I am the dragon king in the dimensional chat group

Well, except in the case of fish.

Only fish is the love of Kaitou Kidd all his life. (convinced)

"This is not scientific at all!! Why is there such a big fish! Are you the king of the sea?! What is going on in this world! Ahhhhhhh, don't come here! If you come here again, I will jump off the building!"

Exercising all his strengths, Kaito Kidd kept avoiding the attack caused by King Carp's convulsions from time to time on the roof with a metaphysical pace.

The carp king's beard was as thick as a whip he used when he was young, and every swing of it brought great psychological pressure to Kaitou Kidd.

It's this time and he hasn't gone crazy. In fact, Kaito Kidd's personal psychological quality is already too hard.

After all, even if this strange thief encounters a ghost, he will not be more loveless than the one who encounters a fish.

The carp king uses water to jump, Kaitou Kidd is frightened, HP-100.

Kaitou Kidd used roar, and the carp king jumped more cheerfully.

Phantom Thief Kid... No, it should be Kuroba Kaito, the white top hat has been blown away by the beard of the carp king, and the monocle has to be put away in panic. messy in the wind.

Even jump radio gymnastics to avoid the carp king's unconscious attack.

He, Kaito Kuroba, even if he meets a Shinigami who can take medicine to shrink, a terrorist who kills without blinking an eye, or Sadako who can claw out of the TV in just seven days, don't face the fish. .

Do you think that the enemy of Kaitou Kidd is the drum washing machine/Edogawa Conan?

No no no, you are naive.

ko~no fish!

This monster is obviously super capable of stealing, but he is too afraid of fish.

It's just a pity that few people know about this weakness for the time being, otherwise Kaito Kidd will steal and fail repeatedly from now on.

What's more, the stewed carp in front of Kaitou Kidd is not an ordinary fish, but an international giant fish, the King Carp!

And it is about to evolve, with a size close to that of a car with a large carp area.

Can you imagine the psychological shadow of a person who is afraid of bugs when he sees the bugs bigger than you in ancient times?

Or a person who is afraid of the dark is bumped into by a ghost while walking at night.

At least Kaitou Kidd is almost going to scream now.

Oh, he didn't call him daddy because he thought he was daddy.

So, what crime should Heiyu Kaito and his father, Heiyu Pirates, be convicted of?Subjective and objective are different. This is a fraudulent event and is illegal.

Kuroba Kaito, who wanted to run away with hang gliding several times, always endured the thought of running away because of a sudden throbbing in his heart.

To explain that inexplicable feeling, it should be...

If he runs away now, something terrible will happen afterwards.

Kuroba Kaito, who had always believed in himself, finally bit the bullet, his legs were trembling, and he fought with the carp king.

He doesn't want to, and I really hope that I can leave here immediately, but unfortunately my strength doesn't allow it.

It has to be said that Kaito Kuroba, a high school student, did make a good choice at this time.

If he puts this carp king that is about to evolve here, and waits for him to evolve himself, his city will probably be turned upside down.

"Untie, untie, the person who needs to tie the bell to untie the bell, I, I, Kuroba Kaito, how could I be scared by a fish."

Trembling out a few syllables, Kuroba Kaito, who swallowed his saliva, still didn't shed tears in the end. With a tough mental quality, he remembered the culprit in his mind, and immediately opened the chat group in a hurry, sending out his sincere words , without a trace of falsehood, for help.

My Mr. Zhou called the expert directly: "Although I don't know who you are, but please, please accept your magical powers!! I really can't stand it."

Lin Jiangxian: "???"

Yuanshan Shiliuye: "What the hell, we are still thinking about what the newcomer will do after getting off the Gyarados, why is it like this? Could it be that the Gyarados is hungry and wants to eat a bag of rice from him? It shouldn't be, you got the baby After the ball, it is reasonable to be regarded as his master, so I won’t carry you up to the second floor and eat you, right?”

Rick: "This situation... how to say."

Xiao Yan: "The worst rookie in history."

Mo Fan: "Shocked, Mr. Thief from a different world recently asked the police for help because of fear. What's the inside story here, come and take a look with me..."

Qi Xiaosa: "That's not right, the couple is asking for help, why are you still chatting?"

Gabriel: "It can't be saved, it can't be saved, let me go."

Wu Geng Liuli: "Those who can live don't need to be rescued, and those who are damned can't be saved, so we just eat melons."

Lin Dong: "...the adult society is so dirty."

Saitama: "...Maybe there is really a problem, Mr. rookie, may I ask if there is anything we can help you with, if there is a fight, you can find me at all."

My Zhou called the expert directly: "Fish! A giant red fish! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,...""

The Kaitou Kidd was caught up, and the carp king snatched him up in the middle of the conversation.

This rub caused Kuroba Kaito's face to change from green to red to blue to purple to paraffin-like off-white.

At this moment, Kuroba Kaito seemed to be hollowed out.

Xiaomao: "...it seems a bit big... This carp king is also one of the largest carp kings I've ever seen. @我周术直起Expert, it stands to reason that there should be a poke ball in it, isn't it? You pressed the button? Take the Poke Ball and point it at him and press it."

My Zhou called the expert directly: "The button...the poke ball...here...I found it..."

Kaitou Kidd moved like a marionette, with a smile that had been ruined by the carp king, he pondered Xiaomao's words, and took the carp king back into the poke ball.

Teacher Kill: "It's over, the newcomer broke another one, we can't play it ourselves later."

Muchen: "...Are you all devils..."

Naiyazi: "Niazi is an evil god!"

"Hehe...it didn't drop...the fish didn't drop..."

At the same time, Police Officer Nakamori, who found himself being played by a puppet, was cursing at him, unaware that his top target had been destroyed by others.

Chapter 98 Chapter 97 The best way to overcome fear is to face it

My name is Kaito Kuroba, and I am the most handsome phantom thief. Except for detectives and magicians, I am most afraid of fish.

No, it should be said that even if other things are added together, it will not be more frightening than the feeling that fish brings to me.

And just today, just now, I successfully overcome the only fatal shortcoming of my Kaitou Kidd.

It’s like when you had a loose tooth when you were young and wanted to pull it out but didn’t dare to pull it out, but you were coaxed by your parents with words and your life was guaranteed to never move, but you took it into your palm when you didn’t pay attention, and you didn’t know for a moment whether you should be lucky or should Crying heals you in an unspeakable way.

The same is true of Kaitou Kidd now.

After all, this situation is the same as watching a horror movie alone at night and feeling that the room is full of people who are too scared to be yourself. You are nervous even to go to the toilet, and your heart and lungs will stop at the slightest sign of trouble.

Kaitou Kidd is also afraid of fish.

Probably an instinctive fear.

Some people are afraid of the "suddenness" of ghosts, some are afraid of the "aggressiveness" of ghosts, some are afraid of the "atmosphere" of horror movies, and many people are afraid of the "face" of ghosts.

Phantom Thief Kidd's fear of fish does not belong to the above categories, but comes from the fear deep in his heart like a dog's natural fear of tigers.

But, no matter what the difficulty, I advocate a way to solve the problem.

No matter what difficulties you encounter!Don't be afraid either!brave!face him!The best way to overcome fear is to face it!come on!Awesome! (Every time after watching a horror movie, the author has to go to the bathroom or take a shower and mutter to himself, "Fight! Don't let the fight stop", "From now on, it's called" and so on, etc. Friends who have the same trouble can try Shout some high-pitched memes to assuage the fear.)

Specifically how to do it, here is a way to teach you that you will never be afraid of watching horror movies again.

First of all, turn on the shower to the minimum, let the water drip on the ground drop by drop, there is a chance to trigger the hidden effect-it will automatically erupt when it is full of water.

Secondly, buy the lightest and thinnest curtains, open the window a crack to let the noisy wind add to the fun, and by the way, the TV should be packaged in a full plastic case, so that under the caress of the wind, it will expand with heat and contract with cold, and it will emit some special scenes cry.

Besides, turn off all the lights in the room, and don’t wipe the stains on the wall, otherwise it will imply that the stains are not... cough cough, and it is best to find a prefabricated panel structure building with no one living upstairs, so that the steel pipes upstairs will also be high stand up.

By the way, there is one more thing, watch horror movies standing up, and make a look of leaning on people.

Then I kept saying in my heart that I am not afraid, I am not afraid, I am not afraid, I am not afraid, the wind blows and the rain hits, just to be able... In short, that's it.

In this way, you only need to close your eyes and take a nap for more than an hour, and you will never feel afraid because of any sound.

Hundreds of trials, if you fail, you come to me, because after doing this, you will never be afraid of weird voices again, because you have either adapted to it, or you are scared to death, how can you still be afraid?How do you come to me for a theory?

All in all, to sum it up, just a few hundred million words.

Without him, only familiar with Seoul.

Then download the horror movie and browse it frame by frame, and then watch the original version at the highest speed afterward, so that you have conquered the horror movie.

The same is true of Kaitou Kidd now, but he was forced to adapt.

There is a saying that goes well, life is like a female gangster, since you can’t resist, then learn to enjoy it; life is like a female gangster, you either die happily or die miserably; fear is like 3P (referring to three picture/ Three pictures, really), get used to it, and naturally don't resist.

Alas, if I talk too much, I will be in tears. I get used to one sentence, and it is enough.

At least watching a braised carp as big as a steamroller (DIO) jumping in front of you, and then being brainwashed by the other party, and even being rubbed in the face, Kaitou Kidd probably will only be numb to fish in the future up.

When you accidentally cut your skin and your heart hurts, you only need a ruthless iron hand to give you an indestructible grip, and you will no longer feel pain at the broken skin.

I, Zhou, called the experts directly: "I am really grateful to you all. I am really grateful that the culprits can come forward to teach my younger brother to solve the troubles you have caused."

Lin Jiangxian: "...The tone is full of sarcasm, isn't it just a carp king, what is there to be afraid of, can it really be the leader of ordinary people? The fighting power of the carp king is almost zero."

Yuanshan Shiliuye: "Huh? Elements are aware, Mr. Thief who is afraid of fish, I remember one."

Kong: "The one who often sends up and the author (referring to pigeons) out to find out information, who is dressed in white and loves to pretend to be 13, a Heisei high school student magician?"

Mo Fan: "Now that I think about it, I've always been envious of that guy's ability to change clothes and change his voice."

Lai Yuesubaru: "Why does this description sound familiar even to me?"

Xiao Yan: "I also feel that there is a sense of déjà vu, there is only one truth?!"

Qi Xiaosa: "...It's because I'm ignorant."

Lin Dong: "Then what kind of person is the newcomer?"

Accelerator: "No matter who they are, they are just stepping stones for my uncle."

Wu Liuqi: "Thiefs are bad. Even an assassin like me would not steal. Stealing is against the law."

Killing teacher: "Thieves, although being a teacher teaches assassination, sneaking and hiding are skills that both assassins and thieves must be proficient in. The two identities can be switched when needed, just like being a teacher. It’s like being able to get the punch of a beautiful girl without anyone noticing.”

Gabriel: "It seems that staying away from killing the teacher is the wisest decision in my life."

Yakumo Zi: "Ala, then we are also beautiful girls, do you want to give it a try?"

Saiki Kusuo: "... a thief calls a thief to describe this kind of situation, I'm taught."

Mu Chen: "...Brother Qi Mu, why do we always seem out of place with the group members?"

Otosaka Yuu: "..."

Misaka Mikoto: "As long as I talk about that kind of topic, I will decisively go offline, but I will still be very angry in my heart. It's really...too perverted."

[Toyama Toyama sixteen nights changed my name from Zhou to an expert to Kuroba Kaito]

Estes: "The next time I meet with real people, I will return all the accumulated time."

Xiao Yan: "! Don't, don't force me! I'll call the teacher out, even if it's you and me, we can get [-]/[-]."

Kuroba Kaito: "Huh?"

Kuroba Kaito, who was still complaining and complaining, was slightly taken aback after the beep sounded. After a moment of astonishment, the corners of his mouth raised upwards, and Kaito Kidd's characteristic sweet confidence returned to him.

"Things are getting more and more interesting. It's really not boring at all."

ps: It's five shifts today, I was in a bad mood yesterday, so I don't have to add more shifts.

Chapter 99 Chapter 98 Spoilers are as comfortable as wearing only shorts during the New Year

Rubbing outside, Kaito Kuroba hesitated for a long time, and finally chose to go in.

He is very curious about this mysterious and unsolvable chat group, but also maintains due fear.

His atheism had also been broken by his magic classmate long ago.

So, Kaito Kuroba opened the chat group.

Sometimes, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, so I would like to ask everyone, is Kuroba Kaito doing the right thing?