapon specially designed for the Dinos. This is a set of stretchable power armor that can perfectly fit the Dinos' huge body.

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